297: Softball Riddles

Episode Transcript

[0:00:34 – 0:00:38] Erik: Blank Frank is the messenger of your doom and your destruction.
[0:00:39 – 0:00:44] Erik: Fortunately, my name is Eric, and this is Tumble Home, and I am not bringing you doom or destruction.
[0:00:44 – 0:00:48] Erik: I am bringing you my fine podcasting partner, Adam.
[0:00:49 – 0:00:50] Erik: Hello, Adam.
[0:00:50 – 0:00:52] Erik: Mal tiempo, bueno cara.
[0:00:53 – 0:00:53] Adam: How?
[0:00:54 – 0:00:55] Adam: You see.
[0:00:56 – 0:00:58] Adam: That was the Duluth Air Show.
[0:00:59 – 0:01:00] Erik: No entiendo.
[0:01:00 – 0:01:02] Erik: How was the Duluth Air Show?
[0:01:02 – 0:01:05] Adam: What was your number one bird?
[0:01:06 – 0:01:07] Erik: Didn’t really see it.
[0:01:07 – 0:01:17] Erik: Kind of was like rumbling in the distance multiple times, but a little too far away from where we were at to gain high visual.
[0:01:17 – 0:01:18] Erik: You see the blue angels?
[0:01:19 – 0:01:19] Erik: No.
[0:01:20 – 0:01:20] Erik: Just heard them.
[0:01:22 – 0:01:24] Adam: Feel it right here in your heart.
[0:01:25 – 0:01:26] Erik: In my lungs.
[0:01:27 – 0:01:28] Erik: Wow.
[0:01:28 – 0:01:29] Erik: Episode 297.
[0:01:30 – 0:01:31] Erik: Back in the shed.
[0:01:32 – 0:01:33] Erik: The bugs are outside.
[0:01:33 – 0:01:34] Erik: We are inside.
[0:01:35 – 0:01:38] Erik: But we all know they will eventually find us.
[0:01:39 – 0:01:42] Adam: You have about an hour and 45 minutes until they start getting you bad.
[0:01:43 – 0:01:46] Erik: That’s, I would say, what we’re maxed out at tonight.
[0:01:46 – 0:01:52] Adam: We’re joined here in the shed with Arrow the Husky, and she’s napping by the door over there by the John Deere snowblower.
[0:01:53 – 0:01:58] Adam: And once she starts to pace, then you know you’ve got about 15 minutes until they make their way out of this far into the shed.
[0:01:59 – 0:01:59] Erik: Make it away.
[0:01:59 – 0:02:01] Adam: They’re making their way over here.
[0:02:01 – 0:02:02] Adam: It’s a caprese.
[0:02:03 – 0:02:04] Erik: Caprese, eh?
[0:02:06 – 0:02:06] Adam: Legs caprese.
[0:02:07 – 0:02:08] Adam: Legs caprese?
[0:02:09 – 0:02:11] Adam: They want to eat it at a legs caprese.
[0:02:11 – 0:02:14] Erik: I do have pants on, but I’ve got short sleeves.
[0:02:14 – 0:02:14] Erik: You’ve got shorts on.
[0:02:14 – 0:02:15] Adam: You’re hanging me out to dry.
[0:02:15 – 0:02:17] Adam: I’m wearing short shorts in here.
[0:02:17 – 0:02:17] Adam: Yeah.
[0:02:17 – 0:02:18] Adam: This isn’t good, guys.
[0:02:20 – 0:02:23] Erik: No, you’re in for a world of hurt once they find us, and they will.
[0:02:23 – 0:02:24] Erik: They always do.
[0:02:24 – 0:02:24] Erik: They always do.
[0:02:24 – 0:02:27] Erik: Yeah, what is it?
[0:02:27 – 0:02:29] Erik: July 25th.
[0:02:29 – 0:02:31] Erik: We’re still cranking away.
[0:02:35 – 0:02:36] Erik: It’s almost fish pick time.
[0:02:37 – 0:02:37] Erik: And then one.
[0:02:37 – 0:02:41] Erik: 62 for a low tonight?
[0:02:41 – 0:02:42] Erik: Tomorrow night?
[0:02:42 – 0:02:43] Erik: What the heck?
[0:02:44 – 0:02:45] Adam: That ain’t legal.
[0:02:45 – 0:02:48] Adam: We’re heading into the park tomorrow, and it’s like a low of 62 for the whole trip.
[0:02:50 – 0:02:50] Adam: Yikes.
[0:02:50 – 0:02:52] Adam: I don’t like those hot nights.
[0:02:53 – 0:02:53] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:02:53 – 0:02:54] Adam: It’s fine.
[0:02:54 – 0:02:58] Adam: I’m not going to complain too much about it, but you do have to sleep on top of the sleeping bag when it’s that hot.
[0:02:59 – 0:03:03] Erik: Well, it sounds like you’re not going to be nestling into a hammock, which is… No way.
[0:03:04 – 0:03:09] Adam: I got a battery-powered fan at the ready for this kind of heat and humidity.
[0:03:09 – 0:03:11] Erik: And a battery-operated dehumidifier.
[0:03:11 – 0:03:12] Adam: Yeah, that’s right.
[0:03:12 – 0:03:15] Adam: We’re probably pulling like four to five liters out of the tent each night.
[0:03:15 – 0:03:16] Erik: Nice.
[0:03:16 – 0:03:18] Erik: Right into the Nalgene for drinking in the morning.
[0:03:18 – 0:03:18] Adam: That’s right.
[0:03:19 – 0:03:19] Adam: Yeah.
[0:03:19 – 0:03:20] Adam: Don’t even filter it.
[0:03:20 – 0:03:20] Erik: Yeah.
[0:03:20 – 0:03:21] Erik: It’s free.
[0:03:21 – 0:03:23] Erik: There’s free water in the air, people.
[0:03:24 – 0:03:24] Erik: What are we doing?
[0:03:25 – 0:03:25] Erik: Yeah.
[0:03:25 – 0:03:28] Erik: How is there any issues with… Who’s going thirsty?
[0:03:28 – 0:03:30] Erik: Just get a dehumidifier this time of year.
[0:03:31 – 0:03:34] Erik: It’ll just dip right in the back there with a cup, a mug in the morning.
[0:03:34 – 0:03:35] Erik: Yeah.
[0:03:36 – 0:03:39] Adam: I mean, I feed it to the plants, but can I feed it to me?
[0:03:39 – 0:03:40] Adam: Start feeding it to you.
[0:03:41 – 0:03:44] Adam: I’ll feed it to Arrow first and see how she does.
[0:03:44 – 0:03:47] Adam: Her ears just went down like this.
[0:03:49 – 0:03:50] Erik: They just went flat.
[0:03:50 – 0:03:51] Adam: I don’t want that air water.
[0:03:53 – 0:03:53] Adam: Why not?
[0:03:54 – 0:03:55] Adam: Stinks like smoke.
[0:03:56 – 0:03:57] Erik: Well, there is also that.
[0:03:57 – 0:04:00] Erik: You probably would get like a nice concentrated flavor of the day.
[0:04:01 – 0:04:03] Adam: Yeah, what’s the opposite of an aquifer?
[0:04:03 – 0:04:05] Adam: Yeah, like you’re getting all the flavors up top.
[0:04:06 – 0:04:07] Adam: It’s not good either, man.
[0:04:07 – 0:04:08] Adam: Maybe up here it is.
[0:04:09 – 0:04:26] Adam: yeah maybe a period is in general but not uh running a dehumidifier down in gary indiana oh god yikes might as well yeah you’re gonna get some deformities drinking that air yeah you can’t drink the air now you can 2025 bud
[0:04:27 – 0:04:36] Erik: It was the commensurate drink to dehumidifying Gary, Indiana air, Flint, Michigan water.
[0:04:36 – 0:04:36] Adam: Yeah.
[0:04:37 – 0:04:38] Erik: Pretty much the same.
[0:04:38 – 0:04:39] Adam: You can light both of them on fire.
[0:04:39 – 0:04:40] Erik: Yeah.
[0:04:40 – 0:04:45] Erik: Both situations, if Obama was in front of the camera, he’d only put that glass up to his lips.
[0:04:45 – 0:04:46] Erik: He wouldn’t actually take a sip.
[0:04:47 – 0:04:47] Adam: Yeah.
[0:04:47 – 0:04:48] Erik: He wouldn’t dare.
[0:04:48 – 0:04:49] Erik: Sick son of a…
[0:04:50 – 0:04:58] Erik: Can’t fool me with your fancy highfalutin politician talk and charismatic ways, Obama.
[0:04:58 – 0:04:59] Erik: I saw you.
[0:04:59 – 0:05:00] Erik: You didn’t even drink that water.
[0:05:03 – 0:05:04] Erik: Can you blame him, though?
[0:05:05 – 0:05:06] Erik: I wouldn’t have drank that water.
[0:05:09 – 0:05:11] Erik: He was the president, though.
[0:05:11 – 0:05:15] Erik: You got to kind of take one for the team there, I think.
[0:05:16 – 0:05:23] Erik: Just pressed his lips up to it and then immediately turned away and somebody dabbed his mouth with an antiseptic rag.
[0:05:26 – 0:05:28] Erik: I don’t know how we got there, but it is hot.
[0:05:28 – 0:05:28] Erik: It is humid.
[0:05:28 – 0:05:29] Erik: It is midsummer.
[0:05:29 – 0:05:32] Erik: The bugs are out, but it beats…
[0:05:34 – 0:05:36] Erik: Well, it doesn’t beat everything, but it beats a lot.
[0:05:37 – 0:05:39] Erik: I always like being in the shed.
[0:05:39 – 0:05:41] Erik: Winter does not allow us to be out here.
[0:05:41 – 0:05:42] Adam: I like wearing shorts.
[0:05:43 – 0:05:43] Adam: Shorts are nice.
[0:05:44 – 0:05:46] Adam: I wore shorts and a t-shirt to work today.
[0:05:46 – 0:05:47] Adam: Wow.
[0:05:47 – 0:05:48] Erik: That’s great.
[0:05:49 – 0:05:49] Erik: Yeah.
[0:05:49 – 0:05:51] Erik: Not too many days you get to do that.
[0:05:51 – 0:05:55] Erik: Although you guys got that co-op at blast freezer status in there with the AC.
[0:05:55 – 0:05:59] Erik: I go in there after being pretty much everywhere else in the world is un-AC’d.
[0:05:59 – 0:06:00] Erik: It’s very comfortable in there.
[0:06:02 – 0:06:02] Erik: Oh, it’s soothing.
[0:06:02 – 0:06:04] Erik: It makes you want to buy produce.
[0:06:04 – 0:06:05] Adam: It does, yeah.
[0:06:05 – 0:06:06] Adam: This is the produce to buy.
[0:06:07 – 0:06:07] Adam: It’s nice and cold.
[0:06:07 – 0:06:08] Adam: Look at this.
[0:06:08 – 0:06:13] Erik: Dewey droplets on the fresh California strawberries.
[0:06:13 – 0:06:15] Adam: Yeah, like nine kinds of plums.
[0:06:15 – 0:06:16] Erik: You got to try them all.
[0:06:17 – 0:06:21] Erik: So, yeah, they look red on the outside, but who knows what color the insides are.
[0:06:22 – 0:06:23] Erik: Only one way to find out.
[0:06:24 – 0:06:25] Erik: Buy a few.
[0:06:25 – 0:06:26] Erik: Yes, please do it.
[0:06:27 – 0:06:40] Erik: Finishing up our conversation on fact-checking, early fact-checking on the TumbleHomie community curated and created Wikipedia page.
[0:06:40 – 0:06:41] Adam: Did you make an account yet?
[0:06:41 – 0:06:42] Erik: No.
[0:06:42 – 0:06:44] Adam: I do have an account and I’m an admin now.
[0:06:45 – 0:06:45] Adam: Well, yeah.
[0:06:45 – 0:06:47] Adam: I’ve been upgraded immediately.
[0:06:47 – 0:06:48] Adam: Oh, wow.
[0:06:48 – 0:06:49] Adam: Mimses the perks, brother.
[0:06:49 – 0:06:50] Adam: I guess.
[0:06:50 – 0:06:50] Adam: Yeah.
[0:06:51 – 0:06:54] Adam: I pulled a few strings by doing nothing whatsoever.
[0:06:54 – 0:06:56] Adam: I did update some TCCs.
[0:06:56 – 0:06:57] Erik: Dirty strings.
[0:06:57 – 0:06:59] Adam: And they’re like, this guy’s showing promise.
[0:06:59 – 0:07:00] Adam: We’re going to upgrade him.
[0:07:00 – 0:07:03] Adam: So thank you to Cheap Dancer and Admiral Geary for believing in me.
[0:07:05 – 0:07:06] Adam: I’ve got what it takes.
[0:07:06 – 0:07:06] Erik: Yeah.
[0:07:06 – 0:07:08] Erik: He’s got what it takes for sure.
[0:07:08 – 0:07:09] Adam: I got the drive.
[0:07:10 – 0:07:19] Erik: Hopefully everything that you’ve added has been between the letters A and H. I was only working in the T’s.
[0:07:19 – 0:07:19] Erik: Oh, great.
[0:07:20 – 0:07:22] Erik: Well, you’ve only added more work for us tonight.
[0:07:22 – 0:07:23] Adam: We can just skip over it.
[0:07:23 – 0:07:25] Adam: It hasn’t been verified.
[0:07:25 – 0:07:25] Adam: Oh, wow.
[0:07:25 – 0:07:28] Adam: I’m pretty sure it has to be triple verified before it actually goes live, right?
[0:07:28 – 0:07:29] Erik: Triple verified.
[0:07:29 – 0:07:30] Adam: Right?
[0:07:30 – 0:07:31] Adam: Yeah.
[0:07:31 – 0:07:32] Adam: Anakin, you would never.
[0:07:33 – 0:07:37] Adam: That’s how it works.
[0:07:39 – 0:07:39] Adam: Right?
[0:07:39 – 0:07:40] Adam: Shoot.
[0:07:40 – 0:07:41] Adam: They let me just publish it?
[0:07:42 – 0:07:44] Adam: I thought I was just testing.
[0:07:44 – 0:07:48] Adam: There should be asterisks by all the edits, at least for the first month.
[0:07:49 – 0:07:49] Erik: Yeah, sure.
[0:07:49 – 0:07:51] Erik: Isn’t that how regular Wikipedia works?
[0:07:51 – 0:07:53] Adam: I don’t think that’s how this works at all.
[0:07:53 – 0:07:54] Adam: This isn’t regular Wikipedia.
[0:07:54 – 0:07:56] Adam: It’s, what’s it called?
[0:07:57 – 0:07:58] Erik: FanDuel.
[0:07:59 – 0:08:00] Erik: Brought to you by FanDuel.
[0:08:00 – 0:08:01] Erik: Our first ad.
[0:08:01 – 0:08:02] Erik: Yes, thank you, Fan.
[0:08:02 – 0:08:04] Erik: To FanDuel, our first ad, of course.
[0:08:04 – 0:08:06] Erik: Why would it not be a sports betting app?
[0:08:07 – 0:08:08] Adam: Read the internet responsibly.
[0:08:08 – 0:08:11] Adam: All the glowing reviews.
[0:08:11 – 0:08:13] Adam: Problem with podcasting, call this number.
[0:08:13 – 0:08:34] Erik: things i’ve had to say about sports betting in the past has led us to this point where we are in fact spansard i thought it was like flame hub or something yes it is flame hub our favorite fandom it’s fandom that’s it yes there it is um speaking of the co-op but it’s icy icy
[0:08:39 – 0:08:49] Erik: I was in the other day and the cashiers, some of the younger cashier gals were all coupled up.
[0:08:49 – 0:08:51] Erik: Sorry, no, that’s a Love Island quote.
[0:08:52 – 0:08:57] Erik: They were all kind of gathered, bunched up, and I was like just getting ready to, after I had paid, like walk away.
[0:08:57 – 0:09:02] Erik: And I know one of them like kind of, and she was like, Eric.
[0:09:02 – 0:09:02] Erik: Eric.
[0:09:03 – 0:09:05] Erik: Do you know the answer to this riddle?
[0:09:05 – 0:09:17] Erik: And then when she asked me the riddle, I was kind of taken aback because they seem very earnest and sincere about the riddle.
[0:09:18 – 0:09:25] Erik: But it’s a man rode into town on Friday and left four days later on Friday.
[0:09:25 – 0:09:27] Adam: How is it possible?
[0:09:28 – 0:09:29] Adam: The horse is named Friday.
[0:09:29 – 0:09:29] Adam: Okay.
[0:09:29 – 0:09:29] Erik: Yeah.
[0:09:30 – 0:09:31] Erik: And that’s what I said.
[0:09:31 – 0:09:36] Erik: And I wasn’t even like in the right state of mind to be like really keying in on like Riddle.
[0:09:36 – 0:09:39] Erik: I wasn’t like, oh, yeah, man, I’m a big Riddle guy.
[0:09:39 – 0:09:42] Erik: I was just like, yeah, his horse’s name is Friday.
[0:09:42 – 0:09:44] Erik: That’s like the original Riddle.
[0:09:44 – 0:09:45] Erik: That’s the Riddle.
[0:09:47 – 0:09:49] SPEAKER_00: I was like, am I getting trolled?
[0:09:49 – 0:09:50] Erik: I don’t know.
[0:09:51 – 0:09:52] Erik: I think that’s the joke.
[0:09:52 – 0:09:55] Erik: Are they just doing that to make me feel good about myself?
[0:09:55 – 0:09:58] Erik: Because I did walk out of there feeling really great.
[0:09:58 – 0:10:01] Erik: And I actually went back in and bought like 20 more plums.
[0:10:01 – 0:10:02] Adam: Yeah.
[0:10:04 – 0:10:05] Erik: So it’s working.
[0:10:05 – 0:10:08] Erik: Whatever the front of the house is doing right now with the riddle game.
[0:10:08 – 0:10:13] Adam: That’s actually part of the SOP for working in front of the house is you offer up the customers softball riddles.
[0:10:13 – 0:10:14] Adam: Softball riddles.
[0:10:14 – 0:10:16] Adam: To get them to buy more plums.
[0:10:17 – 0:10:18] Adam: We actually don’t call them softballs.
[0:10:18 – 0:10:20] Adam: We call them rotten plums.
[0:10:22 – 0:10:28] Adam: Throw the customer a few rotten plums every hour and you will see your profits soar.
[0:10:28 – 0:10:28] Erik: Yeah.
[0:10:29 – 0:10:31] Adam: And enjoy that health care benefit.
[0:10:31 – 0:10:32] Adam: It’s a benefit.
[0:10:32 – 0:10:33] Adam: It’s not a right.
[0:10:33 – 0:10:35] Erik: I don’t want to talk about my rotten plums.
[0:10:37 – 0:10:40] Adam: And then we have a meeting every Monday morning to talk about the new rotten plums.
[0:10:41 – 0:10:44] Adam: How many rotten plums did you transition last week, Janet?
[0:10:44 – 0:10:47] Adam: Did you do any brainstorming last night on some new rotten plums?
[0:10:47 – 0:10:55] Erik: And then it got me thinking of like the only other riddle I could think of is the one that comes to mind from a movie.
[0:10:56 – 0:10:58] Erik: I think maybe I could rattle off the top of my head.
[0:10:59 – 0:11:02] Erik: I was on my way to St. Ives when I met a man with seven wives.
[0:11:03 – 0:11:07] Erik: Each wife had a sack and each sack had seven cats.
[0:11:07 – 0:11:09] Erik: Each cat had seven kittens.
[0:11:10 – 0:11:11] Erik: How many were headed to St. Ives?
[0:11:13 – 0:11:15] Adam: I forgot what the beginning was, though.
[0:11:15 – 0:11:17] Adam: Who was going to St. Ives in the first place?
[0:11:17 – 0:11:17] Adam: None of them.
[0:11:18 – 0:11:20] Adam: Nobody was going to St. Ives is the answer.
[0:11:20 – 0:11:23] Erik: No, the first line is, as I was headed to St. Ives.
[0:11:23 – 0:11:25] Adam: Yeah, but were all the wives and the cats and the kittens?
[0:11:25 – 0:11:27] Adam: How many were headed to St. Ives?
[0:11:27 – 0:11:27] Adam: All of them?
[0:11:27 – 0:11:29] Erik: It was just the one, just the narrator.
[0:11:30 – 0:11:32] Adam: Not everybody else was.
[0:11:32 – 0:11:37] Erik: It’s one of the riddles from Simon in Die Hard 3, Die Hard with a Vengeance.
[0:11:38 – 0:11:38] Erik: Yeah.
[0:11:39 – 0:11:39] Adam: Can’t die that hard.
[0:11:40 – 0:11:40] Erik: Yeah.
[0:11:40 – 0:11:50] Erik: And every time I say it in my head, I do say it in the inflection that Jeremy Irons puts on it as Hans Gruber’s brother.
[0:11:51 – 0:11:53] SPEAKER_00: I believe.
[0:11:53 – 0:11:54] Adam: It’s Jans Gruber.
[0:11:54 – 0:11:55] Adam: Jans.
[0:11:55 – 0:11:56] Adam: This is like a Mighty Ducks thing.
[0:11:57 – 0:11:57] Adam: Oh, God, no.
[0:11:58 – 0:11:58] Adam: Not again.
[0:11:58 – 0:12:03] Adam: And then number two, they had to replace the brother with the Jans instead of the Hans.
[0:12:04 – 0:12:12] Adam: And how many of our Hanses are sending to St. Ivor to sharpen their skate blades and listen to Bon Ivor?
[0:12:13 – 0:12:15] Erik: Yeah, it’s just too much, too many.
[0:12:16 – 0:12:22] Erik: And then I think even at the end of the riddle, I actually can’t think of what his name is.
[0:12:22 – 0:12:24] Erik: Simon is what he calls himself.
[0:12:24 – 0:12:25] Erik: I don’t even know if that is his real name.
[0:12:26 – 0:12:28] Erik: But at the end of the riddle, he’s like, wives.
[0:12:28 – 0:12:32] Erik: Cats, kittens, sacks, just to like throw them off even more.
[0:12:32 – 0:12:35] Erik: It’s like, yeah, it’s a bunch of backloaded information.
[0:12:35 – 0:12:41] Erik: The answer is the first line of the riddle, which is usually the key to any riddle.
[0:12:42 – 0:12:42] Erik: Pay attention.
[0:12:42 – 0:12:43] Adam: That was my intuition.
[0:12:43 – 0:12:48] Adam: And I have seen Die Hard 3, Die Harder, but I didn’t know the answer.
[0:12:48 – 0:12:50] Erik: No, that’s a different Die Hard.
[0:12:50 – 0:12:52] Adam: Can’t die no more.
[0:12:52 – 0:12:53] Erik: Die Hard with a Vengeance.
[0:12:53 – 0:12:54] Erik: It’s not Die Hard 3.
[0:12:54 – 0:12:56] Erik: I really gaffed it there.
[0:12:56 – 0:12:58] Erik: Pulled a real gaff.
[0:12:58 – 0:12:59] Adam: Really goofed up.
[0:12:59 – 0:13:00] Adam: Die Hard with a Vengeance.
[0:13:01 – 0:13:04] Adam: I’m going to have to put you on a personal improvement plan now.
[0:13:05 – 0:13:05] Erik: Wow.
[0:13:06 – 0:13:07] Erik: Is that where we’re at now?
[0:13:09 – 0:13:11] Adam: And Trevor, you’re going to want to take a seat here and get out the binder.
[0:13:11 – 0:13:12] Adam: Okay.
[0:13:12 – 0:13:13] Adam: We have some protocols to go through.
[0:13:13 – 0:13:15] Erik: Yeah.
[0:13:15 – 0:13:16] Erik: When is my report due?
[0:13:17 – 0:13:18] Adam: It’s in actually right now and you passed.
[0:13:19 – 0:13:19] Adam: Oh, hey, right.
[0:13:20 – 0:13:21] Adam: We’re doing it.
[0:13:21 – 0:13:21] Adam: Let’s go.
[0:13:21 – 0:13:23] Adam: Because we actually do want you to get better.
[0:13:23 – 0:13:24] Adam: Wow, thank you.
[0:13:24 – 0:13:25] Adam: All right.
[0:13:25 – 0:13:37] Adam: And I know another good way to get better is we’re going to open up these art supplies right now and figure out what we have in store because I, sir, am quite thirsty after all this paperwork and soul searching.
[0:13:37 – 0:13:42] Erik: Yeah, you really did put me through the rigors in terms of that.
[0:13:43 – 0:13:43] Erik: What was it?
[0:13:44 – 0:13:45] Erik: TPS report?
[0:13:45 – 0:13:48] Adam: Yeah, and you need to fill that out every hour on the hour.
[0:13:49 – 0:13:52] Adam: We have a regular brown bag here.
[0:13:52 – 0:13:53] Adam: It looks like a number 4.
[0:13:53 – 0:13:55] Adam: 2-8.
[0:13:56 – 0:13:58] Adam: It’s a 2-8 number 4 with two staples in there.
[0:13:58 – 0:13:59] Adam: Eric can see it.
[0:13:59 – 0:14:03] Erik: That’s your classic elementary school lunch sack there.
[0:14:04 – 0:14:05] Adam: It’s perfect in every way.
[0:14:05 – 0:14:13] Adam: It is labeled June 3rd, Granite River for Adam M. and Eric D. No, it’s a…
[0:14:15 – 0:14:15] Adam: It’s questionable.
[0:14:15 – 0:14:16] Erik: Shut your mouth.
[0:14:16 – 0:14:17] Erik: Nobody makes a K like that.
[0:14:18 – 0:14:18] Erik: Tumblehome.
[0:14:19 – 0:14:20] Erik: Did they spell that right?
[0:14:20 – 0:14:22] Erik: They got Tumblehome correct.
[0:14:22 – 0:14:34] Erik: So they looked at the picture, the logo for the podcast and got Tumble Home right and then just forgot to keep reading to see how names are spelled.
[0:14:34 – 0:14:36] Erik: Somehow they know my last name.
[0:14:36 – 0:14:42] Adam: Eric D. They know it starts with a D. These matching?
[0:14:42 – 0:14:44] Adam: They look like they’re matching.
[0:14:44 – 0:14:45] Adam: These look really nice.
[0:14:46 – 0:14:50] Adam: It’s a mouse toting a large cart with a burger in it.
[0:14:50 – 0:14:52] Erik: Oh, they spared no expenses on the color.
[0:14:54 – 0:14:56] Adam: They put all the finest hues in this one.
[0:14:56 – 0:15:00] Erik: I mean, it does make sense, considering the name of the brewery.
[0:15:02 – 0:15:04] Adam: We got ourselves a serious note here.
[0:15:04 – 0:15:04] Adam: Hold on.
[0:15:04 – 0:15:04] Erik: Is it typed?
[0:15:05 – 0:15:06] Adam: This is handwritten.
[0:15:06 – 0:15:07] Erik: Typed and printed and handwritten.
[0:15:08 – 0:15:14] Adam: Eric and Adam, thanks for all you do in keeping people connected to our mutually precious place.
[0:15:15 – 0:15:23] Adam: Stay loose and carefree and know that whatever content it is that you’re pushing out is more important than you may realize.
[0:15:24 – 0:15:27] Adam: Sorry, but I can’t remember if Eric is back on the sauce.
[0:15:27 – 0:15:30] Adam: Oh, well, 50% wouldn’t be bad.
[0:15:30 – 0:15:32] Adam: Nope.
[0:15:32 – 0:15:33] Erik: Not on the sauce.
[0:15:33 – 0:15:35] Erik: He’s not on the sauce.
[0:15:40 – 0:15:41] Adam: It’s a whole group it looks like here.
[0:15:41 – 0:15:44] Adam: Rusty, Mitch, Eric.
[0:15:45 – 0:15:46] Adam: Is that one spelled correctly?
[0:15:47 – 0:16:10] Adam: who knows if that one’s spelled with a k i will this one is uh it’s another eric mike bob well this you’re gonna like this it’s b-o-b-b bob double b bob uh i know a don with two m’s but i’ve never met a bob with two b’s or three b’s i guess uh audie or alley i’m not sure from uh
[0:16:10 – 0:16:29] Adam: illinois that’s a crew mchenry illinois and they brought us uh this beautiful sack do you want to see it that’s a nice note you have very nice penmanship thank you very much for the note these are from off color brewing they’re juicy beer for burgers there’s a mouse pulling a burger in a cart
[0:16:31 – 0:16:50] Adam: and uh they’re ice cold they’re perfect they’re perfect in every way as of right now it’s the one thing it’s got going this is a pale ale brewed with whole cone hops okay here we go eric’s opening that thing like he’s expecting a firework to come out of it
[0:16:50 – 0:16:51] Erik: Well, sometimes that happens.
[0:16:52 – 0:16:52] Adam: Well, it is.
[0:16:52 – 0:17:00] Adam: You wouldn’t expect, like I wouldn’t be surprised in this day and age if it’s a black and white can and then there’s like a Roman candle that comes out when you open it.
[0:17:00 – 0:17:02] Adam: Trick beer that’s just fireworks?
[0:17:02 – 0:17:08] Adam: Nobody sent us a trick beer yet and I hope it never happens and I’m not winking.
[0:17:08 – 0:17:09] Adam: Please don’t do that.
[0:17:09 – 0:17:10] Adam: Thank you for these though.
[0:17:11 – 0:17:11] Erik: Thank you.
[0:17:11 – 0:17:12] Erik: I don’t need to wink.
[0:17:12 – 0:17:14] Erik: I want a trick beer filled with fireworks, please.
[0:17:16 – 0:17:22] Adam: The most tricky they could do it would be like after you had drunk half the beer, then that activates the firework.
[0:17:22 – 0:17:22] Adam: Oh, yeah.
[0:17:23 – 0:17:24] Adam: And then it goes off.
[0:17:24 – 0:17:25] Erik: The whole bottom just explodes off.
[0:17:26 – 0:17:28] Erik: I don’t know if I’d like that as much.
[0:17:29 – 0:17:30] Adam: Definitely wouldn’t be a trick.
[0:17:30 – 0:17:31] Erik: Unless it was.
[0:17:35 – 0:17:35] Erik: That’s all right.
[0:17:36 – 0:17:37] Adam: It’s pretty good.
[0:17:37 – 0:17:39] Erik: Yeah.
[0:17:39 – 0:17:41] Adam: Juicy beer for burgers.
[0:17:42 – 0:17:43] Adam: I like the drawing.
[0:17:43 – 0:17:44] Adam: Yeah.
[0:17:44 – 0:17:45] Adam: I do like the artwork.
[0:17:46 – 0:17:47] Adam: I love the little mouse.
[0:17:48 – 0:17:49] Adam: And this beer is very good.
[0:17:51 – 0:17:52] Erik: It’s nice and cold.
[0:17:52 – 0:17:52] Erik: It’s got that going for it.
[0:17:52 – 0:17:53] Adam: Thank you to the crew.
[0:17:54 – 0:17:58] Adam: I hope you had a nice time on the Granite River.
[0:17:58 – 0:18:04] Adam: And somebody was asking on the Discord or the subreddit this week about a Granite River permit.
[0:18:04 – 0:18:07] Adam: And with all this rain, would it be okay?
[0:18:07 – 0:18:07] Adam: Yeah.
[0:18:07 – 0:18:08] Adam: Flood stage, why not?
[0:18:09 – 0:18:10] Adam: It’s going to only be better.
[0:18:10 – 0:18:12] Erik: It’s not going to get any worse.
[0:18:12 – 0:18:12] Erik: Yeah.
[0:18:13 – 0:18:16] Erik: It’s just probably a little bit dicier portage landings on the…
[0:18:17 – 0:18:20] Erik: If you’re going with the current, probably on the…
[0:18:20 – 0:18:21] Erik: I don’t know, what do you call it?
[0:18:21 – 0:18:23] Erik: The leeward side of the portage?
[0:18:23 – 0:18:26] Erik: The end of the portage?
[0:18:26 – 0:18:31] Erik: Might be a little bit harder to get in and out with a swifter current.
[0:18:31 – 0:18:33] Erik: I don’t think any of the landings above…
[0:18:35 – 0:18:51] Adam: like big waterfalls would be any more challenging it’s just sometimes the bottoms i remember one trip that you and i went through there and there was pretty high water and like one portage was completely like swamped the whole way at the kind of like the second to last portage before you get to sag oh yeah horse falls maybe anybody got it
[0:18:51 – 0:18:53] Erik: Yeah, I think I know.
[0:18:53 – 0:18:54] Erik: I think I remember that.
[0:18:54 – 0:18:56] Adam: Horsetail Rapids.
[0:18:56 – 0:18:58] Erik: Horsetail Rapids.
[0:18:58 – 0:19:02] Adam: Fact-checked on the fly, it’s Horsetail Rapids.
[0:19:03 – 0:19:03] Adam: Wow.
[0:19:03 – 0:19:05] Adam: Wow.
[0:19:07 – 0:19:09] Adam: It’s a horse-lipped warbler.
[0:19:09 – 0:19:10] Adam: It’s back in the shed.
[0:19:11 – 0:19:13] Erik: And it’s going for its tail in this rapids.
[0:19:13 – 0:19:15] Erik: I haven’t seen one of those since Cache Lake.
[0:19:16 – 0:19:17] Erik: They’re back, baby.
[0:19:17 – 0:19:22] Erik: Oh, they’re all back, and their lips are all horsed out.
[0:19:22 – 0:19:23] Adam: It’s so nasty.
[0:19:23 – 0:19:24] Erik: Start reading some of these.
[0:19:26 – 0:19:27] Adam: Oh, have we said?
[0:19:27 – 0:19:28] Adam: We know what we’re doing, right?
[0:19:29 – 0:19:30] Adam: Everybody knows what we’re doing.
[0:19:30 – 0:19:32] Adam: We’re just waiting for us to get to it.
[0:19:32 – 0:19:32] Erik: Okay.
[0:19:33 – 0:19:33] Adam: Let’s get to it.
[0:19:33 – 0:19:34] Adam: Let’s do it.
[0:19:34 – 0:19:36] Adam: I want to be.
[0:19:36 – 0:19:37] Adam: It’s time for the meat.
[0:19:38 – 0:19:38] Adam: Cook that meat.
[0:19:39 – 0:19:42] Adam: Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, sizzle.
[0:19:42 – 0:19:42] Adam: Cooking the meat.
[0:19:42 – 0:19:43] Adam: Here we go.
[0:19:44 – 0:19:47] Adam: That was one of the better ones we’ve ever had Trevor pull off.
[0:19:47 – 0:19:47] Adam: Thank you, Trevor.
[0:19:48 – 0:19:49] Erik: Trevor.
[0:19:50 – 0:19:51] Erik: Oh, Trevor.
[0:19:51 – 0:19:54] Erik: Somebody needs to write a song, a nice ballad for Trevor.
[0:19:54 – 0:19:54] Erik: Trevor.
[0:19:55 – 0:19:57] Adam: He doesn’t really have anything else going on in his life right now.
[0:19:57 – 0:19:58] Adam: He needs a little boost in morale.
[0:19:59 – 0:20:00] Adam: Chiptune ballad, please.
[0:20:01 – 0:20:06] Erik: No, we need full lyrics, any orchestral sweeping melodies.
[0:20:08 – 0:20:09] Adam: We’ll get Geese on it.
[0:20:10 – 0:20:10] Adam: Geese will do it.
[0:20:10 – 0:20:12] Adam: They’ll include it in their new album.
[0:20:13 – 0:20:14] Erik: There’s still time.
[0:20:14 – 0:20:16] Erik: That album doesn’t come out until the end of September.
[0:20:16 – 0:20:19] Adam: Cameron, if you’re listening, hit us up on the Discord.
[0:20:19 – 0:20:21] Erik: Are you listening, Cameron?
[0:20:22 – 0:20:24] Adam: Hiker, we’re starting in the H’s.
[0:20:24 – 0:20:27] Adam: We finished in whatever letter comes before H last week.
[0:20:27 – 0:20:28] Adam: We did pretty good last week.
[0:20:28 – 0:20:29] Erik: Hey, we’ll find out.
[0:20:29 – 0:20:30] Erik: I think we did all right.
[0:20:30 – 0:20:33] Erik: We did the best we could, which is what we always do.
[0:20:36 – 0:20:41] Erik: This is an official entry into the Tumble Homecast wiki on fandom.
[0:20:42 – 0:20:48] Erik: Hiker, dirty hippies that do not bring any money into the local businesses.
[0:20:49 – 0:20:53] Adam: They’re probably wearing sombreros and drug rugs, right?
[0:20:53 – 0:20:54] Erik: Is this canon?
[0:20:54 – 0:20:59] Erik: Is this a common sentiment or is this somebody else bringing this?
[0:21:00 – 0:21:01] Adam: It’s not time stamped.
[0:21:01 – 0:21:02] Erik: Definition to the table.
[0:21:02 – 0:21:07] Erik: When has this specific quote and or sentiment ever been uttered in the past?
[0:21:07 – 0:21:08] Erik: Please.
[0:21:08 – 0:21:08] Erik: Please.
[0:21:09 – 0:21:29] Adam: tumblehomecast at gmail we need a time stamp i need proof that this one needs to be fact checked any such utterances have occurred on this podcast i wouldn’t be surprised if something similar had been said at some point but i wouldn’t say it’s like part of the lore like i don’t know if this is part of like the canon
[0:21:30 – 0:21:58] Erik: closest thing i can think of to the dirty hippies that do not bring any money into the local businesses is probably something that was quoted not a direct opinion from any of us i do remember probably laughed and laughed though probably we probably cackled and i’m not gonna argue against anything that’s in here because there’s almost 300 episodes at this point and who knows it probably if any we probably have said everything that’s possible to be said in this many episodes
[0:22:00 – 0:22:28] Erik: we joked about how you could like stitch it all together oh yeah at this point we’ve said every single word in the entire dictionary in five languages right now off the top of your head well we’ve definitely got some languages going on oh yeah we’re multilingual but just off the top of your head what word in the English dictionary do you think is probably most likely still needing to be recorded so AI can come back through and fill out maybe some missing do you have any thoughts on what that might be
[0:22:30 – 0:22:31] Erik: You think about it.
[0:22:31 – 0:22:31] Erik: We can keep moving on.
[0:22:32 – 0:22:32] Adam: I will think about it.
[0:22:32 – 0:22:34] Erik: I’ll think about it, too.
[0:22:34 – 0:22:40] Adam: We’ll finish the podcast with giving AI the last word that it needs.
[0:22:40 – 0:22:41] Adam: We were joking about this a couple weeks ago.
[0:22:42 – 0:22:44] Adam: There was a funny word that got used, and we’re like, that’s probably it.
[0:22:44 – 0:22:46] Adam: That’s the only word that we needed.
[0:22:46 – 0:22:48] Erik: See, I can’t keep track anymore.
[0:22:48 – 0:22:49] Adam: That’s why we need the Wikipedia.
[0:22:49 – 0:22:50] Adam: We’ve already talked about this.
[0:22:51 – 0:22:52] Erik: Haven’t we already had this conversation?
[0:22:53 – 0:22:54] Adam: We already did this show.
[0:22:54 – 0:22:56] Adam: See, to me, that button’s too high.
[0:22:58 – 0:23:00] Erik: Heart of the park.
[0:23:00 – 0:23:01] Erik: Heart of the park.
[0:23:02 – 0:23:03] Erik: Yeah, there’s a whole series.
[0:23:04 – 0:23:07] Erik: Episode not mentioned, but I don’t know.
[0:23:08 – 0:23:11] Erik: My best guess is… 180.
[0:23:11 – 0:23:13] Erik: No, earlier than that.
[0:23:13 – 0:23:15] Erik: I think low 100s.
[0:23:15 – 0:23:16] Erik: No way.
[0:23:16 – 0:23:17] Erik: Fact check me.
[0:23:17 – 0:23:20] Adam: Back when we were young and spry.
[0:23:20 – 0:23:21] Adam: Yeah, back when we were teens.
[0:23:22 – 0:23:25] Erik: Area in the middle of the central BWCA unit.
[0:23:26 – 0:23:26] Erik: Unit.
[0:23:27 – 0:23:29] Erik: Centered roughly on Boulder.
[0:23:30 – 0:23:36] Erik: I would say around Boulder Lake, but, you know, anywhere in the general center of the park.
[0:23:37 – 0:23:38] Erik: Nothing too crazy there.
[0:23:39 – 0:23:41] Erik: I think that one’s fine as is.
[0:23:42 – 0:23:43] Erik: We’ve got a noun coming up.
[0:23:43 – 0:23:46] Erik: You can take the noun because that’s a lot.
[0:23:46 – 0:23:47] Erik: And there’s italics, I think.
[0:23:48 – 0:23:49] Adam: Oh, I’m really good at the italics.
[0:23:50 – 0:23:51] Adam: He can read italics.
[0:23:52 – 0:23:54] Adam: Yeah, I’m multilingual.
[0:23:54 – 0:23:54] Adam: I’ve said it before.
[0:23:55 – 0:23:55] Adam: Hugger.
[0:23:56 – 0:23:57] Adam: Noun.
[0:23:57 – 0:24:13] Adam: A highly scientific unit of measurement used exclusively by Boundary Waters aficionados to estimate the girth of a majestic white pine, one hugger is defined by the number of fully outstretched arms required to encircle the tree’s trunk.
[0:24:14 – 0:24:14] Adam: Example.
[0:24:15 – 0:24:18] Adam: That old white pine by the portage is a solid two hugger.
[0:24:19 – 0:24:23] Adam: You need Adam, Eric, and Trevor side by side just to get around it.
[0:24:23 – 0:24:23] Adam: There you go.
[0:24:23 – 0:24:28] Adam: I think it’s more like a 2.5 hugger than an intern counts as a .5.
[0:24:28 – 0:24:31] Erik: Well, I don’t know who.
[0:24:31 – 0:24:33] Erik: It’s 1.5 then at this point.
[0:24:35 – 0:24:36] Adam: You’re not going to hug the tree with me?
[0:24:36 – 0:24:38] Erik: No, I don’t know who’s mentioned in there.
[0:24:40 – 0:24:45] Erik: The official Wikipedia page of this podcast.
[0:24:46 – 0:24:49] Adam: I hope you know that when they spell your name wrong, they do it with love.
[0:24:50 – 0:24:52] Erik: Well, and I hope they know I don’t see it as love.
[0:24:52 – 0:24:53] Erik: He doesn’t like it.
[0:24:53 – 0:24:56] Erik: I see it as negligence and mild hate.
[0:24:56 – 0:25:03] Erik: How would you all like it if you had a name that was so easily misspelled, but so easily spelled correctly that…
[0:25:05 – 0:25:07] Erik: I just don’t think anybody else out there understands.
[0:25:07 – 0:25:08] Erik: This is my own point.
[0:25:08 – 0:25:14] Adam: No, there’s not two different letters that make the sound D. There’s also not two different letters.
[0:25:15 – 0:25:24] Adam: C doesn’t make on its own a K. What if 30% of Adams were spelled A-J-A-M?
[0:25:24 – 0:25:25] Adam: And I happen to be in that one.
[0:25:25 – 0:25:26] Adam: I wouldn’t like it either.
[0:25:27 – 0:25:27] Adam: Yeah.
[0:25:27 – 0:25:29] Adam: Pay attention to detail.
[0:25:29 – 0:25:31] Adam: We’re going to get our interns on this to clean this up.
[0:25:32 – 0:25:33] Erik: It all needs to be cleaned up at this point.
[0:25:34 – 0:25:36] Adam: We’re all about attention to detail on this show.
[0:25:36 – 0:25:36] Adam: Yeah.
[0:25:36 – 0:25:38] Adam: And guys, we got to be better.
[0:25:39 – 0:25:39] Erik: No, I know.
[0:25:40 – 0:25:42] Erik: It’s all in jest and it’s all cute and it’s all fun.
[0:25:42 – 0:25:43] Adam: It is funny.
[0:25:43 – 0:25:47] Erik: But if I die tomorrow and there’s a bunch of information out there with my name spelled wrong.
[0:25:47 – 0:25:48] Adam: Well, don’t worry.
[0:25:48 – 0:25:49] Adam: I’m an admin now.
[0:25:49 – 0:25:50] Adam: I can go ahead and clean it up.
[0:25:50 – 0:25:52] Adam: I’m going to come back and haunt all of you.
[0:25:53 – 0:25:54] Erik: Individually.
[0:25:55 – 0:25:57] Erik: Each one little part of me.
[0:25:58 – 0:26:01] Erik: And the people that have spelled my name wrong, they’re going to get the worst parts.
[0:26:02 – 0:26:04] Adam: I think I know the word that hasn’t been said on the show yet.
[0:26:04 – 0:26:05] Erik: Oh, you’ve already got it.
[0:26:05 – 0:26:06] Adam: Audit.
[0:26:07 – 0:26:07] Adam: Audit?
[0:26:07 – 0:26:08] Adam: No, I definitely have said audit.
[0:26:09 – 0:26:09] Adam: I don’t think so.
[0:26:09 – 0:26:10] Erik: I think I just said it.
[0:26:10 – 0:26:12] Adam: I think I’ve said it this episode.
[0:26:12 – 0:26:13] Adam: I doubt it.
[0:26:14 – 0:26:16] Adam: It’s so against what we’re talking about ever.
[0:26:16 – 0:26:19] Adam: It’s the most corporate word you can think of.
[0:26:21 – 0:26:22] Erik: Yeah, maybe.
[0:26:22 – 0:26:25] Erik: For now, I think I can’t do anything but agree.
[0:26:26 – 0:26:31] Erik: But I bet you I could think of a more corporate word and a word that probably has definitely not been said.
[0:26:31 – 0:26:32] Adam: Accountability.
[0:26:32 – 0:26:33] Adam: There we go.
[0:26:33 – 0:26:34] Adam: I think that’s probably it.
[0:26:34 – 0:26:35] Adam: That’s probably it.
[0:26:35 – 0:26:36] Adam: Nailed it.
[0:26:36 – 0:26:37] Adam: Because neither of us have it.
[0:26:38 – 0:26:40] Adam: I can’t be held accountable.
[0:26:40 – 0:26:41] Adam: I’m a problem.
[0:26:41 – 0:26:43] Adam: This is a free podcast.
[0:26:43 – 0:26:44] Adam: He’s problematic.
[0:26:48 – 0:26:53] Adam: We got an Aladdin costume in the attic of the shed right now, and you can’t stop us.
[0:26:53 – 0:26:55] Erik: Just waiting to be worn.
[0:26:55 – 0:26:56] Erik: You’re wearing that tomorrow on your trip.
[0:26:57 – 0:27:22] Adam: i am actually uh it’s a border out trip so yeah i’m gonna definitely be wearing it it’s a nice 62 degree low sleeping temp i have a sleeping bag in the shape of grimace packed so you’re gonna be sleeping right on the rocks dressed as aladdin sleeping in a grimace right on the rocks in a portage i’m not even gonna attempt to sleep in a campsite we didn’t get any with we we didn’t get any uh grimace in the wiki did we
[0:27:23 – 0:27:23] Adam: Not yet.
[0:27:25 – 0:27:26] Adam: I think we would have had it by now, wouldn’t we?
[0:27:26 – 0:27:28] Adam: I was going to say, we think we would have had it already by now.
[0:27:28 – 0:27:29] Adam: We missed our chance?
[0:27:29 – 0:27:30] Erik: Grimace isn’t in here?
[0:27:30 – 0:27:34] Adam: I don’t think anybody really understands why Grimace is part of the show yet.
[0:27:34 – 0:27:47] Erik: It’s too esoteric of an entry for anybody to really get their full grasp around to try and put down onto paper or whatever, screened paper in the form of a computer screen.
[0:27:47 – 0:27:48] Erik: I don’t know.
[0:27:48 – 0:27:50] Erik: Grimace is just too mysterious yet.
[0:27:50 – 0:27:52] Erik: We’re all still trying to figure that one out.
[0:27:52 – 0:27:53] Erik: Nobody knows.
[0:27:53 – 0:27:55] Erik: Well, when we get that figured out, it’ll be on here.
[0:27:56 – 0:28:02] Adam: All right, next up on the show, Joe Pera, comedian from Buffalo, New York, cherished by the Tumbleverse.
[0:28:03 – 0:28:08] Adam: First appearance on the podcast, episode 183, one hour and five minutes mark.
[0:28:09 – 0:28:15] Adam: Reddit user TheGreatDingus answered to the question of the week, fictional paddling partners.
[0:28:15 – 0:28:16] Adam: All right.
[0:28:16 – 0:28:22] Adam: Peacod, Seapod, and KiggityKbomb were also suggesting to watch Joe Pera behind the scenes.
[0:28:23 – 0:28:32] Erik: Did we ever really even include Joe Pera in that conversation about potential fictional or non-fictional whatever paddling partners?
[0:28:32 – 0:28:35] Erik: Apparently we did, yeah.
[0:28:35 – 0:28:37] Erik: I don’t know if I would want to paddle with him.
[0:28:38 – 0:28:40] Adam: He doesn’t seem like he could paddle right.
[0:28:41 – 0:28:41] Adam: No.
[0:28:41 – 0:28:45] Adam: He seems like he would paddle like a real soft-handed choir teacher.
[0:28:45 – 0:28:47] Adam: He kind of seems like he’d be hunched over.
[0:28:48 – 0:28:52] Adam: Yeah, I don’t know that he would be a good paddling partner, but he would be a great camping partner.
[0:28:52 – 0:28:55] Erik: I was going to say, I would love to sit around a campfire with him, but I wouldn’t want to be like…
[0:28:56 – 0:29:02] Adam: I want to car camp with Joe Pera in God’s car, but not paddle camp with Joe Pera.
[0:29:03 – 0:29:03] Adam: No.
[0:29:04 – 0:29:06] Adam: He is beloved by the Tumblvers.
[0:29:06 – 0:29:07] Adam: That is very true.
[0:29:08 – 0:29:10] Erik: And beloved by… Yeah, beloved by me and you.
[0:29:11 – 0:29:12] Erik: And it is a shame.
[0:29:12 – 0:29:15] Erik: A dirty shame that it is no longer free on HBO Max.
[0:29:15 – 0:29:18] Erik: But you can buy the season on YouTube.
[0:29:19 – 0:29:24] Erik: And then you will own it for however long YouTube says you get to own it.
[0:29:25 – 0:29:28] Erik: It’s not a physical copies anywhere that I’ve been able to see.
[0:29:28 – 0:29:32] Erik: I was definitely sniffing around for a little bit because I was like, that’s what I’ll do.
[0:29:32 – 0:29:34] Erik: I’ll buy… We should get a DVD burner.
[0:29:35 – 0:29:37] Erik: And burn off of YouTube?
[0:29:37 – 0:29:38] Adam: Wow.
[0:29:38 – 0:29:38] Adam: Yes.
[0:29:38 – 0:29:39] Adam: Is that a thing?
[0:29:39 – 0:29:40] Adam: We can make it happen.
[0:29:41 – 0:29:44] Adam: I’m sure we could, but… We should get back into burning discs.
[0:29:45 – 0:29:52] Adam: Yeah, I mean, I have the whole… We should make everybody on the tumble trip like a DVD mixtape.
[0:29:53 – 0:29:53] Adam: Wow.
[0:29:53 – 0:29:54] Erik: You know what?
[0:29:54 – 0:29:55] Erik: That sounds like a lot of work.
[0:29:56 – 0:29:58] Adam: It does sound like a lot of work for Trevor.
[0:29:59 – 0:30:01] Adam: He’s over there shaking his head no right now.
[0:30:01 – 0:30:03] Adam: It’s not possible, he’s saying.
[0:30:04 – 0:30:04] Adam: Get on it.
[0:30:05 – 0:30:06] Erik: Hey, if we write you a ballad…
[0:30:08 – 0:30:12] Erik: a sweeping orchestral ballad for you?
[0:30:12 – 0:30:17] Erik: Will you burn us a bunch of mixed tape DVDs?
[0:30:18 – 0:30:20] Erik: Of all of our fate, we got to have, what do we got on there?
[0:30:20 – 0:30:21] Erik: Le Crevasse is on there.
[0:30:22 – 0:30:22] Erik: Oh, yeah.
[0:30:22 – 0:30:25] Erik: What’s the, Streit Riefensahl is on there.
[0:30:25 – 0:30:26] Erik: Grill Me.
[0:30:26 – 0:30:49] Erik: grill me’s on there yeah uh just a will you use your best judgment trevor and paddle dancing paddle dancing’s on there but use your best judgment watch the full the full run of uh joe para and uh pick your you know pick some highlights sprinkle those in as you see fit perfect egg bite
[0:30:49 – 0:30:50] Erik: Perfect egg bite.
[0:30:50 – 0:30:51] Adam: I want to see the…
[0:30:53 – 0:30:55] Adam: The five stages of fireworks is great.
[0:30:56 – 0:30:57] Erik: Hell yeah.
[0:30:58 – 0:30:59] Adam: Hell yeah.
[0:30:59 – 0:31:01] Adam: The upper ore docks, the lower ore docks.
[0:31:02 – 0:31:10] Adam: I want to see snow, snow, snow, and snow, snow, snow, snow at the winter coral event.
[0:31:11 – 0:31:11] Erik: Yes.
[0:31:12 – 0:31:16] Erik: Probably a choice moment or two from Over the Garden Wall.
[0:31:16 – 0:31:17] Erik: Now we’re talking.
[0:31:17 – 0:31:19] Erik: I’m thinking probably Auntie Whispers.
[0:31:19 – 0:31:20] Adam: DVD mixtapes.
[0:31:20 – 0:31:22] Erik: Auntie Whispers needs to be in there.
[0:31:23 – 0:31:25] Erik: She’s probably our go-to when it comes to that show.
[0:31:26 – 0:31:27] Adam: Get to work, Trevor.
[0:31:27 – 0:31:28] Adam: This sounds like an amazing idea.
[0:31:28 – 0:31:29] Adam: All right.
[0:31:30 – 0:31:31] Erik: Thank you, Joe Pera.
[0:31:32 – 0:31:37] Erik: Life Aquatic quotes commonly used.
[0:31:41 – 0:31:45] Erik: We’ve got your Glock and Speedo are in the mail.
[0:31:47 – 0:31:48] Erik: We’ve always done it this way.
[0:31:48 – 0:31:49] Erik: Yes.
[0:31:49 – 0:31:50] Erik: We do say that a lot.
[0:31:50 – 0:31:50] Erik: Yeah.
[0:31:50 – 0:31:53] Erik: I don’t know what the Glock and Speedo are in the mail gets said too often.
[0:31:53 – 0:31:55] Adam: I think we more talk about Glocks.
[0:31:55 – 0:31:56] Adam: Yes.
[0:31:56 – 0:31:57] Erik: Just in general.
[0:31:57 – 0:31:57] Adam: Yeah.
[0:31:57 – 0:31:59] Erik: Yeah.
[0:31:59 – 0:32:00] Erik: Don’t be a daydreaming Johnny.
[0:32:00 – 0:32:01] Erik: Yeah.
[0:32:01 – 0:32:02] Adam: You make me look like a daydreaming Johnny.
[0:32:03 – 0:32:28] Erik: and then yes of course unpaid intern uh also i think not on this list is uh who the shit is kingsley zsu yeah yeah and uh many more but those are definitely some of the main ones but the glocks in general uh definitely also um what do you he doesn’t know anything about wine what are you doing that’s one of my favorites i think that’s budapest hotel no
[0:32:29 – 0:32:31] Adam: Oh, no, he does talk about home.
[0:32:31 – 0:32:34] Adam: There’s a lot of wine drinking in Wes Anderson movies.
[0:32:34 – 0:32:34] Adam: Right, true.
[0:32:34 – 0:32:34] Adam: It is.
[0:32:35 – 0:32:41] Erik: It’s when he’s at the wine, the bar in the beginning when all the other explorers are in the back room bad talking him.
[0:32:41 – 0:32:41] Adam: Yeah.
[0:32:41 – 0:32:48] Erik: And it’s him and one of the first experiences out of the Belafonte he’s having with Ned Zissou.
[0:32:49 – 0:32:53] Erik: And the guy brings the, the garçon brings over the wine to him first.
[0:32:53 – 0:32:54] Erik: What are you doing?
[0:32:54 – 0:32:55] Erik: He doesn’t know anything about wine.
[0:32:56 – 0:33:22] Adam: aren’t they at uh the villa porto patois what when that happens yeah no they’re just out at like a bar the hennessy villa or is this a different time it’s just like an explorer’s bar no it is at the explorer’s club he’s like pointing out that this uh like this and he just points like that that’s lord mandrake and then there’s lord mandrake and there’s uh sad whale noise whatever uh um
[0:33:24 – 0:33:24] Erik: What’s his face?
[0:33:24 – 0:33:26] Erik: His character’s name is in the movie.
[0:33:29 – 0:33:30] Erik: The guy that hits the dog.
[0:33:30 – 0:33:30] Erik: Cody.
[0:33:31 – 0:33:31] Erik: Be still.
[0:33:32 – 0:33:32] Erik: Hennessy.
[0:33:32 – 0:33:33] Erik: Goldblum.
[0:33:33 – 0:33:33] Erik: Yes.
[0:33:33 – 0:33:34] Erik: Hennessy’s got a nice drawing.
[0:33:35 – 0:33:35] Erik: He’s in there.
[0:33:36 – 0:33:37] Erik: Alistair Hennessy.
[0:33:37 – 0:33:39] Adam: Alistair Hennessy.
[0:33:39 – 0:33:40] Erik: What a psycho.
[0:33:40 – 0:33:43] Erik: What is the quote that he walks back there and yells at all those guys?
[0:33:43 – 0:33:47] Erik: Because they’re talking under their breath and in a foreign language, but he can still understand them.
[0:33:48 – 0:33:53] Erik: And then they go out into the alley and he throws his Zissou ring down the alley.
[0:33:53 – 0:33:56] Erik: Ned goes and picks it up for him.
[0:33:56 – 0:33:57] Erik: He just puts it right back.
[0:33:57 – 0:33:58] Adam: He didn’t mean that.
[0:33:58 – 0:33:59] Adam: He didn’t mean that.
[0:34:00 – 0:34:01] Adam: People only talk about it like that.
[0:34:02 – 0:34:04] Adam: People only talk about it like that.
[0:34:04 – 0:34:05] Adam: We’re going to leave it there.
[0:34:06 – 0:34:08] Adam: We’re not going to figure it out.
[0:34:08 – 0:34:14] Adam: But we all love Steve Zissou, and I’m glad that there is a bunch of quotes just in there.
[0:34:15 – 0:34:17] Adam: I was trying to figure out if we can have different pages.
[0:34:18 – 0:34:19] Adam: There’s one page right now.
[0:34:19 – 0:34:20] Adam: It’s Glossary of Tumblehome.
[0:34:21 – 0:34:24] Adam: Everything in this is on one page of the internet.
[0:34:25 – 0:34:30] Adam: Would it be possible to have a second page, for instance, for episodes, summaries?
[0:34:30 – 0:34:31] Adam: Well.
[0:34:32 – 0:34:35] Adam: Or a whole different page for the Tomahawk Cinema Classic list.
[0:34:36 – 0:34:40] Adam: Or, you know, anytime you get more than, oh, yeah, Eric’s pointing to a link.
[0:34:41 – 0:34:42] Adam: I am an administrator now.
[0:34:42 – 0:34:44] Adam: It says help editing.
[0:34:44 – 0:34:47] Adam: I was trying to do it on my phone and nothing is possible on your phone.
[0:34:47 – 0:34:47] Adam: No.
[0:34:48 – 0:34:50] Adam: I got to get the actual computer out.
[0:34:50 – 0:34:50] Erik: No.
[0:34:51 – 0:34:52] Adam: Fire it up.
[0:34:52 – 0:34:54] Adam: Get out the old AOL disc.
[0:34:55 – 0:34:57] Erik: How many more minutes of internet do you have on that disc, though?
[0:34:57 – 0:34:59] Erik: They’ve got to be almost out at this point.
[0:34:59 – 0:35:00] Adam: Oh, I’ve got a couple.
[0:35:00 – 0:35:01] Adam: I’ve got a couple.
[0:35:01 – 0:35:07] Adam: Next up on the show, Liquid Finger Dispensers, episode 129, Ask Me Anything 3.
[0:35:08 – 0:35:10] Adam: One hour and 36 minutes in.
[0:35:10 – 0:35:11] Adam: Thank you for the time stamp.
[0:35:12 – 0:35:17] Adam: Aldi1 asked, if you could dispense any liquid from your finger in the BWCA, what would it be?
[0:35:18 – 0:35:21] Adam: That’s probably one of the greatest questions ever asked on Tumble Home.
[0:35:21 – 0:35:22] Erik: Yep.
[0:35:22 – 0:35:27] Erik: The question was just one finger and one thing, and we just ended up giving all of our fingers a dispensary.
[0:35:27 – 0:35:28] Adam: Sounds about right, yeah.
[0:35:28 – 0:35:36] Adam: A fantastical finger dispensing apparatus, or is it integrated into the fundamental biology of a canoeist?
[0:35:36 – 0:35:37] Adam: Oh, no.
[0:35:38 – 0:35:39] Adam: Ugh.
[0:35:41 – 0:35:43] Adam: I don’t even know what this sentence has become.
[0:35:46 – 0:35:59] Adam: Each finger’s schnozzle is uniquely calibrated to dispense a variety of essential backcountry refreshments, whether it be wine, water, beer, mayonnaise, hot sauce, coffee, etc.
[0:35:59 – 0:35:59] Adam: at all.
[0:36:00 – 0:36:11] Adam: Example, after five days in the BWCA, I could really use a schnozzle loaded with hot coffee and just a touch of Baileys, preferably from the pinky finger for ultimate precision.
[0:36:12 – 0:36:14] Adam: All right, we have our selections, though.
[0:36:14 – 0:36:19] Erik: I’m looking at mine, and I do not recall making such an abominable choice.
[0:36:20 – 0:36:21] Erik: Giving five options?
[0:36:21 – 0:36:22] Adam: Why are they formatted in this way?
[0:36:23 – 0:36:27] Adam: The formatting needs some work here, but this is apparently from episode 136.
[0:36:27 – 0:36:29] Erik: I wasn’t criticizing the format.
[0:36:29 – 0:36:30] Erik: I was just reading what I chose.
[0:36:30 – 0:36:32] Adam: I am criticizing the format.
[0:36:32 – 0:36:36] Erik: And I can’t believe one of my choices on here is wild.
[0:36:37 – 0:36:38] Erik: I might have to go and revisit.
[0:36:38 – 0:36:40] Adam: We’re going to have to go and re-listen to this later.
[0:36:41 – 0:36:42] Adam: Adam’s Finger Selections.
[0:36:42 – 0:36:45] Adam: I can’t believe this is literally part of a real website.
[0:36:46 – 0:36:48] Adam: I don’t know that you can call this a real website.
[0:36:48 – 0:36:50] Adam: You have two beers on your hand.
[0:36:50 – 0:37:08] Adam: well that is a good idea my finger selections were ipa beer mayonnaise clean cold water it’s cold being the emphasis there hollandaise sauce and light beer nice that’s my five selections and eric do you want to take yours
[0:37:08 – 0:37:08] Erik: I guess.
[0:37:09 – 0:37:09] Erik: I don’t know.
[0:37:09 – 0:37:10] Erik: I just have regular water.
[0:37:11 – 0:37:12] Erik: So is that just like body temperature?
[0:37:12 – 0:37:15] Erik: I just get 98.6 degree water coming out of my finger?
[0:37:15 – 0:37:17] Adam: My guess is because yours was your first pick.
[0:37:17 – 0:37:21] Adam: So then I came in later and I was like, I want mine to be cold though.
[0:37:21 – 0:37:21] Adam: Yeah.
[0:37:21 – 0:37:28] Adam: I one-upped you probably with cold water and you probably inferred it to be, why would you want cold, anything but cold water?
[0:37:28 – 0:37:46] Erik: and also why does clean need to be because you asked for hot dirty water just body temperature dirty water gross I guess that’s what’s coming out of my pointer finger or my thumb we both have mayo on the second finger and then I just have hot sauce hot sauce feel like I could have
[0:37:47 – 0:37:51] Erik: I’m fine with that, but I feel like I would have been more specific than just hot sauce.
[0:37:51 – 0:37:53] Adam: We’re going to have to re-listen to this.
[0:37:54 – 0:38:01] Erik: I also do not, I cannot for the life of me believe that I would have ever chosen for number four to be nacho cheese.
[0:38:01 – 0:38:06] Adam: Yeah, but we did really enjoy those nacho cheese biters on Little King Island earlier this year.
[0:38:07 – 0:38:08] Erik: Yeah, that’s different, though.
[0:38:08 – 0:38:10] Adam: It didn’t come out of your fingers, that’s for sure.
[0:38:10 – 0:38:14] Erik: If you like hollandaise in a pinch, you could probably… We both went with hollandaise, though.
[0:38:14 – 0:38:15] Erik: We also both had hollandaise.
[0:38:15 – 0:38:16] Erik: And we both had mayonnaise.
[0:38:17 – 0:38:17] Adam: Yeah.
[0:38:17 – 0:38:18] Adam: I mean, we’re not wrong.
[0:38:18 – 0:38:20] Adam: I don’t know why that…
[0:38:20 – 0:38:24] Erik: Easily biggest, on first glance, change here.
[0:38:24 – 0:38:25] Erik: Nacho cheese has got to go.
[0:38:25 – 0:38:26] Erik: That could be…
[0:38:26 – 0:38:27] Adam: I want water gone.
[0:38:28 – 0:38:30] Adam: You don’t need it coming out of your fingers.
[0:38:30 – 0:38:31] Adam: We have water filters.
[0:38:32 – 0:38:37] Adam: I guess the thinking was if you could get water out of one of your fingers, you wouldn’t need the water filter.
[0:38:37 – 0:38:38] Adam: You’d never die.
[0:38:38 – 0:38:38] Adam: It would be worth it.
[0:38:40 – 0:38:40] Adam: Yeah.
[0:38:40 – 0:38:41] Adam: I promise.
[0:38:41 – 0:38:42] Adam: I will never die.
[0:38:42 – 0:39:05] Erik: yeah what’s the what like how how thick of a consistency are we talking here on these fingers again like how fast obviously nacho cheese can come out i would imagine something along those lines like i don’t know gravy i think i’d rather do gravy than nacho cheese i already have hollandaise they’re so they’re too they’re so close hollandaise is butter gravy essentially
[0:39:05 – 0:39:06] Erik: No, that’s true.
[0:39:07 – 0:39:11] Erik: Honestly, I could replace nacho cheese with… You need a beer.
[0:39:12 – 0:39:12] Erik: I do.
[0:39:12 – 0:39:13] Erik: You don’t have any beer.
[0:39:13 – 0:39:14] Erik: I probably need beer or wine.
[0:39:15 – 0:39:17] Adam: I’m not giving you one of my beer fingers.
[0:39:17 – 0:39:18] Adam: No way.
[0:39:18 – 0:39:19] Erik: I’m replacing nacho cheese.
[0:39:20 – 0:39:24] Erik: My number four finger, my ring finger, it’s going to be Everclear.
[0:39:24 – 0:39:25] Adam: Nice.
[0:39:25 – 0:39:29] Adam: Because, yeah, I mean, honestly, we’re hanging out together, and it’s not going to ever stop coming out of that finger.
[0:39:29 – 0:39:34] Adam: I can pour you an IPA if you want right now because it’s just shooting out of there.
[0:39:35 – 0:39:35] Adam: How does it work?
[0:39:35 – 0:39:37] Adam: Like only when you uncoil the finger?
[0:39:37 – 0:39:39] Adam: Like if you keep a fist, nothing’s coming out.
[0:39:40 – 0:39:43] Adam: But as you point various fingers, then stuff starts shooting.
[0:39:43 – 0:39:44] Erik: I think it’s a mental thing.
[0:39:44 – 0:39:45] Erik: I would hope.
[0:39:45 – 0:39:47] Erik: Otherwise, that seems really messy.
[0:39:47 – 0:39:49] Erik: It happens when you fall asleep.
[0:39:50 – 0:39:51] Adam: It has to be a liquid, too.
[0:39:51 – 0:39:53] Adam: And is nacho cheese even really a liquid?
[0:39:55 – 0:40:10] Erik: that’s right on the edge it is right on the edge that’s what i’m saying uh and i also don’t really have too many strong opinions on nacho cheese that’s why i’m very surprised i would have chosen that as one of the five this is a long time ago um maybe i was a different man back then you were actually
[0:40:11 – 0:40:15] Erik: I get liquid fingers on one hand and I get solid fingers on the other.
[0:40:16 – 0:40:21] Erik: If I’m sticking with nacho cheese, then I do need to have pickled jalapenos coming out of one finger.
[0:40:21 – 0:40:22] Erik: That would be bad.
[0:40:22 – 0:40:24] Adam: How come nobody went with hot water?
[0:40:25 – 0:40:25] Adam: What?
[0:40:26 – 0:40:27] Adam: Boiling hot water.
[0:40:27 – 0:40:29] Erik: You need to make like a tea real quick or what?
[0:40:29 – 0:40:30] Adam: Instant coffee.
[0:40:31 – 0:40:31] Adam: Whatever.
[0:40:31 – 0:40:33] Adam: Or maybe hydrate something.
[0:40:35 – 0:40:36] Erik: Rehydrate what?
[0:40:37 – 0:40:39] Erik: Like a fruit leather or a noodles?
[0:40:39 – 0:40:40] Erik: No.
[0:40:40 – 0:40:40] Erik: No?
[0:40:40 – 0:40:41] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:40:41 – 0:40:43] Adam: There’s a lot of good uses for hot water in camp.
[0:40:43 – 0:40:51] Erik: I don’t think you can rehydrate dried noodles with boiling water if it just went into a thing that didn’t keep the heat running.
[0:40:53 – 0:40:54] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:40:54 – 0:40:55] Adam: I’m not sure how the rules work.
[0:40:55 – 0:40:59] Erik: If it came out boiling hot the whole time, then I guess you could just do like a… Nah.
[0:40:59 – 0:41:02] SPEAKER_00: We’re beyond the point of that physical limitation.
[0:41:02 – 0:41:03] Erik: Yeah, I think we are.
[0:41:03 – 0:41:07] Erik: You just keep spraying the pasta with a boiling hot stream.
[0:41:07 – 0:41:08] Erik: Then you could cook pasta.
[0:41:09 – 0:41:15] Erik: But if you just squirted boiling hot water into a pot, it would eventually come back down to like normal ambient temperature.
[0:41:15 – 0:41:16] Erik: It wouldn’t cook your pasta.
[0:41:17 – 0:41:18] Erik: You’d have to keep refreshing pasta.
[0:41:19 – 0:41:25] Adam: You have to be doing squats or something or running in circles to get the pressure up.
[0:41:27 – 0:41:29] Adam: Yeah, I think so.
[0:41:29 – 0:41:29] Adam: Squats?
[0:41:29 – 0:41:33] Adam: You have to be sawn with one hand to keep the pressure going on the other hand.
[0:41:33 – 0:41:35] Erik: Yeah.
[0:41:36 – 0:41:38] Adam: That’s how pressure washers work.
[0:41:38 – 0:41:41] Erik: That’s how boiling hot water pressure out of the fingers works.
[0:41:43 – 0:41:44] Erik: More liquid.
[0:41:45 – 0:41:46] Adam: Liquid Vista is next up on the show.
[0:41:48 – 0:42:07] Adam: Alternate name for a waterfall, episode 54, also inspired a Tumblehome-y Reddit username who eventually won the Tumblehome Fantasy Mushing Bear Grease in 2022 and received the Golden Pup Award, episode 180, at one hour and three minutes.
[0:42:07 – 0:42:09] Adam: Liquid Vista, friend of the show.
[0:42:10 – 0:42:13] Erik: I don’t remember anybody on the Reddit named that, but I do remember Liquid Vistas.
[0:42:14 – 0:42:15] Erik: Yeah.
[0:42:15 – 0:42:18] Erik: A user that has come and gone.
[0:42:19 – 0:42:20] Erik: They’re still there.
[0:42:20 – 0:42:21] Erik: No, they’re all gone.
[0:42:22 – 0:42:23] Erik: Nobody goes on Reddit anymore.
[0:42:23 – 0:42:24] Adam: Farewell, friend.
[0:42:25 – 0:42:26] Adam: They’re on Discord now.
[0:42:27 – 0:42:27] Adam: Called something else.
[0:42:28 – 0:42:30] Erik: Just fully transition over to Discord, I guess.
[0:42:30 – 0:42:31] Erik: I don’t know.
[0:42:31 – 0:42:33] Adam: No, we’ll never leave Reddit.
[0:42:34 – 0:42:35] Adam: Bugs are starting to find us.
[0:42:36 – 0:42:37] Adam: I just saw one, too.
[0:42:37 – 0:42:40] Adam: We have never had more people on Reddit than we do right now.
[0:42:41 – 0:42:42] Adam: It’s a good community.
[0:42:42 – 0:42:48] Adam: I’ll take four more, and then I’ll pass it over to you.
[0:42:48 – 0:42:52] Adam: We’re probably getting through the M’s tonight at best.
[0:42:52 – 0:42:53] Adam: Next up on the show…
[0:42:54 – 0:42:55] Adam: Get over there.
[0:42:55 – 0:42:56] Adam: Lollipop route.
[0:42:57 – 0:42:57] Adam: Do I have to click?
[0:42:58 – 0:42:59] Adam: I’m clicking and scrolling.
[0:42:59 – 0:43:01] Adam: There we go.
[0:43:01 – 0:43:03] Adam: A route that is a spur entry.
[0:43:03 – 0:43:05] Erik: That’s in here, but Grimace isn’t?
[0:43:05 – 0:43:06] Adam: Not yet.
[0:43:06 – 0:43:07] Adam: This is just the first draft.
[0:43:07 – 0:43:09] Adam: This is why we’re doing this episode.
[0:43:09 – 0:43:10] Erik: I shouldn’t get so upset.
[0:43:10 – 0:43:11] Adam: Lollipop route.
[0:43:11 – 0:43:14] Adam: A route that is a spur entry that connects to a loop.
[0:43:14 – 0:43:16] Erik: Who needs this described to them?
[0:43:16 – 0:43:19] Adam: All the benefits of a loop trip without having to shuffle vehicles.
[0:43:19 – 0:43:20] Adam: There we go.
[0:43:21 – 0:43:23] Adam: What’s their number one lollipop route?
[0:43:24 – 0:43:26] Erik: My number one lollipop route?
[0:43:27 – 0:43:28] Erik: Wow.
[0:43:28 – 0:43:31] Erik: You really put… Yeah, I’m putting you on the spot now, buster.
[0:43:33 – 0:43:46] Erik: My number one lollipop route is a route that has a spur entry that connects to a loop and all the benefits of a loop trip without having to shuttle vehicles.
[0:43:47 – 0:43:48] Erik: Frost River.
[0:43:48 – 0:43:48] Erik: Frost River.
[0:43:50 – 0:43:50] Erik: Yeah.
[0:43:51 – 0:43:52] Adam: It’s the Frost River.
[0:43:52 – 0:43:59] Adam: Next up on the show, Loon Bleep, erratically used foul language sound effects.
[0:43:59 – 0:44:01] Erik: At this point, it’s erratically used.
[0:44:01 – 0:44:03] Erik: Yeah, barely used.
[0:44:03 – 0:44:08] Erik: Well, for the most part, I would say predominantly used.
[0:44:08 – 0:44:11] Erik: It’s only been in the last year that I’ve really just given up on it.
[0:44:11 – 0:44:13] Adam: Oh, we haven’t given up on it totally.
[0:44:13 – 0:44:14] Erik: Not totally used.
[0:44:14 – 0:44:16] Erik: It does still show itself.
[0:44:17 – 0:44:19] Adam: Loon Bleep is funny as hell.
[0:44:20 – 0:44:21] Adam: Nah, not now.
[0:44:21 – 0:44:22] Erik: Not now.
[0:44:22 – 0:44:23] Erik: Not now.
[0:44:23 – 0:44:24] Erik: Save it for later.
[0:44:24 – 0:44:24] Adam: Yeah.
[0:44:25 – 0:44:26] Adam: Next up on the show, Learnament.
[0:44:27 – 0:44:30] Adam: Episode 283 to 288.
[0:44:31 – 0:44:31] Adam: Wow.
[0:44:31 – 0:44:34] Adam: A five-episode arc.
[0:44:34 – 0:44:35] Adam: I did not realize it was that much.
[0:44:36 – 0:44:38] Erik: I always ask myself, man, how did we get to 300 ever?
[0:44:39 – 0:44:39] Erik: Oh, wow.
[0:44:39 – 0:44:42] Erik: It’s because we spent five episodes talking about the Learnament.
[0:44:42 – 0:44:46] Adam: Hey, we earned five episodes of good lure talk.
[0:44:46 – 0:44:47] Adam: Yeah.
[0:44:47 – 0:44:50] Adam: The tournament determined one lure to rule them all in the B-Dub.
[0:44:51 – 0:44:55] Adam: 2025 winner was the Curly Tail Grub and Jig Combo.
[0:44:55 – 0:44:58] Adam: The Big Five Lure Conferences are as follows.
[0:44:58 – 0:45:15] Adam: The Wibbly Wobbly Tournaments, sorry, the Wibbly Wobbly Conference, Rapalas, etc., Jiggly Wiggly Conference, Soft Plastics, Tin Tinglers Conference, Spoons and Spinners, Tickle Bugs Conference, Flies, Splash…
[0:45:15 – 0:45:16] SPEAKER_00: Flies…
[0:45:17 – 0:45:22] Adam: Splash in Sassy Conference, Topwaters, and The Independents, like Dynamite.
[0:45:22 – 0:45:25] Adam: And TNT.
[0:45:25 – 0:45:27] Erik: Hell yeah.
[0:45:27 – 0:45:36] Erik: I’m trying to think of what was it like Uncle Joe’s beef wiggler or something crazy.
[0:45:36 – 0:45:39] Adam: Uncle Josh’s pork frog.
[0:45:40 – 0:45:41] Adam: Beef wigglers.
[0:45:41 – 0:45:41] Adam: Yeah.
[0:45:43 – 0:45:45] Adam: I’ll show you a beef wiggler.
[0:45:45 – 0:45:46] Adam: Oh, there’s a beef wiggler.
[0:45:46 – 0:45:49] Adam: That’s how the mosquitoes are getting in there.
[0:45:49 – 0:45:49] Erik: Yeah.
[0:45:49 – 0:45:52] Erik: You guys are just beefing too hard right now.
[0:45:52 – 0:45:55] Erik: Oh, wow.
[0:45:55 – 0:45:55] Erik: Yeah.
[0:45:55 – 0:45:57] Erik: No, there’s no way we’re finishing this all tonight.
[0:45:59 – 0:46:00] Erik: There’s a horse.
[0:46:00 – 0:46:01] Erik: Not with the lips.
[0:46:02 – 0:46:05] Erik: Just in the madness of winter.
[0:46:08 – 0:46:15] Erik: one sentence relatively short sentence episodes that occur in deep winter
[0:46:16 – 0:46:17] Adam: That’s all you need to say about those.
[0:46:17 – 0:46:19] Adam: How many of those have there been even?
[0:46:19 – 0:46:19] Adam: Two?
[0:46:20 – 0:46:21] Adam: Two for sure.
[0:46:23 – 0:46:24] Erik: You claim that they didn’t even belong.
[0:46:25 – 0:46:26] Erik: They don’t.
[0:46:26 – 0:46:27] Erik: They shouldn’t be numbered.
[0:46:28 – 0:46:28] Erik: They’re not numbered.
[0:46:29 – 0:46:31] Adam: We should erase them forever.
[0:46:31 – 0:46:32] Erik: Do you want them erased?
[0:46:32 – 0:46:33] Adam: No, not really.
[0:46:33 – 0:46:34] Adam: I don’t really care.
[0:46:34 – 0:46:34] Erik: Well, if you…
[0:46:35 – 0:46:37] Erik: Anybody out there listening right now… Go listen to them.
[0:46:38 – 0:46:38] Erik: Well, no.
[0:46:39 – 0:46:39] Erik: Well, yeah.
[0:46:40 – 0:46:42] Erik: Quick listen to them because… Before we get them.
[0:46:42 – 0:46:43] Erik: By next week, they’re going to be gone.
[0:46:45 – 0:46:48] Erik: Up there with the, what was the other one?
[0:46:48 – 0:46:49] Erik: The ones that I did?
[0:46:50 – 0:46:51] Erik: American Campground?
[0:46:51 – 0:46:51] Erik: Yeah.
[0:46:51 – 0:46:51] UNKNOWN: Yeah.
[0:46:52 – 0:46:53] Adam: We’ll never erase them.
[0:46:53 – 0:46:55] Adam: Eric’s going to put American Campground back up.
[0:46:55 – 0:46:57] Erik: Those ones are for sure erased.
[0:46:58 – 0:46:59] SPEAKER_00: That’s too bad.
[0:46:59 – 0:46:59] SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
[0:47:00 – 0:47:00] SPEAKER_00: I really liked them.
[0:47:01 – 0:47:04] Adam: Next up on the show, a McDonald’s character chat.
[0:47:04 – 0:47:06] Adam: Episode 173, Bass Egg Soup.
[0:47:07 – 0:47:08] Adam: Minute 11 in 5 seconds.
[0:47:13 – 0:47:15] Erik: Oh, this is where Grimace comes in.
[0:47:15 – 0:47:16] Erik: So we do finally get Grimace.
[0:47:16 – 0:47:17] Erik: It is.
[0:47:17 – 0:47:22] Adam: And this may have been recently added, actually, because this was just being discussed this week on the Discord.
[0:47:22 – 0:47:26] Adam: One hour and eight seconds in, McDonald’s wiki is red on the show.
[0:47:26 – 0:47:27] Adam: Okay.
[0:47:27 – 0:47:29] Adam: Plumbing project talk turned into Grimace.
[0:47:29 – 0:47:31] Adam: It was because of the purple primer.
[0:47:31 – 0:47:33] Erik: Yeah, we were both doing some sync projects.
[0:47:33 – 0:47:35] Adam: And the Hamburglar chat.
[0:47:36 – 0:47:42] Adam: Grimace has become beloved tumble homie meme fodder culminating in the Purple Thunder Grimace Peeker collab.
[0:47:43 – 0:47:47] Adam: Hopalicious dug deep to unearth this episode in the Rock Fact.
[0:47:47 – 0:47:48] Adam: There we go.
[0:47:49 – 0:47:56] Adam: Thank you to Hopalicious and to Cheap Dancer for your continued support of the show.
[0:47:57 – 0:47:59] Adam: And yeah, it was episode 173, Bass Egg Soup.
[0:47:59 – 0:48:00] Adam: Bass Egg Soup.
[0:48:00 – 0:48:05] Adam: I don’t know why we ended up talking about McDonald’s characters for like half the show.
[0:48:06 – 0:48:14] Erik: Well, I think we talked about, I mean, Grimace came up, but then yeah, like a troubling rabbit hole, the McDonald’s characters.
[0:48:15 – 0:48:15] Adam: Yep.
[0:48:16 – 0:48:17] Adam: Uncle O’Shaughnessy.
[0:48:18 – 0:48:19] Adam: Sick.
[0:48:19 – 0:48:21] Adam: The Chicken McNugget Gang.
[0:48:21 – 0:48:27] Erik: Yeah, I’ve been going down the troubling rabbit hole that is 40s and 50s Disney movies.
[0:48:28 – 0:48:28] Erik: I know.
[0:48:28 – 0:48:31] Adam: I can’t wait to talk to you about this some more after the show.
[0:48:32 – 0:48:34] Erik: Pinocchio, all-time classic.
[0:48:34 – 0:48:35] Adam: We’re going to have to watch it.
[0:48:35 – 0:48:38] Adam: Yeah, and somebody did point out that we watched Goofy Movie.
[0:48:38 – 0:48:39] Adam: Somebody else saw it.
[0:48:40 – 0:48:45] Adam: We’re like, yeah, we realized after the fact that we had watched three Disney movies.
[0:48:45 – 0:48:45] Adam: Yeah.
[0:48:46 – 0:48:48] Adam: Including the Goofy Movie, which is excellent.
[0:48:49 – 0:48:51] Erik: Yeah, it’s fine.
[0:48:52 – 0:48:55] Adam: Next up on the show, Memegweze.
[0:48:55 – 0:48:57] Adam: We’re not going to read that part.
[0:48:57 – 0:48:59] Adam: Moving on.
[0:49:00 – 0:49:05] Adam: Memegweze are dwarf spirits that live in banks and have hairy faces.
[0:49:05 – 0:49:08] Adam: According to the Ojibwe People’s Dictionary.
[0:49:08 – 0:49:09] Adam: All right.
[0:49:10 – 0:49:10] Adam: There you go.
[0:49:12 – 0:49:21] Adam: I would add that one of my favorite campsites in the entire Boundary Waters is Mamaguase Island on SAG, which I think we talk about a lot in the SAG episodes.
[0:49:21 – 0:49:22] Adam: So we could probably add a link there.
[0:49:23 – 0:49:29] Adam: They are a magical creature, and I love them in the same way that I love pictographs.
[0:49:29 – 0:49:38] Adam: And there’s a lot more that could be said about Mamma Guise and why it’s a great legend and possibly a being that I would like to get to know better.
[0:49:39 – 0:49:39] Erik: Yeah.
[0:49:40 – 0:49:41] Adam: And we’ll leave it at that.
[0:49:42 – 0:49:42] Adam: Moving on.
[0:49:42 – 0:49:44] Adam: Next up, Maneer.
[0:49:45 – 0:49:46] Adam: Wow, that’s a.
[0:49:47 – 0:49:50] Adam: The glacial erratic’s mysterious cousin.
[0:49:50 – 0:49:58] Adam: While an erratic is dumped by nature’s icy hand, a Muneer stands as a testament to human curiosity and ingenuity.
[0:49:58 – 0:50:04] Adam: Muneers are prehistoric stone monuments, often solitary, but occasionally found in mystical formations.
[0:50:05 – 0:50:14] Adam: Think of them as the original trail markers, but instead of pointing you towards the next portage, they pointed you towards the sky.
[0:50:14 – 0:50:15] Erik: Question mark?
[0:50:15 – 0:50:16] Adam: The stars?
[0:50:17 – 0:50:18] Adam: Yourself?
[0:50:19 – 0:50:22] Adam: Some ancient Boundary Waters equivalent of Zupps?
[0:50:23 – 0:50:33] Adam: The Menhir isn’t just a stone, it’s a vibe, the reminder that humans have always been drawn to the mystical and monumental, even in the harsh beauty of the wilderness.
[0:50:34 – 0:50:39] Adam: When visiting a Menhir, leave some tobacco as an offering to the Memegweze.
[0:50:39 – 0:50:40] Adam: That’s right, they do live in the rock.
[0:50:41 – 0:50:45] Adam: And I would say they paddle stone canoes as well, and people should know that about them.
[0:50:45 – 0:50:49] Erik: The one thing I always remembered about the May Maguese is the stone canoe paddling.
[0:50:49 – 0:50:52] Adam: And they paddle them right into the rock as if it’s not even there.
[0:50:54 – 0:51:01] Adam: Leave an offering for them in some way, be it tobacco or something else, that you think the May Maguese might enjoy.
[0:51:01 – 0:51:07] Adam: Have you ever left a pizza biter for a May Maguese and it had been gone in the morning?
[0:51:08 – 0:51:09] Adam: I do that every trip.
[0:51:10 – 0:51:13] Erik: The next morning, there’s just a small stone on the fire grate.
[0:51:14 – 0:51:14] Adam: Thank you.
[0:51:16 – 0:51:17] Adam: It’s a gift in its own way.
[0:51:17 – 0:51:17] Adam: Yeah.
[0:51:18 – 0:51:20] Adam: And it’s much appreciated.
[0:51:20 – 0:51:23] Adam: Thank you to the Maneer and the May Maguese.
[0:51:24 – 0:51:25] Adam: Last up in the M’s?
[0:51:25 – 0:51:27] Adam: No, we have three more in the M’s.
[0:51:27 – 0:51:28] Adam: Do you want to take some?
[0:51:28 – 0:51:29] Erik: Sure.
[0:51:29 – 0:51:32] Erik: Miss Jenny’s seven pot scorn.
[0:51:34 – 0:51:42] Erik: Wow, yeah, it’s been a long time since this was originally crowned as the official hot sauce of Tumble Home.
[0:51:43 – 0:51:55] Erik: The designation lasted until the Tumble Home Live 2024 trip where the official hot sauce became Heartbeat Pineapple Habanero Hot Sauce.
[0:51:56 – 0:51:57] Erik: Did we sanction that?
[0:51:58 – 0:51:59] Erik: I don’t know if we ever approved that.
[0:52:01 – 0:52:02] Erik: I’ll second the motion.
[0:52:03 – 0:52:03] Erik: It’s good hot sauce.
[0:52:04 – 0:52:04] Erik: Wow, okay.
[0:52:04 – 0:52:09] Adam: But I’m not going to say that we should dethrone the previous official hot sauce either.
[0:52:09 – 0:52:11] Adam: There’s plenty of room for lots of hot sauces.
[0:52:11 – 0:52:12] Adam: Yeah.
[0:52:12 – 0:52:15] Adam: I’m not sure how the voting works on this one, so we’re going to leave it be.
[0:52:16 – 0:52:16] Erik: Okay.
[0:52:16 – 0:52:19] Erik: Min 2, the official hat of the podcast.
[0:52:19 – 0:52:21] Adam: You know, I was thinking it’s…
[0:52:22 – 0:52:27] Adam: I was moving my Min 2 today, and it’s kind of like a…
[0:52:29 – 0:52:30] Adam: It’s a bit of a sombrero.
[0:52:31 – 0:52:31] Erik: Yeah.
[0:52:31 – 0:52:32] Adam: It’s huge.
[0:52:32 – 0:52:34] Adam: Sombrero also means hat.
[0:52:35 – 0:52:35] Adam: There we go.
[0:52:35 – 0:52:36] Adam: I knew it.
[0:52:38 – 0:52:38] Adam: I had a feeling.
[0:52:38 – 0:52:39] Adam: Mystery solved.
[0:52:39 – 0:52:42] Adam: The official sombrero of Dumble Home.
[0:52:45 – 0:52:52] Adam: And I moved the canoe down and put it up on the truck before the show, and then I came back up here, and my paddle is still up here.
[0:52:52 – 0:52:55] Adam: And the little sombrero, too, for Gordon is still here.
[0:52:55 – 0:52:58] Adam: So I have it set up over here by the Moose poster.
[0:53:00 – 0:53:03] Adam: But, yeah, the official sombrero of Tumble Home, the Min 2.
[0:53:06 – 0:53:26] Erik: moist camp i guess we’ve said that before i don’t know when you set up camp in the rain it’s a moist camp i don’t know if we would really say that if it rained tomorrow and i was setting up that’s probably not the first thing that would come to mind yeah not against it either mouth mixer or mouth mixing this is uh now we’re talking this is uh
[0:53:26 – 0:53:54] Erik: keystone lore I’m not even sure this came from I think let’s see let’s find out pouring a packet of instant oatmeal in your mouth with no hydration using only your own saliva to moisten before swallowing see episode 155 question of the week answer from surveyor 909 at minute 46 what was the question related to
[0:53:57 – 0:53:58] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:53:58 – 0:53:59] Adam: You need a clarification.
[0:53:59 – 0:54:04] Erik: The only allowable moisture to add to mouth mixers is wild turkey.
[0:54:05 – 0:54:05] Erik: Ew.
[0:54:05 – 0:54:06] Adam: No, thank you.
[0:54:08 – 0:54:08] Adam: Well, maybe not.
[0:54:09 – 0:54:09] Adam: Maybe it’s okay.
[0:54:10 – 0:54:10] Erik: Fireball.
[0:54:11 – 0:54:12] Erik: There you go.
[0:54:12 – 0:54:18] Erik: A little cinnamon in your apple cinnamon Quaker oatmeal.
[0:54:18 – 0:54:25] Erik: Oh, the Quakers are rolling over in their grave to know that you’re mixing their fine product with alcohol.
[0:54:26 – 0:54:27] Erik: Nina Foundry.
[0:54:27 – 0:54:29] Erik: We all know where Nina Foundry is.
[0:54:30 – 0:54:33] Erik: One of the greats of Campfire.
[0:54:33 – 0:54:35] Erik: Greats in the Boundary Waters.
[0:54:36 – 0:54:36] Adam: Great.
[0:54:37 – 0:54:37] Erik: Great greats.
[0:54:38 – 0:54:38] Adam: Right.
[0:54:39 – 0:54:39] Adam: Yeah.
[0:54:40 – 0:54:40] Adam: It is one of them.
[0:54:42 – 0:54:43] Erik: It is one of them.
[0:54:43 – 0:54:46] Adam: I assume Smith is also in here next week.
[0:54:46 – 0:54:47] Adam: We’ll find out.
[0:54:47 – 0:54:48] Adam: I would have to imagine.
[0:54:50 – 0:54:53] Adam: Yeah, I think we should end the show right here.
[0:54:53 – 0:54:54] Erik: You want to end it right here?
[0:54:54 – 0:54:54] Adam: Yep.
[0:54:55 – 0:54:56] Erik: Well, there’s only two O’s.
[0:54:56 – 0:54:57] Erik: Let’s do the O’s.
[0:54:58 – 0:54:58] Erik: Come on.
[0:54:59 – 0:54:59] Erik: No?
[0:54:59 – 0:55:00] Erik: Too much?
[0:55:00 – 0:55:02] Erik: No, we got to start with those next week.
[0:55:02 – 0:55:02] Erik: Wow.
[0:55:03 – 0:55:04] Erik: Well, we’re teasing it.
[0:55:04 – 0:55:06] Erik: We’re going to start with the orb, the red orb.
[0:55:06 – 0:55:11] Erik: I feel like that should be an R because it’s almost never just referred to as the orb.
[0:55:11 – 0:55:12] Erik: It’s always the red orb.
[0:55:13 – 0:55:13] Adam: It was red.
[0:55:13 – 0:55:14] Erik: Yeah.
[0:55:15 – 0:55:36] Adam: so fix that whoever is in charge of the wikipedia page i think there’s other colors of orbs i just um i haven’t seen those well i guess maybe i just need to become i’m just going to become an administrator so i can go back through and change everybody else’s names to one letter off be careful when you’re editing on a phone though it’s very tricky i would never
[0:55:38 – 0:56:03] Adam: sick madman some sick nut would ever consider editing a website on their phone i watched the thing on my phone were you doing it while driving yeah while driving yeah with uh my hat down low yeah a lot of brim window and window thing in the background website editor in the front foreground that’s right he’s all brim no subwoofer this one
[0:56:03 – 0:56:05] Erik: No cruise control, just kind of feeling the road out.
[0:56:06 – 0:56:08] Adam: I never use cruise control.
[0:56:08 – 0:56:12] Adam: I do occasionally use cruise control every so often.
[0:56:12 – 0:56:16] Erik: You just listen and feel for the little shoulder bumps.
[0:56:17 – 0:56:18] Adam: I’m going to scoot over.
[0:56:18 – 0:56:19] Erik: Back to editing.
[0:56:19 – 0:56:19] Erik: Here I come.
[0:56:20 – 0:56:21] Erik: Wikipedia page.
[0:56:22 – 0:56:23] Erik: Where are we at here?
[0:56:23 – 0:56:24] Erik: Oh, it’s happening in the thing.
[0:56:25 – 0:56:27] Erik: I love this scene.
[0:56:27 – 0:56:27] Erik: All right.
[0:56:28 – 0:56:31] Adam: Yeah, watching movies while driving on my phone.
[0:56:31 – 0:56:32] Erik: And editing a website.
[0:56:34 – 0:56:35] Erik: This is probably how a lot of people drive, honestly.
[0:56:36 – 0:56:37] Erik: I’ve been down to the cities.
[0:56:37 – 0:56:37] Erik: I see.
[0:56:38 – 0:56:38] Erik: I know.
[0:56:38 – 0:56:41] Erik: I look out my window while I’m not driving.
[0:56:42 – 0:56:51] Adam: I had to come to a stop, a full stop on a gravel road this week because two different people stopped kind of together, but I don’t think they were together.
[0:56:52 – 0:57:01] Adam: One tried to pull over, and the other one just stopped also because they were confused by what the other person was doing, and I was behind both of them, and I had to literally just stop on a gravel road.
[0:57:03 – 0:57:04] Adam: Makes me cry.
[0:57:04 – 0:57:06] Adam: Sweet tears of…
[0:57:06 – 0:57:06] Adam: Rage?
[0:57:07 – 0:57:08] Adam: I don’t think it’s rage.
[0:57:08 – 0:57:09] Adam: I think it’s just…
[0:57:10 – 0:57:10] Adam: Disappointment?
[0:57:11 – 0:57:11] Adam: Yeah.
[0:57:12 – 0:57:24] Adam: Tears of pure sadness at the state of the world when you have to fully pull your vehicle to a whole on-stop because two people can’t decide how to pass each other on a gravel road in the middle of nowhere.
[0:57:25 – 0:57:25] Erik: Mm-hmm.
[0:57:26 – 0:57:27] Adam: Don’t put this on the Wikipedia.
[0:57:27 – 0:57:28] Adam: This is just for you and me.
[0:57:29 – 0:57:29] Adam: Okay.
[0:57:30 – 0:57:31] Adam: I’m so sick and tired of it, though.
[0:57:31 – 0:57:35] Adam: Like, why can’t anybody do anything right?
[0:57:36 – 0:57:39] Erik: I think I have my word that AI is still waiting for.
[0:57:40 – 0:57:41] Adam: Yeah, what is it?
[0:57:41 – 0:57:41] Erik: Diaspora.
[0:57:42 – 0:57:43] Adam: Diaspora.
[0:57:44 – 0:57:45] Erik: Anytime you hear that word.
[0:57:45 – 0:57:47] Adam: Never been uttered on Tomahawk yet.
[0:57:47 – 0:57:50] Erik: And anytime you hear that word uttered on, like, the radio, NPR…
[0:57:52 – 0:57:58] Erik: reach for the dial and scroll over to Classic Rock.
[0:57:58 – 0:58:00] Adam: Vipers moving in for the kill.
[0:58:00 – 0:58:00] Adam: Yeah.
[0:58:01 – 0:58:01] Adam: All right.
[0:58:02 – 0:58:02] Adam: I’m here for that.
[0:58:04 – 0:58:06] Adam: All right, well, we’re going to end it there.
[0:58:06 – 0:58:10] Adam: We have a third of the alphabet left to go on Wikipedia.
[0:58:10 – 0:58:18] Adam: I got a big camping trip coming up this weekend with my son and wife, and it’s Pike’s first camping trip into the Boundary Waters, so I’m pretty excited about that.
[0:58:19 – 0:58:28] Adam: So next week we’ll have maybe a mild report on that, maybe some albums of the summer coming up, the end of the Wikipedia chat at some point here.
[0:58:28 – 0:58:29] Adam: The end of the podcast is coming.
[0:58:29 – 0:58:33] Adam: We’re closing in on episode 300, and we do want your rants.
[0:58:34 – 0:58:36] Erik: Oh, I guess I got to get that posted somewhere.
[0:58:36 – 0:58:37] Adam: Yeah, we should post it tonight.
[0:58:38 – 0:58:38] Erik: We have internet.
[0:58:38 – 0:58:40] Erik: The Roasters Classic.
[0:58:40 – 0:58:46] Adam: Roast us or give us a fake ad for a sponsorship that we cannot deny.
[0:58:46 – 0:58:49] Erik: Or what was the other one?
[0:58:49 – 0:58:50] Erik: Ranch Rankers?
[0:58:50 – 0:58:51] Erik: Or Rants.
[0:58:51 – 0:58:52] Erik: Or Rank a Rant.
[0:58:52 – 0:58:53] Adam: Yeah.
[0:58:53 – 0:58:54] Adam: Or just rant.
[0:58:54 – 0:58:55] Adam: That’s too much.
[0:58:55 – 0:58:56] Adam: You say whatever you want.
[0:58:56 – 0:58:58] Adam: It’s a whatever you want, but that’s the guidance.
[0:58:58 – 0:59:02] Adam: Please, please, we need you to roast us, though.
[0:59:02 – 0:59:02] Adam: Yeah.
[0:59:03 – 0:59:04] Erik: At least one or two roasts.
[0:59:04 – 0:59:19] Erik: Otherwise, if you’re too sheepish, then, yeah, just write a mega, like, banger era, mid-50s, Disney-level ballad for Trevor.
[0:59:20 – 0:59:21] Adam: He needs it.
[0:59:21 – 0:59:22] Adam: He does really need it.
[0:59:22 – 0:59:23] Adam: Look at him.
[0:59:23 – 0:59:24] Erik: He’s like gray.
[0:59:25 – 0:59:27] Adam: He looks like E.T.
[0:59:27 – 0:59:30] Adam: at the end of the thing where they let him out of the containment unit.
[0:59:30 – 0:59:32] Adam: Yeah.
[0:59:32 – 0:59:33] Adam: Put him back in there.
[0:59:33 – 0:59:33] Adam: Give him the oxygen.
[0:59:34 – 0:59:34] Adam: It’s too late.
[0:59:36 – 0:59:37] Adam: It’s just like that.
[0:59:37 – 0:59:38] Adam: Yep.
[0:59:38 – 0:59:39] Adam: His little fingers reaching up.
[0:59:40 – 0:59:42] Erik: He does have gross little E.T.
[0:59:42 – 0:59:42] Erik: fingers.
[0:59:43 – 0:59:43] Erik: I’m sorry, Trevor.
[0:59:43 – 0:59:45] Erik: Help me.
[0:59:45 – 0:59:46] Erik: It’s the truth, though.
[0:59:46 – 0:59:46] Erik: All right.
[0:59:47 – 0:59:51] Erik: Well, yeah, we’ll finish this up next week, and it’s pretty exciting.
[0:59:51 – 0:59:55] Erik: You got a Christmas-level…
[0:59:57 – 0:59:59] Erik: Christmas Eve level night ahead of you.
[1:00:00 – 1:00:02] Erik: The canoe is already on the truck.
[1:00:02 – 1:00:04] Erik: Is the boy excited?
[1:00:04 – 1:00:06] Erik: Does he know what he’s getting himself into?
[1:00:06 – 1:00:07] Erik: He probably has no idea.
[1:00:07 – 1:00:08] Adam: He has no idea.
[1:00:08 – 1:00:08] Adam: No clue.
[1:00:09 – 1:00:10] Adam: He has been camping.
[1:00:10 – 1:00:11] Adam: He has been in the canoe.
[1:00:12 – 1:00:16] Adam: He has done all the things we’re going to do tomorrow at some point, but never all together.
[1:00:16 – 1:00:17] Adam: That’s the secret.
[1:00:17 – 1:00:24] Adam: You put it all together, there’s not any other place in the world where you can get that kind of combo of what we’re about to do
[1:00:24 – 1:00:26] Adam: and he is ready for it.
[1:00:27 – 1:00:28] Adam: I am ready for it.
[1:00:28 – 1:00:29] Adam: He’s been training his whole life.
[1:00:30 – 1:00:35] Adam: He’s been training his whole life for three whole years to make the most of this opportunity.
[1:00:35 – 1:00:42] Adam: I was even able to find leeches in town before I left town and came up here.
[1:00:42 – 1:00:43] Erik: It’s a good place to have leeches.
[1:00:44 – 1:00:48] Adam: I’m telling you, I think we’re going to do pretty good, and I have a campsite in mind.
[1:00:48 – 1:00:50] Erik: Slip bobbers on, John.
[1:00:51 – 1:00:51] Adam: Yeah, baby.
[1:00:52 – 1:00:55] Adam: And, you know, it’s going to be amazing.
[1:00:55 – 1:00:59] Adam: Like I said, the low is 62, which I’m not excited for, for sleeping in the tent.
[1:00:59 – 1:01:10] Adam: But I am excited for the amount of swimming we’re about to accomplish because it’s going to be pretty ridiculous how much swimming we will do in the next two to three days.
[1:01:10 – 1:01:13] Adam: It’s supposed to be quite a steamy weekend.
[1:01:14 – 1:01:17] Adam: The bugs will be bad, but we’ll be able to manage that.
[1:01:17 – 1:01:18] Adam: It won’t be too nasty.
[1:01:19 – 1:01:21] Adam: I’ve never camped on John.
[1:01:21 – 1:01:25] Adam: I’m excited to be in there and actually just to stop and stay.
[1:01:26 – 1:01:27] Adam: I’ve always just blown through John.
[1:01:29 – 1:01:35] Adam: Old John, we’re about to meet for real, and we’ll tell you about it on a future episode.
[1:01:35 – 1:01:36] Adam: I’m not bringing the field audio.
[1:01:36 – 1:01:42] Adam: This is for me and the boy and for Natalie, but I will tell the tale later.
[1:01:42 – 1:01:48] Adam: I’m not going to worry about trying to record out there, but he got a little push-button fishing rod, which he can wing around.
[1:01:49 – 1:01:50] Adam: I got the leeches.
[1:01:50 – 1:01:51] Erik: Little kid Zebco.
[1:01:51 – 1:01:59] Adam: We’re actually going to put a real hook on this weekend because I’ve just had the little like fake plastic fish lure on there at the end that he can use to practice cast.
[1:01:59 – 1:02:01] Adam: So it’ll be pretty great.
[1:02:01 – 1:02:01] Adam: Yeah.
[1:02:04 – 1:02:04] Adam: Pretty amped.
[1:02:05 – 1:02:06] Adam: Yeah, that sounds the same.
[1:02:06 – 1:02:19] Adam: Anybody listening to the show knows the feeling of, like, as soon as we end recording, and then I’m going to go back to the house, and Eric brought the food barrel back over here, and I’m going to, like, kind of prepack that thing a little bit tonight.
[1:02:21 – 1:02:22] Adam: Barely sleep tonight.
[1:02:22 – 1:02:23] Erik: Yeah.
[1:02:23 – 1:02:31] Adam: Make sure that the sombrero is fitting just right, and then get up and make coffee, and then we’re on, baby.
[1:02:31 – 1:02:35] Erik: I don’t know much about kids or, you know, what being a dad is like.
[1:02:36 – 1:02:37] Erik: And I don’t think I ever will.
[1:02:38 – 1:02:51] Erik: But I do understand the, on probably like a much microscopically lower exponentially scale, the enjoyment I get out of just like,
[1:02:53 – 1:02:57] Erik: I really like this movie or I really like this album or I really like this thing.
[1:02:58 – 1:03:00] Erik: And then like sharing it with somebody else.
[1:03:01 – 1:03:03] Erik: It’s almost like watching it again for the first time.
[1:03:04 – 1:03:04] Adam: Yes.
[1:03:05 – 1:03:09] Erik: Like to, I mean, that’s basically what like being a parent is.
[1:03:09 – 1:03:18] Erik: I feel like you get to like kind of relive all these things that used to be like, not to say that you’re not excited about the Bongewaters anymore, but like to do that with your kid is like.
[1:03:18 – 1:03:20] Adam: You appreciate it differently by explaining it.
[1:03:21 – 1:03:21] Adam: Yeah.
[1:03:21 – 1:03:30] Erik: And you try and like, you almost like are watching it through their eyes, which gives you like this whole new like level of like,
[1:03:31 – 1:03:34] Erik: You go out on these trips enough times, it’s great.
[1:03:34 – 1:03:35] Erik: We still do it.
[1:03:35 – 1:03:36] Erik: They’re awesome.
[1:03:36 – 1:03:53] Erik: I’d go on a trip this weekend if I could, but to be able to go out and have that feeling of almost seeing some of these places for the first time again, even though I know you’ve been to John, I know you’ve never camped there, but you’ve been up to McFarland and all that, but like…
[1:03:54 – 1:04:22] Adam: to experience that with somebody for the first time who i mean i don’t know how he wouldn’t but like i’m sure he’ll get hooked by it and he’s gonna have so much fun just collecting pine cones and sticks yeah and yeah i’m gonna include him in all the camp chores and he’s gonna love every minute of it it’s gonna be great but i do look forward to like i’m gonna bring him a little dump truck and have him fill it with sticks and pine cones a couple times yeah
[1:04:23 – 1:04:27] Adam: You know, introduce them to wood gnoming in that way.
[1:04:27 – 1:04:29] Adam: You wouldn’t know it’s wood gnoming at the time, but…
[1:04:29 – 1:04:31] Erik: Scout out a new latrine location.
[1:04:31 – 1:04:31] Erik: Yeah.
[1:04:33 – 1:04:35] Erik: Yeah, no, that sounds great.
[1:04:36 – 1:04:37] Erik: Excited to hear how that all goes.
[1:04:37 – 1:04:40] Erik: I’m sure it will go quite fine.
[1:04:41 – 1:04:48] Erik: And like you said, I don’t know, before we started recording, maybe some rain Sunday night, but like… Yeah, rain on the tent is great.
[1:04:48 – 1:04:51] Erik: When it’s 70 degrees, like whatever.
[1:04:51 – 1:04:56] Erik: As long as trees aren’t crashing out of the forest, which doesn’t seem like it’s just going to be rain, you know?
[1:04:56 – 1:04:57] Erik: Yeah.
[1:04:57 – 1:05:01] Erik: I could go for some rain on a tent in the end of July.
[1:05:01 – 1:05:02] Erik: That’s like iconic.
[1:05:02 – 1:05:03] Erik: Come on.
[1:05:03 – 1:05:25] Adam: yeah and because it’s like a family trip like this like it will be the tent and i don’t get very many trips where i’m just in the tent nice and cozy and not having to worry about the hammock setup not that i would worry about the hammock setup but it is nice to do the old-fashioned trip with the tent the sleeping pads the s’mores
[1:05:25 – 1:05:54] Adam: yeah hot dogs and corn like that’s this kind of trip i’m pretty excited and uh you know it’s i’ve been waiting for this trip for six months or whatever and now once it’s gonna start i’m gonna be like wishing it will go very slowly but it will not yeah no it’s also i’ll be like hanging on to each moment you know as hard as i can yeah i would and uh to quote uh is it stage one
[1:05:55 – 1:05:57] Erik: Of watching fireworks?
[1:05:58 – 1:05:58] Erik: Hell yeah.
[1:05:58 – 1:05:59] Adam: Hell yeah.
[1:06:01 – 1:06:01] Adam: Yeah.
[1:06:02 – 1:06:03] Adam: I’m pretty excited, too.
[1:06:03 – 1:06:05] Adam: It should be a good route, like zero portage.
[1:06:05 – 1:06:09] Adam: So I’m not going to pack a cooler ice, but I will be pretty heavily loaded.
[1:06:10 – 1:06:12] Adam: And assuming we’re going to get one of the sights on John.
[1:06:12 – 1:06:17] Erik: Well, with all this rain and high water, you’ll probably be able to scoot right around that little jog in the river there.
[1:06:17 – 1:06:18] Erik: No problem.
[1:06:18 – 1:06:20] Erik: Worst case, we’re going to be flying right through there.
[1:06:20 – 1:06:21] Erik: Walk right through it.
[1:06:21 – 1:06:22] Erik: I don’t think you’re going to have to portage.
[1:06:23 – 1:06:25] Adam: We might not even have to portage coming back out.
[1:06:25 – 1:06:28] Adam: Just inflate the… How many tubes are you bringing?
[1:06:29 – 1:06:30] Adam: All the tubes.
[1:06:30 – 1:06:31] Adam: All of the tubes.
[1:06:31 – 1:06:32] Adam: All of the tubes.
[1:06:33 – 1:06:34] Adam: Oh, yeah.
[1:06:34 – 1:06:37] Adam: I expect we’re going to be in the water for like 50% of the trip for sure.
[1:06:38 – 1:06:38] Adam: Floating.
[1:06:38 – 1:06:40] Erik: It’s supposed to be 80 and humid all weekend.
[1:06:40 – 1:06:41] Erik: That’s where I would want to be.
[1:06:42 – 1:06:43] Adam: Yeah, it’s going to be pretty good.
[1:06:46 – 1:06:46] Adam: Yeah, I don’t know.
[1:06:47 – 1:06:48] Adam: Got the menu planned.
[1:06:48 – 1:06:49] Adam: Everything is at this point set.
[1:06:49 – 1:06:54] Adam: It’s just a matter of packing it right and getting out there tomorrow.
[1:06:54 – 1:06:56] Adam: All the work has been done.
[1:06:56 – 1:06:58] Adam: That’s the nice part of this part of the trip.
[1:06:59 – 1:07:01] Adam: Your 12 hours or whatever from launch.
[1:07:03 – 1:07:04] Adam: The permit is in hand.
[1:07:06 – 1:07:08] Adam: And all the work’s been done.
[1:07:08 – 1:07:09] Adam: I’ve memorized the route.
[1:07:10 – 1:07:11] Adam: I’ve been there before.
[1:07:12 – 1:07:14] Adam: There’s nothing left to do.
[1:07:14 – 1:07:20] Adam: It’s just trying to get some sleep so that you can enjoy tomorrow as best as you can.
[1:07:20 – 1:07:25] Adam: And anybody that’s listening to this show knows it’s impossible to sleep in this situation.
[1:07:26 – 1:07:30] Adam: I will get a few hours, I’m sure, and then we will be on, and the work is done.
[1:07:30 – 1:07:31] Adam: It’s time to enjoy it.
[1:07:32 – 1:07:33] Adam: This is what it’s all about.
[1:07:33 – 1:07:34] Adam: It’s what it’s all about.
[1:07:34 – 1:07:34] Adam: The trip.
[1:07:35 – 1:07:36] Erik: No matter what state of mind you’re in.
[1:07:37 – 1:07:38] Adam: Yeah, it’s going to be great, baby.
[1:07:39 – 1:07:48] Adam: I’m going to take a bunch of pictures, and I will probably share a few on the Discord, but I’m really excited for the boy to shine because he loves it.
[1:07:50 – 1:07:52] Erik: He better, or he’s out of the family.
[1:07:52 – 1:07:53] Adam: Or out.
[1:07:55 – 1:08:08] Adam: We have been pulling, like, a bullshit amount of, like, air out of the dehumidifier, and I had the pack with the tent and the sleeping pads and chairs kind of all set up next to the door, and it got, like, the bucket got overflowed the other night.
[1:08:08 – 1:08:09] Adam: Oh, yes.
[1:08:09 – 1:08:12] Adam: And the pack is, like, half wet already.
[1:08:12 – 1:08:14] Adam: You’re starting with the wet pack.
[1:08:14 – 1:08:14] Adam: Everything’s wet.
[1:08:15 – 1:08:19] Adam: But, yeah, there is no fire ban, so we will definitely be having a fire.
[1:08:19 – 1:08:20] Erik: Oh, my God.
[1:08:20 – 1:08:22] Erik: There couldn’t possibly be a fire ban.
[1:08:22 – 1:08:22] Adam: I feel pretty good about it.
[1:08:24 – 1:08:24] Adam: I don’t know.
[1:08:24 – 1:08:26] Adam: Hopefully, we’ll be able to get a fire going.
[1:08:26 – 1:08:27] Erik: We’ll get one going.
[1:08:28 – 1:08:42] Adam: But, yeah, if we get in there and we get one good night and maybe we catch a bass on a leech and we get to eat some pizza biters and eat a s’more on the campfire, the trip will be a success.
[1:08:42 – 1:08:44] Adam: Anything else after that’s going to be a super bonus.
[1:08:44 – 1:08:45] Adam: You got leeches?
[1:08:45 – 1:08:46] Adam: I got leeches.
[1:08:46 – 1:08:47] Adam: And you got slip bobbers?
[1:08:48 – 1:08:49] Adam: You got slip bobbers.
[1:08:49 – 1:08:50] Erik: You’re going to catch more than a bass out there.
[1:08:51 – 1:08:52] Adam: I hope so, yeah.
[1:08:52 – 1:09:01] Adam: And it’s light until about 10.30 right now, so if me and Natalie can end up staying up a little bit late and keeping a bobber in the water, I’m sure we’re going to do great.
[1:09:01 – 1:09:05] Adam: But, yeah, it should be a super leisure event.
[1:09:06 – 1:09:06] Adam: I can’t wait.
[1:09:06 – 1:09:08] Adam: I hope we don’t see a whole ton of people.
[1:09:08 – 1:09:10] Adam: If we do, they’re going to be friendly and awesome.
[1:09:10 – 1:09:12] Adam: What is it, one a day on John?
[1:09:12 – 1:09:13] Adam: One a day, maybe.
[1:09:13 – 1:09:14] Adam: It might be one every other day.
[1:09:15 – 1:09:18] Adam: But I don’t expect a ton of traffic through there.
[1:09:18 – 1:09:19] Erik: No, you’ll find a site.
[1:09:20 – 1:09:21] Adam: Yeah, I was looking at the map.
[1:09:21 – 1:09:22] Adam: I got it right here.
[1:09:22 – 1:09:38] Adam: The beautiful F-14 in mint condition and entry point 69 going into Little John to Jan. And the topography in there is just outstanding at the very eastern edge of the eastern edge.
[1:09:39 – 1:09:39] Adam: Yeah.
[1:09:40 – 1:09:45] Erik: Well, worst case, you can always pop over to South Fowl and get that island, that sweet island.
[1:09:45 – 1:09:46] Erik: We’re not doing that.
[1:09:46 – 1:09:46] Erik: No way.
[1:09:47 – 1:09:50] Adam: The backup backup plan is we’re going to have to make the run up to East Pike.
[1:09:50 – 1:09:58] Adam: If all the John sites are full, we will do the little portage up to East Pike and get one of those beautiful sites because these two are both four-star.
[1:09:58 – 1:09:59] Adam: I think that’s also four-star.
[1:10:00 – 1:10:02] Erik: The one to the west is a very nice spot, yeah.
[1:10:02 – 1:10:06] Adam: Yeah, everything, all six of these campsites in this sector are very nice.
[1:10:06 – 1:10:10] Adam: So I’d be happy with any of them, and we’ll just be taking the first one we can get.
[1:10:10 – 1:10:12] Adam: But I really want the one by the Royal River.
[1:10:13 – 1:10:13] Adam: That’s the one I want.
[1:10:14 – 1:10:16] Adam: So we’ll see next week if we got it or not.
[1:10:16 – 1:10:18] Adam: But either way, it’s going to be awesome.
[1:10:18 – 1:10:20] Adam: Yeah, sounds great.
[1:10:20 – 1:10:21] Adam: Best of luck to you.
[1:10:21 – 1:10:22] Adam: Godspeed.
[1:10:22 – 1:10:26] Erik: I don’t think you need it, but it doesn’t really hurt to say it.
[1:10:27 – 1:10:27] Adam: Thank you.
[1:10:28 – 1:10:28] Adam: I appreciate that.
[1:10:29 – 1:10:39] Adam: I feel great about it, but, you know, you always have that pre-trip anxiety before you head out.
[1:10:40 – 1:10:40] Adam: You’re like…
[1:10:41 – 1:10:42] Adam: I have it already.
[1:10:43 – 1:10:43] Adam: It’s right in front of me.
[1:10:44 – 1:10:57] Adam: But until you actually get out there and you get the site you want or it happens in the way that you feel is the way you wanted it or pictured it to be, you’re always a little bit worried until you get there and you get settled into that first campsite.
[1:10:57 – 1:10:57] Adam: Yeah.
[1:10:58 – 1:11:04] Adam: And I’d love to get the Royal River campsite, but if we get any campsite out there and set up, I’m going to feel great.
[1:11:04 – 1:11:11] Adam: But until you’re actually in the site, that’s when I feel like the real relaxation and enjoyment of the boundary orders comes in.
[1:11:12 – 1:11:16] Erik: Once a site is secured, for sure, yeah.
[1:11:16 – 1:11:18] Adam: But I feel pretty good about the whole thing.
[1:11:19 – 1:11:21] Adam: Either way, there’s a bunch of great options here.
[1:11:22 – 1:11:24] Adam: And that’s why I got this entry point.
[1:11:24 – 1:11:25] Adam: That’s what I was waiting for.
[1:11:25 – 1:11:26] Adam: Somebody dropped one.
[1:11:26 – 1:11:30] Adam: So whoever I was out there and dropped this entry point for tomorrow, thank you.
[1:11:31 – 1:11:32] Adam: We’re going to make very good use of it.
[1:11:33 – 1:11:36] Adam: And with that, we shall bid you adieu.
[1:11:37 – 1:11:40] Adam: But before, I did get the wordle in one.
[1:11:40 – 1:11:41] Adam: It was water.
[1:11:42 – 1:11:42] Erik: Wow.
[1:11:43 – 1:11:45] Adam: I’ve been using water for a long time.
[1:11:45 – 1:11:47] Erik: I think you already did that.
[1:11:47 – 1:11:48] Adam: No, water.
[1:11:48 – 1:11:50] Adam: I already got Wordle in once.
[1:11:50 – 1:11:51] Adam: That’s what I’m saying.
[1:11:51 – 1:11:53] Adam: This is my second Wordle in one.
[1:11:53 – 1:11:55] Adam: I got it on water a couple days ago.
[1:11:56 – 1:11:57] Adam: And I was looking.
[1:11:57 – 1:11:58] Adam: What’s the best word to use?
[1:11:58 – 1:11:59] Adam: Adieu.
[1:12:00 – 1:12:01] Adam: All those vowels.
[1:12:01 – 1:12:04] Adam: But that’s not the spirit of it.
[1:12:05 – 1:12:05] Erik: What year is it?
[1:12:05 – 1:12:07] Erik: Why are we still talking about Wordle?
[1:12:07 – 1:12:11] Adam: Because there’s that many words that are five-letter words in the English language.
[1:12:12 – 1:12:15] Adam: So my best two options are raven or ghost, I think, going forward.
[1:12:15 – 1:12:16] Erik: I like ghost.
[1:12:16 – 1:12:17] Adam: Yeah, they’re both good.
[1:12:18 – 1:12:21] Adam: And I figure one of them is going to get used in the fall, so I’ll get my third.
[1:12:21 – 1:12:21] Adam: Yeah.
[1:12:22 – 1:12:23] Adam: You got to stick with it.
[1:12:24 – 1:12:26] Adam: Not enough people are playing World to get it in one, I think.
[1:12:26 – 1:12:29] Adam: I think everybody’s like, what’s the best word so I would never miss?
[1:12:29 – 1:12:29] Adam: Right.
[1:12:30 – 1:12:31] Adam: Who cares if you miss?
[1:12:32 – 1:12:33] Adam: How many times can you get it in one?
[1:12:34 – 1:12:35] Adam: So we will bid you adieu.
[1:12:36 – 1:12:36] Adam: Please, apparently.
[1:12:36 – 1:12:48] Adam: And you will arise tomorrow and see a ghost of a raven and will say, listen to Tomahawk, it’s great.
[1:12:48 – 1:12:49] Adam: The end.
[1:12:49 – 1:12:54] SPEAKER_00: Blank Frank is the messenger of your doom and your destruction.
[1:13:01 – 1:13:02] SPEAKER_00: We’ll see you next time.