305: Creamed Cash for the Thinker

Episode Transcript

[0:00:35 – 0:00:36] Adam: I was a sailor.
[0:00:36 – 0:00:39] Adam: I was a sailor, and now I’m a boat.
[0:00:40 – 0:00:45] Adam: My name is Adam, and I’m joined here in the tumble shed by my best man, Eric.
[0:00:46 – 0:00:47] Adam: And it is officially…
[0:00:48 – 0:01:07] ErikTSN: tumble home after dark pew pew pew pew pew it’s almost always after dark now yeah baby we got the heater going out here in the shed tonight it’s pretty cozy always is for these trivia episodes cozy for now feels like trivia season it’s not hot now it might get heated later
[0:01:09 – 0:01:15] Adam: I was trying to turn on the party lights in the shed to just be red, but I can’t find the little tiny remote and the buttons.
[0:01:16 – 0:01:17] Adam: They don’t listen.
[0:01:17 – 0:01:23] Adam: Either they don’t understand us.
[0:01:23 – 0:01:26] Adam: These little orbs are just doing multicolor right now.
[0:01:26 – 0:01:27] ErikTSN: That’s the only option?
[0:01:27 – 0:01:29] Adam: No, they should have an option to be all red.
[0:01:29 – 0:01:34] ErikTSN: No, I know what all the options are, but this is the only option we have currently available to us.
[0:01:35 – 0:01:53] Adam: let me try the other modes oh my god yeah that’s a little much no there’s a mode button and a color button so i just figured jesus lord that one’s going off your voice oh my god we gotta go to colors that one’s pretty pleasant okay okay we’ll stick with that one i feel like i’m in a girl’s college dorm room right now gentle transitions
[0:01:53 – 0:02:18] Adam: yeah this is home shit advantage episode does not smell like a girl’s college dorm room in here i can assure you that uh what does it smell like it’s neutral actually in here it’s pretty nice yeah i never really come in being like oh yeah the smell of the shit yeah i just took the recycling out um some of it most of it i’d say in the last week so it’s actually pretty tidy in here for the tumble shit and fall
[0:02:20 – 0:02:29] Adam: This is episode 305 of Tumble Home, a proud independent podcast about the Boundary Waters and all things about the life in the Northwoods.
[0:02:29 – 0:02:33] Adam: And this week, trivia about all those things and so much more.
[0:02:33 – 0:02:34] Adam: Who knows?
[0:02:34 – 0:02:36] ErikTSN: When’s the last time any of you have done 305 of anything?
[0:02:40 – 0:02:40] SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
[0:02:41 – 0:02:42] Adam: You’re all on blast.
[0:02:43 – 0:02:45] Adam: I went for a bike ride yesterday.
[0:02:45 – 0:02:47] Adam: For 305 miles?
[0:02:47 – 0:02:48] Adam: 305 kilometers.
[0:02:49 – 0:02:49] Adam: 305 meters?
[0:02:49 – 0:02:51] Adam: But I did have to walk up all the hills.
[0:02:52 – 0:02:52] Adam: Oh.
[0:02:53 – 0:02:56] Adam: Because my legs were toasted after like the first five kilometers.
[0:02:56 – 0:02:57] Adam: So it was a long bike ride.
[0:02:58 – 0:03:01] ErikTSN: Climbed up and down a ladder 305 times a day maybe.
[0:03:01 – 0:03:04] Adam: But this is a different kind of 305.
[0:03:04 – 0:03:06] Adam: 305 wonderful episodes of Tumble Home.
[0:03:09 – 0:03:12] Adam: Thank you to our Patreons for your continued support of this nonsense.
[0:03:13 – 0:03:13] Adam: Blair Witch.
[0:03:14 – 0:03:15] Adam: Blair Witch is live.
[0:03:16 – 0:03:16] ErikTSN: Live.
[0:03:16 – 0:03:20] ErikTSN: Comments are just flooding the Patreon page right now.
[0:03:20 – 0:03:25] ErikTSN: A lot of people talking about how they were legitimately scared when this movie came out.
[0:03:25 – 0:03:32] ErikTSN: Because I’m assuming our core audience is right around our age frame, which would be when that movie came out, you know.
[0:03:33 – 0:03:57] ErikTSN: middle school to maybe high school maybe a little a little younger a little older but not crazily out of that range yeah and uh yeah whether or not you believe the hype as to whether or not this was found footage and real events uh yeah a kind of a it’s a spooky movie i was i mean i knew i’ve seen it three or four times and it’s still now i think we talked
[0:03:57 – 0:04:09] ErikTSN: In that episode, just about how well they captured, I don’t even know if it was like intentional, but the cameras they were working with really did capture just the way light dies in the woods at night like that.
[0:04:09 – 0:04:15] ErikTSN: That time of year, especially that late autumn, deep, deep woods, blackness.
[0:04:16 – 0:04:22] ErikTSN: There’s no amount of lighting in the world that can really shine much of a light through that.
[0:04:22 – 0:04:25] Adam: I had to use a light to get up to the shed tonight.
[0:04:25 – 0:04:26] ErikTSN: Oh, yeah.
[0:04:26 – 0:04:30] ErikTSN: I guarantee I’ll have to use my phone just to get out to my car, which is like 20 feet away.
[0:04:31 – 0:04:32] ErikTSN: It’s that dark out.
[0:04:32 – 0:04:33] ErikTSN: It’s dark.
[0:04:33 – 0:04:38] ErikTSN: It’s that time of year, and the days still are getting shorter somehow.
[0:04:39 – 0:04:42] ErikTSN: Man, that sun just disappears in September.
[0:04:42 – 0:04:43] ErikTSN: Bye-bye.
[0:04:43 – 0:04:45] ErikTSN: But there’s been some beautiful mornings.
[0:04:45 – 0:04:49] ErikTSN: This morning’s sunrise was absolutely just a stunner.
[0:04:49 – 0:04:54] Adam: Yeah, my timing for going to work has been like primo for looking at the sunrise over the big lake for sure.
[0:04:54 – 0:05:03] ErikTSN: Getting a nice crazy sunrise and then that angle of the sun that hits the hill above Grand Marais, the Gunflint, you know, going up towards the water tower.
[0:05:03 – 0:05:09] ErikTSN: It’s like that combination of like dark clouds behind golden.
[0:05:09 – 0:05:11] ErikTSN: It’s just like, man, I don’t know.
[0:05:11 – 0:05:12] ErikTSN: You can’t.
[0:05:12 – 0:05:20] Adam: Yeah, we were biking at Pincushion, and at the end, when I’m finally walking up the last hill, you come to this really nice overlook before you get back to the parking lot.
[0:05:21 – 0:05:22] Adam: I’m sure I’ve been there before, but…
[0:05:23 – 0:05:24] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:05:24 – 0:05:27] Adam: Yeah, you’re like riding around on these old rocks looking at that.
[0:05:27 – 0:05:27] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[0:05:27 – 0:05:28] Adam: Scenery.
[0:05:28 – 0:05:29] Adam: It was pretty nice.
[0:05:29 – 0:05:30] ErikTSN: It’s pretty nice.
[0:05:30 – 0:05:33] ErikTSN: I think things pretty much went straight cloudy after that, though.
[0:05:33 – 0:05:35] ErikTSN: It was a cold, rainy day.
[0:05:35 – 0:05:39] ErikTSN: Not a super exciting day to be working outside.
[0:05:39 – 0:05:44] ErikTSN: But, you know, that’s kind of what October is supposed to be like, I feel.
[0:05:44 – 0:05:46] ErikTSN: And we haven’t had too many days like that, so I’m not going to complain too much.
[0:05:47 – 0:05:47] Adam: I agree.
[0:05:48 – 0:05:50] Adam: I was hoping it was going to rain while we were in the shed tonight.
[0:05:50 – 0:05:51] Adam: A little bit of rain on the roof.
[0:05:51 – 0:05:52] Adam: Would have sounded really nice.
[0:05:53 – 0:05:54] ErikTSN: I haven’t pulled up the radar lately.
[0:05:54 – 0:05:57] ErikTSN: I thought there was maybe still a pretty good chance of some rain tonight.
[0:05:57 – 0:05:59] Adam: I mean, I get another band coming through.
[0:05:59 – 0:06:04] Adam: I mean, I think there’s a good chance all night, but it looked like the most of it had gone through like right after dinner time.
[0:06:05 – 0:06:09] ErikTSN: I heard somebody say that they thought that they woke up the other morning and they could smell snow.
[0:06:09 – 0:06:13] ErikTSN: I was like, you might want to get your sniffer checked out.
[0:06:13 – 0:06:18] ErikTSN: I’ve heard people say that before, but I don’t think we’re, we’re not getting snow this month.
[0:06:19 – 0:06:20] Adam: Mark my words.
[0:06:20 – 0:06:22] Adam: It’s not going to snow until November.
[0:06:22 – 0:06:23] ErikTSN: Probably not.
[0:06:23 – 0:06:23] ErikTSN: Doesn’t look like it.
[0:06:24 – 0:06:24] ErikTSN: No.
[0:06:25 – 0:06:26] ErikTSN: And…
[0:06:27 – 0:06:27] ErikTSN: It could snow.
[0:06:28 – 0:06:33] ErikTSN: I could see maybe like a fleck in the air, but I don’t think there’s going to be any snow on the ground in these parts.
[0:06:33 – 0:06:36] ErikTSN: Like there’s literally still like green, like plants on the ground.
[0:06:36 – 0:06:38] ErikTSN: We’ve had like one kind of hard frost.
[0:06:40 – 0:06:40] ErikTSN: That’s about it.
[0:06:41 – 0:06:41] Adam: Yeah.
[0:06:42 – 0:06:43] ErikTSN: And I guess that’s the norm now.
[0:06:43 – 0:06:44] Adam: I agree.
[0:06:45 – 0:06:45] ErikTSN: Agreed.
[0:06:46 – 0:06:48] Adam: We’re on the same page there, brother.
[0:06:48 – 0:06:48] Adam: Yeah.
[0:06:49 – 0:06:52] Adam: We’ve got a jumbo box sitting here on the table next to us.
[0:06:52 – 0:06:53] Adam: From Fleet Feet.
[0:06:54 – 0:06:55] Adam: Shemin and Step.
[0:06:55 – 0:06:56] ErikTSN: Is that what that is?
[0:06:56 – 0:06:59] ErikTSN: Sounds like a lady when she’s walking in the room.
[0:07:00 – 0:07:00] ErikTSN: Fleet Feet.
[0:07:01 – 0:07:04] ErikTSN: This is what a man sounds like when he walks.
[0:07:05 – 0:07:10] Adam: We had to go into the cabinetry, but like we said, it’s been nice temps out there.
[0:07:10 – 0:07:16] Adam: I’ve had beer in a cooler on my porch at the house for two weeks, and it’s been perfect the entire time.
[0:07:16 – 0:07:41] Adam: yeah you get a little bit of that uh really gets it cold at night and then night bump and then it just hangs on to it all seriously just perfect temp so i don’t know i assume this box whatever’s in it’s gonna be the perfect temp uh this is it just says box dan isle royale uh dave and hans i believe what’s the date this is august 3rd it looks like oh man this angle we were different people back then
[0:07:42 – 0:07:46] Adam: Yeah, if we only had known what we know now back then.
[0:07:46 – 0:07:48] ErikTSN: To not bet on the Brewers?
[0:07:49 – 0:07:54] Adam: Shouldn’t have bet my entire life savings on the Brewers who forgot how to hit all of a sudden.
[0:07:55 – 0:07:57] Adam: Or the Dodgers might have good pitching.
[0:07:57 – 0:08:20] ErikTSN: dodgers have real good pitching maybe a little bit of both of those columns it’s kind of wild to watch the pitching in the playoffs just like oh this is what you are actually capable of yep regular season baseball is kind of a joke really it’s like i don’t even know how to like yeah sure you gotta win 20 more games than you lose and then you make the playoffs but then everybody starts trying
[0:08:21 – 0:08:26] Adam: Roki Saki or whatever it was, rubbing $1,000 bills on his arm before he came out of the pen.
[0:08:26 – 0:08:28] Adam: I think that’s how baseball works now.
[0:08:28 – 0:08:29] Adam: You just add a little extra.
[0:08:30 – 0:08:33] Adam: You liquefy money in some sort of immersion blender.
[0:08:33 – 0:08:33] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[0:08:34 – 0:08:36] Adam: And then you just pour that all over your mitt.
[0:08:37 – 0:08:43] ErikTSN: I’m sure Steve Lindell has a product that can grind up money and turn it into a liquefied paste.
[0:08:43 – 0:08:45] ErikTSN: Something you can rub into your muscles.
[0:08:46 – 0:08:49] ErikTSN: Whatever muscles that you want to create the most value for you.
[0:08:49 – 0:08:55] Adam: I need an extra two miles an hour on that splitter.
[0:08:55 – 0:08:57] Adam: Yeah, it’s my money grinder.
[0:08:57 – 0:08:58] Adam: I’m going to put it right on the splits.
[0:09:00 – 0:09:00] SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
[0:09:00 – 0:09:03] ErikTSN: All the hockey players are just rubbing it into their thighs and quads.
[0:09:03 – 0:09:04] Adam: Not in hockey.
[0:09:04 – 0:09:06] Adam: There’s a salary cap.
[0:09:06 – 0:09:07] Adam: That’s true.
[0:09:07 – 0:09:11] Adam: Each team only gets a couple thousand dollars to liquefy each night.
[0:09:11 – 0:09:15] Adam: But when you’re at the Dodgers, you just liquefy millions before game three.
[0:09:15 – 0:09:16] Adam: All of it.
[0:09:16 – 0:09:17] Adam: Rub it all over all your pitchers.
[0:09:17 – 0:09:21] Adam: Just dip them in it like they’re that cadaver zombie from Return of the Living Dead.
[0:09:21 – 0:09:25] ErikTSN: Yeah, instead of the oil zombie, they’re just dripping in liquefied cash.
[0:09:26 – 0:09:27] ErikTSN: Send more cash.
[0:09:27 – 0:09:28] ErikTSN: That’s what he’s really saying.
[0:09:32 – 0:09:33] Adam: Goddamn Dodgers.
[0:09:33 – 0:09:37] Adam: Anyways, thank you for this large box.
[0:09:38 – 0:09:49] Adam: If I’m recalling this story correctly, Dave and Hans had sent in the email in which they sent a beautiful picture of their canoe that we mistakenly thought was named Cool Waters.
[0:09:50 – 0:09:51] ErikTSN: For like many weeks.
[0:09:51 – 0:09:52] Adam: For weeks.
[0:09:52 – 0:09:54] Adam: We were just going on and on about it.
[0:09:54 – 0:09:56] Adam: And then they finally were like, listen, we got to.
[0:09:56 – 0:09:58] Adam: It says right on the canoe.
[0:09:58 – 0:09:59] SPEAKER_00: It says right on the canoe.
[0:10:00 – 0:10:01] ErikTSN: The name of the canoe is Dan.
[0:10:02 – 0:10:02] ErikTSN: Oh, yeah.
[0:10:02 – 0:10:03] ErikTSN: We just zoomed in on the wrong part.
[0:10:04 – 0:10:32] ErikTSN: right so anyways they showed up in august i did get to see dan the canoe in person and it’s even more stunning in person than it than it was on that large picture that was attached to the email yeah well it’s one of those pictures where it’s like what’s so zoomed out and then you click in on it and it’s like now i’m zoomed in like on a microscopic shot of like the gunnel and unless i want to spend all night scrolling around i’m just gonna have to assume it’s called
[0:10:33 – 0:10:34] ErikTSN: Cool waters.
[0:10:34 – 0:10:34] Adam: Cool waters.
[0:10:34 – 0:10:35] Adam: What else am I supposed to assume?
[0:10:35 – 0:10:37] Adam: Because that’s what they sing when they go on the portage.
[0:10:37 – 0:10:37] Adam: Yeah.
[0:10:38 – 0:10:42] Adam: Anyways, they’re going to that island with the… Island on the island on the island?
[0:10:43 – 0:10:44] Adam: It’s the lake with the…
[0:10:44 – 0:10:48] Adam: It’s the biggest island on the biggest lake with the biggest island on the biggest lake.
[0:10:49 – 0:10:50] Adam: The biggest island on the biggest lake.
[0:10:50 – 0:10:51] Adam: Sisquit.
[0:10:51 – 0:10:54] ErikTSN: And then the biggest island and the biggest lake that is space.
[0:10:55 – 0:10:56] ErikTSN: But we’re not on the biggest island.
[0:10:57 – 0:10:59] Adam: Brother, don’t do it to me.
[0:10:59 – 0:11:02] Adam: We’re going to have to look at some more satellite videos after this episode.
[0:11:02 – 0:11:02] SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
[0:11:04 – 0:11:07] Adam: Anyways, they’re going out to Isle Royale with Dan, the beautiful boat.
[0:11:08 – 0:11:17] Adam: And I got to go hang out in the parking lot for a while on the clock and look at this nice boat and talk to these gentlemen before their big trip.
[0:11:18 – 0:11:19] Adam: They looked like they were really pumped.
[0:11:19 – 0:11:20] Adam: John and Dan.
[0:11:20 – 0:11:21] Adam: They looked like they were amped.
[0:11:21 – 0:11:29] ErikTSN: i think i read the last letter we got you got to read that one fleet feet box has a letter taped to the top of it my name is spelled correctly
[0:11:31 – 0:11:56] Adam: i’m already these guys had it together i mean they had like a ferry ride all lined up you know you gotta take some organization and thought to get this all together it’s typed it’s typed sans serif good i hate serifs everybody agrees serifs are awful serifs suck i’m glad they’re on the same page because this came up this week to figure that out it was definitely like i was passionately like
[0:11:57 – 0:11:58] ErikTSN: Oh, look at all the bullet points.
[0:11:58 – 0:12:08] Adam: Yeah, I was passionately against Seraphs in the co-op this week, and I think pretty much everybody agrees Seraphs are ridiculous, but I’m glad it finally came up.
[0:12:08 – 0:12:10] Adam: Episode 305, we got to the bottom of that one.
[0:12:11 – 0:12:12] Adam: Dan Seraph.
[0:12:12 – 0:12:13] Adam: Oh no.
[0:12:13 – 0:12:13] Adam: Here are a few favorites.
[0:12:29 – 0:12:29] Adam: Beer Nuts.
[0:12:30 – 0:12:33] Adam: Everyone likes them, and they’re just made a few blocks from our house.
[0:12:34 – 0:12:41] Adam: Destile Brewery, a local favorite, and also Hans’ employer until he leaves for school in Duluth this fall.
[0:12:41 – 0:12:42] Adam: Hans, are you in Duluth?
[0:12:43 – 0:12:43] ErikTSN: Wow.
[0:12:43 – 0:12:44] Adam: I bet you are.
[0:12:44 – 0:12:44] Adam: Attaboy.
[0:12:46 – 0:12:52] Adam: Jepson’s Malort, produced in Chicago and difficult to find outside of Illinois.
[0:12:53 – 0:12:57] Adam: Malort is infamous for its bitterness and astringency.
[0:12:58 – 0:13:01] Adam: I rather like it, but most do not.
[0:13:01 – 0:13:08] Adam: It was described in the film Drinking Buddies as, quote, like swallowing a burnt condom filled with gasoline.
[0:13:10 – 0:13:15] Adam: Love it or hate it, I like to think of Malort as something similar to a difficult portage.
[0:13:16 – 0:13:21] Adam: It may not be pleasant, but there is some satisfaction in having finished it.
[0:13:21 – 0:13:22] Adam: In getting it down.
[0:13:24 – 0:13:25] Adam: Final bullet point.
[0:13:25 – 0:13:35] Adam: Heilman’s old style, not a product of Illinois, but when served with a shot of Malort, the combination is known as a Chicago handshake.
[0:13:35 – 0:13:35] Adam: Did you know that?
[0:13:36 – 0:13:36] Adam: I did know that.
[0:13:36 – 0:13:36] Adam: Wow.
[0:13:36 – 0:13:37] Adam: Wow.
[0:13:37 – 0:14:00] ErikTSN: we’re learning things so yes so there shoots one of my uh trivia categories for the night local state combo booze and beer names damn it there’s the chicago handshake there’s the duck duck gray duck uh-huh there’s the we’ll
[0:14:00 – 0:14:01] ErikTSN: The Atlanta Hug.
[0:14:01 – 0:14:02] ErikTSN: The Atlanta Hug.
[0:14:03 – 0:14:04] ErikTSN: What?
[0:14:04 – 0:14:06] ErikTSN: What would the Atlanta Hug be?
[0:14:06 – 0:14:08] ErikTSN: The Thunder Bay Kiss.
[0:14:09 – 0:14:10] ErikTSN: Oh, I’ve had a couple of those.
[0:14:10 – 0:14:12] Adam: We’ve, oh, we had Thunder Bay Kiss.
[0:14:12 – 0:14:21] ErikTSN: Yeah, that’s just 18 Canadians and a gallon of popcorn at the hotel bar.
[0:14:21 – 0:14:25] Adam: I think you’re missing the last ingredient, which was a four quart bag of Lambionts.
[0:14:26 – 0:14:27] ErikTSN: Oh, yeah.
[0:14:28 – 0:14:34] Adam: Enjoying good health, David Hans and Dan the Canoe is not and never was cool water.
[0:14:35 – 0:14:35] SPEAKER_00: Yes.
[0:14:36 – 0:14:36] Adam: Thank you.
[0:14:36 – 0:14:38] ErikTSN: Is not and never was.
[0:14:38 – 0:14:40] ErikTSN: That was very well written.
[0:14:40 – 0:14:41] ErikTSN: Very nice.
[0:14:41 – 0:14:43] Adam: I appreciate the font choice and the bullet points.
[0:14:43 – 0:14:49] ErikTSN: I’m so happy that you were able to get the easily readable typed out letter.
[0:14:49 – 0:14:51] ErikTSN: I had the cursive from last week.
[0:14:52 – 0:14:54] ErikTSN: I feel like we should focus on…
[0:14:54 – 0:14:55] Adam: The shot glasses.
[0:14:57 – 0:14:59] Adam: They’d include shot glasses.
[0:14:59 – 0:15:01] ErikTSN: Those look like they came from a Savers.
[0:15:02 – 0:15:06] Adam: I would have been better off if they just said, like, Malort is tough or something.
[0:15:06 – 0:15:07] Adam: Just tough.
[0:15:07 – 0:15:10] Adam: I didn’t need the gas-filled gasoline condom or whatever.
[0:15:11 – 0:15:11] ErikTSN: I’ll tell you that much.
[0:15:11 – 0:15:12] Adam: You’re not drinking the Malorts?
[0:15:12 – 0:15:13] Adam: Not tonight.
[0:15:14 – 0:15:15] Adam: Jepson’s Malort.
[0:15:15 – 0:15:16] Adam: No.
[0:15:16 – 0:15:16] ErikTSN: 70 proof.
[0:15:16 – 0:15:19] ErikTSN: All transparency aside…
[0:15:23 – 0:15:27] ErikTSN: We are recording on a weeknight, so I think maybe just a beer.
[0:15:28 – 0:15:35] ErikTSN: I can save the Malort and the old style for maybe next week when hopefully we have a rubber match ahead of us.
[0:15:36 – 0:15:37] Adam: Hopefully.
[0:15:37 – 0:15:40] Adam: Yeah, we’ll keep it on the table here in the tumble shed.
[0:15:40 – 0:15:43] ErikTSN: I don’t think I can get up tomorrow after drinking Malort.
[0:15:43 – 0:15:46] Adam: There’s a little card in here that says Jepson’s Malort.
[0:15:46 – 0:15:46] Adam: Jepson’s.
[0:15:47 – 0:15:47] Adam: Am I saying it right?
[0:15:47 – 0:15:48] ErikTSN: I think so.
[0:15:48 – 0:15:49] ErikTSN: I don’t know how else you pronounce it.
[0:15:49 – 0:15:50] Adam: It’s not Malort for some reason.
[0:15:50 – 0:15:51] Adam: Where?
[0:15:51 – 0:15:53] Adam: On the O. Oh, Malort.
[0:15:54 – 0:15:54] Adam: I think that’s, yeah.
[0:15:55 – 0:15:59] Adam: Has the aroma and full-bodied flavor of an unusual botanical.
[0:16:00 – 0:16:03] Adam: Its bitter taste is savored by two-fisted drinkers.
[0:16:04 – 0:16:04] Adam: The end.
[0:16:06 – 0:16:08] Adam: Putting this over here by the Congaree Owl.
[0:16:08 – 0:16:10] ErikTSN: There’s just two tiny little shooters of Malort?
[0:16:10 – 0:16:12] ErikTSN: There’s four of them in here.
[0:16:12 – 0:16:12] Adam: Four of them.
[0:16:12 – 0:16:14] Adam: It looks like four tiny shooters of Malort.
[0:16:14 – 0:16:15] Adam: There is Beer Nuts.
[0:16:15 – 0:16:18] Adam: We’ll save the Beer Nuts to go with the Malort later as well, I think.
[0:16:18 – 0:16:18] Adam: Yeah.
[0:16:18 – 0:16:29] Adam: And while we’re at it, though, update, I did have, at least just so Dirty Dadbot doesn’t think we just completely ignored the THC drinks.
[0:16:29 – 0:16:30] ErikTSN: He’s been shrifted.
[0:16:30 – 0:16:35] Adam: We already gave the credit last week, but we did have some.
[0:16:35 – 0:16:40] Adam: I don’t know that we ever talked about it, even on the Blair Witch Project, but I had another one while I was doing some yard work.
[0:16:40 – 0:16:41] Adam: Those things are very good.
[0:16:42 – 0:16:43] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[0:16:43 – 0:16:43] ErikTSN: You want one of these, though?
[0:16:44 – 0:16:47] ErikTSN: I would love a Deadhead from De Steele.
[0:16:47 – 0:16:48] Adam: De Steele.
[0:16:48 – 0:16:49] Adam: Here you go.
[0:16:49 – 0:16:51] Adam: I’m going to get this box down off the table.
[0:16:51 – 0:16:54] Adam: I’m going to put the shot glasses back in there with the Malort, though.
[0:16:54 – 0:16:55] Adam: Thanks for the shotties.
[0:16:56 – 0:17:03] ErikTSN: Now we might just need to push a sponsor back for next week and drink some Malort.
[0:17:03 – 0:17:05] ErikTSN: There is old style in there too.
[0:17:05 – 0:17:08] Adam: There’s old style in there too.
[0:17:08 – 0:17:10] Adam: No, I know there’s a good combo.
[0:17:11 – 0:17:13] Adam: It’s going to be warm next week, I can tell.
[0:17:13 – 0:17:17] Adam: I have an idea what we’re going to do next week, maybe for the rubber match.
[0:17:18 – 0:17:18] Adam: Wow.
[0:17:18 – 0:17:20] Adam: If you can get there.
[0:17:21 – 0:17:23] Adam: If you can manage.
[0:17:23 – 0:17:24] ErikTSN: I’m not giving you anything easy tonight.
[0:17:26 – 0:17:26] ErikTSN: Or maybe I am.
[0:17:27 – 0:17:34] ErikTSN: Oh, I thought for a second maybe we were on the… We haven’t had a blowout in recent memory.
[0:17:34 – 0:17:36] Adam: It’s been perfect temperatures out here.
[0:17:36 – 0:17:37] Adam: The cabinetry would never let us down.
[0:17:42 – 0:17:43] ErikTSN: Yeah, who hung your cabinets?
[0:17:44 – 0:17:44] ErikTSN: I think you did.
[0:17:46 – 0:17:47] SPEAKER_00: These are really nice.
[0:17:47 – 0:17:47] SPEAKER_00: Those are really nice.
[0:17:47 – 0:17:49] ErikTSN: Pretty sure you and I hung those cabinets.
[0:17:50 – 0:17:51] Adam: The lasers were out.
[0:17:52 – 0:17:53] Adam: These used to be in the laundry room.
[0:17:54 – 0:17:57] Adam: I’m pretty sure you helped me hang the new cabinets in the laundry room in the house.
[0:17:57 – 0:17:59] Adam: Then we took those and hung them out here the next day.
[0:17:59 – 0:18:01] ErikTSN: Freaking lasers, man.
[0:18:01 – 0:18:03] Adam: Man, that looks like it is dead straight back there.
[0:18:04 – 0:18:06] Adam: Anyways, it’s still stuffed to the gills with the…
[0:18:07 – 0:18:09] Adam: The art supplies keep coming.
[0:18:09 – 0:18:12] Adam: They’re pouring into the co-op this October.
[0:18:12 – 0:18:13] Adam: So we still have a pretty nice list here.
[0:18:14 – 0:18:20] ErikTSN: I’m always shocked at how much a cabinet can hold, knowing how many actual screws go into those things.
[0:18:20 – 0:18:20] ErikTSN: I know.
[0:18:21 – 0:18:21] Adam: It’s absurd.
[0:18:22 – 0:18:26] ErikTSN: There’s like four screws in that, and I’m going to put 400 pounds of china in it.
[0:18:26 – 0:18:31] Adam: I think I added a couple extra screws knowing what this cabinet was going to be asked to do.
[0:18:31 – 0:18:33] ErikTSN: It’s all malort.
[0:18:33 – 0:18:36] ErikTSN: And rock lamps right on top of it.
[0:18:36 – 0:18:38] Adam: Yeah, and full moose skulls.
[0:18:39 – 0:18:42] Adam: This is a 2021 gold winner.
[0:18:43 – 0:18:44] Adam: Gold winner of what?
[0:18:45 – 0:18:47] Adam: The Beer Festival of America?
[0:18:47 – 0:18:48] Adam: Yeah.
[0:18:48 – 0:18:53] Adam: The Great American Beer Festival gold medal winner for Juicy or Hazy India Pale Ale.
[0:18:54 – 0:18:57] Adam: Tour Bus Double Dry Hopped Hazy with Citra Mosaic.
[0:18:59 – 0:19:00] Adam: Mmm.
[0:19:01 – 0:19:02] Adam: It’s got a skeleton on there, too.
[0:19:02 – 0:19:05] Adam: This is a pretty spooky deadhead IPA.
[0:19:05 – 0:19:05] Adam: Yeah.
[0:19:06 – 0:19:07] ErikTSN: It’s very appropriate.
[0:19:08 – 0:19:10] Adam: I wonder if this is like a special edition can or something.
[0:19:11 – 0:19:14] Adam: It’s indicating that this is a special edition in some way.
[0:19:14 – 0:19:16] Adam: This is a deadhead series of the tour bus.
[0:19:16 – 0:19:19] ErikTSN: Oh, we just opened a limited edition can?
[0:19:19 – 0:19:19] ErikTSN: It’s not mint anymore?
[0:19:19 – 0:19:20] SPEAKER_00: We should save that.
[0:19:21 – 0:19:45] ErikTSN: man thank you illinois it’s pretty good i will give them full credit it’s pretty good from uh what is it normal is that the name of the town yeah normal illinois nothing normal about that well i like it it’s very good black can too with black uh black top very nice yeah the black top you don’t see that very often it’s usually uh reserved for the cider the cider boys
[0:19:47 – 0:20:11] Adam: um do you know do you know like what questions you’re gonna ask tonight already are you keeping it fluid do you think i know where i’m probably gonna start with but uh yeah you’ve got a pretty good idea yeah i think i have been thinking about a lot this morning as far as like which i have a pretty good assortment of questions left
[0:20:12 – 0:20:15] Adam: And I have been listening to the old trivia series as well.
[0:20:16 – 0:20:24] Adam: So I’m trying to, you know, make sure I’m always asking fair questions, but that it’s decent variety too.
[0:20:26 – 0:20:32] Adam: And, yeah, I’m up one to nothing right now in Homeshed Advantage Series 2 here.
[0:20:32 – 0:20:34] Adam: Season 2 of Homeshed Advantage?
[0:20:34 – 0:20:35] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[0:20:35 – 0:20:37] Adam: And I don’t know.
[0:20:38 – 0:20:47] Adam: It seems to me, listening back to the old series and knowing how it went last week, that these generally always somehow end up coming down to, like, two questions.
[0:20:48 – 0:20:50] Adam: Or, like, two responses one way or the other.
[0:20:51 – 0:20:52] Adam: Or somebody, like…
[0:20:53 – 0:21:04] Adam: I was just listening to the last one, and you were asking me on portages off of Knife Lake, and I somehow messed up Hanson and Henson.
[0:21:06 – 0:21:07] SPEAKER_00: What the hell is the other one over there?
[0:21:08 – 0:21:11] ErikTSN: Not the last one, but the last one from the first time we did it.
[0:21:11 – 0:21:20] Adam: I had one guess to go, and I was like, it’s either Esther or Henson in my head, and I got them mixed up, and I said Esther instead of Henson.
[0:21:21 – 0:21:27] Adam: I somehow wasted a ridiculous guess on Ashtick on that one, too, which you just shake your head when you listen back on these.
[0:21:27 – 0:21:29] Adam: You’re like, what the hell were you thinking?
[0:21:29 – 0:21:30] Adam: Ashtick.
[0:21:30 – 0:21:34] Adam: And sometimes you’re listening and you’re like, I remember clearly pulling that answer out of my ass and it was right.
[0:21:35 – 0:21:37] Adam: That’s just the way it goes, so…
[0:21:37 – 0:21:50] Adam: I think we’ve got it pretty dialed in on the format at this point and how to ask decent questions where you should get it, but it’s not easy to get these.
[0:21:51 – 0:21:51] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[0:21:51 – 0:22:00] ErikTSN: The other thing I was thinking of is for true, and I don’t know how this would really work, but to open it up to the listeners.
[0:22:00 – 0:22:00] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[0:22:01 – 0:22:07] ErikTSN: But I don’t know how we could disseminate that without seeing the answers.
[0:22:07 – 0:22:07] Adam: I know.
[0:22:07 – 0:22:13] Adam: Well, one question was suggested by Cheap Dancer, and it was the Franzia flavors.
[0:22:14 – 0:22:15] ErikTSN: Yeah, well, we did that one.
[0:22:15 – 0:22:15] Adam: We did it.
[0:22:15 – 0:22:17] ErikTSN: And I rechecked into it.
[0:22:17 – 0:22:19] ErikTSN: They’ve only introduced two more, and we already know what one of them is.
[0:22:20 – 0:22:20] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[0:22:21 – 0:22:25] ErikTSN: Margarita-flavored wine, and the other is spiked lemonade or whatever.
[0:22:25 – 0:22:26] Adam: Oh, really?
[0:22:26 – 0:22:27] Adam: Yeah, it’s hard lemonade.
[0:22:27 – 0:22:29] Adam: I still want to try the buttery Chardonnay.
[0:22:29 – 0:22:30] Adam: It’s been four years.
[0:22:30 – 0:22:31] Adam: Too buttery.
[0:22:31 – 0:22:32] ErikTSN: It’s been four years.
[0:22:33 – 0:22:34] ErikTSN: Too buttery for me.
[0:22:34 – 0:22:36] ErikTSN: Yeah, I don’t know.
[0:22:36 – 0:22:37] ErikTSN: Let’s get it.
[0:22:37 – 0:22:39] Adam: We need a trivia master, too.
[0:22:39 – 0:22:43] Adam: Honestly, we need Trevor to act as moderator.
[0:22:43 – 0:22:46] Adam: We need Trevor to become Trebek.
[0:22:46 – 0:22:46] ErikTSN: No.
[0:22:47 – 0:22:48] Adam: Trevor Beck.
[0:22:48 – 0:22:48] ErikTSN: No.
[0:22:49 – 0:22:49] ErikTSN: Trebek.
[0:22:50 – 0:23:12] Adam: trev beck we need trev beck to suit up and get in here uh and moderate this and also choose all the questions but somehow like we need to set up a third party account for trev beck to be able to get suggestions from the crowd because yeah i don’t know i think we know each other too well and also um
[0:23:14 – 0:23:15] Adam: Yeah, I don’t know.
[0:23:16 – 0:23:19] Adam: It’s hard to, I don’t know, feel like you’re actually picking fair questions.
[0:23:20 – 0:23:23] Adam: Even if you think it’s fair, it’s sometimes way more difficult than you think.
[0:23:24 – 0:23:28] Adam: And the ones I’m sure you’re going to get are the ones you seem to, like, take longer on.
[0:23:29 – 0:23:30] Adam: And then, you know, vice versa.
[0:23:30 – 0:23:33] Adam: You can give them, oh, this one’s pretty tough, and then they just get it right away.
[0:23:33 – 0:23:33] Adam: Yeah.
[0:23:34 – 0:23:34] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:23:34 – 0:23:39] Adam: I think half the fun of these is in making up the questions and thinking about it during the week.
[0:23:40 – 0:23:45] Adam: And then the other half of the fun is in recording it and seeing how it goes.
[0:23:45 – 0:23:46] Adam: I’m pretty sure, though, that…
[0:23:50 – 0:23:50] Adam: Now I’m not sure.
[0:23:51 – 0:23:51] Adam: Who’s asking who?
[0:23:51 – 0:23:52] Adam: This is the other thing.
[0:23:52 – 0:23:54] ErikTSN: I started last time.
[0:23:54 – 0:23:55] ErikTSN: I figured we’d just switch off.
[0:23:55 – 0:23:57] Adam: You started asking me questions.
[0:23:57 – 0:23:59] Adam: Yeah, because you started with the littles.
[0:24:00 – 0:24:00] Adam: The little lakes.
[0:24:01 – 0:24:02] Adam: So it goes 1-2, 1-2, and then 1-1-1.
[0:24:05 – 0:24:05] ErikTSN: I guess.
[0:24:05 – 0:24:05] ErikTSN: I don’t know.
[0:24:05 – 0:24:06] ErikTSN: We didn’t really do that last time.
[0:24:06 – 0:24:07] ErikTSN: We just went back and forth.
[0:24:08 – 0:24:08] ErikTSN: Did we?
[0:24:08 – 0:24:08] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[0:24:09 – 0:24:09] ErikTSN: I thought we did.
[0:24:10 – 0:24:18] ErikTSN: We talked about how if we were doing it like a true sports series, we would have gone 2-2 and then flipped back and forth.
[0:24:18 – 0:24:20] Adam: I think that’s what we… We just went back and forth.
[0:24:20 – 0:24:24] Adam: See, and then the old ones, we were like doing series like 2-2.
[0:24:24 – 0:24:24] Adam: Yeah.
[0:24:27 – 0:24:27] Adam: 2-1.
[0:24:27 – 0:24:29] Adam: No, it would have to be 2-2-1-1-1.
[0:24:29 – 0:24:30] Adam: Yeah.
[0:24:31 – 0:24:31] Adam: If needed.
[0:24:32 – 0:24:33] Adam: If needed, Eric.
[0:24:34 – 0:24:35] Adam: If you think you can do it.
[0:24:35 – 0:24:38] Adam: So, yeah, you gave me some questions to start.
[0:24:38 – 0:24:43] Adam: So this week I will be starting with two series, and I have a pretty good idea of the two questions I’m going to start with.
[0:24:45 – 0:24:50] Adam: I did want to go back and listen because I lost all my notes from the previous trivia series.
[0:24:50 – 0:24:55] Adam: I still wasn’t sure for sure what questions had been already asked.
[0:24:55 – 0:24:57] Adam: How does that work?
[0:24:57 – 0:25:04] Adam: And Adrian’s like, what about a question where you ask about Sigurd Olsson book titles?
[0:25:05 – 0:25:06] Adam: I was like, that sounds pretty good.
[0:25:06 – 0:25:07] Adam: Yeah, I mean, maybe.
[0:25:07 – 0:25:08] Adam: I did that.
[0:25:08 – 0:25:08] Adam: Yeah.
[0:25:08 – 0:25:11] Adam: And then I’m like, all right, I’m heading home.
[0:25:11 – 0:25:13] Adam: And I get in the truck and I just like hit play on the episode I was on.
[0:25:13 – 0:25:14] Adam: I think I got you on that one.
[0:25:14 – 0:25:15] Adam: I think this is the second one.
[0:25:15 – 0:25:15] Adam: Yeah.
[0:25:16 – 0:25:18] Adam: That was the second of those episodes, like 209.
[0:25:19 – 0:25:22] Adam: And I like literally hit play and it was like, yeah, you just start asking.
[0:25:22 – 0:25:25] Adam: Like, Sigurd Olsen has however many books.
[0:25:25 – 0:25:26] Adam: Like, can you name four titles?
[0:25:26 – 0:25:27] Adam: And I was just like, ugh.
[0:25:29 – 0:25:47] Adam: that’s tough singing wilderness uh i didn’t get any other one i don’t think i got maybe i got listening point because you like prompted me with a clue and i didn’t like get open horizons or any of the other ones no and uh yeah so i was like well i guess you can cross that one off the list yeah what about no no been done
[0:25:47 – 0:26:02] Adam: Then you get some ideas where you’re like, this is a good idea, and you try and go look for it, and you’re like, actually, the answer subset is inadequate or just not a good skew of responses or possible responses.
[0:26:02 – 0:26:10] Adam: So you always need to find something that has like 7 to 12 possible answers to get 4 being the winning answer.
[0:26:10 – 0:26:13] ErikTSN: Does that sound right?
[0:26:13 – 0:26:13] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[0:26:13 – 0:26:13] ErikTSN: Sounds great.
[0:26:14 – 0:26:17] ErikTSN: Yeah, I think that’s kind of where we’ve settled.
[0:26:18 – 0:26:33] ErikTSN: We’ve slowly been introducing slight changes to it with basically just doing it as straight-up trivia where you can pass, but eventually you have to come back to it.
[0:26:33 – 0:26:42] Adam: I think that’s allowed when, yeah, with the movie series of questions about a movie, you’re allowed to pass on those then because…
[0:26:43 – 0:26:52] Adam: it’s not, it’s definitely not the same as when you have like, there’s this many lakes that fit this parameter, like name four, then it’s just sort of like you’re on the clock going.
[0:26:52 – 0:26:52] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[0:26:53 – 0:26:55] Adam: Um, so yeah, we’ve done some of those.
[0:26:55 – 0:27:00] Adam: I have a new format, which I don’t know if I get to tonight or not.
[0:27:00 – 0:27:03] Adam: There’s, I have a question that’s completely new format.
[0:27:03 – 0:27:03] UNKNOWN: Um,
[0:27:04 – 0:27:06] Adam: Unlike anything we’ve ever done on Tumble Trivia.
[0:27:07 – 0:27:08] Adam: I’m excited to see how that goes.
[0:27:08 – 0:27:09] ErikTSN: I might also.
[0:27:10 – 0:27:10] ErikTSN: And…
[0:27:11 – 0:27:12] ErikTSN: I might also just introduce it tonight.
[0:27:12 – 0:27:14] ErikTSN: But it’s not that wildly different.
[0:27:14 – 0:27:16] ErikTSN: But I think we should just get into it.
[0:27:16 – 0:27:17] Adam: Do you want to get into it?
[0:27:18 – 0:27:18] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[0:27:18 – 0:27:19] ErikTSN: I mean, we’re almost already a half hour.
[0:27:19 – 0:27:20] ErikTSN: There you go.
[0:27:20 – 0:27:21] ErikTSN: We better get going.
[0:27:22 – 0:27:41] ErikTSN: all right there we go that’s the whole reason we’re here besides the uh the steel tour bus d-d-h-h-i-p-a-c-m-h all you beer heads out there know exactly what that acronym stands for
[0:27:44 – 0:27:46] Adam: I’m going to make sure I’m going to do the right couple here to start.
[0:27:47 – 0:27:49] Adam: So we are switching back to the 2-2.
[0:27:49 – 0:27:51] Adam: I’m going to give you 2 to start, yeah.
[0:27:51 – 0:27:52] ErikTSN: I preferred that.
[0:27:52 – 0:27:53] ErikTSN: I wish we would have done that last time.
[0:27:54 – 0:28:01] Adam: That last episode, I was down 0-2 and was on the ropes.
[0:28:01 – 0:28:03] Adam: It was looking bad.
[0:28:03 – 0:28:04] Adam: I’m like, how did I end up winning this?
[0:28:04 – 0:28:07] Adam: Because I was pretty sure I did take down that third one.
[0:28:08 – 0:28:11] Adam: Man, it all did just come down to a couple questions.
[0:28:11 – 0:28:12] Adam: I’m going to start you off with a portage one.
[0:28:12 – 0:28:13] Adam: You like portaging.
[0:28:14 – 0:28:15] Adam: Just like drinking a Malort.
[0:28:16 – 0:28:16] ErikTSN: Just like Malort.
[0:28:17 – 0:28:18] ErikTSN: We should probably do one.
[0:28:18 – 0:28:19] ErikTSN: Where’s that Malort?
[0:28:19 – 0:28:23] Adam: If you get this category, then we’re going to have to do one.
[0:28:23 – 0:28:23] ErikTSN: Fine.
[0:28:23 – 0:28:24] ErikTSN: Maybe we’ll split one.
[0:28:25 – 0:28:26] Adam: Yeah, we can split one.
[0:28:26 – 0:28:27] Adam: Only if I get it, though.
[0:28:27 – 0:28:30] Adam: If you get this category, we’re going to split them apart because it’s a portage one.
[0:28:31 – 0:28:31] Adam: Okay.
[0:28:31 – 0:28:32] Adam: I have a bit of a preamble.
[0:28:33 – 0:28:33] ErikTSN: Okay.
[0:28:33 – 0:28:34] Adam: Are you ready?
[0:28:34 – 0:28:35] Adam: Are you paying attention?
[0:28:35 – 0:28:36] Adam: I’m listening.
[0:28:36 – 0:28:36] Adam: All right.
[0:28:36 – 0:28:37] Adam: This is the beginning.
[0:28:37 – 0:28:44] Adam: I have a list of the 11 longest portages in the Boundary Waters or Quetico according to the website portagenorth.com.
[0:28:45 – 0:28:52] Adam: According to the article on there, quote, it should be noted that portage distance measurements are notoriously inconsistent.
[0:28:53 – 0:29:02] Adam: Part of this is because portage trails change so much due to downed trees, water levels, land ownership changes, and dozens of other factors.
[0:29:02 – 0:29:06] Adam: Part of it is because the methods by which they were measured have varied over time.
[0:29:07 – 0:29:15] Adam: Pick up any two canoe maps and the length of the portages will likely vary as well as where the landings are located and sometimes even where the trail itself goes.
[0:29:16 – 0:29:18] Adam: It’s all part of the mystery that is wilderness travel.
[0:29:19 – 0:29:24] Adam: However, that inconsistency makes ranking which partridges are the longest pretty difficult.
[0:29:25 – 0:29:30] Adam: Since I do not have GPS tracks of each of these trails for a perfectly accurate number…
[0:29:31 – 0:29:35] Adam: The best I could do is to gather as many data sources as I could and take an average.
[0:29:35 – 0:29:45] Adam: For BWCA portages, I have average data sets from Paddle Planner, BWCA.com, True North Maps, Voyager Maps, and blog.canoemap.com.
[0:29:47 – 0:29:49] Adam: Okay, and then we’ll hopefully get a decent number.
[0:29:49 – 0:29:50] Adam: That’s the end of that.
[0:29:51 – 0:29:54] Adam: I do have a disclaimer for you before I allow you to begin.
[0:29:54 – 0:29:56] Adam: I’m hopefully giving you a lot of time to think about this.
[0:29:57 – 0:29:59] ErikTSN: I’m not even 100% sure what the question is yet.
[0:30:00 – 0:30:09] Adam: Disclaimer, this list does not include the Grand Portage, which is not in the Boundary Waters or the Quetico Provincial Park.
[0:30:09 – 0:30:12] ErikTSN: Wasn’t really quite thinking about that one, but good.
[0:30:12 – 0:30:17] Adam: So I have a list of the 11 longest portages in the Boundary Waters and Quetico.
[0:30:17 – 0:30:17] Adam: Okay.
[0:30:17 – 0:30:18] Adam: Can you name four?
[0:30:19 – 0:30:23] ErikTSN: What’s the parameter for getting this question right?
[0:30:24 – 0:30:26] ErikTSN: Do I need to name both lakes?
[0:30:27 – 0:30:29] ErikTSN: Do I need to name the name of the portage?
[0:30:29 – 0:30:33] Adam: Generally, you will name both the lakes, but…
[0:30:33 – 0:30:35] ErikTSN: If it happens to have a name?
[0:30:35 – 0:30:35] Adam: Sure.
[0:30:36 – 0:30:37] Adam: If it has a name, then you can use the name.
[0:30:38 – 0:30:42] Adam: I’m going to be pretty loose as a goose as long as we are talking about the same portage.
[0:30:42 – 0:30:42] Adam: Sure.
[0:30:42 – 0:30:44] Adam: I will probably give it to you.
[0:30:45 – 0:30:45] ErikTSN: I’d have to imagine.
[0:30:46 – 0:30:48] Adam: I do have all the links in rottage here, which I won’t announce.
[0:30:48 – 0:30:50] ErikTSN: Well, I’m excited to hear what all 11 are.
[0:30:50 – 0:30:52] Adam: And this, again, was just based on this.
[0:30:52 – 0:30:53] Adam: This is the source, like…
[0:30:54 – 0:30:59] ErikTSN: I’m not saying that this is based on your opinion.
[0:30:59 – 0:31:01] ErikTSN: I’m happy that you have a source.
[0:31:01 – 0:31:04] ErikTSN: So that’s the way it should be done.
[0:31:05 – 0:31:11] ErikTSN: If you’re going to have something be somewhat subjective, at least it’s someone else’s subjectivity that we can blame.
[0:31:11 – 0:31:25] Adam: exactly so this is all on um portagenorth.com this is the glory or the blame is all coming to you yeah all right so i think we understand it i have it uh yeah again the 11 longest portages by rodage
[0:31:26 – 0:31:32] ErikTSN: I want to know how close the one we did this spring is to number one because it has to be in the top level.
[0:31:32 – 0:31:35] Adam: Do you want me to tell you what position they’re in?
[0:31:35 – 0:31:38] ErikTSN: No, you don’t have to right away, but at the end we can go through.
[0:31:38 – 0:31:39] ErikTSN: You can just say yes or no.
[0:31:39 – 0:31:43] Adam: Well, I was going to give you the rodage and what spot it’s in.
[0:31:43 – 0:31:43] Adam: I don’t think it matters.
[0:31:43 – 0:31:44] Adam: If you get one, I’ll tell you.
[0:31:44 – 0:31:45] Adam: I guess it doesn’t really.
[0:31:45 – 0:31:46] Adam: It’s not going to affect whether.
[0:31:46 – 0:31:48] Adam: I’ll tell you as you guess them and then after the category is done.
[0:31:48 – 0:31:52] ErikTSN: I’m assuming the Trousers to Cache Lake portage has got to be on this list.
[0:31:52 – 0:31:52] ErikTSN: Ding.
[0:31:52 – 0:31:52] ErikTSN: Ding.
[0:31:53 – 0:31:53] ErikTSN: What is it?
[0:31:54 – 0:31:54] ErikTSN: Second longest.
[0:31:55 – 0:31:56] Adam: Is it listed in rods on this article?
[0:31:56 – 0:31:58] Adam: Yeah, it says 699.
[0:31:58 – 0:31:58] Adam: Wow.
[0:31:58 – 0:31:59] Adam: Okay.
[0:31:59 – 0:32:03] Adam: It seems light, but it is second longest, apparently, according to this list.
[0:32:03 – 0:32:04] Adam: Yeah.
[0:32:04 – 0:32:05] Adam: That’s one for you.
[0:32:05 – 0:32:07] Adam: I’m trying to mark these down tonight.
[0:32:10 – 0:32:10] ErikTSN: Okay.
[0:32:14 – 0:32:17] ErikTSN: Let’s do the one that I did in the middle of the night.
[0:32:18 – 0:32:19] ErikTSN: I don’t know.
[0:32:19 – 0:32:20] ErikTSN: This doesn’t start at a lake.
[0:32:20 – 0:32:21] ErikTSN: It starts in a parking lot.
[0:32:22 – 0:32:22] ErikTSN: Angleworm Portage.
[0:32:23 – 0:32:23] ErikTSN: Ding.
[0:32:24 – 0:32:25] Adam: Ding, ding, ding, ding.
[0:32:25 – 0:32:26] Adam: Angleworm.
[0:32:26 – 0:32:28] Adam: It just listed as Angleworm.
[0:32:28 – 0:32:30] Adam: The Angleworm Portage.
[0:32:30 – 0:32:30] Adam: 676.
[0:32:30 – 0:32:32] Adam: This is third place.
[0:32:32 – 0:32:32] ErikTSN: Third place.
[0:32:32 – 0:32:34] ErikTSN: What was the one, the Cache Lake one?
[0:32:36 – 0:32:38] Adam: You said, you did say Cache to Trousers.
[0:32:38 – 0:32:40] Adam: Cache to Trousers, yeah.
[0:32:40 – 0:32:41] Adam: That was second place at 699.
[0:32:41 – 0:32:42] Adam: Wow.
[0:32:43 – 0:32:46] ErikTSN: I’d like to get number one, but I don’t know if I can…
[0:32:46 – 0:32:49] Adam: I don’t know if you’re going to, honestly, but you might.
[0:32:50 – 0:32:51] Adam: I’ll say no more.
[0:32:51 – 0:32:52] Adam: I don’t think I’ve been as…
[0:32:53 – 0:32:54] Adam: I’ve listened to all the old episodes.
[0:32:54 – 0:32:58] Adam: I don’t think I’ve been as generous with giving hints as you have been.
[0:32:59 – 0:32:59] Adam: But I don’t know.
[0:32:59 – 0:33:03] Adam: Sometimes I’d rather see you get it without the hint.
[0:33:04 – 0:33:08] ErikTSN: Rose to Watap or Rove?
[0:33:09 – 0:33:09] ErikTSN: Is it Rove?
[0:33:10 – 0:33:10] ErikTSN: What the fuck?
[0:33:12 – 0:33:12] ErikTSN: It’s Rove.
[0:33:13 – 0:33:14] ErikTSN: Yeah, Rove is to Rove.
[0:33:14 – 0:33:16] Adam: It’s got to be at the top of 11.
[0:33:16 – 0:33:16] Adam: Correct.
[0:33:16 – 0:33:18] Adam: It’s the Long Portage.
[0:33:19 – 0:33:20] ErikTSN: The Long Portage.
[0:33:20 – 0:33:21] Adam: The mini Grand.
[0:33:21 – 0:33:22] Adam: Baby Grand.
[0:33:22 – 0:33:26] Adam: It’s listed as the Long Portage 610 that is in…
[0:33:28 – 0:33:29] Adam: Fifth place.
[0:33:29 – 0:33:30] Adam: Dang.
[0:33:31 – 0:33:31] Adam: Long portage.
[0:33:31 – 0:33:33] Adam: Could have had the top four, maybe.
[0:33:33 – 0:33:37] Adam: Fifth place at 610 is what it says.
[0:33:37 – 0:33:38] Adam: I’ve done that one once.
[0:33:39 – 0:33:40] Adam: I’ve never done the Angle Worm.
[0:33:41 – 0:33:43] Adam: I have done Trousers to Cash as a view.
[0:33:43 – 0:33:45] Adam: So you’ve done all three of these that you’ve guessed.
[0:33:45 – 0:33:45] ErikTSN: I have.
[0:33:45 – 0:33:48] ErikTSN: And then Zenith to Luginita has got to be on there.
[0:33:48 – 0:33:49] Adam: Absolutely.
[0:33:49 – 0:33:50] Adam: But it is 10th.
[0:33:50 – 0:33:50] ErikTSN: Oh.
[0:33:51 – 0:33:51] Adam: Wow.
[0:33:52 – 0:33:52] Adam: Dang.
[0:33:53 – 0:33:57] Adam: And I’m just marking that one down as Zenith Luginita.
[0:33:57 – 0:33:58] Adam: What is that for rods?
[0:33:58 – 0:34:02] Adam: It says 460, which I don’t remember.
[0:34:02 – 0:34:03] Adam: That one’s a while ago.
[0:34:03 – 0:34:04] ErikTSN: It felt a lot longer.
[0:34:04 – 0:34:07] Adam: That one was like pre-podcast when we did that one.
[0:34:07 – 0:34:08] ErikTSN: Yeah, unfortunately.
[0:34:08 – 0:34:14] Adam: I think that was maybe we hatched the plan for the podcast or started the gears moving on that portage maybe.
[0:34:14 – 0:34:19] Adam: Seeing as Lujanita, 460, and that is four dings, he’s a perfect shutout.
[0:34:19 – 0:34:23] Adam: This guy’s like the Dodgers pitching over here, rubbing cash cream all over his thinker.
[0:34:24 – 0:34:33] ErikTSN: The only reason I didn’t want to do the other portage out of Cache Lake is I can’t quite exactly remember what it goes down to.
[0:34:33 – 0:34:35] ErikTSN: Does it go to Ferguson, or does it go to a creek?
[0:34:41 – 0:34:57] Adam: i can tell you it is on here and it’s listed as cash to lindsey lake lindsey which is wow we’re getting flown over right now we are getting flown over hold on interesting i’m pulling up the flight tracker we gotta see who the hell is flying around up what the hell
[0:34:58 – 0:35:03] Adam: Minneapolis to Grammaray, private owner in a Pilatas PC-12.
[0:35:03 – 0:35:03] Adam: Wow.
[0:35:04 – 0:35:06] Adam: Should I give out the registration number?
[0:35:06 – 0:35:11] Adam: N37-1LL, you do not have permission to fly over the shed right now.
[0:35:11 – 0:35:12] Adam: Look them up.
[0:35:12 – 0:35:15] Adam: We’re going to report you to the FAA, you son of a bitch.
[0:35:17 – 0:35:18] Adam: Left 51 minutes ago.
[0:35:18 – 0:35:21] Adam: I think he’s going to arrive in less than 18 minutes.
[0:35:22 – 0:35:24] Adam: Don’t be flying over the shed during recording sessions.
[0:35:25 – 0:35:25] Adam: At night?
[0:35:25 – 0:35:27] Adam: Flying into Grand Marais Municipal at night?
[0:35:27 – 0:35:30] Adam: Some bigwigs coming in for MEA weekend.
[0:35:30 – 0:35:32] ErikTSN: Not a super nice night to be flying.
[0:35:32 – 0:35:33] ErikTSN: It’s not that bad.
[0:35:33 – 0:35:34] ErikTSN: It’s not windy.
[0:35:34 – 0:35:36] ErikTSN: It’s a nice Crips night.
[0:35:37 – 0:35:41] Adam: It’s a nice Crips night to be flying into Grand Marais International.
[0:35:41 – 0:35:42] Adam: That’s not number one.
[0:35:42 – 0:35:42] Adam: What?
[0:35:46 – 0:35:47] ErikTSN: The cash to Lindsay.
[0:35:47 – 0:35:50] Adam: No, so I’ve never really heard of this, but maybe you have.
[0:35:51 – 0:35:55] Adam: The number one… Anyways, cash to Lindsay was…
[0:35:55 – 0:35:56] Adam: Sorry.
[0:35:58 – 0:35:59] Adam: Where the hell is it?
[0:35:59 – 0:36:00] Adam: Cache to Lindsay’s 4th.
[0:36:00 – 0:36:03] Adam: It’s after Angleworm, listed at 644.
[0:36:04 – 0:36:13] Adam: I had it in parentheses that I would have accepted McKenzie if you had said Cache to McKenzie, even though we didn’t end up doing that one.
[0:36:13 – 0:36:19] Adam: Because Lindsay is basically like a bay of McKenzie.
[0:36:19 – 0:36:26] Adam: I mean, there is a little listed short portage from Lindsay to McKenzie, but I would gather that in high water you could paddle that.
[0:36:27 – 0:36:33] Adam: I don’t know if you could, but I was going to just say for the sake of this category that I would have accepted Mackenzie.
[0:36:33 – 0:36:36] ErikTSN: I was hoping I wasn’t going to have to get to that point.
[0:36:37 – 0:36:41] Adam: I could see it coming because there’s 11 on here, but I was like, I don’t know.
[0:36:41 – 0:36:44] Adam: He might want to guess that one, and I’m not going to say no to Mackenzie.
[0:36:44 – 0:36:48] Adam: It’s like a Carl situation where, yeah, it’s listed as his own lake.
[0:36:48 – 0:36:51] Adam: I would suspect you really don’t have to do that portage, though.
[0:36:52 – 0:37:14] ErikTSN: i’m trying to think of whatever i don’t even know what other ones would be on there like one of the death march portages like delaney to something i don’t know there’s nothing else named in here all right do you want me to go from the top or from the bottom with the rest of these well let’s end on the longest since it sounds okay uh 11th place was siegel to paulson oh yeah sure
[0:37:15 – 0:37:16] Adam: 455.
[0:37:17 – 0:37:19] Adam: Then we had a couple over in the Trout Lake unit here.
[0:37:19 – 0:37:25] ErikTSN: That was the other place that I was like, I know there’s some long ones over there, but I couldn’t even for the life of me be able to start.
[0:37:25 – 0:37:26] ErikTSN: You didn’t look.
[0:37:26 – 0:37:27] ErikTSN: I looked, but I was like.
[0:37:28 – 0:37:29] ErikTSN: Cummings to Buck.
[0:37:29 – 0:37:30] Adam: Yeah.
[0:37:30 – 0:37:31] Adam: 465.
[0:37:31 – 0:37:31] Adam: Yeah.
[0:37:32 – 0:37:35] Adam: Duck to Big Moose.
[0:37:35 – 0:37:35] Adam: 472.
[0:37:36 – 0:37:36] Adam: Gross.
[0:37:36 – 0:37:38] Adam: Big Rice to Hook.
[0:37:38 – 0:37:39] Adam: Is that also over there?
[0:37:39 – 0:37:40] Adam: Yeah.
[0:37:40 – 0:37:41] Adam: That whole section up there.
[0:37:41 – 0:37:42] Adam: Ridiculous.
[0:37:42 – 0:37:43] ErikTSN: It’s all just big portages.
[0:37:43 – 0:37:43] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[0:37:43 – 0:37:47] Adam: Yeah, Big Rice to Hook, 584.
[0:37:48 – 0:37:55] Adam: The Long Portage, Cummings to Big Moose, 623.
[0:37:56 – 0:38:00] Adam: Then that Cache to Lindsay slash McKenzie was in there.
[0:38:00 – 0:38:01] Adam: Then Angleworm.
[0:38:01 – 0:38:02] Adam: Then Trousers to Cache.
[0:38:03 – 0:38:06] Adam: Then finally, have you ever heard of the Four Mile Portage?
[0:38:07 – 0:38:08] ErikTSN: Oh, sure, yeah.
[0:38:08 – 0:38:10] ErikTSN: Which is apparently a winter trail.
[0:38:10 – 0:38:12] ErikTSN: I mean, it used to be a truck portage.
[0:38:12 – 0:38:15] Adam: Right, and apparently it’s known.
[0:38:15 – 0:38:18] Adam: I didn’t see a map where it was actually listed.
[0:38:18 – 0:38:19] Adam: Is it on this one?
[0:38:19 – 0:38:20] Adam: We did the longest.
[0:38:21 – 0:38:22] ErikTSN: We’ve done the longest Portage then.
[0:38:22 – 0:38:22] ErikTSN: That doesn’t count.
[0:38:23 – 0:38:24] ErikTSN: Nobody takes that anymore.
[0:38:24 – 0:38:27] Adam: Well, we’ve also done the real longest Portage, which is the Grand Portage.
[0:38:27 – 0:38:27] Adam: True.
[0:38:27 – 0:38:29] Adam: It doesn’t count for this category.
[0:38:29 – 0:38:29] Adam: But, yeah.
[0:38:30 – 0:38:35] ErikTSN: The four mile portage is like, nobody’s going down that like with a canoe and pack on their shoulder.
[0:38:35 – 0:38:38] ErikTSN: There’s apparently thousands of different ways to get around that.
[0:38:38 – 0:38:47] Adam: According to this article and list that some like outfitters slash camps like use that as like a training mission for their staff.
[0:38:47 – 0:38:49] Adam: Like you got to go do the four mile portage.
[0:38:49 – 0:38:52] Adam: It’s like the new Stephen King adaptation, the long walk.
[0:38:53 – 0:38:53] Adam: It’s just like that.
[0:38:53 – 0:39:02] ErikTSN: Yeah, Mark Hamill’s sitting there in a Jeep with an AK-47 waiting to drop whoever gets too tired to keep going.
[0:39:03 – 0:39:04] Adam: You better not stop.
[0:39:05 – 0:39:06] Adam: Is it on here?
[0:39:07 – 0:39:08] ErikTSN: I mean, I don’t even know if it is on there, really.
[0:39:08 – 0:39:10] Adam: Yeah, it is, because it’s this one.
[0:39:10 – 0:39:13] Adam: So it goes from through these two.
[0:39:13 – 0:39:14] Adam: What are these two lakes?
[0:39:14 – 0:39:14] Adam: I can’t read that.
[0:39:15 – 0:39:15] ErikTSN: Ella Hall.
[0:39:16 – 0:39:17] Adam: Ella Hall and.
[0:39:17 – 0:39:17] Adam: Muskie.
[0:39:18 – 0:39:19] Adam: And then it goes between those.
[0:39:19 – 0:39:21] Adam: And like on Paddle Planner, it just stops there.
[0:39:21 – 0:39:24] Adam: But there is on this map, it does keep showing it go all the way up here to this.
[0:39:24 – 0:39:26] Adam: It goes all the way up to Hoist Bay.
[0:39:26 – 0:39:27] Adam: Hoist Bay.
[0:39:27 – 0:39:27] Adam: Yeah.
[0:39:28 – 0:39:28] Adam: So.
[0:39:28 – 0:39:32] ErikTSN: Used to be literally just like little like S10 pickup trucks.
[0:39:32 – 0:39:32] ErikTSN: Honestly.
[0:39:32 – 0:39:34] ErikTSN: With roof racks on them.
[0:39:34 – 0:39:38] ErikTSN: Are there any that you were shocked weren’t on here that you were thinking of?
[0:39:38 – 0:39:38] ErikTSN: Weren’t?
[0:39:39 – 0:39:42] ErikTSN: Right when you said it, for whatever reason, the Basswood Falls Portage just came to mind.
[0:39:42 – 0:39:43] ErikTSN: That’s one that always comes to my mind.
[0:39:44 – 0:39:46] ErikTSN: Because it feels so long, but I think it’s only like a mile.
[0:39:47 – 0:39:50] Adam: We were in Chris Marr mode, and it was like 12,000 meters or something.
[0:39:51 – 0:39:51] Adam: Yeah.
[0:39:51 – 0:39:55] Adam: So it sounded like a lot, but in reality, compared to some of these other ones, it really isn’t.
[0:39:56 – 0:39:56] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[0:39:57 – 0:40:00] ErikTSN: If we would have done that trip this spring, I probably would have…
[0:40:02 – 0:40:07] ErikTSN: Been only like for sure getting like three of those.
[0:40:08 – 0:40:16] ErikTSN: And I would have known that those portages existed up there, but I wouldn’t have been able to off the top of my head been able to like say like, yeah, it’s cash to this lake.
[0:40:17 – 0:40:23] ErikTSN: I knew cash was at the heart of it, but, like, if we wouldn’t have taken that trip, I think it would have been a much more challenging category, I think, for me.
[0:40:24 – 0:40:30] Adam: Because, like, this whole… Like, we’re four of them are in a section of the park that we’ve barely even dipped a toe.
[0:40:30 – 0:40:36] Adam: And we were talking at one point on our trip over to Crabb of, like, maybe we’d get up to Cummings and go to Buck.
[0:40:37 – 0:40:37] Adam: Yeah.
[0:40:37 – 0:40:37] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:40:38 – 0:40:41] Adam: But that’s not how it ended up working out, obviously.
[0:40:41 – 0:40:44] Adam: So we didn’t really even get up into the middle of that section.
[0:40:44 – 0:40:44] Adam: Yeah.
[0:40:45 – 0:40:48] Adam: But we were on that trip, and we were looking at that map quite hard.
[0:40:51 – 0:40:54] Adam: I think when you and I look at a map, it’s not just looking at it in the moment.
[0:40:54 – 0:40:57] Adam: I think that thing is burning itself into our minds when you look at the map.
[0:40:58 – 0:41:00] Adam: You and I look at maps in kind of the same way, I believe.
[0:41:01 – 0:41:04] Adam: It’s not just thinking about it or thinking about what we might do that day.
[0:41:05 – 0:41:06] Adam: It’s like memorizing it somehow.
[0:41:07 – 0:41:09] Adam: I think we’re both very good visual learners that way.
[0:41:09 – 0:41:12] Adam: That’s why I like these map questions.
[0:41:13 – 0:41:15] ErikTSN: A borderline photographic memory when it comes to maps.
[0:41:15 – 0:41:17] ErikTSN: Not a lot of other things, but when it comes to maps.
[0:41:18 – 0:41:19] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[0:41:20 – 0:41:22] Adam: I think we both have a real good sense of direction.
[0:41:22 – 0:41:23] ErikTSN: A little retina burn.
[0:41:23 – 0:41:25] ErikTSN: Well, we’ve got more iron in our noses.
[0:41:25 – 0:41:26] ErikTSN: Is that what it is?
[0:41:26 – 0:41:27] Adam: Because we’re men.
[0:41:28 – 0:41:28] Adam: Men.
[0:41:29 – 0:41:29] Adam: Yeah.
[0:41:29 – 0:41:30] Adam: We’re manly men.
[0:41:30 – 0:41:31] Adam: Yes.
[0:41:31 – 0:41:33] Adam: Strong sense of direction.
[0:41:33 – 0:41:33] Adam: Yeah.
[0:41:34 – 0:41:36] Adam: And moral compass.
[0:41:36 – 0:41:36] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[0:41:36 – 0:41:39] ErikTSN: It’s all about the moral compass that we have.
[0:41:39 – 0:41:39] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[0:41:41 – 0:41:42] Adam: All right, you’re up 1-0.
[0:41:42 – 0:41:45] Adam: This tour bus is tasting pretty good.
[0:41:45 – 0:41:51] Adam: I got another question for you that is lure related.
[0:41:51 – 0:41:53] Adam: Okay, lure.
[0:41:54 – 0:41:55] Adam: Actually, this one’s learnament related.
[0:41:55 – 0:42:01] ErikTSN: And then I guess we have to probably do the half shot of Malort.
[0:42:01 – 0:42:03] Adam: Oh, we do have to do the half shot of Malort.
[0:42:03 – 0:42:03] Adam: Let me put this down.
[0:42:04 – 0:42:05] Adam: All right, we’re going to get it.
[0:42:05 – 0:42:06] ErikTSN: Oh, wow.
[0:42:06 – 0:42:07] ErikTSN: Dropping what he’s doing.
[0:42:07 – 0:42:08] ErikTSN: Nice.
[0:42:08 – 0:42:09] ErikTSN: I should not have said anything.
[0:42:11 – 0:42:11] Adam: He did make a promise.
[0:42:12 – 0:42:13] ErikTSN: Yeah, that was a promise.
[0:42:13 – 0:42:18] ErikTSN: And we always, as everybody on this show knows, we always keep our promises.
[0:42:18 – 0:42:19] ErikTSN: Have we ever let you down?
[0:42:20 – 0:42:22] Adam: Do you want to open up?
[0:42:22 – 0:42:25] Adam: Should we open up an old style for a shooter on this?
[0:42:25 – 0:42:30] ErikTSN: I don’t even want to know what the taste of Malort mixed with.
[0:42:30 – 0:42:31] Adam: You’re not supposed to mix it.
[0:42:31 – 0:42:32] Adam: I think you’re just supposed to.
[0:42:32 – 0:42:32] Adam: Chase.
[0:42:32 – 0:42:34] Adam: Wait, what’s the Chicago handshake?
[0:42:34 – 0:42:36] ErikTSN: That’s the old style.
[0:42:36 – 0:42:38] ErikTSN: What are you doing?
[0:42:38 – 0:42:39] Adam: I’m just making sure.
[0:42:39 – 0:42:43] Adam: We’re doing about a half of a shot split, or you want to split it halfway each.
[0:42:43 – 0:42:44] ErikTSN: I would kill that thing.
[0:42:45 – 0:42:47] Adam: All right, we’re doing a half shot of Millard each.
[0:42:47 – 0:42:48] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[0:42:49 – 0:42:50] Adam: For fairness.
[0:42:51 – 0:42:53] ErikTSN: Yeah, there’s a nice line on there to make sure we’re both.
[0:42:53 – 0:42:55] Adam: For a great question and a great answer.
[0:42:55 – 0:42:55] Adam: On the same page.
[0:42:55 – 0:42:57] Adam: Since Eric dominated and swept it.
[0:42:58 – 0:43:00] ErikTSN: You should just crack an old style.
[0:43:00 – 0:43:03] Adam: Crack an old style up in here just for safekeeping.
[0:43:03 – 0:43:04] ErikTSN: Just a little chaser.
[0:43:04 – 0:43:09] ErikTSN: A little Chicago slash liver hug.
[0:43:09 – 0:43:11] Adam: There you go, Hans.
[0:43:11 – 0:43:12] Adam: Hug the liver.
[0:43:12 – 0:43:13] Adam: There you go, Dave.
[0:43:14 – 0:43:16] ErikTSN: Thank you from Illinois.
[0:43:16 – 0:43:19] ErikTSN: I do love that these little shot glasses look like they were picked up from a Savers, too.
[0:43:19 – 0:43:20] ErikTSN: They’re dusty.
[0:43:21 – 0:43:22] ErikTSN: Perfect.
[0:43:22 – 0:43:23] Adam: All right, go fast.
[0:43:28 – 0:43:29] ErikTSN: This tastes like licorice.
[0:43:30 – 0:43:31] ErikTSN: Yeah, I don’t know what the problem is.
[0:43:31 – 0:43:34] ErikTSN: This is just like not as it’s not not sweet.
[0:43:34 – 0:43:36] Adam: Yeah, you’re just keeps getting more bitter, though.
[0:43:37 – 0:43:38] Adam: Glad I got that old style down there.
[0:43:38 – 0:43:40] Adam: Yeah, I don’t know.
[0:43:40 – 0:43:41] ErikTSN: That’s pretty rough.
[0:43:41 – 0:43:43] ErikTSN: Chicago handshake, not a Chicago hug.
[0:43:43 – 0:43:45] Adam: That’s a Chicago handshake all day.
[0:43:47 – 0:43:48] Adam: We’re there.
[0:43:48 – 0:43:49] Adam: We’re there, champ.
[0:43:50 – 0:43:51] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:43:51 – 0:43:53] Adam: I can see where it’s going with this.
[0:43:53 – 0:43:53] Adam: I like it.
[0:43:54 – 0:43:55] Adam: Yeah, I do too, actually.
[0:43:55 – 0:43:56] Adam: It’s like a long portage.
[0:43:56 – 0:43:57] Adam: Yeah.
[0:43:57 – 0:43:58] Adam: I’m satisfied.
[0:43:58 – 0:44:00] Adam: Kind of feel the burn a little bit after.
[0:44:00 – 0:44:01] Adam: The taste kind of hangs with you.
[0:44:01 – 0:44:04] Adam: All right, I’m noting the malort at the end of this one.
[0:44:05 – 0:44:07] Adam: I think I spelled that wrong, but we’ll know what it meant.
[0:44:08 – 0:44:09] Adam: Malort shot achieved.
[0:44:10 – 0:44:12] ErikTSN: Yeah, just some Chicago hugs.
[0:44:13 – 0:44:13] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[0:44:13 – 0:44:17] ErikTSN: I think they should change the name of that shot.
[0:44:17 – 0:44:18] ErikTSN: Chicago hugs.
[0:44:18 – 0:44:19] ErikTSN: It’s not a Chicago handshake.
[0:44:19 – 0:44:20] ErikTSN: It’s Chicago hug.
[0:44:20 – 0:44:21] Adam: Well, it’s probably the episode title.
[0:44:22 – 0:44:23] SPEAKER_00: Chi-town hugs.
[0:44:23 – 0:44:24] SPEAKER_00: Chi-town huggers.
[0:44:26 – 0:44:26] SPEAKER_00: Chi-Town Huggers.
[0:44:28 – 0:44:31] Adam: Well, who knows where this episode is going to go at this point.
[0:44:31 – 0:44:31] Adam: At this point.
[0:44:32 – 0:44:34] Adam: It is a work night, but it’s only 9 o’clock.
[0:44:35 – 0:44:36] ErikTSN: Things are getting greasy.
[0:44:36 – 0:44:36] Adam: All right.
[0:44:36 – 0:44:41] Adam: This is a learn-a-ment question coming at you from this year’s learn-a-ment.
[0:44:41 – 0:44:42] Adam: I should have reviewed my learn-a-ment.
[0:44:43 – 0:44:47] Adam: Can you name four of the Elite Eight teams from this year’s learn-a-ment?
[0:44:48 – 0:44:48] Adam: Go.
[0:44:49 – 0:44:53] ErikTSN: The X-Rap, the Jig, and Curly Tail, because I know that was the finals.
[0:44:53 – 0:44:53] ErikTSN: Ding, ding, ding.
[0:44:58 – 0:45:20] ErikTSN: i thought you were going no no god no now i have to do some thinking um was that the finals that was that was the final that was the finals i actually took the learnament board was sitting over there so i took it and i turned it upside down and i put it in gordy’s boat so you couldn’t see it the is the whopper plopper of uh elite eight team
[0:45:22 – 0:45:46] ErikTSN: damn no one has had a lot of uh it’s just so so talked about during that tournament sure was oh i don’t know and honestly i meant to go look at the sweet 16 but i uh you were here you’re in the shed first so i can pull it out it was maybe one round off right so i don’t have the sweet 16 in front of me right now like the stick of dynamite only won one round yeah
[0:45:47 – 0:45:49] ErikTSN: There was a lot of Rappalas they got through.
[0:45:49 – 0:45:51] Adam: There was a lot of Rappalas.
[0:45:51 – 0:45:51] ErikTSN: Husky Jerk?
[0:45:53 – 0:45:54] Adam: Ding.
[0:45:54 – 0:45:57] Adam: Husky Jerk was definitely through.
[0:45:57 – 0:45:58] Adam: That’s three.
[0:45:59 – 0:46:01] Adam: You’re up three to one right now.
[0:46:01 – 0:46:02] Adam: Man.
[0:46:03 – 0:46:03] Adam: What was yours?
[0:46:04 – 0:46:05] Adam: You went Whopper Plopper.
[0:46:05 – 0:46:06] Adam: I got to get this written down here.
[0:46:06 – 0:46:08] Adam: Whopper Plopper was the X.
[0:46:08 – 0:46:10] ErikTSN: Swinging a miss on Whopper Plopper.
[0:46:10 – 0:46:11] Adam: All right, so you got three.
[0:46:11 – 0:46:13] Adam: You still got four options out there on the table.
[0:46:15 – 0:46:15] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[0:46:16 – 0:46:20] Adam: And I’m pretty sure you’re, well, I don’t know.
[0:46:20 – 0:46:24] Adam: Again, I don’t have the bracket in front of me, so I’ll reserve further comment.
[0:46:24 – 0:46:25] ErikTSN: It’s in the shed, though, isn’t it?
[0:46:25 – 0:46:26] ErikTSN: It is in here.
[0:46:26 – 0:46:26] Adam: That’s right.
[0:46:26 – 0:46:29] Adam: We can check it as soon as we finish the category.
[0:46:29 – 0:46:30] Adam: I’ll go grab it out of the canoe.
[0:46:30 – 0:46:30] ErikTSN: Good.
[0:46:31 – 0:46:33] Adam: But I only have the Elite Eight written down.
[0:46:36 – 0:46:36] ErikTSN: Boy.
[0:46:38 – 0:46:44] ErikTSN: I don’t want to go for another Rapala, even though I know that there’s probably two more.
[0:46:45 – 0:46:46] ErikTSN: One or two more.
[0:46:47 – 0:46:49] Adam: There’s still two more Rapalas.
[0:46:49 – 0:46:50] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[0:46:50 – 0:46:52] Adam: But I also think that they’re…
[0:46:52 – 0:46:54] Adam: There, I gave you a nice, generous hint.
[0:46:55 – 0:46:56] Adam: But I also don’t know if I…
[0:46:57 – 0:46:59] Adam: There’s so many Rapalas in the tournament, that might not be helpful.
[0:46:59 – 0:47:00] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:47:00 – 0:47:00] Adam: Yeah.
[0:47:00 – 0:47:00] Adam: Yeah.
[0:47:03 – 0:47:26] Adam: uh they’re like the did the original just the original rapala make it into the elite eight ding there you go og floating rapala the og og floating rapala i believe it was a final four team oh wow uh so what was the other rap uh we had a shad rap shad rap there you go and then the other two was it a meps of some sort
[0:47:26 – 0:47:28] Adam: No, no maps made it that far.
[0:47:28 – 0:47:31] Adam: We had… Don’t tell me.
[0:47:31 – 0:47:33] Adam: Let me take one or two more guesses to see if I can get…
[0:47:33 – 0:47:35] ErikTSN: There’s only two more, right?
[0:47:36 – 0:47:37] ErikTSN: Or four more.
[0:47:37 – 0:47:41] Adam: No, there’s only… No, you got three to go that you haven’t got.
[0:47:41 – 0:47:42] ErikTSN: I got three.
[0:47:42 – 0:47:42] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[0:47:42 – 0:47:43] ErikTSN: Right.
[0:47:44 – 0:47:45] ErikTSN: Yeah, I don’t know.
[0:47:45 – 0:47:46] ErikTSN: We don’t need to belabor the point.
[0:47:46 – 0:47:46] ErikTSN: Where are they?
[0:47:47 – 0:47:48] Adam: There’s some spoons.
[0:47:48 – 0:47:49] Adam: You’re missing some spoons.
[0:47:49 – 0:47:50] Adam: Oh, some little Cleos.
[0:47:50 – 0:47:51] Adam: There we go.
[0:47:51 – 0:47:52] Adam: Cyclopses.
[0:47:52 – 0:47:53] Adam: No, Cyclopses made it.
[0:47:53 – 0:47:54] Adam: Little Cleo, though.
[0:47:54 – 0:47:56] Adam: Definitely little Cleo was in the Final Four.
[0:47:58 – 0:47:59] Adam: The Daredevil.
[0:48:00 – 0:48:01] ErikTSN: And the Daredevil.
[0:48:01 – 0:48:05] Adam: Which I was the only one out of here where I was like, when I look back, that was the one that surprised me.
[0:48:05 – 0:48:05] Adam: I was like, really?
[0:48:06 – 0:48:07] Adam: It was like a two seed.
[0:48:07 – 0:48:07] Adam: Yeah.
[0:48:08 – 0:48:14] Adam: It went up against the jig curly tail combo, honestly, at one point in the Elite Eight.
[0:48:14 – 0:48:15] Adam: I think it got taken up by the jig.
[0:48:18 – 0:48:18] Adam: What else are we missing?
[0:48:18 – 0:48:20] Adam: Oh, here’s the other route.
[0:48:20 – 0:48:23] Adam: This one was the highest seed that made it that far.
[0:48:23 – 0:48:24] Adam: It was the rat L trap.
[0:48:24 – 0:48:25] Adam: Remember that one?
[0:48:26 – 0:48:30] Adam: I don’t know why the tumble homies went crazy for the rat L trap.
[0:48:31 – 0:48:38] Adam: And I did say I was going to go like cast one off the lighthouse at one point, but I never did do that because there’s too many tourists out there.
[0:48:38 – 0:48:39] Adam: I don’t want to hook a tourist.
[0:48:39 – 0:48:42] ErikTSN: You don’t want anybody laughing at your rattle trap either.
[0:48:42 – 0:48:48] Adam: No, and also if you actually caught something, I don’t have a net on a 15-foot pole.
[0:48:48 – 0:48:52] Adam: How do you land a fish off the… That just seems like a headache all around.
[0:48:52 – 0:48:54] ErikTSN: Well, yeah, especially when there’s 40 tourists down there.
[0:48:54 – 0:48:58] ErikTSN: You don’t want to be like that guy who’s down at the end of the Florida pier fishing and you actually catch a fish.
[0:48:59 – 0:49:01] ErikTSN: Everybody’s like, look, hun, he’s catching a fish.
[0:49:01 – 0:49:02] ErikTSN: It’s not so much that.
[0:49:02 – 0:49:07] Adam: It’s just that you’re going to literally be asked like 15 times in 15 minutes, like, hey, how are they biting?
[0:49:08 – 0:49:08] Adam: Anything?
[0:49:09 – 0:49:09] SPEAKER_00: Any luck so far?
[0:49:10 – 0:49:12] Adam: Yeah, no, I’ve been fishing for five years out here.
[0:49:12 – 0:49:13] ErikTSN: I’ve never caught anything.
[0:49:14 – 0:49:21] Adam: No, because, I don’t know, if anybody actually listened or watched the wave stations, but I would occasionally run into people like, how are they biting us?
[0:49:21 – 0:49:23] Adam: Like, I haven’t caught anything all year.
[0:49:24 – 0:49:26] Adam: I haven’t had one bite in 90 years.
[0:49:28 – 0:49:29] SPEAKER_00: How old are you?
[0:49:29 – 0:49:30] SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it’s been nine years.
[0:49:31 – 0:49:32] Adam: It’s only been two years.
[0:49:33 – 0:49:33] Adam: All right.
[0:49:33 – 0:49:35] Adam: Well, you’re up to nothing.
[0:49:35 – 0:49:36] Adam: That’s pretty good.
[0:49:36 – 0:49:36] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:49:37 – 0:49:39] Adam: I’m not going to go grab the thing to find out if the Whopper Popper’s on there.
[0:49:40 – 0:49:40] Adam: No, that’s all right.
[0:49:40 – 0:49:42] Adam: I’m all messed up in my lort now.
[0:49:42 – 0:49:43] Adam: I can’t be walking around the shed.
[0:49:45 – 0:49:46] Adam: Well, I don’t know.
[0:49:46 – 0:49:47] Adam: That’s a pretty good start.
[0:49:49 – 0:49:53] Adam: I figured you’d probably have a good chance of those two categories, but I did feel like those were fair enough.
[0:49:53 – 0:49:55] Adam: You never know what’s going to trip somebody up.
[0:49:56 – 0:49:56] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[0:49:58 – 0:50:02] ErikTSN: It’s all about the memes, the whopper plopper, and the stick of dynamite.
[0:50:03 – 0:50:04] ErikTSN: Both official.
[0:50:06 – 0:50:08] ErikTSN: Sweet 16 teams.
[0:50:09 – 0:50:10] ErikTSN: Sweet 16 teams.
[0:50:13 – 0:50:18] Adam: Yeah, I thought about making it so you’d have the full sweet 16 get four.
[0:50:19 – 0:50:20] Adam: That might even make it harder.
[0:50:20 – 0:50:21] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:50:21 – 0:50:27] Adam: But yeah, like I said, you beat me into the shed so I couldn’t pull it out of the boat to look at that, add it to my notes.
[0:50:27 – 0:50:29] Adam: And I thought it might be fair.
[0:50:29 – 0:50:35] ErikTSN: Sometimes having more options can make it a little bit more challenging just in your mind.
[0:50:35 – 0:50:35] Adam: It does.
[0:50:36 – 0:50:36] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:50:36 – 0:50:42] Adam: I’ve definitely been in the spot where you get fixated on something and it makes it harder to think big picture.
[0:50:43 – 0:50:46] Adam: But yeah, I don’t know.
[0:50:46 – 0:50:51] Adam: I was listening back and you had a question about the previous two Tumble tournaments.
[0:50:51 – 0:50:54] Adam: Both the Elite 8s for both tournaments were options on the table.
[0:50:54 – 0:50:55] Adam: So I was like, I don’t know.
[0:50:55 – 0:50:56] Adam: Is 8 enough?
[0:50:57 – 0:51:00] Adam: It’s eight enough options, but I’m just going to think there’s four Apollos in here.
[0:51:01 – 0:51:06] Adam: If you don’t get it, then, you know, that was like this year, too.
[0:51:06 – 0:51:06] Adam: Like, come on.
[0:51:07 – 0:51:08] Adam: You’re going to get it.
[0:51:08 – 0:51:08] Adam: He did.
[0:51:09 – 0:51:09] Adam: He did.
[0:51:09 – 0:51:15] Adam: Only went one X on a glorious swing of the Whopper Plopper out to the lily pad.
[0:51:16 – 0:51:18] Adam: And that wasn’t that far off.
[0:51:18 – 0:51:22] Adam: And it did get beat pretty bad by the Shad Wrap, though, in the Sweet Sixteen.
[0:51:24 – 0:51:25] Adam: As it should have.
[0:51:25 – 0:51:27] ErikTSN: As it should have, yeah.
[0:51:29 – 0:51:37] ErikTSN: I think I front-loaded the whole battle here with boundary water-specific questions.
[0:51:38 – 0:51:41] Adam: I’m not sure you’re going to come in with some high heat right away.
[0:51:42 – 0:51:43] ErikTSN: I mean, it depends.
[0:51:43 – 0:51:43] ErikTSN: I have no idea.
[0:51:45 – 0:51:48] ErikTSN: I’ve got a pretty good scouting report, but I don’t know.
[0:51:48 – 0:51:50] ErikTSN: You never know what kind of research.
[0:51:50 – 0:51:53] Adam: I love that Chase pitches up in my eyeballs like Bryce Terang.
[0:51:54 – 0:51:54] UNKNOWN: Yeah.
[0:51:55 – 0:51:59] ErikTSN: You don’t know what the other team is, you know, in terms of scouting.
[0:51:59 – 0:52:00] ErikTSN: It’s always changing.
[0:52:01 – 0:52:02] ErikTSN: It’s amorphous.
[0:52:02 – 0:52:02] ErikTSN: It’s a blob.
[0:52:02 – 0:52:04] ErikTSN: You can never really hold it.
[0:52:05 – 0:52:05] ErikTSN: That’s true.
[0:52:05 – 0:52:07] Adam: You have to self-scout.
[0:52:07 – 0:52:07] Adam: Yeah.
[0:52:07 – 0:52:14] ErikTSN: But I’ve got, what’s the pitcher, the L.A. Dodgers pitcher that he sends the signals in instead of taking them?
[0:52:15 – 0:52:15] ErikTSN: Snell.
[0:52:16 – 0:52:17] ErikTSN: He’s like, no, I’ve got the control.
[0:52:17 – 0:52:18] ErikTSN: He’s got the little button.
[0:52:18 – 0:52:19] ErikTSN: He’s got the button thing.
[0:52:19 – 0:52:20] Adam: Blake Snell.
[0:52:20 – 0:52:21] Adam: Mm-hmm.
[0:52:21 – 0:52:22] ErikTSN: He’s telling the catcher.
[0:52:22 – 0:52:26] Adam: Well, it’s working because he threw like a one-hit complete game shutout.
[0:52:26 – 0:52:27] Adam: Yeah.
[0:52:27 – 0:52:30] Adam: Or no, it was the next guy who had the complete game one-hit shutout.
[0:52:30 – 0:52:31] Adam: Yeah.
[0:52:32 – 0:52:34] Adam: Yeah, Blake Snell only went eight.
[0:52:34 – 0:52:39] ErikTSN: Yeah, he had one hit and then threw the guy out at second, so he was still facing the minimum amount of batters.
[0:52:39 – 0:52:43] ErikTSN: And the announcers literally would tell you every batter.
[0:52:43 – 0:52:46] ErikTSN: He’s faced the minimum number of batters.
[0:52:46 – 0:52:46] ErikTSN: No way.
[0:52:47 – 0:52:47] ErikTSN: No.
[0:52:48 – 0:52:49] ErikTSN: Talk about something else.
[0:52:50 – 0:52:51] Adam: They don’t have anything else to talk about.
[0:52:51 – 0:52:53] Adam: They’re expecting him to get some hits or something.
[0:52:55 – 0:52:56] Adam: There’s nothing to talk about.
[0:52:56 – 0:52:58] Adam: They’re on the same five pitches.
[0:52:58 – 0:52:59] Adam: He’s pushing the buttons.
[0:53:00 – 0:53:01] ErikTSN: Even the catcher doesn’t know what’s coming.
[0:53:01 – 0:53:02] ErikTSN: Nobody does.
[0:53:02 – 0:53:04] Adam: So the catcher has the little radio?
[0:53:04 – 0:53:05] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:53:05 – 0:53:05] ErikTSN: Yeah, I guess.
[0:53:05 – 0:53:07] ErikTSN: It’s up in his helmet or whatever.
[0:53:09 – 0:53:10] Adam: It’s in the cup.
[0:53:10 – 0:53:10] Adam: Fastball.
[0:53:11 – 0:53:14] Adam: It’s just a vibrating taint machine.
[0:53:14 – 0:53:16] ErikTSN: That’s a different kind of liquefied cash.
[0:53:17 – 0:53:19] ErikTSN: Yeah, I have no idea.
[0:53:19 – 0:53:25] ErikTSN: I could see this being a complete whiff, or I could also see this being right in the wheelhouse.
[0:53:25 – 0:53:25] ErikTSN: I don’t know.
[0:53:25 – 0:53:26] Adam: You know I’m a trivia master.
[0:53:26 – 0:53:31] Adam: I’m either going to knock this son of a bitch out of the park, or I’m going to swing out the high heat.
[0:53:31 – 0:53:31] Adam: Let’s bring it.
[0:53:31 – 0:53:36] ErikTSN: There’s 15 side effects for striathinsol.
[0:53:36 – 0:53:37] ErikTSN: Oh, my God.
[0:53:42 – 0:53:47] Adam: You’re going to have to be generous, I think, with the answers on this one.
[0:53:48 – 0:53:51] ErikTSN: I think I could be pretty generous.
[0:53:51 – 0:53:53] ErikTSN: Oh, my God.
[0:53:53 – 0:53:55] ErikTSN: I actually have the copied and pasted.
[0:53:56 – 0:54:07] ErikTSN: It’s S-T-R-Y-E-E-C-H-L-I-N-S-T-R-A-L. Striechlinstrahl.
[0:54:07 – 0:54:14] ErikTSN: To help you refinish a window pane on the beach to get back to living your best life.
[0:54:17 – 0:54:38] Adam: oh man i might not get one wow okay i might not get one on this one i mean when was the last time we listened to this i’m trying to like play it in my head right now i think the only thing that at least i know what it is well yeah yeah i thought the only thing that i think because it was talked about a couple of different times on the tumble it was it was brought up on the tumble on me trip
[0:54:38 – 0:54:42] ErikTSN: I feel like this topic actually got brought up at one point.
[0:54:42 – 0:54:46] ErikTSN: Towards the end of the trip, we were kind of all standing around the campfire, and a bunch of them got listed.
[0:54:47 – 0:54:47] Adam: Yes.
[0:54:48 – 0:54:49] Adam: No, this is true.
[0:54:50 – 0:54:54] ErikTSN: I thought I would throw a little bit of some hard cheese right away.
[0:54:54 – 0:54:55] ErikTSN: That’s hard cheese, man.
[0:54:55 – 0:54:56] ErikTSN: Because you did sweep me.
[0:54:57 – 0:54:58] ErikTSN: Didn’t get one wrong answer last week.
[0:54:58 – 0:55:00] ErikTSN: I had to at least challenge you a little bit.
[0:55:00 – 0:55:02] Adam: Oh, I’m going to get a couple X’s here for sure.
[0:55:02 – 0:55:04] Adam: I’m going to take a valiant effort at it, though.
[0:55:04 – 0:55:04] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[0:55:07 – 0:55:10] ErikTSN: Even if you don’t get any, I just can’t wait to read them all.
[0:55:10 – 0:55:12] Adam: Yeah, no, that’s the best part of it.
[0:55:12 – 0:55:19] Adam: Now I think this gets at the point of Dumble trivia is that you got to have, it’s got to be fun to go over the answers at the end.
[0:55:19 – 0:55:19] Adam: Yeah.
[0:55:19 – 0:55:22] Adam: It’s just got to, it’s a great way to like bring those things back up.
[0:55:24 – 0:55:30] Adam: Um, I want to say there’s something like loose tooth.
[0:55:31 – 0:55:31] Adam: Hmm.
[0:55:35 – 0:55:36] SPEAKER_00: Come on, boss.
[0:55:36 – 0:55:37] ErikTSN: There’s loose tooth.
[0:55:37 – 0:55:38] ErikTSN: I don’t know if I could…
[0:55:38 – 0:55:41] ErikTSN: If you want to make that an official guess, I don’t…
[0:55:41 – 0:55:42] ErikTSN: This will be as helpful as I can be.
[0:55:43 – 0:55:46] ErikTSN: If you want to make that an official guess, I don’t think I could give it to you.
[0:55:46 – 0:55:47] Adam: I don’t think that’s…
[0:55:48 – 0:55:49] Adam: I don’t think you can do that.
[0:55:49 – 0:55:50] Adam: I think it’s just an X then.
[0:55:50 – 0:55:50] Adam: Okay.
[0:55:51 – 0:55:54] Adam: Loose tooth is not an… No, no.
[0:55:54 – 0:55:54] Adam: Okay.
[0:55:55 – 0:55:56] ErikTSN: Teeth, I will say this as a hint.
[0:55:56 – 0:56:00] ErikTSN: Teeth, there is a side effect that does involve the teeth.
[0:56:00 – 0:56:01] ErikTSN: Yeah, I remember something with teeth.
[0:56:02 – 0:56:06] Adam: Now I’m going to have to just hammer away at teeth until I get it.
[0:56:06 – 0:56:08] ErikTSN: I don’t know, but also that could hang you up too much.
[0:56:08 – 0:56:09] Adam: I know.
[0:56:09 – 0:56:12] ErikTSN: I mean, it runs the gamut from the top of the head to the tip of the toes.
[0:56:14 – 0:56:15] Adam: Creamed eyeballs.
[0:56:16 – 0:56:17] ErikTSN: That’s a good guess.
[0:56:17 – 0:56:19] ErikTSN: It’s not on the list, no.
[0:56:19 – 0:56:19] ErikTSN: Damn it.
[0:56:22 – 0:56:22] ErikTSN: Um…
[0:56:24 – 0:56:29] ErikTSN: Think about, like, in terms of hints, like, otherwise known as.
[0:56:29 – 0:56:29] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[0:56:29 – 0:56:33] ErikTSN: There’s a lot of those little, like, names that they give the disease or the malady.
[0:56:34 – 0:56:34] ErikTSN: Yeah, yeah.
[0:56:34 – 0:56:39] ErikTSN: Like, you could get either what the malady is or the name.
[0:56:39 – 0:56:40] Adam: That’s true.
[0:56:40 – 0:56:42] Adam: But I thought they were, like, super weird, too.
[0:56:42 – 0:56:44] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[0:56:45 – 0:56:49] ErikTSN: I mean, there’s, like, two or three that I thought were, like, maybe kind of, like, for sures.
[0:56:50 – 0:57:16] Adam: boy yeah no nothing like that’s usually the case like usually and that’s almost worse like usually when you say the category right away you’re like okay i’ve got these two for sure it was like even the sigurd olsen books i was like well yeah i got two of them but i never really had a chance to get in four this one when he said it i was like oh i just immediately drew like a full blank of like nothing obvious came up i was like man i can picture them all what how many how many are there
[0:57:17 – 0:57:17] Adam: 15.
[0:57:17 – 0:57:20] Adam: 15 different melodies.
[0:57:20 – 0:57:21] Adam: 15 side effects.
[0:57:22 – 0:57:22] Adam: Oh, man.
[0:57:29 – 0:57:50] Adam: yeah i want to say like runner’s hoof no i mean you’re in the right ball i know i’m close but like you you know this is the sigurd olsen category all over again for me and i’m not having flashbacks yeah not the little uh i’m not seeing helicopters in the sky um was there anything close to runner’s hoof there probably is
[0:57:52 – 0:57:54] ErikTSN: No, nothing really close, no.
[0:57:55 – 0:58:01] ErikTSN: But, like, that same, like, there’s, like, four of them that are, like, in that vein of, like, we’re like, what?
[0:58:01 – 0:58:02] ErikTSN: What does that actually mean?
[0:58:02 – 0:58:03] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[0:58:03 – 0:58:05] ErikTSN: But then they do the also known as runner’s hoof.
[0:58:06 – 0:58:08] ErikTSN: Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about.
[0:58:09 – 0:58:10] Adam: How many do I have?
[0:58:10 – 0:58:11] Adam: Is that three X’s already?
[0:58:11 – 0:58:11] Adam: Yeah.
[0:58:12 – 0:58:14] Adam: Has anybody recorded what I said?
[0:58:14 – 0:58:16] Adam: I couldn’t even tell you what I’ve guessed at this point.
[0:58:16 – 0:58:17] Adam: We better write them down.
[0:58:17 – 0:58:18] ErikTSN: Runner’s hoof.
[0:58:19 – 0:58:20] ErikTSN: Something about a tooth?
[0:58:21 – 0:58:22] Adam: Runners who… What was the first one?
[0:58:22 – 0:58:23] Adam: Loose Tooths.
[0:58:23 – 0:58:23] Adam: Oh, yeah.
[0:58:23 – 0:58:24] Adam: Something about loose tooths.
[0:58:24 – 0:58:25] Adam: Loose Tooths.
[0:58:26 – 0:58:28] Adam: And nobody knows the other one.
[0:58:28 – 0:58:29] ErikTSN: I mean, this is hard.
[0:58:29 – 0:58:32] ErikTSN: Like, honestly, I started you with a pretty hard one here.
[0:58:34 – 0:58:35] Adam: Butcher’s Hack.
[0:58:35 – 0:58:36] ErikTSN: There it is.
[0:58:36 – 0:58:36] ErikTSN: All right.
[0:58:36 – 0:58:37] Adam: We got away.
[0:58:37 – 0:58:38] Adam: All right.
[0:58:38 – 0:58:40] Adam: See if you just stall along on a friend’s…
[0:58:41 – 0:58:41] ErikTSN: Butcher’s hack.
[0:58:42 – 0:58:44] ErikTSN: Otherwise known as coughing up bones.
[0:58:44 – 0:58:45] UNKNOWN: Okay.
[0:58:45 – 0:58:46] ErikTSN: Ding.
[0:58:46 – 0:58:47] ErikTSN: You got butcher’s hack.
[0:58:47 – 0:58:49] ErikTSN: That was the one I was like- I fought for one, baby.
[0:58:49 – 0:58:50] ErikTSN: For sure got to get butcher’s hack.
[0:58:51 – 0:58:52] Adam: Yeah, butcher’s hack.
[0:58:52 – 0:58:52] Adam: All right.
[0:58:53 – 0:58:55] Adam: Maybe that’ll jog my memory here.
[0:58:55 – 0:58:57] Adam: Maybe I should have another sip of this tour bus.
[0:58:57 – 0:59:01] ErikTSN: Crack open the Streit-Richthansal memory bank.
[0:59:01 – 0:59:03] Adam: Streit-Richthansal.
[0:59:03 – 0:59:06] ErikTSN: Maybe you should start taking this to crack open the- Yeah.
[0:59:08 – 0:59:31] Adam: butcher’s hack it’s definitely not runner’s hoof or loose tooth and there was one other one you guessed that i don’t even really remember that just quickly just it was so bad that everybody forgot about it immediately i guess i still want i’m still zeroed in on that i still i only have i only have i have three x’s mystery x i only get one more bad guess
[0:59:32 – 0:59:52] ErikTSN: um i am fixated by this tooth though it is i’ll give you another hint it’s the first side effect mentioned in the two minute ad okay yeah that’s probably why it’s like stuck in my craw yeah if it helps i don’t know if that’s helpful brain tooth no damn there’s brain involved though
[0:59:53 – 0:59:53] Adam: Yeah, all right.
[0:59:53 – 0:59:55] Adam: So I’m hovering around the correct answer.
[0:59:55 – 0:59:56] Adam: That’s an X.
[0:59:56 – 0:59:58] Adam: And you’re up 3-0 all of a sudden.
[0:59:58 – 0:59:59] Adam: This is not good.
[0:59:59 – 1:00:02] ErikTSN: So it’s sudden dissolving of the teeth.
[1:00:09 – 1:00:10] Adam: It’s sudden.
[1:00:10 – 1:00:11] Adam: Yeah.
[1:00:11 – 1:00:13] Adam: Sudden dissolving of the teeth.
[1:00:13 – 1:00:18] ErikTSN: Withering of the brain cortex.
[1:00:18 – 1:00:22] Adam: Aggressive clot worm clusters in the ear canal.
[1:00:22 – 1:00:23] ErikTSN: Didn’t think you would ever get that.
[1:00:23 – 1:00:24] Adam: No way I’m getting that one.
[1:00:24 – 1:00:25] Adam: That’s too many.
[1:00:25 – 1:00:28] Adam: Daytime night terrors, though?
[1:00:28 – 1:00:29] ErikTSN: I thought maybe.
[1:00:30 – 1:00:38] ErikTSN: The other one that I thought you were going to get, because this did get mentioned multiple times while on the Tumble Homie trip, was rapid snap coiling of the penis.
[1:00:39 – 1:00:39] Adam: Oh, of course.
[1:00:40 – 1:00:44] Adam: That one definitely was brought up multiple times at the island camp.
[1:00:44 – 1:01:10] ErikTSN: yep long long periods of organ failure otherwise known as corpse syndrome corpse syndrome that one i thought maybe you could have gotten that one i could have gotten uncontrollable homicidal urges foul smelling cauliflower shaped growths on the anus and face yes internal tissue liquefication testicular gigantism in men and women and women butcher’s hack butcher’s hack i
[1:01:11 – 1:01:12] ErikTSN: otherwise known as coughing up bones.
[1:01:13 – 1:01:14] ErikTSN: Coughing up bones?
[1:01:14 – 1:01:15] ErikTSN: Yes.
[1:01:16 – 1:01:18] ErikTSN: My favorite is loud cracking of the nipples.
[1:01:23 – 1:01:25] ErikTSN: No, I really missed it.
[1:01:25 – 1:01:27] ErikTSN: Early onset mortality.
[1:01:27 – 1:01:33] ErikTSN: Unexpected localized calcified growths, otherwise known as anus rib growth.
[1:01:34 – 1:01:41] ErikTSN: And then also the other one I thought maybe you could get because it’s the last one and pretty basic is just weak stream.
[1:01:41 – 1:01:42] ErikTSN: Weak stream.
[1:01:42 – 1:01:49] Adam: That’s like when they have a movie and they have a famous person in a minor role at the end and they’re like, and Bill Murray has weak stream.
[1:01:49 – 1:01:50] Adam: Yeah.
[1:01:51 – 1:01:56] Adam: Damn, well, I’m sorry Stryreek didn’t throw all spans.
[1:01:56 – 1:01:57] Adam: I really messed that up bad.
[1:01:57 – 1:02:02] Adam: That might be my worst category ever, other than the Sigurd Olsen one.
[1:02:02 – 1:02:05] ErikTSN: That was just fun to fully go through and get all of them down on paper.
[1:02:05 – 1:02:09] Adam: I’m just thrilled that I didn’t get shut out in the wrong way.
[1:02:09 – 1:02:12] ErikTSN: Yeah, you pulled Butcher’s hat out of my ass, dude.
[1:02:12 – 1:02:15] Adam: Out of your dissolved tooth ass.
[1:02:15 – 1:02:16] Adam: Oh, my God, dude.
[1:02:16 – 1:02:16] Adam: That was close.
[1:02:16 – 1:02:18] Adam: I got close on some of these, though.
[1:02:18 – 1:02:19] Adam: We’re going to have to wind the tape back, though.
[1:02:19 – 1:02:24] Adam: I think all four of my guesses were reasonably close to what it should have been like.
[1:02:24 – 1:02:25] ErikTSN: They were on brand.
[1:02:26 – 1:02:26] ErikTSN: You were in the vein.
[1:02:27 – 1:02:28] Adam: Yeah, I think so.
[1:02:28 – 1:02:28] Adam: All right.
[1:02:28 – 1:02:33] Adam: Well, a lot of pressure on here to get one right here.
[1:02:33 – 1:02:35] Adam: Otherwise, this is going to be a short show.
[1:02:35 – 1:02:35] Adam: We can’t have it.
[1:02:36 – 1:02:37] Adam: Well, we could.
[1:02:37 – 1:02:42] ErikTSN: I’ll probably throw something down the middle here in hopes to keep it.
[1:02:42 – 1:02:42] Adam: No way, man.
[1:02:42 – 1:02:45] Adam: Give me the Rokisaki splitter on the corner.
[1:02:45 – 1:02:46] ErikTSN: I don’t know.
[1:02:46 – 1:02:47] ErikTSN: I feel like this is…
[1:02:48 – 1:02:50] Adam: I’m going to have another of these tour bus before you give me this one, though.
[1:02:50 – 1:02:51] Adam: This is…
[1:02:53 – 1:02:54] Adam: All right, you give me one.
[1:02:55 – 1:02:55] Adam: Just give me a fair one.
[1:02:57 – 1:02:58] Adam: I can still hit, boss.
[1:02:58 – 1:03:05] ErikTSN: Yeah, there’s 36 listed works on this filmmaker’s Wikipedia page.
[1:03:05 – 1:03:06] ErikTSN: Okay.
[1:03:06 – 1:03:07] ErikTSN: You got to name four of them.
[1:03:08 – 1:03:28] ErikTSN: ken burns works yes ken burns give me 34 of ken burns’s 36 listed wikipedia film yeah i will get this one i think i mean we can call andrew right now on the lifeline and i’ll give them all four right on the three are pretty easy it’s like where do you want to go where do you want to go with the fourth one
[1:03:29 – 1:03:35] Adam: We’ve got to go with Civil War with Ashokan Farewell by Lance Unger.
[1:03:36 – 1:03:40] ErikTSN: If you want to really add some flair, you could go in chronological order.
[1:03:41 – 1:03:42] Adam: Boy, I don’t know.
[1:03:42 – 1:03:43] Adam: I think I’m already out of order then.
[1:03:44 – 1:03:45] Adam: Wasn’t baseball first?
[1:03:46 – 1:03:46] ErikTSN: Maybe.
[1:03:46 – 1:03:49] Adam: I think baseball was before Civil War.
[1:03:50 – 1:03:52] Adam: I think he got famous for baseball.
[1:03:53 – 1:03:54] Adam: We’ll go with baseball next.
[1:03:55 – 1:03:55] ErikTSN: That’s two.
[1:03:55 – 1:03:56] ErikTSN: Two out of two.
[1:03:57 – 1:03:59] Adam: Do you have them in order?
[1:03:59 – 1:04:00] ErikTSN: Yes, I do have the years.
[1:04:00 – 1:04:02] Adam: Am I in correct order, though?
[1:04:02 – 1:04:03] Adam: Baseball before Civil War?
[1:04:05 – 1:04:27] Adam: um no no way no civil war was first correct no way four years apart have you ever watched jazz in full i have not damn dude i was not expecting you could eat jazz well i’m going with the big hitters and i’m gonna and i will call uh andrew up on the phone or friend right now and just see how many you can just name them
[1:04:27 – 1:04:27] Adam: Yeah, okay.
[1:04:27 – 1:04:29] Adam: We’ll go for… How many are there?
[1:04:29 – 1:04:30] Adam: 36.
[1:04:30 – 1:04:31] Adam: Holy moly, hot dog.
[1:04:32 – 1:04:34] Adam: We’re going to go with the Lewis and Clark one.
[1:04:35 – 1:04:41] Adam: I don’t know if it was actually called Lewis and Clark or if it was called The Journey of Discovery or whatever, but the Lewis and Clark one’s incredible.
[1:04:41 – 1:04:45] Adam: The bald guy in that one is constantly crying about how…
[1:04:46 – 1:04:51] Adam: How bad they had it and how distempered Meriwether was.
[1:04:51 – 1:04:52] Adam: Man, it’s incredible.
[1:04:53 – 1:04:58] Adam: The Core of Discovery, I think maybe is what it was called, or it was just called Lewis and Clark.
[1:04:58 – 1:05:00] Adam: It was a four-parter, four VHS tapes.
[1:05:01 – 1:05:03] Adam: Am I still on track?
[1:05:03 – 1:05:03] Adam: Yeah.
[1:05:03 – 1:05:03] Adam: No, yeah.
[1:05:04 – 1:05:05] Adam: Lewis and Clark is in there.
[1:05:05 – 1:05:05] ErikTSN: Yes.
[1:05:08 – 1:05:09] Adam: He had a bunch of short ones.
[1:05:10 – 1:05:13] Adam: Another one I really like is the Frank Lloyd Wright one.
[1:05:14 – 1:05:16] Adam: Frank Lloyd Wright was pretty good.
[1:05:16 – 1:05:17] Adam: Have you seen The Pacific?
[1:05:19 – 1:05:21] Adam: He’s got one on the Pacific, I want to say now.
[1:05:21 – 1:05:24] Adam: That is not on this list, actually.
[1:05:25 – 1:05:26] Adam: Like the Pacific Theater of the War?
[1:05:27 – 1:05:27] Adam: No.
[1:05:27 – 1:05:28] Adam: I don’t know.
[1:05:28 – 1:05:29] Adam: I’m not sure what it was even called.
[1:05:29 – 1:05:30] ErikTSN: I think you’ve gotten four already.
[1:05:30 – 1:05:31] ErikTSN: I don’t think there’s any question.
[1:05:31 – 1:05:33] ErikTSN: Well, now I’m just trying to go for as many as I can get.
[1:05:33 – 1:05:34] ErikTSN: There is just The War.
[1:05:34 – 1:05:34] Adam: The War.
[1:05:34 – 1:05:35] Adam: Maybe that one was just called The War.
[1:05:35 – 1:05:36] Adam: I think it’s just The War.
[1:05:36 – 1:05:39] ErikTSN: And it flips back from the European to the Pacific Theater.
[1:05:39 – 1:05:40] Adam: Yes, you’re right.
[1:05:40 – 1:05:41] Adam: That’s what that one was all about.
[1:05:42 – 1:05:44] Adam: There’s one about the Quakers.
[1:05:46 – 1:05:47] Adam: There’s probably one on Ben Franklin.
[1:05:47 – 1:05:49] ErikTSN: There is a Benjamin Franklin one, yes.
[1:05:49 – 1:05:52] ErikTSN: It’s The Journey of the Core of Discovery, yes, is the Lewis.
[1:05:52 – 1:05:53] ErikTSN: There we go.
[1:05:53 – 1:05:53] ErikTSN: Got it.
[1:05:53 – 1:05:56] ErikTSN: That came out three years after baseball.
[1:05:57 – 1:05:59] ErikTSN: Civil War is the first one you’ve gotten so far.
[1:05:59 – 1:05:59] ErikTSN: That’s 1990.
[1:05:59 – 1:06:00] ErikTSN: Okay.
[1:06:00 – 1:06:03] ErikTSN: His first one came out in 1981, which I’ve never seen.
[1:06:03 – 1:06:03] ErikTSN: Okay.
[1:06:09 – 1:06:12] ErikTSN: Does he have one on like… What did you say?
[1:06:12 – 1:06:13] ErikTSN: The Quakers?
[1:06:13 – 1:06:14] ErikTSN: No, it’s The Shakers.
[1:06:14 – 1:06:15] ErikTSN: The Shakers.
[1:06:15 – 1:06:15] ErikTSN: Sorry.
[1:06:15 – 1:06:17] ErikTSN: Yeah, he’s got one on The Shakers.
[1:06:17 – 1:06:18] ErikTSN: Hands to Work.
[1:06:18 – 1:06:19] ErikTSN: Yeah, Hands to Work.
[1:06:20 – 1:06:20] Adam: My God.
[1:06:20 – 1:06:21] Adam: 1984.
[1:06:21 – 1:06:22] Adam: That one’s really good.
[1:06:24 – 1:06:28] Adam: What’s the guy who did the painting with the guy with the pitchfork?
[1:06:29 – 1:06:29] ErikTSN: Oh, yeah.
[1:06:30 – 1:06:35] Adam: I think he’s got one just on folk art, maybe, or it’s just on that painter specifically.
[1:06:35 – 1:06:37] ErikTSN: That might be a little bit newer, I feel.
[1:06:38 – 1:06:38] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[1:06:41 – 1:06:43] Adam: I don’t know.
[1:06:43 – 1:06:45] Adam: I know he’s got a new one out.
[1:06:45 – 1:06:47] Adam: That one’s not coming to me at all, though.
[1:06:48 – 1:06:49] Adam: What about the baseball extra innings ones?
[1:06:49 – 1:06:50] Adam: Have you seen any of those?
[1:06:50 – 1:06:52] ErikTSN: It just counts as baseball.
[1:06:52 – 1:06:53] ErikTSN: Extra innings.
[1:06:53 – 1:06:54] ErikTSN: 10th inning, I think he’s up to now.
[1:06:54 – 1:06:57] Adam: Bottom of the 10th and top of the 10th are both excellent.
[1:06:57 – 1:06:59] Adam: Yeah.
[1:06:59 – 1:07:00] ErikTSN: That’s a great concept.
[1:07:01 – 1:07:08] ErikTSN: I don’t even know if they thought of that when they were coming up with the idea for that documentary, but how it can just basically go on.
[1:07:10 – 1:07:34] ErikTSN: forever right you can always wasn’t there a game that went to the what the what the mariners game go to the other night like that was 15th 15 innings uh i think the only one on this list that well i don’t know maybe there’s still a couple on here that are i mean obviously you’ve won this category but we’re still kind of just going through um you mentioned the war uh
[1:07:39 – 1:07:40] Adam: There’s also the Vietnam War.
[1:07:42 – 1:07:48] Adam: Yeah, the Vietnam War was great because it used the Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross soundtrack.
[1:07:48 – 1:07:48] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[1:07:49 – 1:07:54] Adam: Which is incredible, which is honestly like a ripoff of the Social Network soundtrack.
[1:07:54 – 1:07:56] ErikTSN: They’re making a sequel to that movie.
[1:07:56 – 1:07:57] Adam: Which is also a ripoff of Ghosts.
[1:07:58 – 1:07:58] Adam: Did you know that?
[1:07:59 – 1:07:59] Adam: What?
[1:07:59 – 1:08:00] ErikTSN: They’re making a sequel to that movie.
[1:08:03 – 1:08:04] ErikTSN: Social Network.
[1:08:05 – 1:08:05] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[1:08:06 – 1:08:08] Adam: There’s going to be another one of those.
[1:08:08 – 1:08:12] Adam: Is it like the same writing team and music?
[1:08:12 – 1:08:13] ErikTSN: No.
[1:08:13 – 1:08:14] Adam: Who’s the writer on this?
[1:08:14 – 1:08:16] Adam: Why am I drawing a blank on that?
[1:08:18 – 1:08:18] ErikTSN: Fincher?
[1:08:18 – 1:08:19] ErikTSN: Yeah, it’s a Fincher.
[1:08:19 – 1:08:20] ErikTSN: Fincher’s not involved.
[1:08:20 – 1:08:22] Adam: Well, why is it a sequel then?
[1:08:22 – 1:08:22] Adam: It’s not.
[1:08:23 – 1:08:24] ErikTSN: Well, there you go.
[1:08:24 – 1:08:25] ErikTSN: No, that’s the argument.
[1:08:25 – 1:08:30] Adam: That’s like saying they’re making a sequel to the Civil War documentary, but it’s directed by Hans Gruber.
[1:08:30 – 1:08:31] Adam: I mean, it doesn’t matter.
[1:08:31 – 1:08:32] Adam: Butcher’s hack, yeah.
[1:08:32 – 1:08:32] Adam: Butcher’s hack.
[1:08:33 – 1:08:34] ErikTSN: Floating teeth.
[1:08:34 – 1:08:35] ErikTSN: The National Parks.
[1:08:36 – 1:08:37] ErikTSN: National Parks.
[1:08:37 – 1:08:38] ErikTSN: That’s a good one.
[1:08:38 – 1:08:41] ErikTSN: That one’s fun, just to not have to pay as much attention.
[1:08:42 – 1:08:42] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[1:08:43 – 1:08:44] ErikTSN: And then I really like The Prohibition.
[1:08:45 – 1:08:46] ErikTSN: Prohibition’s great.
[1:08:46 – 1:08:46] ErikTSN: From him.
[1:08:47 – 1:08:49] ErikTSN: The Dust Bowl, also very good.
[1:08:49 – 1:08:51] Adam: Oh, the Dust Bowl one is sick.
[1:08:51 – 1:08:51] Adam: Yeah.
[1:08:53 – 1:08:55] Adam: That’s what they based the HBO series Carnival on.
[1:08:56 – 1:08:57] Adam: Really?
[1:08:57 – 1:08:58] Adam: No.
[1:08:58 – 1:08:59] ErikTSN: But yes.
[1:08:59 – 1:09:01] ErikTSN: Was it super dusty?
[1:09:01 – 1:09:03] Adam: Yeah, I mean, that takes place during the Dust Bowl.
[1:09:04 – 1:09:05] ErikTSN: But it wasn’t super dusty.
[1:09:06 – 1:09:07] Adam: No, I mean, that was a myth, actually.
[1:09:07 – 1:09:08] Adam: Dust adjacent?
[1:09:08 – 1:09:10] Adam: Yeah.
[1:09:10 – 1:09:13] Adam: I got brain dust.
[1:09:15 – 1:09:15] Adam: Zombie dust.
[1:09:17 – 1:09:34] ErikTSN: um yeah all right hoof well i thought i thought that would have been like an easy one for you to get like four i didn’t think you would just like start like rattling them off i mean i used to have them i literally used to have them all on like vhs tape at one point the i should have known better
[1:09:35 – 1:09:39] Adam: The Corps of Discovery one, though, is really good, even though those guys were maniacs.
[1:09:40 – 1:09:41] Adam: Probably shouldn’t have made it.
[1:09:41 – 1:09:42] ErikTSN: It was the Ambrose book.
[1:09:42 – 1:09:43] ErikTSN: I’ve read that.
[1:09:43 – 1:09:43] ErikTSN: That’s good.
[1:09:43 – 1:09:48] Adam: The Ambrose book is really good, although apparently it was completely plagiarized.
[1:09:48 – 1:09:51] ErikTSN: Speaking of butcher’s hack.
[1:09:51 – 1:09:51] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[1:09:53 – 1:09:54] Adam: Fuck you, Ambrose.
[1:09:55 – 1:09:58] Adam: Giving historians a bad name, bud.
[1:09:58 – 1:09:59] Adam: You’re on blast, Ambrose.
[1:10:00 – 1:10:02] Adam: If you’re listening, don’t call our number.
[1:10:03 – 1:10:05] Adam: Don’t even think about leaving us a voicemail.
[1:10:06 – 1:10:07] Adam: All right, 3-1.
[1:10:08 – 1:10:08] ErikTSN: We’re on the board.
[1:10:08 – 1:10:10] ErikTSN: We’re still alive.
[1:10:10 – 1:10:10] ErikTSN: Still alive.
[1:10:11 – 1:10:12] ErikTSN: Well, not really.
[1:10:12 – 1:10:13] ErikTSN: Brewers are down 3-0.
[1:10:13 – 1:10:14] Adam: The Brewers haven’t even gotten one.
[1:10:15 – 1:10:19] Adam: The Brewers, you would have thrown that one to the Brewers, and Bryce Tourang would have been like… Titanic.
[1:10:20 – 1:10:22] Adam: Titanic.
[1:10:22 – 1:10:25] Adam: That one where the guy snaps his finger and everybody dies.
[1:10:28 – 1:10:29] Adam: Pulp Fiction?
[1:10:30 – 1:10:32] ErikTSN: There’s a crazy Marvel out right now.
[1:10:32 – 1:10:34] ErikTSN: We got to go see it.
[1:10:35 – 1:10:36] Adam: What?
[1:10:37 – 1:10:38] Adam: Way to go, Brewers.
[1:10:38 – 1:10:39] Adam: Jesus.
[1:10:39 – 1:10:40] Adam: I mean, either way, though.
[1:10:41 – 1:10:42] Adam: I’m glad I got one.
[1:10:42 – 1:10:43] Adam: Okay.
[1:10:43 – 1:10:43] Adam: All right.
[1:10:43 – 1:10:44] Adam: It’s back to me.
[1:10:44 – 1:10:48] ErikTSN: It’s almost like it’s all rigged just to go to a game three.
[1:10:48 – 1:10:50] ErikTSN: No, I don’t think so.
[1:10:51 – 1:10:52] ErikTSN: These are all fair questions.
[1:10:53 – 1:10:56] ErikTSN: Yeah, honestly, I should have known better.
[1:10:56 – 1:11:01] ErikTSN: I wanted to give you something a little easier, but I didn’t think it was going to be that easy.
[1:11:02 – 1:11:03] Adam: I appreciate it because I was stressing, man.
[1:11:04 – 1:11:05] Adam: I was stressing a little bit.
[1:11:05 – 1:11:07] ErikTSN: I just felt bad about the Strait of Rique, that’s all.
[1:11:08 – 1:11:09] ErikTSN: You don’t have to feel bad about that.
[1:11:09 – 1:11:09] ErikTSN: That was fun, though.
[1:11:09 – 1:11:10] ErikTSN: I’m glad we were able to read.
[1:11:13 – 1:11:14] Adam: Anus rib.
[1:11:14 – 1:11:17] Adam: All right, this one’s for the win.
[1:11:17 – 1:11:19] Adam: I’m going to need you to look away from the map.
[1:11:20 – 1:11:23] ErikTSN: Okay, I’m looking directly into the… Look at the shot glasses.
[1:11:25 – 1:11:26] ErikTSN: Glowing heat.
[1:11:26 – 1:11:27] Adam: This one’s for the win.
[1:11:27 – 1:11:28] Adam: Of the heater.
[1:11:28 – 1:11:33] Adam: There are 12 primitive management areas in the Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness.
[1:11:33 – 1:11:34] Adam: Can you name four?
[1:11:35 – 1:11:36] SPEAKER_00: Don’t look at the map.
[1:11:36 – 1:11:37] Adam: He’s taking a look.
[1:11:39 – 1:11:44] Adam: The only problem is we’ve said before we can’t, like, see the text on this map when the light’s like this.
[1:11:44 – 1:11:45] Adam: Right.
[1:11:45 – 1:11:46] Adam: Which is why I was trying to get red light.
[1:11:47 – 1:11:52] Adam: But for some reason, the primitive management areas are all in size, like, 18 font.
[1:11:52 – 1:11:52] Adam: Yeah.
[1:11:52 – 1:11:54] Adam: And pretty easy to read, actually, if you’re looking over there.
[1:11:54 – 1:11:58] Adam: So that’s why I had to direct them to not look at the map for this question.
[1:11:58 – 1:11:59] Adam: All right.
[1:11:59 – 1:12:00] Adam: No more stalling, though.
[1:12:00 – 1:12:02] ErikTSN: I’m going to try and get all 12.
[1:12:02 – 1:12:03] ErikTSN: I think you got it.
[1:12:04 – 1:12:07] ErikTSN: Weenie, Sundial, Drag…
[1:12:09 – 1:12:09] ErikTSN: Mugwump.
[1:12:10 – 1:12:11] ErikTSN: Humpback.
[1:12:12 – 1:12:12] ErikTSN: Hairy.
[1:12:16 – 1:12:17] Adam: How many is that?
[1:12:17 – 1:12:17] Adam: Six?
[1:12:17 – 1:12:18] Adam: Well, you’ve won.
[1:12:19 – 1:12:19] Adam: Yeah, you won.
[1:12:19 – 1:12:20] Adam: You got six already.
[1:12:21 – 1:12:23] Adam: I couldn’t even write that fast, so.
[1:12:25 – 1:12:26] Adam: What did you get?
[1:12:26 – 1:12:27] Adam: You got weenie.
[1:12:28 – 1:12:29] Adam: Sundial.
[1:12:29 – 1:12:29] Adam: Cant hook.
[1:12:30 – 1:12:30] Adam: Cant hook.
[1:12:30 – 1:12:31] Adam: Ding.
[1:12:33 – 1:12:33] Adam: Weasel.
[1:12:34 – 1:12:34] ErikTSN: Ding.
[1:12:35 – 1:12:36] ErikTSN: Did I say spider?
[1:12:37 – 1:12:37] ErikTSN: Ding.
[1:12:37 – 1:12:37] ErikTSN: Ding.
[1:12:41 – 1:12:42] ErikTSN: How many do I have left to get?
[1:12:43 – 1:12:43] ErikTSN: Four.
[1:12:44 – 1:12:44] ErikTSN: Four?
[1:12:44 – 1:12:47] Adam: I don’t know.
[1:12:47 – 1:12:47] Adam: You did them too fast.
[1:12:48 – 1:12:51] Adam: I’m not sure which ones you have or not have at this point, but…
[1:12:54 – 1:12:57] Adam: This was the one I was pretty sure that was a previous question.
[1:12:57 – 1:13:00] Adam: I was like, this has to have been a question.
[1:13:00 – 1:13:01] Adam: It wasn’t.
[1:13:01 – 1:13:03] Adam: I was surprised that it wasn’t actually a question.
[1:13:04 – 1:13:06] Adam: Maybe it was in my notes last time and I was like, it’s too easy.
[1:13:07 – 1:13:10] Adam: We had literally just done the Harry Lake PMA trip.
[1:13:10 – 1:13:14] ErikTSN: I think this was the one we were dancing around texting each other last week.
[1:13:15 – 1:13:18] ErikTSN: Did you study this?
[1:13:18 – 1:13:22] ErikTSN: No, I didn’t study it, but it was my first when I was like, I got to
[1:13:22 – 1:13:42] ErikTSN: get to work on this trivia stuff i quick went on to the yeah like pma thing and i was like i don’t know i feel like either we’ve done this or it’s gonna be so i was like i quick glossed over whatever the bwca wild.com website is that’s got them all listed with all the information and
[1:13:44 – 1:13:51] ErikTSN: And then when we were texting that night, I kind of gave up on it because I was like, either he’s researching it to ask me.
[1:13:52 – 1:13:54] ErikTSN: So if I ask him, it’s going to be pointless.
[1:13:54 – 1:13:56] ErikTSN: And so it seems like that’s the fate you’re in here.
[1:13:56 – 1:13:58] Adam: I forgot we texted about that, actually.
[1:13:58 – 1:13:59] Adam: I shouldn’t have gave you the hint.
[1:14:00 – 1:14:02] ErikTSN: You’re missing at least three.
[1:14:03 – 1:14:05] ErikTSN: You didn’t really give me the hint.
[1:14:05 – 1:14:06] ErikTSN: I was looking at it already.
[1:14:07 – 1:14:10] ErikTSN: If we wouldn’t have texted each other, I would have had it even probably more memorized.
[1:14:10 – 1:14:19] Adam: It was funny, last round, we ended up having each had given each other an anchor bar-themed one, but they were completely unrelated, and I think we both…
[1:14:20 – 1:14:27] Adam: Either way, it’s funny how it works out where you’re like, I don’t know, I want to ask this, but maybe they already are looking at this to ask me.
[1:14:27 – 1:14:28] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[1:14:29 – 1:14:38] Adam: It’s never really happened where we’ve both had that category, but I feel like this one might be the closest we’ve had because you just immediately got seven or eight of the 12 immediately.
[1:14:38 – 1:14:42] ErikTSN: I haven’t gotten all of them, right?
[1:14:43 – 1:14:43] Adam: No.
[1:14:44 – 1:14:47] Adam: I think you got most of these, though.
[1:14:47 – 1:14:49] Adam: I don’t think you have that one or that one.
[1:14:51 – 1:14:54] Adam: Maybe not that one or that one.
[1:14:54 – 1:14:58] Adam: I think you got four to go, maybe, but you easily got eight.
[1:14:58 – 1:15:23] ErikTSN: i know i want to try and get them all yeah i don’t know i’m kind of like earlier and um there’s a couple that are like clumped together they’re weird it’s a weird 12 things to try and like fully memorize because they don’t have anything to do with each other yeah and it’s never like the biggest the naming convention behind the primitive management area is so weird that it’s unusual that it’s
[1:15:24 – 1:15:26] Adam: never the biggest lake in the area.
[1:15:26 – 1:15:26] Adam: Right.
[1:15:26 – 1:15:28] Adam: Rarely the lake that’s in the middle of the area.
[1:15:28 – 1:15:37] Adam: It’s usually some small lake in the corner or off to the side of this zone, which is an arbitrary line drawn on a map by a human being.
[1:15:37 – 1:15:44] Adam: And then they just randomly pick a name of a creek or a lake in that zone to name the area after them.
[1:15:45 – 1:15:49] ErikTSN: Also the lines of how they’re drawn is like, they’re kind of just like, ooooh.
[1:15:50 – 1:15:50] UNKNOWN: Yeah.
[1:15:51 – 1:15:53] ErikTSN: It’s not like a square.
[1:15:53 – 1:15:54] ErikTSN: Right.
[1:15:54 – 1:15:56] ErikTSN: It’s just like, yeah, why does it bow?
[1:15:56 – 1:15:57] ErikTSN: It’s more of an idea than a place.
[1:15:57 – 1:15:59] Adam: Yeah, it’s a concept.
[1:15:59 – 1:16:01] Adam: Yeah.
[1:16:01 – 1:16:05] ErikTSN: Something about mugwump and humpback just go together.
[1:16:05 – 1:16:07] ErikTSN: So like when I see those two together.
[1:16:07 – 1:16:09] Adam: Can’t hook mugwump and humpback.
[1:16:09 – 1:16:13] ErikTSN: That’s like you can just like rattle those off because something about like that in my brain works.
[1:16:14 – 1:16:15] ErikTSN: I don’t know.
[1:16:15 – 1:16:17] ErikTSN: Did I say what was it?
[1:16:17 – 1:16:17] ErikTSN: Flea?
[1:16:17 – 1:16:17] ErikTSN: Tick?
[1:16:20 – 1:16:47] Adam: bug you haven’t said you’d never said tick i never got a tick um tick was one that i was still looking for i think um but yeah like we went to hairy lake it’s unremarkable compared to the rest of the sector it did say hairy right you got hairy immediately it’s like the go-to easy i don’t know if i can get too many more uh i don’t know i think you have we can name like 10 right what about have you said drag i said drag you did get drag yeah what about pitfall
[1:16:47 – 1:17:09] Adam: oh shit no i did not say pitfall pitfall which is the one that’s the other closest one besides harry yeah that one is like reasonable to get to you get a tow to american point and be in pitfall like in the next day easy yeah if not that day and there’s like listed portages in there and like reported campsites but also probably got burned i mean at this point who cares
[1:17:10 – 1:17:10] Adam: Yeah.
[1:17:10 – 1:17:14] Adam: That one, I think, is one that we’d probably get to next if we were going to try and hit some more.
[1:17:14 – 1:17:18] ErikTSN: I’d do a little camp on one of the lakes outside of it and maybe poke my nose in there.
[1:17:18 – 1:17:22] ErikTSN: I don’t know if I’d want to just plunge in prepared to camp.
[1:17:22 – 1:17:24] ErikTSN: Did you say weasel?
[1:17:24 – 1:17:26] Adam: Did you get weasel?
[1:17:26 – 1:17:28] ErikTSN: I thought I did.
[1:17:28 – 1:17:30] Adam: I thought you got weasel, but did you get fungus?
[1:17:31 – 1:17:32] ErikTSN: Oh, I don’t think I said fungus.
[1:17:32 – 1:17:37] Adam: Fungus is the one that the boys are trying to get to on last year’s tumble humming trip.
[1:17:37 – 1:17:39] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[1:17:39 – 1:17:42] Adam: I think they scraped the edge of it, I want to say.
[1:17:42 – 1:17:44] Adam: They got the nose of the canoe in there.
[1:17:45 – 1:17:47] Adam: But I think that’s all of them.
[1:17:47 – 1:17:48] Adam: I’ll list them all.
[1:17:49 – 1:17:50] Adam: I don’t know why this is the order.
[1:17:50 – 1:17:51] Adam: I think this is the order they are.
[1:17:51 – 1:17:54] Adam: They’re all numbered for some reason, but it doesn’t make any sense either.
[1:17:55 – 1:17:57] Adam: So I have them all listed, but I don’t have the numbers.
[1:17:58 – 1:18:09] Adam: I had them as Weenie, Canthook, Sundial Tick, Spider, Drag, Pitfall, Mugwump, Humpback, Hairy, Weasel, Fungus.
[1:18:11 – 1:18:12] ErikTSN: Those are all great names.
[1:18:13 – 1:18:15] Adam: Absolutely stunning names.
[1:18:16 – 1:18:17] Adam: They’re all A+.
[1:18:18 – 1:18:18] Adam: Great work.
[1:18:19 – 1:18:19] Adam: No notes.
[1:18:21 – 1:18:22] Adam: That’s all I got for you today.
[1:18:22 – 1:18:24] Adam: I only got to do…
[1:18:26 – 1:18:28] Adam: I only got three categories out today.
[1:18:29 – 1:18:30] Adam: That’s what happens when you lose.
[1:18:31 – 1:18:31] ErikTSN: Yeah?
[1:18:32 – 1:18:34] Adam: When you lose, you don’t get to read your categories either.
[1:18:34 – 1:18:40] Adam: That’s a side effect of Stryreikthinsol they don’t tell you about in doctor school.
[1:18:42 – 1:18:49] Adam: I went to doctor school in Alabama, and they made a Ken Burns documentary about it.
[1:18:49 – 1:18:51] ErikTSN: Loud cracking of the nipples.
[1:18:51 – 1:18:54] ErikTSN: Yeah, that’s his next documentary that’s coming out.
[1:18:54 – 1:18:56] ErikTSN: It’s just called… Nipple Crackers?
[1:18:56 – 1:18:58] Adam: Stryrethinsol.
[1:18:58 – 1:19:04] Adam: And it’s all about this horrible thing that was created that affected a lot of people in a bad way.
[1:19:04 – 1:19:17] ErikTSN: I mean, I know every time I go down to the beach to try and refinish a window, I hate to have to deal with foul-smelling cauliflower-shaped growths on the anus and face.
[1:19:17 – 1:19:19] ErikTSN: I just want to focus on scraping paint.
[1:19:21 – 1:19:22] Adam: Tough, man.
[1:19:22 – 1:19:22] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[1:19:23 – 1:19:25] Adam: Thank goodness for strirethrin, Saul.
[1:19:26 – 1:19:28] ErikTSN: Withering of the brain cortex.
[1:19:28 – 1:19:28] ErikTSN: Oh, my God.
[1:19:29 – 1:19:32] ErikTSN: Aggressive clotworm clusters in the ear canal.
[1:19:34 – 1:19:37] Adam: Definitely no brain tooth or loose tooth.
[1:19:37 – 1:19:38] Adam: Daytime night terrors.
[1:19:38 – 1:19:39] Adam: Daytime night terrors.
[1:19:41 – 1:19:41] Adam: Oh, man.
[1:19:42 – 1:19:43] Adam: Yeah.
[1:19:44 – 1:19:45] Adam: I didn’t see that one coming.
[1:19:45 – 1:19:48] ErikTSN: Rapid snap coiling of the penis.
[1:19:49 – 1:19:50] Adam: We got Butcher’s Hack, though.
[1:19:50 – 1:19:52] ErikTSN: You did get Butcher’s Hack.
[1:19:53 – 1:19:57] ErikTSN: I think you would have left this episode feeling a lot worse if you wouldn’t have at least gotten Butcher’s Hack.
[1:19:57 – 1:19:58] ErikTSN: I would have felt the same way.
[1:20:00 – 1:20:01] Adam: Yeah.
[1:20:01 – 1:20:02] Adam: I don’t know where that one came from.
[1:20:03 – 1:20:28] Adam: yeah they came out of nowhere i thought you were like that’s how trivia goes for me though like my brain is um like colby jack cheese and sometimes you never know what’s gonna happen but usually you get the right answer and that one i was like sure i didn’t have any answers at all yeah it’s not gonna surface like a bubble of uh cheese like an alternate universe i think it went that one all of a sudden just came to me
[1:20:29 – 1:20:30] ErikTSN: Butcher’s hack.
[1:20:30 – 1:20:33] ErikTSN: Mostly according to how I thought it was going to go.
[1:20:33 – 1:20:43] ErikTSN: It was either going to be just nothing or you were like, I’ve been watching this video for two nights straight and I got all of them.
[1:20:45 – 1:20:48] ErikTSN: And I was kind of happy it went somewhere in between.
[1:20:48 – 1:20:50] ErikTSN: I didn’t want like a full-blown blowout.
[1:20:50 – 1:21:00] ErikTSN: But either way, I was like, whether you get it or you don’t, it’s going to be fun to rehash all of the insane side effects because that is what makes that video as hilarious as it is.
[1:21:01 – 1:21:10] ErikTSN: And then also at the end, all of the listing of other medications that you can take if streptinsol is not working for you.
[1:21:12 – 1:21:16] ErikTSN: I was thinking about maybe going there, but there’s not enough of those to make it.
[1:21:17 – 1:21:19] Adam: Yeah, I’ve had a few of those where you hit some dead ends.
[1:21:20 – 1:21:27] Adam: Like, for instance, previous episodes where you did some like the smallest state record fish.
[1:21:28 – 1:21:28] Adam: Oh, yeah.
[1:21:28 – 1:21:33] Adam: And you had mentioned in there, and then we did one that was the longest state record fish.
[1:21:34 – 1:21:41] Adam: I think I got both those categories correct, but in there you mentioned that like eight state record fish were caught in Cook County.
[1:21:41 – 1:21:44] Adam: And I was like, wow, he must have done a category for that, but he never did.
[1:21:45 – 1:21:47] Adam: So I went to look for it like, oh, man, that would be a good category.
[1:21:48 – 1:21:54] Adam: But as from what I can see, currently only like four fish are from Cook County that are state records.
[1:21:54 – 1:21:58] Adam: I don’t know if other fish got beaten or if I was looking at the wrong list.
[1:21:59 – 1:22:08] Adam: I do have a bonus category for you if we have time for it that I don’t want to use as an official question, but I think would be fun to ask you if you have time.
[1:22:08 – 1:22:13] ErikTSN: Well, yeah, I have time, and then maybe I can do the same to you just so I can delete it from the list here.
[1:22:13 – 1:22:26] Adam: Yeah, because I have one that I don’t want to actually use, but I actually went through the effort of making this category, and I’m not going to use this next week for the grand finale of this season of Home Shed Advantage.
[1:22:26 – 1:22:28] Adam: So are you agreeable to this?
[1:22:29 – 1:22:29] ErikTSN: Yeah, why not?
[1:22:32 – 1:22:32] Adam: Okay.
[1:22:33 – 1:22:34] Adam: Captain Ron trivia.
[1:22:35 – 1:22:35] ErikTSN: Oh, hell yeah.
[1:22:35 – 1:22:36] Adam: Yeah, here we go.
[1:22:36 – 1:22:38] Adam: You didn’t like my other movie trivia ones.
[1:22:38 – 1:22:41] Adam: I wasn’t going to use this, but I did have it ready to go.
[1:22:41 – 1:22:44] Adam: It’s the same rules as Return of the Living Dead.
[1:22:44 – 1:22:47] Adam: I have nine questions about the stunning…
[1:22:48 – 1:23:11] Adam: movie captain ron and you have to get four of the nine questions correct and you are allowed to pass on these if you don’t want to answer one um but there’s only nine questions so you got to get four of these right or or you will lose what did captain ron say his full name was um his last name is diaz
[1:23:14 – 1:23:15] ErikTSN: Is it just Ron Diaz?
[1:23:15 – 1:23:17] ErikTSN: No, he’s got a middle name, doesn’t he?
[1:23:17 – 1:23:18] ErikTSN: Yeah, that’s what we’re going after.
[1:23:20 – 1:23:22] ErikTSN: It’s like Reginald.
[1:23:23 – 1:23:23] Adam: Close.
[1:23:23 – 1:23:24] Adam: That’s pretty close.
[1:23:24 – 1:23:26] ErikTSN: It’s Gerald or something like that.
[1:23:26 – 1:23:27] Adam: My name is Ron.
[1:23:28 – 1:23:29] Adam: Ron Rico.
[1:23:29 – 1:23:30] Adam: Ron Rico.
[1:23:30 – 1:23:32] Adam: Most folks just call me Captain Ron.
[1:23:32 – 1:23:33] ErikTSN: Yeah, Ron Rico.
[1:23:33 – 1:23:34] ErikTSN: Damn it.
[1:23:34 – 1:23:35] Adam: Question two.
[1:23:35 – 1:23:40] Adam: What did Captain Ron call what’s-his-face’s wife, Catherine?
[1:23:41 – 1:23:42] Adam: The mom.
[1:23:42 – 1:23:43] Adam: I have it in parentheses.
[1:23:43 – 1:23:44] Adam: The mom.
[1:23:45 – 1:23:45] ErikTSN: Babs?
[1:23:46 – 1:23:47] ErikTSN: Something like that.
[1:23:47 – 1:23:50] ErikTSN: It’s like one of those old-timey old lady names.
[1:23:51 – 1:23:52] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[1:23:52 – 1:23:55] ErikTSN: And he literally calls her that the whole time.
[1:23:55 – 1:23:55] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[1:23:55 – 1:23:56] ErikTSN: Even though…
[1:23:56 – 1:23:59] Adam: Please call me Mrs. Whatever.
[1:23:59 – 1:24:01] Adam: And he’s like, whatever, kitty.
[1:24:01 – 1:24:02] Adam: Is it kitty?
[1:24:02 – 1:24:02] Adam: Kitty.
[1:24:02 – 1:24:03] Adam: Yeah.
[1:24:03 – 1:24:03] ErikTSN: Okay.
[1:24:03 – 1:24:03] ErikTSN: Okay.
[1:24:05 – 1:24:07] ErikTSN: Doesn’t he do the same thing to the daughter?
[1:24:08 – 1:24:10] Adam: He calls the daughter babe the whole time.
[1:24:11 – 1:24:13] Adam: Yeah.
[1:24:13 – 1:24:14] Adam: That’s not a question.
[1:24:15 – 1:24:16] Adam: Question three.
[1:24:16 – 1:24:22] Adam: What was Martin supposed to look out for in the jungle when he was trying to find his way back to the boat?
[1:24:25 – 1:24:25] ErikTSN: I don’t know.
[1:24:25 – 1:24:26] ErikTSN: They went to a hot dog shack.
[1:24:30 – 1:24:31] ErikTSN: I don’t know.
[1:24:31 – 1:24:31] ErikTSN: Monkeys?
[1:24:32 – 1:24:32] ErikTSN: Gorillas?
[1:24:32 – 1:24:34] Adam: Yeah, it’s gorillas.
[1:24:35 – 1:24:36] Adam: Stick to the paths, boss.
[1:24:36 – 1:24:38] Adam: There’s gorillas in the woods.
[1:24:38 – 1:24:38] ErikTSN: Boss?
[1:24:38 – 1:24:39] Adam: Yeah.
[1:24:39 – 1:24:41] Adam: He calls him boss the whole time.
[1:24:42 – 1:24:44] Adam: So it’s kitty, boss, and babe.
[1:24:46 – 1:24:46] Adam: We’re getting there.
[1:24:47 – 1:24:52] Adam: When Ben, Caroline, and Cap’n Ron were playing Monopoly, which piece was Cap’n Ron?
[1:24:53 – 1:24:53] Adam: Ooh, damn.
[1:24:55 – 1:24:58] Adam: This is my favorite question of the entire show so far.
[1:24:58 – 1:24:58] Adam: Hmm.
[1:25:02 – 1:25:05] ErikTSN: I don’t even know my Monopoly piece.
[1:25:06 – 1:25:08] ErikTSN: You could probably do that as a category for me.
[1:25:08 – 1:25:09] ErikTSN: Name four Monopoly pieces.
[1:25:09 – 1:25:11] Adam: Yeah, how many pieces are there?
[1:25:11 – 1:25:12] Adam: I think there’s eight or is it ten?
[1:25:12 – 1:25:14] ErikTSN: Train, a race car.
[1:25:15 – 1:25:15] ErikTSN: Is there a boat?
[1:25:16 – 1:25:17] ErikTSN: Is he a boat?
[1:25:17 – 1:25:17] ErikTSN: Yes.
[1:25:18 – 1:25:18] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[1:25:18 – 1:25:19] ErikTSN: He’s the battleship.
[1:25:19 – 1:25:20] ErikTSN: The battleship.
[1:25:20 – 1:25:20] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[1:25:20 – 1:25:21] ErikTSN: I’m the battleship.
[1:25:22 – 1:25:22] ErikTSN: Of course.
[1:25:22 – 1:25:22] ErikTSN: Squab.
[1:25:23 – 1:25:24] ErikTSN: Swab.
[1:25:26 – 1:25:31] Adam: Yeah, boss, kitty, babe, and swab.
[1:25:31 – 1:25:32] Adam: Squab.
[1:25:32 – 1:25:32] Adam: Squab.
[1:25:34 – 1:25:36] Adam: Question five, what was the name of their sailboat?
[1:25:38 – 1:25:39] Adam: Oh, damn.
[1:25:40 – 1:25:41] Adam: Hmm.
[1:25:43 – 1:25:43] UNKNOWN: Wow.
[1:25:46 – 1:25:46] Adam: Hmm.
[1:25:47 – 1:25:49] Adam: This movie was so good.
[1:25:50 – 1:25:52] Adam: By the way, one of my favorite TCCs.
[1:25:52 – 1:25:56] Adam: Thank you, Patreons, for your continued support of the TCC show.
[1:25:57 – 1:25:59] ErikTSN: Kind of a borderline underrated classic, honestly.
[1:25:59 – 1:26:05] ErikTSN: I mean, if you love Kurt Russell and Martin Short, check it out.
[1:26:06 – 1:26:07] ErikTSN: He was fully in.
[1:26:09 – 1:26:30] Adam: ah man it’s not like a lady’s name right no it’s like a it’s like an idea yes it’s like the endeavor or the yeah the adventure or close enough it’s the wanderer the wanderer yeah question six after having the wanderer stolen by pirates where do the family’s dinghy take them
[1:26:33 – 1:26:48] Adam: do they go to like don’t they go to like cuba ding they end up in cuba of all places yes question ron knows the way but they end up in cuba question seven how did captain ron tell ben he lost his eye
[1:26:50 – 1:26:52] Adam: Oh, didn’t… Because he’s wearing an eyepatch the whole time.
[1:26:52 – 1:26:54] ErikTSN: A very improbable alligator attack?
[1:26:55 – 1:26:57] ErikTSN: Something snapped it out of his face?
[1:26:58 – 1:26:59] Adam: A shark attack.
[1:26:59 – 1:27:00] Adam: A shark, yes.
[1:27:00 – 1:27:01] ErikTSN: A shark attack.
[1:27:01 – 1:27:03] ErikTSN: I think we talked about it in the episode.
[1:27:03 – 1:27:06] ErikTSN: He claims he was in a very pinpoint precision shark attack.
[1:27:06 – 1:27:14] Adam: He claims he was in the Battle of Coral Reef or something, which was famous for a bunch of sailors getting eaten by sharks, too.
[1:27:14 – 1:27:14] Adam: Question eight.
[1:27:14 – 1:27:15] Adam: You’re not going to like this one.
[1:27:15 – 1:27:17] Adam: What year did this movie come out?
[1:27:18 – 1:27:18] ErikTSN: 92.
[1:27:18 – 1:27:19] ErikTSN: Yay, ding.
[1:27:20 – 1:27:22] ErikTSN: I think you would have got this category then.
[1:27:22 – 1:27:22] Adam: That was four.
[1:27:24 – 1:27:24] Adam: Final question.
[1:27:25 – 1:27:28] Adam: What is the rank given to Ben at the end of the movie?
[1:27:28 – 1:27:35] ErikTSN: Well, he graduates from squab to whatever the bait, like private or like mariner, mariner.
[1:27:35 – 1:27:36] Adam: Mate.
[1:27:36 – 1:27:36] ErikTSN: Mate, yes.
[1:27:36 – 1:27:38] ErikTSN: He gets to be mate at the end.
[1:27:38 – 1:27:40] ErikTSN: Whatever the basic level is.
[1:27:40 – 1:27:40] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[1:27:40 – 1:27:40] ErikTSN: What a great movie.
[1:27:41 – 1:27:42] ErikTSN: You gave me a lot of those.
[1:27:42 – 1:27:44] ErikTSN: I think maybe two were for sure gets.
[1:27:45 – 1:27:46] Adam: I don’t know.
[1:27:47 – 1:27:47] ErikTSN: That was fun.
[1:27:47 – 1:27:48] ErikTSN: You got the ship.
[1:27:48 – 1:27:49] ErikTSN: You got the gorillas.
[1:27:49 – 1:27:56] ErikTSN: We should almost just have a couple of extra bonus categories for when the stakes are a little lower.
[1:27:57 – 1:27:59] ErikTSN: Just do that kind of round.
[1:27:59 – 1:28:07] Adam: Like I said, this was in the list here, but I was like, I’m not going to use this one on you when it counts.
[1:28:08 – 1:28:10] Adam: But that was a fun little bonus category.
[1:28:10 – 1:28:12] Adam: I’m glad we got to go over it.
[1:28:12 – 1:28:37] ErikTSN: sure yeah i got i still have like two or three for sure but now that i know we’re going to uh a game final final uh game three deciding game three i’m probably gonna have to spend a little bit of time in this next week to maybe add a couple of extra categories here i have one more idea in my list that i have to research yet tonight or you know in the next week but
[1:28:38 – 1:28:38] Adam: I don’t know.
[1:28:38 – 1:28:41] Adam: I think I have enough categories right now to play the next game.
[1:28:43 – 1:28:43] Adam: This one?
[1:28:43 – 1:28:44] Adam: We’re playing it for keeps.
[1:28:46 – 1:28:46] ErikTSN: Yeah, I do.
[1:28:46 – 1:28:51] ErikTSN: Also, as a teaser, I do feel like I’ve saved the best for last.
[1:28:52 – 1:28:54] ErikTSN: I’ve got… Yeah, I mean…
[1:28:55 – 1:28:56] ErikTSN: It’s going to be a real finale.
[1:28:56 – 1:28:57] ErikTSN: I can guarantee you.
[1:28:57 – 1:29:05] ErikTSN: It’s almost like what I think is coming could possibly be just like its own entire episode.
[1:29:06 – 1:29:07] ErikTSN: I agree.
[1:29:07 – 1:29:08] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[1:29:08 – 1:29:09] ErikTSN: I’m going to be studying.
[1:29:10 – 1:29:16] ErikTSN: We might both have these ideas and it’ll spin off into something else completely.
[1:29:17 – 1:29:23] ErikTSN: But for now, the trivia, the War Club Classic Trivia Championship is tied one to one.
[1:29:24 – 1:29:33] ErikTSN: There was some feeling out in the first two games of this series, but you never know what’s going to happen in the final series.
[1:29:33 – 1:29:36] ErikTSN: There’s no excuses come game three.
[1:29:38 – 1:29:44] ErikTSN: And nowhere to go but home or to Disneyland, right?
[1:29:44 – 1:29:45] Adam: That’s right.
[1:29:45 – 1:29:46] ErikTSN: Isn’t that where they go?
[1:29:47 – 1:29:48] Adam: Wabakimi, I think.
[1:29:48 – 1:29:48] ErikTSN: Disney World?
[1:29:49 – 1:29:49] SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that’s it.
[1:29:50 – 1:29:51] SPEAKER_00: I’m going to Wabakimi.
[1:29:51 – 1:29:52] SPEAKER_00: I’m going to Wabakimi, Bob.
[1:29:52 – 1:29:53] ErikTSN: Yeah.
[1:29:55 – 1:29:56] ErikTSN: Suck on that, Trev Beck.
[1:29:56 – 1:29:57] ErikTSN: Trev Beck.
[1:29:58 – 1:29:59] Adam: All right.
[1:29:59 – 1:30:03] Adam: For Tumble Home, a proud independent Boundary Waters podcast.
[1:30:04 – 1:30:06] Adam: I think that’s a good place to leave it.
[1:30:07 – 1:30:09] Adam: As we always say on Tumble Home, life is precious.
[1:30:09 – 1:30:10] Adam: Every day is a miracle.
[1:30:10 – 1:30:13] Adam: And remember to enjoy paddling.
[1:30:42 – 1:31:10] SPEAKER_00: sudden dissolving of the teeth, withering of the brain cortex, aggressive clotworm clusters in the ear canal, daytime night terrors, rapid snap coiling of the penis, long periods of organ failure also known as corpse syndrome, uncontrollable homicidal urges, foul-smelling cauliflower-shaped growths on the anus and face, internal tissue liquification,
[1:31:11 – 1:31:13] SPEAKER_00: Testicular gigantism in men and women.
[1:31:14 – 1:31:18] SPEAKER_00: Butcher’s hack, sometimes called coughing up bones.
[1:31:18 – 1:31:20] SPEAKER_00: Loud cracking of the nipples.
[1:31:21 – 1:31:22] SPEAKER_00: Early onset mortality.
[1:31:23 – 1:31:28] SPEAKER_00: Unexpected localized calcified growth, also known as an anus rib.
[1:31:29 – 1:31:30] SPEAKER_00: Weak stream.