182: The Greatest Adventure

Episode Transcript

[0:00:01 – 0:00:02] SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
[0:00:30 – 0:00:41] Erik: Tumble Homecast at gmail.com, 33 down, spoken name of a 1971 heist film whose title is a single non-alphabetic character.
[0:00:42 – 0:00:46] Erik: My name is Eric, joined as always in studio by my good friend Adam.
[0:00:46 – 0:00:47] Erik: Hello, Adam.
[0:00:47 – 0:00:48] Erik: Good evening.
[0:00:48 – 0:00:49] Erik: I don’t know the answer.
[0:00:50 – 0:00:51] Erik: Tumble Homecast at gmail.com.
[0:00:51 – 0:00:52] Erik: Think about it.
[0:00:53 – 0:00:53] Adam: Do you know?
[0:00:53 – 0:00:54] Adam: I need help.
[0:00:54 – 0:00:54] Adam: No.
[0:00:54 – 0:00:55] Adam: Do you know?
[0:00:55 – 0:00:56] Adam: I actually need help.
[0:00:56 – 0:00:56] Adam: All right.
[0:00:57 – 0:01:01] Adam: Do you see the one where the answer could have been Star Wars or Star Trek?
[0:01:01 – 0:01:01] Erik: I did.
[0:01:02 – 0:01:03] Erik: I actually was, I worked on that one.
[0:01:04 – 0:01:04] Erik: Oh, you did?
[0:01:04 – 0:01:04] SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
[0:01:05 – 0:01:06] Adam: What’d you go with?
[0:01:06 – 0:01:10] Erik: Star Wars because the, I got the quote on the left first.
[0:01:10 – 0:01:11] Adam: Oh, okay.
[0:01:12 – 0:01:17] Adam: So yeah, I guess that wouldn’t, I hadn’t considered that if you got all the downs first.
[0:01:17 – 0:01:18] Erik: Yeah, I got the downs.
[0:01:18 – 0:01:22] Erik: I got Star and then it was like, okay, well, it just worked out that way.
[0:01:23 – 0:01:43] Erik: sure and then i kind of gave up on it and then i did see that it was like you know in the in the zeitgeist on like the medias so then i was like oh i’ll go back and then i finish it up that was a fun one maybe a little uh a little a little too try hard but can’t complain
[0:01:43 – 0:01:45] Adam: Yeah, how hard do you think that is to do?
[0:01:46 – 0:01:47] Adam: To actually make crosswords?
[0:01:47 – 0:01:52] Adam: Just to make that sort of like a double, what would you call it?
[0:01:52 – 0:01:53] Adam: Option route clue?
[0:01:54 – 0:01:55] Erik: Yeah, I guess.
[0:01:55 – 0:02:00] Erik: I mean, I think it’s just crossword boys flexing their muscles a little much.
[0:02:00 – 0:02:02] Erik: Like, we make crosswords every day.
[0:02:02 – 0:02:03] Erik: I’m getting bored.
[0:02:03 – 0:02:04] Erik: I’m going to do this crazy thing.
[0:02:05 – 0:02:07] Adam: Probably waxing their mustache.
[0:02:08 – 0:02:08] Adam: Yeah.
[0:02:08 – 0:02:10] Adam: As they figured that clue out.
[0:02:10 – 0:02:12] Erik: Will shorts just furiously.
[0:02:13 – 0:02:13] Erik: Never mind.
[0:02:14 – 0:02:15] Adam: Furiously.
[0:02:15 – 0:02:17] Adam: Nobody wants to hear how that’s ending.
[0:02:19 – 0:02:43] Adam: episode one zero excuse me zero one eight two right one eight two one eight two wanna go to a barbecue it’s so nice out it’s so nice hey that was a pretty good song yeah they don’t all work but that one definitely worked nailed it yeah and that’s only going that’s going to just transition into horribly emotional uh
[0:02:45 – 0:02:50] Erik: Depressing 45 mile an hour winds out of the northwest.
[0:02:50 – 0:02:51] Adam: There’s ice everywhere.
[0:02:52 – 0:02:52] Adam: Eric’s upset.
[0:02:52 – 0:02:53] Adam: There’s too much ice.
[0:02:54 – 0:02:55] Adam: Rattling the windows.
[0:02:56 – 0:02:56] Erik: There’s too much ice.
[0:02:56 – 0:02:57] Erik: The lake froze.
[0:02:57 – 0:02:58] Adam: The ice has moved into the north shore now.
[0:02:58 – 0:03:00] Adam: We’re really frozen.
[0:03:00 – 0:03:03] Erik: My one semblance of like things moving.
[0:03:05 – 0:03:08] Erik: I like to think that the big lake keeps me a little bit warmer.
[0:03:09 – 0:03:15] Erik: And I knew it was going to happen because it’s been frigid, but super windy.
[0:03:15 – 0:03:17] Erik: So the lake has just got that hyper chill.
[0:03:18 – 0:03:25] Erik: So as soon as it laid down, and it did a couple of nights ago, and it’s just like… Yeah, it’s got that slow wave action.
[0:03:26 – 0:03:27] Adam: Yeah, where it looks greasy.
[0:03:27 – 0:03:28] Adam: We’re in time dilation now.
[0:03:29 – 0:03:32] Erik: Yeah, even the waves looked slow for a couple of days.
[0:03:34 – 0:03:35] Erik: Those are just slushy waves.
[0:03:36 – 0:03:38] Erik: And then it finally died.
[0:03:38 – 0:03:44] Erik: And yeah, it’s the most solid I’ve seen the lake for as far as the eye can see in a long time.
[0:03:45 – 0:03:48] Adam: Yeah, hopefully there’s some wolves running around on it.
[0:03:48 – 0:03:48] Adam: So they’re moving still.
[0:03:49 – 0:03:50] Erik: They’re having a good time.
[0:03:50 – 0:03:51] Adam: Wolves love it.
[0:03:52 – 0:03:55] Adam: Five out of six wolves enjoy the ice.
[0:03:55 – 0:03:55] Adam: Yep.
[0:03:56 – 0:03:57] Adam: We were just looking at some MODIS.
[0:03:58 – 0:03:59] Adam: You guys like the MODIS?
[0:03:59 – 0:04:00] Adam: All caps.
[0:04:00 – 0:04:01] Adam: Oh, that MODIS.
[0:04:01 – 0:04:02] Adam: What does it stand for?
[0:04:02 – 0:04:02] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:04:03 – 0:04:04] Adam: The satellite imagery.
[0:04:05 – 0:04:07] Adam: Well, it’s been cloudy, so inconclusive results.
[0:04:07 – 0:04:12] Adam: But I bet tomorrow we’re going to get some tasty satellite photos.
[0:04:12 – 0:04:13] Adam: Tasty MODIS?
[0:04:14 – 0:04:14] Adam: Yeah.
[0:04:15 – 0:04:16] Adam: Oh, my.
[0:04:16 – 0:04:17] Adam: Tasty MODIS.
[0:04:17 – 0:04:18] Adam: Tasty MODIS.
[0:04:19 – 0:04:19] Erik: All caps.
[0:04:20 – 0:04:20] Erik: What does it stand for?
[0:04:20 – 0:04:22] Erik: TumbleHomeCast at gmail.com.
[0:04:23 – 0:04:28] Adam: It is up on the Instagram picture app, TumbleHomeCast at instagram.com.
[0:04:29 – 0:04:30] Adam: Either way.
[0:04:30 – 0:04:31] Adam: We respond to DMs.
[0:04:31 – 0:04:32] Adam: We’re very responsive.
[0:04:33 – 0:04:36] Adam: And especially if you have answers to these pressing questions.
[0:04:36 – 0:04:44] Adam: Tonight’s Ronald Shara Outdoor Calendar Affirmation of the Evening for February 18th, 2022.
[0:04:44 – 0:04:47] Adam: Chickadees are a-courting and a-singing, Eric.
[0:04:48 – 0:04:49] Adam: Phoebe.
[0:04:49 – 0:04:50] Adam: Phoebe.
[0:04:52 – 0:04:56] Adam: Sunset’s at 5.45 p.m. That’s actually… 5.45?
[0:04:56 – 0:04:56] Adam: 5.45.
[0:04:59 – 0:05:03] Erik: It’s almost like it’s not winter, except it horribly is.
[0:05:03 – 0:05:04] Adam: Get out the SPF 45.
[0:05:05 – 0:05:06] Erik: Yeah, watch those angles.
[0:05:06 – 0:05:07] Adam: Oh, yeah.
[0:05:07 – 0:05:09] Adam: You can get scorched out there.
[0:05:10 – 0:05:15] Adam: That was all really written on the calendar, including the Phoebe part.
[0:05:15 – 0:05:15] Adam: Oh, was it?
[0:05:15 – 0:05:16] Adam: Beardy and chickadees.
[0:05:17 – 0:05:21] Erik: Not doing the mating call, but little chatters, little tree chatters.
[0:05:22 – 0:05:36] Erik: Definitely more noise in the woods than I’ve heard in a long time outside of just like the year-round predators, the screeching, the cacklings of crows.
[0:05:37 – 0:05:39] Erik: Just the general screams.
[0:05:40 – 0:05:43] Erik: No happy birds, just angry diving birds.
[0:05:43 – 0:05:44] Erik: Yeah.
[0:05:45 – 0:05:48] Erik: I’m just picturing like screams of terror.
[0:05:48 – 0:05:50] Erik: Also, yes, dying lagomorph screams.
[0:05:51 – 0:05:52] SPEAKER_05: Why?
[0:05:52 – 0:05:53] SPEAKER_05: Why?
[0:05:53 – 0:06:08] Erik: It’s so like, it’s the snow in the woods right now is so insanely deep that anytime you drive by, not drive by, but just drive the roads in the area, you can just see the deer just like…
[0:06:10 – 0:06:12] Erik: can’t we just hang out on these roads?
[0:06:12 – 0:06:13] Erik: Why do you have to scare us?
[0:06:13 – 0:06:16] Erik: And then they just like back in up to their eyeballs.
[0:06:17 – 0:06:17] Erik: Oh no.
[0:06:18 – 0:06:20] Erik: Back to swimming in snow, I guess.
[0:06:21 – 0:06:22] Erik: Yeah.
[0:06:22 – 0:06:23] Erik: It’s crazy.
[0:06:23 – 0:06:28] Erik: Like it’s not even like, I don’t think even close to like a record breaker or.
[0:06:28 – 0:06:30] Adam: Yeah, no, but it’s over a hundred now.
[0:06:30 – 0:06:31] Adam: So that’s awesome.
[0:06:31 – 0:06:33] Erik: It’s the most we’ve seen in a while.
[0:06:33 – 0:06:33] Adam: Yeah.
[0:06:33 – 0:06:37] Adam: This is, I think going to take out 2018 on the home snow log for sure.
[0:06:38 – 0:06:41] Erik: Halfway through February, and we got more snow coming tomorrow.
[0:06:41 – 0:06:42] Adam: Yeah, it’s going to go.
[0:06:42 – 0:06:43] Adam: There’s nowhere to go with it.
[0:06:43 – 0:06:49] Adam: I was telling Eric before we hit the mic, so I’m just throwing the snow in front of me and just kicking the can down the road.
[0:06:49 – 0:06:51] Adam: You can’t throw it to the side anymore.
[0:06:51 – 0:06:53] Adam: Things eyeball high on both sides of the driveway.
[0:06:54 – 0:06:54] Erik: Yeah.
[0:06:54 – 0:06:55] Adam: Parking area.
[0:06:55 – 0:06:57] Adam: Don’t even get me started on the parking area.
[0:06:57 – 0:06:57] Adam: That’s even higher.
[0:06:58 – 0:07:03] Erik: Yeah, and hopefully it all hangs around in a good way.
[0:07:04 – 0:07:07] Erik: You know who’s going to take the benefit from all this?
[0:07:07 – 0:07:08] Erik: And that is the Big Lake.
[0:07:08 – 0:07:08] Adam: Big Lake.
[0:07:09 – 0:07:09] Adam: Yeah.
[0:07:09 – 0:07:15] Adam: It’s got ice on it now, but check back in a couple weeks and be getting that sweet, sweet melt runoff.
[0:07:15 – 0:07:21] Erik: I wonder if there is any… Is there a science to…
[0:07:23 – 0:07:30] Erik: Like, I know limnology is kind of like the study of legs as their forms when they’re in a liquid state.
[0:07:31 – 0:07:40] Erik: But, like, what is the science or is there anything behind… Because I have often wondered… Not necessarily ice tectonics.
[0:07:40 – 0:07:43] Erik: I do love the thought of that on a big, big lake.
[0:07:44 – 0:07:46] Erik: But just the way that over the course of a winter…
[0:07:46 – 0:07:52] Erik: So, you know, you would generally think in terms of, like, recovering from a drought…
[0:07:54 – 0:08:19] Erik: how this is kind of a combination of like soil and lake but like if depending on how things melt i don’t imagine much of this snowfall from this year is going to help the actual drought conditions if it melts in a certain way if it melts really fast it’s all just going to go into the lakes and not into the ground which i i don’t think really helps a drought situation right
[0:08:19 – 0:08:20] Adam: Yeah, we want more groundwater.
[0:08:21 – 0:08:27] Erik: But also, I think if it melts really fast, it doesn’t even really replenish lake levels either.
[0:08:28 – 0:08:29] Erik: Because it seems like it probably…
[0:08:31 – 0:08:31] Erik: I don’t know.
[0:08:32 – 0:08:37] Erik: There’s something about it that seems like, because, you know, we’ve been up here for a few years now.
[0:08:38 – 0:08:39] Erik: And I’ve seen winters like this.
[0:08:39 – 0:08:42] Erik: And then you’re like, man, it’s going to bring these lake levels all up to snuff.
[0:08:42 – 0:08:43] Erik: And it’s going to be amazing.
[0:08:43 – 0:08:45] Erik: And then winter rolls around or summer rolls around.
[0:08:45 – 0:08:48] Erik: And you’re just like, oh, kind of normal, I guess.
[0:08:49 – 0:08:49] Erik: Just general.
[0:08:49 – 0:08:54] Erik: Like how much does snow fall over the course of a winter actually affect lake levels?
[0:08:55 – 0:08:57] Erik: Because a lot of it just like evaporates.
[0:08:58 – 0:08:58] Adam: That’s true.
[0:08:59 – 0:09:02] Erik: Because there’s not obviously 100 inches of snow on the ground right now.
[0:09:02 – 0:09:02] Adam: Right, yeah.
[0:09:02 – 0:09:03] Adam: It all settles.
[0:09:04 – 0:09:05] Erik: Kind of settles.
[0:09:05 – 0:09:10] Adam: It’s still like ribs deep out there, but it’s not neck deep.
[0:09:11 – 0:09:11] Erik: No.
[0:09:12 – 0:09:13] Erik: But where does it go?
[0:09:14 – 0:09:15] Erik: Yeah.
[0:09:15 – 0:09:16] Erik: And how helpful is it?
[0:09:17 – 0:09:19] Adam: I think it’s probably pretty helpful.
[0:09:20 – 0:09:22] Adam: Like if you didn’t have any snow, you’d really notice it.
[0:09:22 – 0:09:24] Adam: But I trust the watersheds to do their job.
[0:09:25 – 0:09:27] Adam: They’re going to funnel that where it needs to go.
[0:09:27 – 0:09:28] Erik: They’ll figure it out.
[0:09:28 – 0:09:29] Erik: Get it in the ground.
[0:09:29 – 0:09:30] Erik: Get it in the stream.
[0:09:30 – 0:09:30] Erik: Get her in the lake.
[0:09:31 – 0:09:31] Adam: Either way.
[0:09:33 – 0:09:57] Adam: going somewhere yeah i’m not a big fan of the ones going up in the air but does snow going back up in the air no back from whence you came yeah just reabsorbing into the clouds the thing i heard about the ice um especially on the big lake is the here’s where you get the ice it it prevents the lake from being evaporated though so i’m a big fan of the ice just keeping the what’s in there in there something keep the lid on her eric
[0:09:58 – 0:09:59] Erik: Yeah, there’s…
[0:09:59 – 0:09:59] Erik: Butter there.
[0:09:59 – 0:10:03] Erik: There’s barely a lid on it, but there is a good one.
[0:10:04 – 0:10:05] Erik: And it is mid-February.
[0:10:06 – 0:10:07] Erik: And…
[0:10:09 – 0:10:21] Erik: For some reason, yeah, it does immediately upon seeing it after seeing a liquid lake for the last 10 months to get down to the bottom of the hill and just be like white piles.
[0:10:21 – 0:10:23] Erik: I’m still looking for big boats out there.
[0:10:24 – 0:10:24] Adam: Trust me.
[0:10:24 – 0:10:25] Adam: Yeah, I know.
[0:10:25 – 0:10:27] SPEAKER_00: I totally miss the big boats too.
[0:10:27 – 0:10:28] Adam: Yeah, I know.
[0:10:28 – 0:10:31] Erik: But you just come down to like where you’re always like, I’m going to see some waves.
[0:10:31 – 0:10:35] Erik: And it’s just like just this dead white field.
[0:10:35 – 0:10:38] Adam: Yeah, you ever walk out on the Superior Ice?
[0:10:38 – 0:10:39] Erik: Not very far.
[0:10:39 – 0:10:41] Erik: Maybe this year we can hike out to Five Mile Rock.
[0:10:41 – 0:10:43] Adam: That’s exactly where my mind is going.
[0:10:44 – 0:10:48] Adam: I was looking at Five Mile Rock today and it was like covered in a glacier out there.
[0:10:48 – 0:10:49] Erik: Yeah.
[0:10:49 – 0:10:51] Adam: And I saw the way out to it.
[0:10:51 – 0:10:53] Adam: I’m not sure how safe it was, but…
[0:10:53 – 0:10:54] Adam: It’s pretty jangly.
[0:10:55 – 0:10:57] Adam: You can definitely have one of those pokers.
[0:10:58 – 0:10:59] Erik: Yeah, you definitely want a poker.
[0:10:59 – 0:11:00] Erik: Maybe your way out there.
[0:11:00 – 0:11:02] SPEAKER_00: Maybe one of those avalanche suits.
[0:11:02 – 0:11:04] SPEAKER_00: They can move at any time, yeah.
[0:11:04 – 0:11:04] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:11:04 – 0:11:12] Adam: I don’t know what’s more dangerous, paddling a canoe out there in May or trying to walk out there on the ice right now in February.
[0:11:12 – 0:11:13] Erik: I would say probably that.
[0:11:13 – 0:11:16] Erik: But paddling out on a dead calm day in May?
[0:11:17 – 0:11:21] Adam: For two talented paddlers, probably not that dangerous.
[0:11:22 – 0:11:24] Erik: Probably wouldn’t ever choose to do it again.
[0:11:24 – 0:11:24] Erik: The swells.
[0:11:24 – 0:11:25] Erik: It was all right.
[0:11:25 – 0:11:25] Adam: The swells.
[0:11:28 – 0:11:30] Adam: I have a skiing update for you, Eric.
[0:11:31 – 0:11:31] Adam: We should get to the beers first.
[0:11:31 – 0:11:35] Erik: Let’s get to these sponsors, otherwise… Hops is going to be mad.
[0:11:35 – 0:11:38] Adam: Yeah, it’s going to come back to… What do you think?
[0:11:38 – 0:11:40] Adam: Is this one going to freeze on us or no?
[0:11:40 – 0:11:41] Erik: Well, these are twice frozen, I think.
[0:11:42 – 0:11:45] Erik: Once froze, twice shy.
[0:11:47 – 0:11:50] Adam: Pour it in your gullet, down the hatch.
[0:11:51 – 0:11:52] Adam: That song didn’t hit the mark.
[0:11:53 – 0:11:57] Erik: Are you still listening, Tristan and Sarah?
[0:11:59 – 0:12:00] Erik: I hope you enjoyed your Chipotle.
[0:12:01 – 0:12:01] UNKNOWN: What?
[0:12:01 – 0:12:06] Erik: Because these beers arrived in a Chipotle bag, bag, bag, last summer.
[0:12:08 – 0:12:08] Erik: My.
[0:12:09 – 0:12:13] Erik: And Timely AF, these are some indeed.
[0:12:15 – 0:12:16] Erik: Octoberfest.
[0:12:16 – 0:12:17] Adam: How many Oktoberfests do we have?
[0:12:18 – 0:12:18] Erik: Yeah, maybe next year.
[0:12:18 – 0:12:19] Erik: Hey, listen, people.
[0:12:20 – 0:12:24] Erik: Maybe cool on the Oktoberfest or at least beers that bring us to an exact time and place in the far past.
[0:12:24 – 0:12:27] Adam: You’re making us look like daydreaming Johnnies.
[0:12:29 – 0:12:30] Erik: Oh, they instantly froze.
[0:12:32 – 0:12:33] Adam: Super chilled.
[0:12:33 – 0:12:34] Adam: Prost.
[0:12:35 – 0:12:37] Adam: We just made a thud.
[0:12:37 – 0:12:37] Adam: Aww.
[0:12:41 – 0:12:42] Adam: Better bring them in.
[0:12:43 – 0:12:44] Adam: Better bring them in.
[0:12:44 – 0:12:45] Adam: Yeah, they’re all in.
[0:12:45 – 0:12:46] Adam: Oh, they’re fine.
[0:12:48 – 0:12:48] Erik: They’re fine.
[0:12:48 – 0:12:49] Erik: They’re slushy.
[0:12:50 – 0:12:51] Erik: They’re Oktoberfests.
[0:12:52 – 0:12:53] Erik: They’re malty.
[0:12:53 – 0:12:54] Erik: They’re bready.
[0:12:56 – 0:12:56] Adam: They’re rich.
[0:12:58 – 0:12:58] Adam: And they’re chewy.
[0:13:00 – 0:13:04] Adam: Like a soft pretzel in your later hose.
[0:13:05 – 0:13:05] Erik: Mmm.
[0:13:07 – 0:13:08] Erik: Boy, oh boy.
[0:13:08 – 0:13:13] Erik: We’re doing a serious disservice to this beer.
[0:13:14 – 0:13:15] Adam: What has happened?
[0:13:15 – 0:13:17] Erik: I’m sorry, Tristan and Sarah.
[0:13:18 – 0:13:18] Erik: Sarah?
[0:13:19 – 0:13:24] Erik: I’m sorry, Sarah, but it’s just the inundation.
[0:13:25 – 0:13:27] Erik: You can only get to these beers so fast.
[0:13:29 – 0:13:31] Erik: It really is only our fault that we let them freeze.
[0:13:32 – 0:13:34] Erik: That’s no fault of them being around for so long.
[0:13:36 – 0:13:37] Adam: This couldn’t be helped.
[0:13:38 – 0:13:38] Adam: We did our best.
[0:13:40 – 0:13:42] Adam: I have a bunch of beers in my crawl space.
[0:13:43 – 0:13:46] Adam: It’s being kept at a beautiful 50 degrees.
[0:13:46 – 0:13:48] Adam: I’m not sure that’s any better.
[0:13:49 – 0:13:51] Erik: But they’re not bros. Beautiful 50 degrees.
[0:13:51 – 0:13:53] Adam: I don’t have any…
[0:13:54 – 0:13:55] Adam: There’s nothing left in the tumble shed.
[0:13:55 – 0:14:01] Adam: I did break into the tumble shed again this week, and there’s definitely nothing left in there.
[0:14:01 – 0:14:02] Adam: Just oatmeal.
[0:14:03 – 0:14:07] Adam: Oh, yeah, the mouth mixers are probably in there somewhere, and the party lights are still out there.
[0:14:08 – 0:14:09] Adam: Fire them up.
[0:14:09 – 0:14:11] Adam: I busted in there looking for a map of the Grand Canyon.
[0:14:12 – 0:14:14] Adam: Shout out to Baker Barb.
[0:14:14 – 0:14:14] Adam: Barb, you out there?
[0:14:14 – 0:14:15] Adam: You listening?
[0:14:16 – 0:14:19] Adam: Going out to Arizona on a well-deserved vacation.
[0:14:19 – 0:14:43] Adam: and possibly gonna visit the grand canyon i said you better go i’ll bring you my man has she been never and i was like just go i don’t care if you have to you know armed robber somebody get you to drive you up there pull a gun on somebody and get a ride where is she planning on going something rent a car how close is she gonna be she got friends out there i don’t know arizona that’s close enough
[0:14:44 – 0:14:45] Adam: Close enough.
[0:14:45 – 0:14:46] Adam: You’re flying into Vegas.
[0:14:46 – 0:14:49] Erik: My parents lived in Colorado for over five years.
[0:14:50 – 0:14:51] Erik: Still never been to the Grand Canyon.
[0:14:51 – 0:14:52] Adam: Holy smokes.
[0:14:52 – 0:14:54] Erik: It makes me feel bad for them.
[0:14:55 – 0:14:56] Adam: No, I mean, before I went.
[0:14:56 – 0:14:56] Adam: It makes me angry.
[0:14:57 – 0:14:58] Adam: I yell at them every time I see them.
[0:14:58 – 0:15:00] Adam: Everybody was like, you’re not going to believe it.
[0:15:00 – 0:15:01] Adam: And I was like, yeah, uh-huh.
[0:15:01 – 0:15:02] Adam: And I got there.
[0:15:02 – 0:15:03] Adam: I was like, wow.
[0:15:04 – 0:15:04] Adam: Yeah.
[0:15:04 – 0:15:06] Adam: I believe it.
[0:15:06 – 0:15:10] Adam: It really is one of the most incredible things I’ve ever seen.
[0:15:11 – 0:15:16] Adam: Even if you just get to the rim and see it, but I was like, you gotta go down the Bright Angel, Barb.
[0:15:17 – 0:15:19] Adam: Anyhow, I’m not sure where this tangent was going.
[0:15:20 – 0:15:21] Adam: Do you have any idea?
[0:15:23 – 0:15:26] Erik: No, but we are sponsored by our fine friends on Patreon.
[0:15:26 – 0:15:28] Erik: Thank you, Patrons.
[0:15:29 – 0:15:33] Erik: We are finally reviewing Daniel Day-Lewis.
[0:15:34 – 0:15:35] SPEAKER_05: I will find you!
[0:15:36 – 0:15:38] Erik: And Last of the Mohicans.
[0:15:40 – 0:15:43] Erik: This week, hopefully, we’ve both seen it.
[0:15:43 – 0:15:45] Erik: We just have to get around to talking about it.
[0:15:45 – 0:15:47] Erik: It’s going to be one of those ones where it’s like, yeah, it’s a good movie.
[0:15:48 – 0:15:49] Adam: Pretty darn good.
[0:15:49 – 0:15:53] Erik: There’s some fun bits, some things to talk about.
[0:15:54 – 0:15:56] Erik: And yeah, we couldn’t do it.
[0:15:56 – 0:15:57] Erik: We wouldn’t do it.
[0:15:58 – 0:16:00] Erik: We probably would still do it without you.
[0:16:00 – 0:16:03] Erik: But we wouldn’t have the support like we get.
[0:16:03 – 0:16:06] Erik: And we do have some new listeners this week.
[0:16:06 – 0:16:32] Erik: do we we’ve got some new some teas are going out the door some new people have gained access to all of the the library yeah see these are the people these are the smart ones play hang on play the long game wait until the end and then you get access to all of them all at once we’ve got over 40 episodes on i think that’s called the baby yoda movies we think have something to do with the outdoors
[0:16:34 – 0:16:37] Adam: Possibly there’s some paddling or camping.
[0:16:37 – 0:16:38] Adam: We’ll give it a whirl and just see.
[0:16:39 – 0:16:39] Erik: Yeah.
[0:16:39 – 0:16:42] Erik: We’re back on track with Last of the Mohicans.
[0:16:42 – 0:16:42] Erik: We’ve got canoes.
[0:16:42 – 0:16:43] Erik: Serious paddling.
[0:16:43 – 0:16:45] Erik: Very intricate canoes.
[0:16:45 – 0:16:45] Erik: Oh, boy.
[0:16:46 – 0:16:53] Erik: We’ve got multiple long scenes of just general slaughterings.
[0:16:54 – 0:16:54] Adam: Yeah, it was.
[0:16:55 – 0:16:56] Adam: Oh, my God.
[0:16:56 – 0:16:57] Adam: A plus on the slaughtering.
[0:16:58 – 0:16:58] Adam: Yikes.
[0:16:59 – 0:17:00] Adam: That one.
[0:17:00 – 0:17:00] Adam: Maybe one of the best.
[0:17:00 – 0:17:04] Adam: Just as James Fenimore Cooper envisioned it on the big screen, I’m sure.
[0:17:04 – 0:17:04] Erik: Yes.
[0:17:05 – 0:17:07] Adam: He could have even imagined the big screen.
[0:17:07 – 0:17:09] Erik: We’ll get to James Fenimore.
[0:17:10 – 0:17:10] Adam: Anyways, yeah.
[0:17:11 – 0:17:17] Adam: I’m going to give this a Indeed, a half-frozen Indeed Oktoberfest.
[0:17:18 – 0:17:20] Adam: I’m going to give it a three out of five.
[0:17:20 – 0:17:23] Adam: Yeah, yeah, yeahs.
[0:17:25 – 0:17:31] Erik: I’m going to give it five out of five can artworks because it’s just generally great.
[0:17:31 – 0:17:37] Erik: It’s not the overdone like repeating triangle pattern that you see on so many Oktoberfests.
[0:17:37 – 0:17:39] Erik: They’ve done their own thing with it.
[0:17:39 – 0:17:39] Erik: I like it.
[0:17:39 – 0:17:42] Erik: But I’m going to have to go ahead and give it a two out of five.
[0:17:42 – 0:17:47] Erik: I froze the crap out of this beer out of I wish I wouldn’t have.
[0:17:48 – 0:18:13] Adam: got a few people that sent messages asking about bringing in new beers to the co-op yeah i’m still working there and uh bring them on in anybody wants to stop by the co-op my schedule is going to be a bit weird uh going forward but uh you can trust the fine my comrades the fine comrades at the co-op just drop it off and let them know if i’m not there they’ll get it to me and then you can trust us again
[0:18:15 – 0:18:16] Erik: I’m never going to tell you where I am.
[0:18:17 – 0:18:17] Erik: I’m gone.
[0:18:17 – 0:18:18] Adam: Eric’s off the grid.
[0:18:19 – 0:18:20] Adam: He’s out in the big city.
[0:18:20 – 0:18:23] Adam: He’s never going to tell us about what happened in the big city.
[0:18:24 – 0:18:25] Adam: I do have a skiing update.
[0:18:26 – 0:18:26] Adam: Oh, boy.
[0:18:27 – 0:18:28] Adam: I do have a skiing update.
[0:18:28 – 0:18:29] Adam: Just a brief one.
[0:18:29 – 0:18:32] Adam: I got two skis in the last couple of days.
[0:18:32 – 0:18:33] Adam: Got so much snow.
[0:18:33 – 0:18:35] Adam: It’s a sick fresh powder everywhere.
[0:18:36 – 0:18:38] Adam: Just gnawing that pow, Eric.
[0:18:38 – 0:18:39] Adam: That’s what the kids are saying.
[0:18:39 – 0:18:40] Adam: You know how I like to do that.
[0:18:41 – 0:19:01] Adam: and uh got out to the corner off the beaver pond that’s a pretty good uh run and climb out there to uh the half of like the basically the turnaround is at the top of a hill so you just climb your way out there and then uh kind of mosey your way on home that was a nice one i pushed the dog out to 5k on uh single runs now mount marguerite
[0:19:01 – 0:19:02] Adam: No, no, this is going the other way.
[0:19:03 – 0:19:06] Adam: I did get out to Mont Marguerite last week, but it was cloudy.
[0:19:06 – 0:19:09] Adam: Couldn’t even see the lake, much less Isle Royale.
[0:19:10 – 0:19:12] Adam: Bunch of garbage, but it was still fun.
[0:19:12 – 0:19:13] Adam: Bunch of garbage.
[0:19:13 – 0:19:15] Adam: And then did the Cascade Beach.
[0:19:16 – 0:19:17] Adam: It’s not much of a beach.
[0:19:17 – 0:19:19] Adam: It’s more of a cliff.
[0:19:19 – 0:19:25] Adam: Cascade, like by the state park there, by that wayside where it has the signs.
[0:19:26 – 0:19:27] Erik: By Cascade Lodge?
[0:19:27 – 0:19:27] Erik: Yeah.
[0:19:28 – 0:19:34] Adam: Yeah, it’s past this side of it, and there’s that little turnoff, and it’s a picnic area.
[0:19:34 – 0:19:36] Erik: There are some incredible cedars down there.
[0:19:36 – 0:19:37] Erik: Yes.
[0:19:37 – 0:19:39] Erik: I want a picnic down there next year.
[0:19:39 – 0:19:40] Adam: Yeah, the picnic spot.
[0:19:40 – 0:19:48] Adam: You need past, I don’t know if you have to reserve them, but a couple of really choice picnic spots down there.
[0:19:48 – 0:19:49] Erik: I don’t understand.
[0:19:49 – 0:19:50] Erik: They should make a couple of those overnight camping.
[0:19:50 – 0:19:51] Erik: They’re so nice.
[0:19:52 – 0:19:53] Adam: Well, let me tell you though.
[0:19:53 – 0:20:00] Adam: So we stopped in and there’s a trail that kind of goes from there all the way down to almost seven and then crosses back up and across.
[0:20:00 – 0:20:02] Erik: I’m well aware.
[0:20:02 – 0:20:06] Adam: You got to take your skis off and trot across 61, unfortunately, if you want to do the whole loop.
[0:20:06 – 0:20:12] Adam: But we just like did the shoreline section and not going to be open every year.
[0:20:13 – 0:20:16] Adam: Only on very good snow years will that section actually be open.
[0:20:16 – 0:20:16] Erik: Ten.
[0:20:16 – 0:20:17] Erik: 10 feet away from the lake.
[0:20:17 – 0:20:19] Erik: Yeah, no, it’s sweet.
[0:20:19 – 0:20:23] Adam: Like you’re like literally on top of a cliff where there’s big, at that point there was waves still.
[0:20:24 – 0:20:26] Adam: And pretty awesome.
[0:20:26 – 0:20:34] Adam: There is a backpack only campsite down there with a little like wooden, like Appalachian Trail style, like little lean to shelter and a bear locker.
[0:20:35 – 0:20:37] Erik: Yeah, the SHG has a few of those.
[0:20:37 – 0:20:41] Erik: There’s one up on top of, on that end of the park.
[0:20:41 – 0:20:42] Erik: Lookout Mountain.
[0:20:42 – 0:20:48] Erik: Lookout Mountain’s got one of those, even though there’s really not much to see, surprisingly, considering the name.
[0:20:48 – 0:20:48] Adam: Yeah, there’s a couple.
[0:20:49 – 0:20:53] Adam: I think Lookout Mountain, there is a good view, and then there’s like a Moose Mountain, which doesn’t have much of a view.
[0:20:53 – 0:20:55] Adam: I think it’s Moose Mountain, the one that’s on the northeast end of the park.
[0:20:55 – 0:20:58] Adam: Yeah, there’s like five hike-in sites at Cascade State Park.
[0:20:59 – 0:21:17] Adam: and only like a couple of them are actually on the sht but they’re it’s all connected yeah including this one you could like rent this thing out and go stay right down there there’s their own little like moonrise kingdom style beach and yeah ski down into that thing and definitely breaking trail nobody’s going down there and
[0:21:17 – 0:21:17] Adam: It was pretty neat.
[0:21:18 – 0:21:25] Erik: You could do a real, because on the map it looks like it’s a little bit over a mile to get in.
[0:21:25 – 0:21:25] Erik: Yeah.
[0:21:25 – 0:21:30] Erik: But you could do like a shoulder of Highway 61 drop.
[0:21:30 – 0:21:31] Erik: Yeah, you could.
[0:21:31 – 0:21:32] Erik: And get within like a third of a mile.
[0:21:32 – 0:21:34] Adam: Well, that’s actually what we ended up doing.
[0:21:34 – 0:21:42] Adam: We put in from the shoulder during a little like mini blizzard on Tuesday and got stopped by a sheriff while we were like putting our skis on like, are you boys all right?
[0:21:43 – 0:21:44] Adam: Yeah, we’re just skiing.
[0:21:44 – 0:21:45] Adam: This car’s fine.
[0:21:46 – 0:21:46] Adam: I’m just parking here.
[0:21:47 – 0:21:48] SPEAKER_05: All right, have a good one.
[0:21:49 – 0:21:50] Adam: That’s my sheriff impression.
[0:21:51 – 0:21:51] Adam: Pretty good.
[0:21:52 – 0:21:59] Erik: Yeah, there was a state trooper on the side of 61 on my way home from work today, and they hadn’t even finished plowing the shoulders.
[0:21:59 – 0:22:04] Erik: They were fully drifted in, and this state trooper just pulled off into a drift.
[0:22:04 – 0:22:05] Erik: Like what?
[0:22:05 – 0:22:07] Erik: Are you radar gunning people?
[0:22:07 – 0:22:13] Erik: We’re like borderline just on the back end of clearing this road for general travel.
[0:22:13 – 0:22:14] Erik: Yeah.
[0:22:14 – 0:22:17] Erik: Maybe not worry about like pulling people over right now.
[0:22:17 – 0:22:18] Erik: It just made me mad.
[0:22:18 – 0:22:26] Erik: I don’t know why law enforcement generally just makes me mad when they’re just sitting there on the side of the road.
[0:22:26 – 0:22:30] Erik: But when they’re sitting there on the side of the road when like clearly nobody’s going to be speeding right now.
[0:22:31 – 0:22:32] Erik: It’s treacherous.
[0:22:32 – 0:22:32] Adam: Yeah.
[0:22:33 – 0:22:34] Adam: Like, what are you doing?
[0:22:34 – 0:22:37] Adam: Maybe, yeah, drop the squad off and go pick up a plow.
[0:22:38 – 0:22:39] Erik: Yeah, go help, Greg.
[0:22:39 – 0:22:40] Erik: Get behind the wheel of a midnight plow.
[0:22:40 – 0:22:42] Adam: Shovel some people out of town or something.
[0:22:43 – 0:22:44] Erik: Yeah, pick up a shovel.
[0:22:45 – 0:22:46] Adam: You ever think of that?
[0:22:46 – 0:22:47] Adam: I’m just going to sit here and drift.
[0:22:47 – 0:22:48] SPEAKER_03: Protect and serve.
[0:22:49 – 0:22:50] SPEAKER_03: Protect and shovel.
[0:22:50 – 0:22:52] Erik: Hopefully somebody goes by going 66.
[0:22:52 – 0:22:56] Adam: That goes all our Blue Lives Matter listeners, Eric.
[0:22:56 – 0:22:58] Erik: All of our cop buddies that listen.
[0:22:58 – 0:22:58] Erik: Sure.
[0:22:58 – 0:22:59] Erik: Oh, my God.
[0:23:00 – 0:23:02] Adam: All our copper listeners.
[0:23:04 – 0:23:10] Adam: On the subreddit, HaveBeerWillPaddle chimed in on the skiing.
[0:23:10 – 0:23:13] Adam: He said, do not ski with a child in a backpack.
[0:23:14 – 0:23:15] Adam: He also recommended the picnic loop.
[0:23:15 – 0:23:16] Adam: You ever done the picnic loop?
[0:23:17 – 0:23:18] Adam: You heard of this?
[0:23:18 – 0:23:18] Adam: You seen this?
[0:23:18 – 0:23:20] Adam: Off the Onion River Road.
[0:23:20 – 0:23:48] Adam: oh no i have not big old loop like 20 to 30 my uh 20 to 30k depending on the there’s multiple different variations you can do on that and uh recommended by have beer will paddle as a potential warm-up run for the bandedad and uh looked at it on the map looks pretty sweet pretty sweet deal there eric so thanks for the recommendation have beer you know will paddle grossman stan
[0:23:48 – 0:23:50] Adam: But, yeah, I don’t know.
[0:23:50 – 0:24:02] Adam: That seems like I was doing a little more research on it, and it’s like, is this really a warm-up to the Bandedad, or is this, like, the Bandedad should be a warm-up to the Picnic Loop, maybe, because it’s got way more hills.
[0:24:04 – 0:24:12] Adam: The thing with the Bandedad is you don’t really get a lot of, like, downhills to enjoy and just relax and, like, kind of, you know, glide for a bit.
[0:24:13 – 0:24:13] Adam: And recoup?
[0:24:13 – 0:24:17] Adam: Yeah, you’re just kind of slowly working on level ground the whole way.
[0:24:18 – 0:24:18] Adam: Whereas this…
[0:24:19 – 0:24:25] Adam: This picnic loop has got a lot more climbing, but it also has some like, you know, apparently some very ferocious descents.
[0:24:27 – 0:24:30] Adam: Which, you know, I’m not a big fan of.
[0:24:31 – 0:24:32] Adam: I don’t like going fast.
[0:24:33 – 0:24:35] SPEAKER_00: I’m old and I want to go slow.
[0:24:36 – 0:24:38] SPEAKER_00: But I don’t know.
[0:24:38 – 0:24:43] Adam: Maybe I’m going to put it in the hopper, but I doubt that’s going to make it into next week’s ski update.
[0:24:43 – 0:24:44] Adam: But you never know.
[0:24:46 – 0:24:48] Adam: It looks interesting, to say the least.
[0:24:48 – 0:24:51] Adam: There’s a ton of cross-country ski trails out there.
[0:24:51 – 0:24:59] Adam: I kind of feel about the cross-country ski trails how I used to feel about the Boundary Waters, in that you look at a map and you’re like, Jesus, there’s so many lakes.
[0:25:00 – 0:25:02] Adam: How am I ever going to get to them all?
[0:25:03 – 0:25:06] Adam: And then slowly over time, you do get to them all, except for like Gadwall.
[0:25:08 – 0:25:09] Adam: But other than that, you know, I’ve been there.
[0:25:09 – 0:25:10] Adam: Just Gadwall.
[0:25:10 – 0:25:14] Adam: Just because I cannot obtain Gadwall or Vail.
[0:25:15 – 0:25:15] Adam: They’re elusive.
[0:25:16 – 0:25:24] Adam: But I feel that feeling that I had 10 years ago about the Boundary Waters, about the cross-country ski circuit up here.
[0:25:24 – 0:25:25] Adam: There’s a lot of loops out there.
[0:25:26 – 0:25:28] Adam: Loops on loops on loops, Eric.
[0:25:28 – 0:25:30] Erik: Yeah, there’s a lot of loops.
[0:25:30 – 0:25:32] Erik: There’s a lot of loops.
[0:25:32 – 0:25:33] Adam: That’s skiing to be had.
[0:25:34 – 0:25:37] Adam: I spend half my time on the backcountry.
[0:25:37 – 0:25:38] Adam: Eric’s over here.
[0:25:38 – 0:25:39] Adam: He’s all backcountry.
[0:25:40 – 0:25:43] Adam: We’re slowly going to… You got your ski pass now, so we’re going to get them.
[0:25:43 – 0:25:44] Adam: We’re going to get them, folks.
[0:25:45 – 0:25:46] Erik: I got a state ski pass.
[0:25:46 – 0:25:47] Erik: Yeah.
[0:25:47 – 0:25:50] Erik: A state trail ski pass.
[0:25:50 – 0:25:53] Adam: Great Minnesota state ski trail pass.
[0:25:53 – 0:26:10] Erik: Yeah, I had to re-endure the trauma that is going into the Minnesota State Licensing Bureau’s website that brought me so much pain at Clearwater whenever you would get like eight people.
[0:26:10 – 0:26:11] SPEAKER_05: Oh, God.
[0:26:11 – 0:26:15] Erik: Oh, can’t wait to go on our trip tomorrow with a bunch of boys from Arkansas.
[0:26:15 – 0:26:16] Erik: And I got four friends.
[0:26:16 – 0:26:17] Erik: They’re from Pakistan.
[0:26:18 – 0:26:19] Erik: None of us have had licenses.
[0:26:20 – 0:26:22] Erik: None of us even have passports.
[0:26:22 – 0:26:27] Erik: They just have this esoteric crumpled card with a number that you can’t read.
[0:26:27 – 0:26:28] Erik: Good luck.
[0:26:29 – 0:26:30] Erik: Just make it up.
[0:26:30 – 0:26:31] Erik: Oh, my God.
[0:26:31 – 0:26:37] Erik: Okay, I’ll be back in two hours trying to go through and get fishing licenses for people.
[0:26:38 – 0:26:40] Erik: I don’t miss that at all.
[0:26:40 – 0:26:44] Adam: Yeah, it’s never fun to go on the, but it is better.
[0:26:44 – 0:26:48] Adam: It’s preferable to going into a place and trying to get somebody else to do it for you, though.
[0:26:49 – 0:26:49] Erik: Oh, sure, yeah.
[0:26:50 – 0:26:51] Erik: That’s the best way to do anything.
[0:26:51 – 0:26:54] Adam: Throw your crap at somebody and be like, do it for me.
[0:26:54 – 0:26:55] Adam: Give me that.
[0:26:55 – 0:26:57] Adam: I want my ski pass.
[0:26:57 – 0:26:58] Adam: I want a splake license.
[0:26:58 – 0:27:07] Erik: I want to be legal for everything, but I don’t want to have to be responsible for providing any of the information that requires me to actually be responsible.
[0:27:08 – 0:27:08] Erik: Here you go.
[0:27:10 – 0:27:13] Erik: Meanwhile, a line forms, and the stress builds.
[0:27:14 – 0:27:15] Adam: It’s over now, Eric.
[0:27:15 – 0:27:16] Adam: Don’t worry.
[0:27:16 – 0:27:19] Erik: PTSD, I’m like that dog staring at a cupcake right now.
[0:27:19 – 0:27:20] Adam: Breathe?
[0:27:21 – 0:27:22] Adam: Staring at a cupcake?
[0:27:23 – 0:27:24] Adam: That beagle?
[0:27:24 – 0:27:27] Adam: I know the meme you’re talking about.
[0:27:27 – 0:27:31] Erik: Yeah, the dog where they cut to the Vietnam.
[0:27:31 – 0:27:32] Erik: Toon the face?
[0:27:33 – 0:27:35] Erik: You can’t have that cupcake, but you know you want it.
[0:27:36 – 0:27:36] Adam: All right.
[0:27:37 – 0:27:38] Adam: All right, all right, all right.
[0:27:39 – 0:27:40] Adam: Who’s these beers from?
[0:27:40 – 0:27:42] Adam: Big thank you to… Chipotle.
[0:27:42 – 0:27:44] Adam: Chipotle team.
[0:27:44 – 0:27:48] Adam: Team Chipotle for the Frozen Oktoberfest.
[0:27:48 – 0:27:50] Adam: They’re going down great.
[0:27:50 – 0:27:52] Erik: They’re freezing my throat.
[0:27:52 – 0:27:58] Erik: Not quite as much as they froze the throat of that Iditarodist who decided because of his…
[0:27:59 – 0:28:25] Erik: uh alcoholism probably first and then his poor choices second died because he chugged a bottle of uh hyper frozen like 100 alcohol and what yeah you’ve never heard this i’ve not heard this well you haven’t you haven’t read winter dance then i did read winter dance oh well you weren’t scarred enough s you didn’t do half the stuff that’s in winter dance
[0:28:26 – 0:28:28] Erik: You’re calling Paulson a liar?
[0:28:28 – 0:28:28] Adam: Yeah.
[0:28:29 – 0:28:30] Adam: R.I.P.
[0:28:30 – 0:28:31] Adam: Gary Paulson.
[0:28:31 – 0:28:32] Adam: You’re a liar in your grave.
[0:28:33 – 0:28:35] Adam: There’s no way half the stuff in Winter Dance really happened.
[0:28:35 – 0:28:37] Erik: Well, he’s lying in his grave.
[0:28:37 – 0:28:38] Erik: I’ll tell you that much.
[0:28:38 – 0:28:38] Erik: But is he dead?
[0:28:39 – 0:28:42] Adam: I’m going to start declaring somebody dead every week.
[0:28:43 – 0:28:45] Adam: Well, I’ll at least get 50% right.
[0:28:46 – 0:28:47] Adam: I’m pretty sure Paulson is dead, though.
[0:28:48 – 0:28:49] Erik: Wow, 50%.
[0:28:49 – 0:28:50] Erik: You think you can keep that…
[0:28:50 – 0:28:53] Adam: I’m pretty sure I missed on a few of them for sure.
[0:28:53 – 0:28:54] Adam: You missed on most.
[0:28:54 – 0:28:56] Adam: I’ve called a few people dead who are definitely not dead.
[0:28:57 – 0:28:57] Adam: I apologize.
[0:28:57 – 0:28:59] Erik: Missed on most.
[0:28:59 – 0:29:02] Erik: Leading candidate for episode title at this point.
[0:29:02 – 0:29:02] Adam: R.I.P.
[0:29:03 – 0:29:03] Adam: Paulson?
[0:29:03 – 0:29:04] Adam: No, missed on most.
[0:29:04 – 0:29:05] Adam: Paulson’s a dirty liar.
[0:29:06 – 0:29:07] Erik: Rip Paulson.
[0:29:07 – 0:29:09] Adam: Rip Paulson, the liar.
[0:29:09 – 0:29:09] Adam: I doubt it.
[0:29:09 – 0:29:12] Adam: We’re not going to go with that as the title, but I’m pretty sure…
[0:29:13 – 0:29:13] Adam: Come on.
[0:29:13 – 0:29:15] Adam: Have you read Winter Dance?
[0:29:15 – 0:29:16] Adam: Semicolon, the liar.
[0:29:18 – 0:29:18] Adam: Have you read it?
[0:29:18 – 0:29:19] Adam: I mean, seriously.
[0:29:20 – 0:29:21] Adam: Come on.
[0:29:21 – 0:29:22] Adam: There’s just no way.
[0:29:22 – 0:29:23] Erik: Oh, these are going to freeze so hard.
[0:29:23 – 0:29:26] Adam: No, this one actually is kind of coming around now.
[0:29:27 – 0:29:28] Erik: Well, I’m sure it’ll come around.
[0:29:28 – 0:29:30] Adam: The back half on this first one is looking real good.
[0:29:30 – 0:29:32] Adam: Real, real nice, Eric.
[0:29:33 – 0:29:36] Adam: Anyways, Paulson, you know.
[0:29:38 – 0:29:40] Adam: Bless his heart, but there’s just no way.
[0:29:40 – 0:29:43] Erik: Oh, yeah, these things feel like squishy bags of like Jell-O.
[0:29:44 – 0:29:45] Erik: You can tell that it’s going to freeze.
[0:29:45 – 0:29:49] Adam: So Paulson claimed that somebody died from alcohol poisoning during the Iditarod?
[0:29:49 – 0:29:58] Erik: No, not from alcohol poisoning because the alcohol was so hyper chilled, but you could still drink it, that it like froze and like cracked the esophagus.
[0:29:59 – 0:30:13] Adam: hey yeah like you think about drinking something that’s like 100 degrees below zero for real yes hey yeah i don’t like this i don’t like that at all oh there’s the name
[0:30:14 – 0:30:16] Erik: No, that’s the, there’s the name, Tristan.
[0:30:16 – 0:30:17] Erik: Sorry about that.
[0:30:17 – 0:30:17] Adam: Thank you, Tristan.
[0:30:18 – 0:30:18] Adam: Thank you.
[0:30:19 – 0:30:22] Adam: Thank you, T. Appreciate you.
[0:30:23 – 0:30:32] Adam: And I apologize for what I said about Gary Paulson, but I stand by what I said, but it’s a little harsh to have to call it a dead person like that.
[0:30:33 – 0:30:38] Adam: But really, I mean, it’s the exaggeration on that book is out of control.
[0:30:40 – 0:30:45] Adam: He’ll be like, oh, I got dragged by my team for 40 miles.
[0:30:45 – 0:30:46] Erik: It’s for kids.
[0:30:46 – 0:30:51] Adam: Dusted it off and went back out again for another run.
[0:30:52 – 0:30:55] Adam: And also I can see in the dark, the end.
[0:30:56 – 0:30:56] Adam: I don’t think so.
[0:30:56 – 0:30:57] Adam: I don’t think so, Paulson.
[0:30:58 – 0:30:59] Erik: Also skunks.
[0:31:00 – 0:31:00] Adam: Yeah.
[0:31:01 – 0:31:09] Adam: Tonight on the show, we are talking about one of the more fun question of the weeks I can remember in recent memory.
[0:31:09 – 0:31:10] Erik: Yeah, I think so.
[0:31:11 – 0:31:12] Erik: It’s winter.
[0:31:12 – 0:31:13] Erik: We’re having a good time.
[0:31:14 – 0:31:17] Erik: We’re talking fictional character paddling partners.
[0:31:19 – 0:31:21] Adam: The response has been phenomenal.
[0:31:22 – 0:31:22] Erik: Yeah.
[0:31:25 – 0:31:30] Erik: It’s, I think, maybe one of the most responded to questions we’ve had.
[0:31:30 – 0:31:31] Erik: We’re going to have a good time with it.
[0:31:32 – 0:31:34] Erik: We’re going to try to not get too in-depth.
[0:31:35 – 0:31:37] Erik: Let’s just kind of go rapid fire.
[0:31:38 – 0:31:44] Erik: And, you know, along the way, we’re going to fall into some pits, some side tangent pits.
[0:31:45 – 0:31:57] Erik: Not filled with spikes and rocks and jagged things, but balloons and fluffy pillows and balls of enjoyment and creativity.
[0:31:57 – 0:31:59] Adam: Balls of bird leaf.
[0:31:59 – 0:32:01] Erik: Balls of bird leaf.
[0:32:03 – 0:32:04] Adam: Feathers.
[0:32:05 – 0:32:06] Erik: That’s feathers.
[0:32:06 – 0:32:07] Erik: Feathers.
[0:32:08 – 0:32:09] Adam: That’s feathers.
[0:32:09 – 0:32:09] Adam: Bird leaf.
[0:32:10 – 0:32:14] Adam: Did I tell you I was making enchiladas at work?
[0:32:14 – 0:32:17] Adam: I was in a real goofy mood, and I started calling them bird supper.
[0:32:17 – 0:32:21] Adam: I almost got disowned by my own deli crew.
[0:32:22 – 0:32:23] Adam: What’s wrong with you right now?
[0:32:23 – 0:32:24] Adam: I was like, bird supper.
[0:32:25 – 0:32:26] Adam: I get out of the kitchen.
[0:32:26 – 0:32:27] Adam: I get kicked out of my own kitchen.
[0:32:27 – 0:32:28] Adam: That was funny.
[0:32:29 – 0:32:31] Adam: The term bird supper was funny to me.
[0:32:33 – 0:32:34] Erik: Would you ever adopt a bird?
[0:32:35 – 0:32:36] Adam: Yeah, sure.
[0:32:36 – 0:32:36] Adam: I would.
[0:32:37 – 0:32:37] Adam: For sure.
[0:32:37 – 0:32:39] Adam: I’d do an owl for sure.
[0:32:39 – 0:32:40] Erik: Don’t they live forever?
[0:32:41 – 0:32:41] Adam: Probably, yeah.
[0:32:43 – 0:32:44] Erik: You want to clean up owl pellets?
[0:32:44 – 0:32:46] Adam: I want my own little head wig.
[0:32:46 – 0:32:47] Adam: They clean up after themselves.
[0:32:47 – 0:32:52] Erik: Oh, a head wig would be the perfect bird pet because he just kind of comes and goes.
[0:32:53 – 0:32:53] Adam: Yeah, brings you mail.
[0:32:54 – 0:32:54] Adam: Messages.
[0:32:54 – 0:32:56] Adam: Brings you to treasure.
[0:32:56 – 0:32:56] Erik: Warnings.
[0:32:57 – 0:32:57] Erik: Yeah.
[0:32:58 – 0:32:59] Erik: But takes care of himself.
[0:32:59 – 0:33:04] Adam: Yeah, a very proud, independent bird, much like this podcast.
[0:33:04 – 0:33:04] Adam: Yes.
[0:33:05 – 0:33:06] Adam: Thank you for your support.
[0:33:06 – 0:33:08] SPEAKER_00: Proud, independent bird cast.
[0:33:11 – 0:33:12] Adam: Yeah, I would do an owl for sure.
[0:33:12 – 0:33:15] Adam: What would be the most challenging bird to adopt?
[0:33:15 – 0:33:16] Adam: 33 down.
[0:33:17 – 0:33:18] Erik: Probably a bald eagle.
[0:33:19 – 0:33:20] Adam: Yeah, can’t be tamed.
[0:33:20 – 0:33:22] Adam: Or ravens.
[0:33:22 – 0:33:25] Adam: We go back to the episodes on Mind of the Raven.
[0:33:26 – 0:33:31] Adam: It sounds like real hell trying to keep a bunch of rowdy ravens in a pen.
[0:33:32 – 0:33:35] Adam: They will destroy everything in your house.
[0:33:36 – 0:33:38] Adam: I think an owl would be more polite, though.
[0:33:38 – 0:33:43] Adam: I guess the most common bird is one of them talking birds, huh?
[0:33:44 – 0:33:45] Adam: What else talks?
[0:33:45 – 0:33:49] Erik: Yeah, mini to medium-sized parrots.
[0:33:49 – 0:33:52] Adam: Yeah, I would go with a small parrot.
[0:33:53 – 0:33:53] Adam: Cockatoos.
[0:33:54 – 0:33:54] Adam: Yeah.
[0:33:54 – 0:33:55] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:33:55 – 0:33:55] Adam: What about a chickadee?
[0:33:56 – 0:33:59] Adam: It’s the featured guest on tonight’s Ron and Shara calendar.
[0:33:59 – 0:34:00] Erik: They’re too wild.
[0:34:00 – 0:34:04] Adam: Yeah, you can’t keep a chickadee indoors.
[0:34:04 – 0:34:06] Erik: I wouldn’t want to tame that lustful heart.
[0:34:06 – 0:34:07] Adam: Yeah.
[0:34:08 – 0:34:16] Adam: I heard, this is kind of ski related too, I’ve never been over there, but the Valley Creek ski trails, apparently there’s a massive bird feeder station.
[0:34:17 – 0:34:28] Adam: And while whilst on ski, you can grab a big old mitten full of black sunflower seeds and the birds will come eat out of your paw.
[0:34:29 – 0:34:49] Adam: nice so that’s next on my list of ski trails to get to uh because somebody told me you can feed chickadees and nuthatches will come to hand of course the the pine grosbeak eric are too wild they will not come to hand but they will eat the they eat the seeds near you at least that’s as best you can do
[0:34:51 – 0:34:58] Erik: All right, well, we’re talking because we have nothing better to talk about in this dismal, desperate time of year.
[0:34:58 – 0:34:59] Adam: Come on, check that.
[0:34:59 – 0:35:00] Adam: Let’s try that again.
[0:35:00 – 0:35:01] SPEAKER_00: No.
[0:35:01 – 0:35:02] SPEAKER_00: Not now.
[0:35:02 – 0:35:04] Adam: Featured question of the week.
[0:35:04 – 0:35:05] Adam: All right.
[0:35:05 – 0:35:10] Adam: We’re excited to talk about the thing I’ve been wanting to talk about all dang year.
[0:35:11 – 0:35:11] Adam: Dang year.
[0:35:12 – 0:35:13] Adam: All geish daren’t year.
[0:35:14 – 0:35:16] Adam: What fictional character would you like to paddle with?
[0:35:17 – 0:35:24] Erik: All 49 days up to this point, we have been craving to get to the answers to this question.
[0:35:24 – 0:35:27] Adam: My heart yearns for this question like a chickadee yearns for the seed.
[0:35:28 – 0:35:30] Erik: It can be a creature.
[0:35:31 – 0:35:32] Old TV: Phoebe.
[0:35:32 – 0:35:34] Old TV: Phoebe.
[0:35:35 – 0:35:38] Erik: Maybe they’re saying feed me, Seymour.
[0:35:40 – 0:35:42] Erik: Cheeseburger, burger, burger, burger.
[0:35:43 – 0:35:43] Adam: You know what that one is?
[0:35:45 – 0:35:46] Erik: Yeah, one of the other birds up here.
[0:35:47 – 0:35:48] Erik: Nailed it.
[0:35:48 – 0:35:49] Adam: Bird supper.
[0:35:52 – 0:35:52] Erik: Yeah.
[0:35:52 – 0:35:55] Adam: Are we going in top order or are we going down order?
[0:35:55 – 0:35:56] Adam: What are we doing with this one, Eric?
[0:35:56 – 0:35:57] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:35:57 – 0:35:58] Erik: What do you want to do?
[0:35:59 – 0:36:02] Erik: It’s easier to, I’m just going to say, you can make the call.
[0:36:03 – 0:36:08] Erik: It’s easier to start from the top to keep track, but it is more fun to end on the most upvoted.
[0:36:08 – 0:36:10] Erik: Yeah, primo finale.
[0:36:11 – 0:36:11] Erik: Okay.
[0:36:12 – 0:36:16] Erik: But then it is, especially if it inevitably becomes multiple episodes.
[0:36:16 – 0:36:18] Adam: Yeah, it’s real commitment.
[0:36:19 – 0:36:22] Erik: Or we could just say it’s going to be one and hammer it through.
[0:36:25 – 0:36:28] Erik: We promise you this, listeners.
[0:36:28 – 0:36:30] Erik: This will be one episode.
[0:36:31 – 0:36:33] Erik: You think so?
[0:36:33 – 0:36:33] Erik: 75 comments?
[0:36:34 – 0:36:35] Erik: We’re already a half in.
[0:36:37 – 0:37:03] Erik: I don’t know about this it’s a poor promise to make but let’s just start at the top and see how she goes we should just get we should record ourselves this is the way of the future we should just record ourselves responding with very like typical responses and then I mean you don’t even have to come over you can just do that’s the whole point yes no I want to come over
[0:37:04 – 0:37:05] Erik: Recorded.
[0:37:05 – 0:37:07] Erik: For next time.
[0:37:07 – 0:37:13] Adam: You just get me cackling a bunch and saying dumb catchphrases and you just sprinkle that in.
[0:37:13 – 0:37:14] Adam: It’s probably as good as gold.
[0:37:14 – 0:37:17] Erik: I don’t really even think I need to have you sit down and do anything.
[0:37:17 – 0:37:19] Erik: I will just take all of the clean…
[0:37:20 – 0:37:26] Erik: recordings from the last 181 episodes and I will cut and splice them and I’ll deep fake them.
[0:37:27 – 0:37:38] Erik: I’m sure there’s like a podcast like Robo Generator where you can just take all of our words and like you could probably reproduce the movie Citizen Kane.
[0:37:38 – 0:37:47] Adam: You could do any of the movies that we’ve done on Tomahawk Cinema Classics including Last of the Mohicans just using the existing audio in the first 181 episodes.
[0:37:48 – 0:37:49] Adam: I will sprinkle this one in too.
[0:37:49 – 0:37:54] Erik: And if you don’t have the lyric for it yet or the quote for it yet, here it is.
[0:37:54 – 0:37:55] Erik: I will find you.
[0:37:59 – 0:38:00] Adam: I ain’t your scout.
[0:38:00 – 0:38:02] Adam: I sure as hell ain’t your damn militia.
[0:38:03 – 0:38:03] Adam: There we go.
[0:38:03 – 0:38:05] Adam: Now we’re definitely complete.
[0:38:06 – 0:38:10] Adam: Yeah, you get me, deep fake me, deep fake young LeBron in here.
[0:38:11 – 0:38:14] Adam: And we just keep doing our thing for another 180.
[0:38:15 – 0:38:16] Adam: Someday.
[0:38:16 – 0:38:17] Adam: Nobody will even know the difference.
[0:38:18 – 0:38:18] Erik: Someday.
[0:38:18 – 0:38:21] Adam: I still haven’t come over to drink the beers, though.
[0:38:22 – 0:38:25] Erik: Someday I think you and I are going to have a serious disagreement.
[0:38:26 – 0:38:26] Erik: I hope not.
[0:38:26 – 0:38:27] Erik: Jesus.
[0:38:28 – 0:38:31] Adam: As long as no British people get involved, we’re probably fine, Eric.
[0:38:32 – 0:38:33] Adam: All right, let’s start at the top.
[0:38:33 – 0:38:35] Adam: Let’s start with the number one.
[0:38:35 – 0:38:36] Adam: Go with the king.
[0:38:36 – 0:38:39] Erik: Yeah, it is appropriate starting at the top.
[0:38:39 – 0:38:40] Erik: Now we’re here.
[0:38:42 – 0:38:42] Erik: Cheap answer.
[0:38:42 – 0:38:46] Erik: This is to the question I’m sure you all know already.
[0:38:46 – 0:38:48] Erik: We’re trying to stave off cabin fever.
[0:38:48 – 0:38:54] Erik: Winter blues obviously infiltrating the deep, deep wrinkles of the brain.
[0:38:54 – 0:39:01] Erik: And we’re contemplating ideal paddling and portaging partners from any fictional realm, realm, realm.
[0:39:02 – 0:39:27] Erik: creatures humanoids aliens wow no portal creature portal guards tsa agents that you may have met in a dream we would love to hear your thoughts on this pressing matter and of course we’re starting with cheap dancer is it who i think it is then
[0:39:28 – 0:39:28] Erik: Who do you think?
[0:39:29 – 0:39:31] Erik: So this response is from Sheep underscore Dancer.
[0:39:31 – 0:39:32] Erik: Who do you think his response is?
[0:39:34 – 0:39:35] Erik: We’re just guessing at what.
[0:39:36 – 0:39:40] Adam: Is this the one with, wasn’t there a meme posted, though, about Axl?
[0:39:41 – 0:39:41] Erik: No.
[0:39:41 – 0:39:45] Adam: Okay, that would have been my guess, so I don’t know then.
[0:39:46 – 0:39:47] Erik: It’s Carl Spackler.
[0:39:47 – 0:39:48] Erik: Carl Spackler.
[0:39:49 – 0:39:50] Erik: Top-voted comment.
[0:39:50 – 0:39:51] Erik: From Caddyshack.
[0:39:52 – 0:39:53] Erik: That’s Bill Murray.
[0:39:55 – 0:39:56] Adam: Yeah, do you have any quotes ready?
[0:39:57 – 0:39:58] Adam: Hard worker.
[0:39:58 – 0:39:59] Erik: Great story.
[0:39:59 – 0:40:01] Erik: Brings his own weed.
[0:40:01 – 0:40:03] Erik: His own weed.
[0:40:06 – 0:40:06] Adam: So that’s a plus.
[0:40:06 – 0:40:11] Old TV: Son of a bitch.
[0:40:11 – 0:40:12] Old TV: Oh, hi, Carl.
[0:40:13 – 0:40:14] Old TV: How you doing?
[0:40:14 – 0:40:15] Old TV: Oh, hi.
[0:40:15 – 0:40:15] Old TV: Hi.
[0:40:17 – 0:40:17] Old TV: Mind if I play through?
[0:40:18 – 0:40:19] Old TV: Sure, go right ahead.
[0:40:19 – 0:40:21] Old TV: What are you, getting in a late night or something?
[0:40:21 – 0:40:22] Old TV: Yeah, I was just listening.
[0:40:23 – 0:40:25] Old TV: Was that your ball I heard rambling through?
[0:40:25 – 0:40:26] Old TV: Yeah, did you see my ball?
[0:40:26 – 0:40:28] Old TV: Was that your ball I heard rambling through?
[0:40:29 – 0:40:30] Old TV: Titleist?
[0:40:31 – 0:40:31] Old TV: That’s it.
[0:40:31 – 0:40:32] Old TV: Yeah, it’s right here.
[0:40:33 – 0:40:34] Old TV: Is your place gone?
[0:40:35 – 0:40:36] Old TV: Yeah, what do you think?
[0:40:40 – 0:40:41] SPEAKER_03: It’s really awful.
[0:40:41 – 0:40:42] SPEAKER_03: I have a lot of things that are on order.
[0:40:42 – 0:40:43] SPEAKER_03: You know, credit trouble.
[0:40:45 – 0:40:45] Adam: Credit trouble.
[0:40:46 – 0:40:50] Erik: Yeah, I feel like the mini green on the…
[0:40:51 – 0:40:55] Erik: Coffee table is actual green.
[0:40:58 – 0:41:01] Erik: I feel like depending on…
[0:41:01 – 0:41:02] Erik: I would go on a day trip.
[0:41:03 – 0:41:03] Erik: I’ll say that.
[0:41:03 – 0:41:04] Adam: With Spackler?
[0:41:04 – 0:41:06] Adam: Yeah.
[0:41:06 – 0:41:07] Erik: Day trip.
[0:41:08 – 0:41:10] Erik: I couldn’t imagine trying to set up camp with that guy.
[0:41:11 – 0:41:13] Adam: Yeah, it would be infuriating for sure.
[0:41:14 – 0:41:15] Erik: Yeah, or even like depending…
[0:41:16 – 0:41:18] Erik: Could you imagine what he would show up like?
[0:41:18 – 0:41:19] Erik: Like at the landing?
[0:41:20 – 0:41:20] Erik: Hey.
[0:41:21 – 0:41:21] Erik: All right, man.
[0:41:21 – 0:41:22] Erik: We’re meeting.
[0:41:23 – 0:41:23] Erik: Sag.
[0:41:24 – 0:41:24] Erik: Going up.
[0:41:25 – 0:41:25] Erik: Falls chain.
[0:41:26 – 0:41:28] Erik: Be there as early as possible.
[0:41:29 – 0:41:33] Erik: I mean, he’d probably camp out the night before, but then he’d show up and it would just be… Yeah.
[0:41:35 – 0:42:00] Adam: i imagine he would be loud like clanging cups yeah i value organization things like zip tied to packs i know i was late in recording today but i do value punctuality and you know just efficiency and i don’t like just kind of rambling around too much when we’re on the move especially once you’re in camp sure leisure out but getting to camp would be the problem with spackler i think
[0:42:01 – 0:42:04] Erik: But he’ll be, yeah, I mean, highly entertaining throughout.
[0:42:04 – 0:42:05] Adam: In camp, yeah.
[0:42:05 – 0:42:06] Adam: I’d rather go car camping, probably.
[0:42:06 – 0:42:07] Adam: Yeah.
[0:42:07 – 0:42:08] Adam: If that was the case.
[0:42:08 – 0:42:10] Adam: Or, you know, golf cart camping.
[0:42:10 – 0:42:17] Erik: Don’t expect much in terms of reciprocity when it comes to camp help from Carl Spackler.
[0:42:17 – 0:42:18] Adam: Not getting a ton there.
[0:42:18 – 0:42:23] Erik: God forbid a rodent of some kind scurries through camp.
[0:42:23 – 0:42:23] Erik: He’s gone.
[0:42:23 – 0:42:26] Adam: You’re not going to have any problems with the red squirrels.
[0:42:26 – 0:42:27] Adam: That’s for sure.
[0:42:27 – 0:42:28] Erik: Maybe that would be a good thing.
[0:42:28 – 0:42:31] Erik: But he never really seems to be very successful in his outtaking.
[0:42:31 – 0:42:33] Adam: Does he really want to take them out?
[0:42:33 – 0:42:36] Adam: Or is he just messing with everybody?
[0:42:36 – 0:42:38] Erik: Yeah, maybe he’s just filling time.
[0:42:39 – 0:42:42] Adam: Yeah, I would say the red squirrel is definitely the gopher of the boundary waters, though.
[0:42:43 – 0:42:43] Erik: Yeah, for sure.
[0:42:44 – 0:42:47] Adam: Yeah, I haven’t really had any problems with the red squirrel on the disc golf course, though.
[0:42:49 – 0:42:50] Adam: They kind of tend to stay away.
[0:42:51 – 0:42:53] Erik: Yeah, they don’t chew up the ground.
[0:42:53 – 0:42:54] Adam: Yeah, that’s fine.
[0:42:55 – 0:42:59] Adam: Next up on the show, bird dogging it, friend of the show.
[0:43:00 – 0:43:02] Adam: Welcome back with 11 boxes of Franzia.
[0:43:03 – 0:43:05] Adam: This is a great thing to see double digits.
[0:43:05 – 0:43:07] Adam: What was the box count on that last one?
[0:43:07 – 0:43:08] Adam: 13 or 14?
[0:43:08 – 0:43:09] Adam: Holy smokes, baby.
[0:43:10 – 0:43:33] Adam: i can’t scroll my scroll my scroll is all locked up eric eric locked the scroll on me bird dogging it’s coming in hot with 11 box of wine i’m gonna break this down as one an ideal paddling partner and two an ideal portaging partner there we go one the paddling partner jeremiah johnson after the mountain man teaches him how to survive off the land of course
[0:43:34 – 0:43:36] Adam: Late stage Jeremiah Johnson.
[0:43:36 – 0:43:43] Adam: Once I catch the perfect eater-sized walleye, imagine him slowly turning back from the bow and simply giving me the nod of approval.
[0:43:43 – 0:43:44] Adam: Yeah, we all know.
[0:43:44 – 0:43:47] Erik: The only reason to watch that movie is for the nod.
[0:43:47 – 0:43:48] Erik: There it is.
[0:43:48 – 0:43:48] Erik: There it is.
[0:43:48 – 0:43:52] Adam: And then you’re doing the Leonardo DiCaprio pointing at it meme.
[0:43:52 – 0:43:55] Erik: How many memes do you think you could string together that would make sense?
[0:43:55 – 0:43:56] Adam: I think you could go for 100.
[0:43:56 – 0:43:57] Adam: 100?
[0:43:57 – 0:43:58] Adam: Great Hondo.
[0:43:58 – 0:43:58] Adam: Easy.
[0:43:58 – 0:44:00] Adam: There’s so many memes nowadays.
[0:44:00 – 0:44:03] Adam: Back in the day when I grew up, there’s only like three memes, Eric.
[0:44:03 – 0:44:04] Erik: There’s like 100 plus now.
[0:44:04 – 0:44:08] Adam: I think Jeremiah Johnson was the first video meme, if I’m being real.
[0:44:09 – 0:44:13] Adam: Two, the ideal portaging partner, Treebeard the Ent.
[0:44:14 – 0:44:20] Adam: He’d take things slow and make you appreciate your journeys through the woods while also carrying you and all of your gear.
[0:44:20 – 0:44:23] Adam: Don’t think I’d invite him to sit around the campfire, though.
[0:44:23 – 0:44:24] Adam: Ooh, no.
[0:44:24 – 0:44:28] Adam: That would be awkward.
[0:44:28 – 0:44:31] Erik: You might leave a bit of a trace on those portages, though.
[0:44:32 – 0:44:33] Adam: Yeah.
[0:44:34 – 0:44:35] Erik: Crushing the canopy.
[0:44:36 – 0:44:38] Adam: You know, got to get there one way or the other.
[0:44:39 – 0:44:40] Adam: I’ll take a doubler if that’s cool with you.
[0:44:40 – 0:44:43] Adam: I’m into my second Indeed Oktoberfest here.
[0:44:43 – 0:44:44] Adam: Let me see if this one’s froze.
[0:44:47 – 0:44:48] Erik: It’s frozen.
[0:44:48 – 0:44:50] Adam: That one’s indeed frozen.
[0:44:51 – 0:44:54] Adam: Next up on the show, a great friend of the show, Barbs Bannock.
[0:44:55 – 0:44:57] Adam: I believe this is a response.
[0:44:57 – 0:44:57] Adam: I’m sorry.
[0:44:59 – 0:45:00] Adam: We’re not going to read that.
[0:45:01 – 0:45:05] Adam: It does talk about Jeremiah Johnson punching an otter in the face, though.
[0:45:05 – 0:45:06] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:45:06 – 0:45:07] Erik: I don’t think that’s legal.
[0:45:07 – 0:45:11] Erik: You’re just going to all have to check out our Tumble Home cast for the responses.
[0:45:11 – 0:45:14] Adam: Is he going to tease us like that and not give us the whole thing?
[0:45:15 – 0:45:19] Adam: Next up for real on the show, another 11 boxes of wine.
[0:45:19 – 0:45:23] Adam: And this one, all 11 of them are going to blow underscore Zephyr, great friend of the show.
[0:45:25 – 0:45:30] Adam: Thanks to the Forest Service, Dwight Schrute has become the obvious answer.
[0:45:30 – 0:45:36] Adam: His unmatched knowledge of black bear speed, leaping, and climbing ability will result in the perfect blue barrel hang.
[0:45:37 – 0:45:37] Adam: That’s true.
[0:45:38 – 0:45:38] Adam: That’s right.
[0:45:39 – 0:45:40] Adam: Yeah.
[0:45:40 – 0:45:41] Adam: Dwight would be…
[0:45:41 – 0:45:42] Adam: I mean…
[0:45:42 – 0:45:49] Erik: I mean, it’s a funny thing to think about, but it would not be anywhere close to a person, fictionally, that I would choose.
[0:45:50 – 0:45:57] Adam: Yeah, I just never pictured myself being a friend of Dwight or having a really good time with him in the woods.
[0:45:57 – 0:46:05] Adam: But perhaps, you know, maybe my thinking on this case has become uptight.
[0:46:06 – 0:46:07] Adam: Considering the span…
[0:46:12 – 0:46:17] Erik: of human storytelling and the number of characters that exist.
[0:46:18 – 0:46:22] Erik: It’s quite incredible that there exists a character so unique as Dwight Schrute.
[0:46:23 – 0:46:23] Adam: Yeah.
[0:46:23 – 0:46:26] Adam: Simple beet farmer, but so much more.
[0:46:26 – 0:46:46] Erik: Yeah, but also like an office person that speaks to probably so many people that actually have related to experiencing somebody, maybe not 100% like that, but you kind of know somebody like that.
[0:46:48 – 0:46:50] Erik: But I don’t know if I can handle a Dwight Schrute on a paneling.
[0:46:52 – 0:47:17] Erik: it’s a little too uptight yeah well this is the one i was expecting to see a lot of and this is from rojo rider and they’re going with ron swanson from parks and recreation he’d be handy knowledgeable and quiet all true statements yes especially quiet i imagine him being like unless you give him snake juice yeah well he loves steak and whiskey and fishing yeah
[0:47:18 – 0:47:24] Erik: And since he doesn’t really consider fish a meat, there would be more for me.
[0:47:24 – 0:47:25] Adam: Yeah.
[0:47:25 – 0:47:26] Adam: For sure.
[0:47:26 – 0:47:26] Adam: True.
[0:47:27 – 0:47:30] Adam: I bet you could get Ron Swanson to eat a fried walleye breakfast.
[0:47:31 – 0:47:33] Adam: But I agree.
[0:47:34 – 0:47:35] Adam: He does not think that fish is meat.
[0:47:36 – 0:47:37] Adam: So neither.
[0:47:37 – 0:47:37] Adam: Yeah.
[0:47:38 – 0:47:39] Adam: Well, I’m not going to go any farther on that statement.
[0:47:40 – 0:47:44] Erik: Well, you never have to worry about him being hungover because he’s never had too much whiskey.
[0:47:45 – 0:47:45] Erik: No.
[0:47:45 – 0:47:50] Erik: And if he has, he cooks himself a large flank steak, pan fried in salted butter.
[0:47:51 – 0:47:55] Erik: He eats it and puts on a pair of wet socks and goes to sleep.
[0:47:58 – 0:47:59] Adam: Yeah.
[0:47:59 – 0:48:04] Adam: You know, I’m I’m much more a Parks and Rec fan than I am an office fan.
[0:48:04 – 0:48:06] Adam: And I love Ron Swanson.
[0:48:06 – 0:48:10] Adam: His love of breakfast especially is my favorite part of the character.
[0:48:11 – 0:48:12] Adam: And yeah, I don’t know.
[0:48:13 – 0:48:17] Adam: He also wrote a book, you know, he wrote a book called Paddle Your Own Canoe.
[0:48:17 – 0:48:22] Erik: Yeah, I think that’s not necessarily too far off of his actual human character.
[0:48:22 – 0:48:22] Adam: No, right.
[0:48:22 – 0:48:23] Adam: That one’s really based on himself.
[0:48:23 – 0:48:27] Adam: Do you think Dwight Schrute really liked Dwight in his real life?
[0:48:27 – 0:48:28] Adam: Probably not as much.
[0:48:29 – 0:48:49] Erik: um yeah probably not no that’s a i think that one seems much more like a pure character than uh your personal life speaking to a character like nick offerman’s offerman is you know is swanson but now really though who is the duke silver in this equation
[0:48:52 – 0:49:15] Adam: it’s the probably anybody who brings like a saxophone on the boundary waters trip that’s some smooth jazz i doubt it’s happened very often but i bet there’s somebody out there listening that has either brought a saxophone or heard a saxophone just off in the distance on a trip that would be pretty eerie yeah like what’s the deepest into the boundary waters anybody’s ever heard a sax
[0:49:16 – 0:49:19] SPEAKER_00: Can you imagine being in like a PMA and you hear a saxophone?
[0:49:19 – 0:49:20] SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
[0:49:20 – 0:49:23] Erik: A very good, well-played saxophone.
[0:49:23 – 0:49:24] Erik: Damn, this is really hitting it.
[0:49:26 – 0:49:29] Erik: Somebody up on Hairy Lake just jamming out right now?
[0:49:29 – 0:49:31] Adam: This is really striking a chord.
[0:49:33 – 0:49:36] Adam: Next up on the show, Old Canoe Guy, Nine Box of Wine.
[0:49:39 – 0:49:43] Adam: We’re going with the Talking Beavers from Chronicles of Narnia.
[0:49:43 – 0:49:51] Adam: They could fetch firewood, negotiate passage over the beaver dams, look to see if any fish are around, and they wouldn’t pack much.
[0:49:52 – 0:49:53] Adam: Tell good tales around the fire.
[0:49:55 – 0:49:57] Adam: I thought about Jack from Titanic.
[0:49:59 – 0:50:02] Adam: He could play cards, not opposed to having a drink or two.
[0:50:03 – 0:50:05] Adam: Could sketch things that we see in the wilderness.
[0:50:06 – 0:50:15] Adam: And if our canoe tips over in icy cold waters, I know he wouldn’t fight me for the canoe.
[0:50:16 – 0:50:21] Adam: Yeah, I like a… You know, I enjoy something that I can doodle on a trip.
[0:50:21 – 0:50:23] Adam: So Jack from Titanic, sure.
[0:50:24 – 0:50:25] Adam: And it’s nice that…
[0:50:26 – 0:50:30] Adam: You know, there’s plenty of room on the canoe for both people.
[0:50:30 – 0:50:31] Adam: Just hang on.
[0:50:32 – 0:50:33] Adam: The canoe’s not going under.
[0:50:34 – 0:50:36] Adam: Just stick with the boat and get to shore.
[0:50:36 – 0:50:37] Adam: Come on.
[0:50:38 – 0:50:40] Erik: Paint me like you’re Norwegian trees.
[0:50:40 – 0:50:41] Erik: Oh, my.
[0:50:43 – 0:50:43] Adam: Wow.
[0:50:44 – 0:50:48] Adam: There’s some unexpected answers here, but this is why you asked the question.
[0:50:49 – 0:50:50] Adam: For the unexpected.
[0:50:50 – 0:50:51] Adam: That’s why you play the game.
[0:50:52 – 0:50:53] Erik: Goes to that abbey.
[0:50:55 – 0:50:57] Erik: First thought would be Lebowski, a.k.a.
[0:50:57 – 0:50:58] Erik: the dude.
[0:50:58 – 0:50:58] Erik: There we go.
[0:50:59 – 0:51:00] Erik: Yeah, maybe on Brule.
[0:51:01 – 0:51:04] Erik: Would be an interesting and relaxed trip, but he’s too lazy.
[0:51:05 – 0:51:07] Erik: Apparently fictional characters are not my strong suit.
[0:51:08 – 0:51:09] Adam: He’d show up wearing slippers.
[0:51:10 – 0:51:14] Erik: Yeah, any kind of a trip that would require the least amount of work, I think, would be fun.
[0:51:16 – 0:51:18] Adam: Yeah, you can make it work with Lebowski, though.
[0:51:18 – 0:51:23] Adam: I’m pretty sure I’d said this on a previous show that I’d want to go with the dude.
[0:51:23 – 0:51:25] Adam: Uh…
[0:51:27 – 0:51:29] Adam: Yeah, I think the dude would be my answer.
[0:51:30 – 0:51:32] Adam: I think I’ve already given that as my answer.
[0:51:32 – 0:51:34] Adam: But you’re right, though.
[0:51:34 – 0:51:36] Adam: He’s not much of a…
[0:51:36 – 0:51:38] SPEAKER_00: Turn my microphone around.
[0:51:38 – 0:51:41] Adam: He’s a hell of a bowler, but not much of a portager.
[0:51:42 – 0:51:42] Adam: Right.
[0:51:43 – 0:51:46] Adam: And really, a white Russian is the wrong drink for the Boundary Waters.
[0:51:46 – 0:51:47] Adam: I’m just going to say it.
[0:51:47 – 0:51:49] Adam: Have you ever had a white Russian?
[0:51:49 – 0:51:51] Adam: You ever had a Caucasian in the park, Jackie?
[0:51:53 – 0:52:05] Erik: I do love, I mean, we did say we weren’t going to go too much into comments, but I feel like the comments on this particular comment make just too much sense for the lore of this show.
[0:52:05 – 0:52:07] Erik: This is from Pequod Seapod.
[0:52:07 – 0:52:09] Erik: Walter, on the other hand, is straight out.
[0:52:10 – 0:52:12] Erik: Man can’t be trusted with an axe.
[0:52:14 – 0:52:15] Erik: You want a dead toe?
[0:52:16 – 0:52:17] Erik: I can get you a dead toe.
[0:52:17 – 0:52:17] Erik: Believe me.
[0:52:18 – 0:52:19] Erik: There are ways, dude.
[0:52:20 – 0:52:21] Erik: You don’t want to know about it.
[0:52:21 – 0:52:21] Erik: Believe me.
[0:52:22 – 0:52:25] Erik: Hell, I can get you a dead toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon with nail polish.
[0:52:28 – 0:52:33] Erik: I love that there’s the lore of the dead toe in the podcast also applies perfectly to that.
[0:52:33 – 0:52:34] Adam: It does, yeah.
[0:52:34 – 0:52:36] Adam: I’ve never really made the connection.
[0:52:36 – 0:52:39] Adam: It’s probably because I’ve watched The Big Lebowski 185 times.
[0:52:39 – 0:52:41] Adam: Yeah.
[0:52:41 – 0:52:41] Adam: Yeah.
[0:52:41 – 0:52:42] Adam: Grab the Uzi.
[0:52:43 – 0:52:45] Adam: I’ll double back, beat it out of them.
[0:52:47 – 0:52:49] Adam: You don’t want somebody like Walter on your trip, straight up.
[0:52:50 – 0:52:51] Adam: Like, I don’t know, he’s a dear friend.
[0:52:52 – 0:52:56] Adam: But you just, you know, you got to accept the fact you’re just an effing a-hole.
[0:52:56 – 0:53:02] Erik: He would take the slightest of aggressions way too seriously.
[0:53:02 – 0:53:05] Adam: Yeah, if you met anybody on a portage, just like trip over.
[0:53:05 – 0:53:07] Erik: He’d push a Boy Scout.
[0:53:11 – 0:53:13] SPEAKER_00: Is this your homework, Boy Scout?
[0:53:16 – 0:53:16] Adam: Next up on the show.
[0:53:16 – 0:53:18] Adam: You’re locked and loaded.
[0:53:18 – 0:53:18] Adam: Yeah, there we go.
[0:53:19 – 0:53:21] Adam: Regular Yoda from Red Spoon.
[0:53:22 – 0:53:23] Adam: I just spoiled it.
[0:53:23 – 0:53:27] Adam: Red Spoon is next up on the show with eight boxes of wine.
[0:53:28 – 0:53:28] Adam: Yoda.
[0:53:29 – 0:53:30] Adam: Regular Yoda I’m going with.
[0:53:30 – 0:53:31] Adam: Regular.
[0:53:31 – 0:53:31] Adam: Has to be.
[0:53:31 – 0:53:32] Adam: Not the baby.
[0:53:33 – 0:53:35] Adam: I’m just going with my gut instinct here.
[0:53:35 – 0:53:36] Adam: We probably wouldn’t need to paddle.
[0:53:37 – 0:53:38] Adam: Yoda could just float us along.
[0:53:39 – 0:53:46] Adam: I imagine him fitting into a small portage pack and he could teach me sweet flips in S like he did for Luke on Dagobah.
[0:53:47 – 0:53:47] Adam: Dagobah.
[0:53:49 – 0:53:52] Adam: Nailed it.
[0:53:52 – 0:53:56] Adam: If your ship sinks, he can just mind move it up and make it operational again.
[0:53:56 – 0:54:04] Adam: Also, now that I think about it, I guess I’m kind of looking for strange nature universe wisdom when out gathered around the campfire.
[0:54:05 – 0:54:05] Adam: Lightweight.
[0:54:05 – 0:54:07] Adam: Saves room in the boat too.
[0:54:07 – 0:54:09] Adam: Yeah, I’m going with Yoda.
[0:54:09 – 0:54:09] Adam: Alright.
[0:54:11 – 0:54:19] Adam: I like the idea of putting Yoda in a little pack, but as our friend Have Beer Will Paddle noted earlier, you don’t want to put a baby in a pack.
[0:54:19 – 0:54:45] Erik: over the course of the rest of these comments we should maybe think about combinations of paddling partners and trip partners I don’t think that Yoda would be a good paddling partner but he would be an amazing asset to have on board specifically for the raising of things the immediately being able to like start a fire um
[0:54:48 – 0:54:52] Adam: I thought you were talking about the combinations like you got the dude’s body, but then he’s got Yoda’s head.
[0:54:54 – 0:54:55] Erik: No, no, no, no.
[0:54:55 – 0:55:04] Erik: I’m not going to, I’m not going that sci-fi, but it would be, I mean, just think about a trip where you could combine some of the players already mentioned.
[0:55:05 – 0:55:21] Erik: I feel like Yoda just to have like, because no, you’re not going to want to have Yoda with a paddle in his hand, but maybe, maybe just stash him in a bear barrel and like use him like a, just put him in the dill den.
[0:55:22 – 0:55:24] Adam: Yeah, you keep them right in your Stolquist.
[0:55:24 – 0:55:24] Adam: Yeah.
[0:55:24 – 0:55:26] Adam: Real handy, like, well, he’s going on the list.
[0:55:26 – 0:55:34] Adam: I’m kind of keeping a list of the, you know, maybe we’re going to end up having, like, we’ll get nine people on the permit at the end of the day.
[0:55:35 – 0:55:38] Erik: All right, so there’s me and you, and then by the end of this, we’ll choose our full…
[0:55:40 – 0:55:47] Erik: Yeah, we’ll do our first ever nine-person trip with seven other fictional characters.
[0:55:47 – 0:55:50] Erik: Paddling hoedag.
[0:55:51 – 0:55:57] Erik: Billy, Jerry, and Dan from the 2004 cinematic masterpiece Without a Paddle.
[0:55:58 – 0:56:00] Erik: Because everyone knows D.B.
[0:56:00 – 0:56:02] Erik: Cooper didn’t end up in the PNW.
[0:56:03 – 0:56:05] SPEAKER_05: He’s actually in the BWCA.
[0:56:05 – 0:56:09] SPEAKER_05: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
[0:56:11 – 0:56:13] Erik: Thanks for breaking glass where my kids swim.
[0:56:13 – 0:56:17] Erik: Oh, wow.
[0:56:17 – 0:56:21] Erik: Yeah, I don’t know if I would want to go on a trip with any of them.
[0:56:22 – 0:56:24] Erik: Maybe day one again out on Brule.
[0:56:25 – 0:56:29] Erik: There’s a lot of people I could see myself spending like a first night out on Brule.
[0:56:30 – 0:56:33] Erik: Only a few have come to mind as like, okay, full blown.
[0:56:33 – 0:56:35] Erik: I could do a full trip with this guy.
[0:56:35 – 0:56:38] Adam: Yeah, well, I think that’s what we’re looking for here.
[0:56:39 – 0:56:39] Erik: Yeah.
[0:56:40 – 0:56:42] Adam: Maybe not like a month, but at least a five-day.
[0:56:42 – 0:56:43] Adam: Four or five days.
[0:56:43 – 0:56:44] Adam: Yeah, a five-day trip.
[0:56:44 – 0:56:45] Adam: That’s what I’m thinking of.
[0:56:46 – 0:56:46] Adam: Yeah.
[0:56:46 – 0:56:49] Adam: If you can’t do a five-day trip with somebody, then they’re off the list.
[0:56:49 – 0:56:51] Adam: And I’m not sure about these guys.
[0:56:51 – 0:56:52] Adam: Yeah, I don’t know.
[0:56:52 – 0:56:53] Adam: You never know.
[0:56:53 – 0:56:58] Adam: You might end up climbing a large tree and finding true love.
[0:56:58 – 0:56:58] Adam: You never know.
[0:56:58 – 0:57:01] Erik: Even the dude after a couple of days would be like, all right.
[0:57:02 – 0:57:03] Adam: He’s a little too chill.
[0:57:03 – 0:57:05] Erik: Your poncho stinks.
[0:57:06 – 0:57:06] Erik: What?
[0:57:07 – 0:57:07] Adam: Wow.
[0:57:08 – 0:57:08] Adam: Wow.
[0:57:08 – 0:57:13] Adam: I think the Zubas are what stinks, but he probably never washes those things.
[0:57:14 – 0:57:19] Erik: Think about how much milk like lactose is curdling in those thick weaves.
[0:57:19 – 0:57:20] Erik: That sweater.
[0:57:20 – 0:57:21] Erik: On that sweater.
[0:57:21 – 0:57:21] Adam: Yeah.
[0:57:22 – 0:57:24] Erik: You can see him literally like dripping into his beard.
[0:57:24 – 0:57:25] Adam: A lot of half and half.
[0:57:25 – 0:57:27] Adam: His beard probably smells sour.
[0:57:27 – 0:57:29] Adam: You really can’t bring half and half on a trip.
[0:57:30 – 0:57:36] Erik: All right, yeah, like what can you bring to replace half and half and or some kind of a whitening to make it a white Russian?
[0:57:36 – 0:57:44] Adam: I’m sure Ralph’s has some sort of like shelf-stable, you know, non-dairy creamer you can get with your Ralph’s card.
[0:57:45 – 0:57:46] Erik: Boxed white Russian?
[0:57:46 – 0:57:49] Adam: Whoa, hold on.
[0:57:50 – 0:57:54] Erik: Jeff Bridges, his eyes just opened in the grave that he is in?
[0:57:56 – 0:57:57] Adam: Oh, you’re calling RIP on Bridges.
[0:57:59 – 0:58:00] Adam: The dude, I don’t think so.
[0:58:00 – 0:58:01] Adam: I think he’s still alive.
[0:58:01 – 0:58:04] Erik: Oh, the dude’s dead for sure, but Jeff Bridges is alive.
[0:58:05 – 0:58:06] Erik: Or maybe it’s vice versa.
[0:58:08 – 0:58:09] Adam: Who’s the same?
[0:58:09 – 0:58:10] Erik: Who’s going to die first?
[0:58:11 – 0:58:14] Erik: The dude or the actor that played the dude?
[0:58:15 – 0:58:17] Adam: I don’t think we’re ever going to see a sequel.
[0:58:18 – 0:58:19] Erik: God damn it.
[0:58:19 – 0:58:20] Erik: Thank the Lord.
[0:58:20 – 0:58:21] Adam: Yeah, good.
[0:58:21 – 0:58:22] Adam: Leave it be.
[0:58:22 – 0:58:25] Erik: So many movies I’m so happy that are not sequeled.
[0:58:26 – 0:58:26] Adam: Yet.
[0:58:27 – 0:58:31] Adam: You live long enough, Eric, they all get sequeled.
[0:58:33 – 0:58:35] Adam: I’d much rather see a Big Lebowski prequel.
[0:58:37 – 0:58:50] Erik: All right, not that it has to be a sequel, but any movie that plays off of a current Coen Brothers movie, what would you like to see the most?
[0:58:50 – 0:58:52] Erik: What do you think would be the most entertaining?
[0:58:54 – 0:58:56] Erik: Both pre and see.
[0:58:58 – 0:58:59] Adam: Pre and sequel?
[0:58:59 – 0:59:00] Erik: Pre and sequel.
[0:59:00 – 0:59:00] Erik: Either or.
[0:59:01 – 0:59:03] Adam: I want to see a prequel of the Big Lebowski.
[0:59:03 – 0:59:04] Adam: So you already said it.
[0:59:05 – 0:59:08] Adam: On the Speed of Sound Tour with Metallica specifically.
[0:59:08 – 0:59:08] Erik: Sure.
[0:59:08 – 0:59:15] Adam: Or maybe the Seattle 7, you know, me and six other guys.
[0:59:15 – 0:59:15] Adam: Yeah.
[0:59:15 – 0:59:20] Adam: Like that, like just that’s the scene where he’s talking to Maude about his past.
[0:59:20 – 0:59:21] Adam: Yeah.
[0:59:21 – 0:59:24] Adam: Just those couple little stories he drops.
[0:59:24 – 0:59:26] Adam: Just a sequel based on those times.
[0:59:27 – 0:59:29] Adam: And then I want to see a…
[0:59:30 – 0:59:31] Adam: So that would be a prequel.
[0:59:31 – 0:59:35] Adam: I want to see a sequel to what happens to Anton Chigurh after he limps off into the night.
[0:59:36 – 0:59:37] Erik: Oh, sure.
[0:59:37 – 0:59:43] Adam: Because if anybody’s read the book knows that the book doesn’t end where the movie ends on No Country.
[0:59:44 – 0:59:46] Adam: And I’m not sure that…
[0:59:46 – 0:59:47] Adam: I’m thinking Anton’s still out there maybe.
[0:59:48 – 0:59:50] Adam: But I’m not sure that’s really the best answer.
[0:59:52 – 0:59:52] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:59:52 – 0:59:55] Adam: What would you go with for the sequel?
[0:59:57 – 0:59:57] Erik: Sequel?
[0:59:58 – 0:59:58] Adam: Yeah.
[0:59:58 – 1:00:10] Erik: I don’t think it would be nearly as interesting, but I would love to see Marge get re-embroiled in something after they had their child.
[1:00:11 – 1:00:12] Adam: Yeah, I don’t want to…
[1:00:13 – 1:00:18] Erik: I know Fargo has been redone, but I want to see that line of Fargo.
[1:00:18 – 1:00:25] Adam: I remember there being a lot of praise for them having a main character be pregnant and not give birth during the movie.
[1:00:25 – 1:00:27] Adam: It was like, wow, it’s groundbreaking.
[1:00:28 – 1:00:29] Adam: It’s never been done before.
[1:00:29 – 1:00:31] Adam: We just leave that undone.
[1:00:32 – 1:00:37] Adam: To see a sequel to that might be jarring then, to see her as a mother.
[1:00:37 – 1:00:43] Erik: It’s up there in one of my, I would say, top ten love stories.
[1:00:44 – 1:00:45] Erik: Just the purest.
[1:00:46 – 1:00:49] Erik: The way that they’re both so excited that a baby’s coming into the world.
[1:00:50 – 1:00:51] Erik: They’re both just like, two more weeks.
[1:00:52 – 1:00:53] Erik: Two more weeks, hon.
[1:00:54 – 1:00:56] Erik: You gotta eat your breakfast.
[1:00:56 – 1:00:57] Erik: Gotta eat your breakfast.
[1:00:57 – 1:00:59] Adam: I say that every morning when I wake up now.
[1:00:59 – 1:01:00] Adam: It’s great.
[1:01:00 – 1:01:00] Erik: Yeah.
[1:01:02 – 1:01:23] Adam: uh i don’t know let me think on it some more um but i think we got some pretty solid answers there coen brothers wow just a national treasure yeah for the most part like anything coming out next what’s what are they doing now i don’t know i don’t really keep up with them i think they’re done yeah they’re i think they’re just like they’re not making any more movies coen brothers retired
[1:01:25 – 1:01:34] Erik: I would love to see a prequel to a serious man where he just died at birth and that movie never happened.
[1:01:36 – 1:01:36] Adam: Oh, dear.
[1:01:36 – 1:01:38] Adam: Oh, no.
[1:01:38 – 1:01:40] Erik: It’s just how much I hate that movie.
[1:01:40 – 1:01:41] Erik: Oh.
[1:01:41 – 1:01:53] Erik: Like, there really are no true, true, like, flops in some of my favorite directors’ filmographies.
[1:01:54 – 1:01:56] Erik: A Serious Man is.
[1:01:56 – 1:02:02] Erik: A Serious Man and The Lady Killers are two, like…
[1:02:02 – 1:02:03] Erik: They can’t all be hints, Eric.
[1:02:04 – 1:02:04] Erik: Like, they’re…
[1:02:05 – 1:02:09] Erik: Sure, they don’t have to be hits, but they don’t have to be absolute blemishes on a career.
[1:02:10 – 1:02:12] Erik: Both of those movies are god-awful.
[1:02:13 – 1:02:14] Erik: I will never watch them again.
[1:02:14 – 1:02:15] Erik: Right.
[1:02:15 – 1:02:23] Erik: I barely understood one of them, and Lady Killers was just terrible.
[1:02:24 – 1:02:30] Erik: But they’ve got 12 other movies to back them up as being incredible filmmakers, so it doesn’t really matter.
[1:02:32 – 1:02:33] Adam: Yeah, all right.
[1:02:33 – 1:02:39] Adam: Well, I kind of want to, like, there’s a lot of them that I haven’t watched now that I’m thinking about it in a long time.
[1:02:39 – 1:02:42] Adam: Yeah, I think I’m going to go back and watch the Hudsucker Proxy.
[1:02:43 – 1:02:44] Erik: That one’s all right.
[1:02:44 – 1:02:45] Erik: It’s pretty good.
[1:02:45 – 1:02:47] Erik: What’s the black and white one with Billy Bob Thornton?
[1:02:47 – 1:02:48] Adam: The Man Who Wasn’t There.
[1:02:48 – 1:02:51] Erik: That’s so underrated.
[1:02:51 – 1:02:55] Adam: I think we did a best, worst, overrated, underrated.
[1:02:55 – 1:02:57] Adam: I think we kind of did a light Coen Brothers.
[1:02:57 – 1:03:00] Adam: The Man Who Wasn’t There is my most underrated.
[1:03:00 – 1:03:01] Adam: It is most underrated.
[1:03:01 – 1:03:02] Adam: It’s so good.
[1:03:02 – 1:03:04] Adam: Francis McDormand’s big on that one, too.
[1:03:04 – 1:03:05] Adam: James Gandolfini.
[1:03:05 – 1:03:06] Adam: Yes.
[1:03:06 – 1:03:07] Adam: As the…
[1:03:08 – 1:03:09] Adam: What is he?
[1:03:09 – 1:03:10] Adam: He owns like a shoe store or something?
[1:03:11 – 1:03:13] Adam: He’s the mean boss character.
[1:03:13 – 1:03:15] Erik: I don’t know why it’s so underrated.
[1:03:15 – 1:03:17] Erik: Is it because it’s in black and white?
[1:03:18 – 1:03:19] Adam: It’s a movie about a barber.
[1:03:21 – 1:03:22] Adam: Or is it?
[1:03:22 – 1:03:23] Adam: Or is it?
[1:03:24 – 1:03:27] Adam: Next up on the show, a great friend of the show, Hopalicious.
[1:03:28 – 1:03:28] Adam: Who?
[1:03:29 – 1:03:32] Adam: He loves Oktoberfest for sure.
[1:03:32 – 1:03:36] Adam: I would go with Davos Seaworth from Game of Thrones.
[1:03:37 – 1:03:37] Erik: Oh, no, Potato Man?
[1:03:38 – 1:03:39] Adam: The Onion Knight.
[1:03:39 – 1:03:41] Adam: Oh, Onion, not Potato.
[1:03:41 – 1:03:45] Adam: The Potato Man.
[1:03:45 – 1:03:49] Erik: That was one line of vegetables off.
[1:03:50 – 1:03:53] Adam: Maybe if you said Potato Knight, the Potato Man?
[1:03:56 – 1:03:57] Adam: I’m a potato man.
[1:03:57 – 1:03:58] Adam: Spuds.
[1:03:58 – 1:03:59] Erik: Spuds McKenzie?
[1:04:00 – 1:04:04] Adam: He’s a hardworking, sensible fella who can get himself out of a tough jam.
[1:04:04 – 1:04:07] Adam: He also looks like just about every other dude you see in the park.
[1:04:08 – 1:04:09] Adam: Pros.
[1:04:09 – 1:04:12] Adam: He’s a sailor, so he will know his way around the map and the canoe.
[1:04:13 – 1:04:16] Adam: He is a smuggler, so he will know how to properly pack a boat.
[1:04:17 – 1:04:21] Adam: I imagine he would also have some great stories to tell while sipping a few around the fire.
[1:04:22 – 1:04:22] Adam: Cons.
[1:04:23 – 1:04:24] Adam: He’s missing a few fingers.
[1:04:24 – 1:04:27] Erik: I was going to say, how is he going to hold a paddle?
[1:04:27 – 1:04:32] Adam: Just strap it on there with a fine piece of twine.
[1:04:32 – 1:04:35] Adam: I would have to help him tie some knots and split wood.
[1:04:35 – 1:04:38] Adam: He may also bring a few too many onions.
[1:04:38 – 1:04:40] Adam: Who doesn’t like onions, but come on.
[1:04:41 – 1:04:43] Adam: My worst paddling partner would be Anton Chigurh.
[1:04:43 – 1:04:45] Adam: Spooky.
[1:04:46 – 1:04:46] Adam: Spooky.
[1:04:47 – 1:04:47] Erik: Why not?
[1:04:48 – 1:04:53] Erik: If he was in the front of the canoe, fine.
[1:04:53 – 1:04:55] Adam: Yeah, I wouldn’t want him behind me.
[1:04:55 – 1:04:57] Erik: Do not let that man paddle behind you.
[1:04:57 – 1:04:59] Adam: You wake up in your hammock and he’s just standing there.
[1:04:59 – 1:05:00] Adam: Flip a coin.
[1:05:00 – 1:05:01] Erik: Hey, friendo.
[1:05:02 – 1:05:03] Adam: Hey, friendo.
[1:05:06 – 1:05:07] Adam: What’s the most you’ve ever lost on a bet?
[1:05:08 – 1:05:09] Erik: Just go.
[1:05:09 – 1:05:09] Erik: What do we have to bet?
[1:05:09 – 1:05:11] Erik: Can you go get some kindling or something?
[1:05:11 – 1:05:12] Erik: What are we betting against?
[1:05:13 – 1:05:14] SPEAKER_00: Everything.
[1:05:14 – 1:05:15] Erik: Everything?
[1:05:15 – 1:05:15] Erik: Everything.
[1:05:15 – 1:05:17] Erik: I thought we were just out here on a camping trip.
[1:05:18 – 1:05:19] Adam: Oh, no.
[1:05:20 – 1:05:20] Adam: All right.
[1:05:20 – 1:05:21] Adam: I’m doing doubles.
[1:05:22 – 1:05:22] Adam: Coming back.
[1:05:24 – 1:05:25] Adam: Next up on the show.
[1:05:26 – 1:05:28] Adam: I think this is a first timer.
[1:05:28 – 1:05:29] Adam: Failure three.
[1:05:30 – 1:05:31] Adam: Failure three.
[1:05:31 – 1:05:31] Adam: Welcome.
[1:05:31 – 1:05:31] Adam: Seven.
[1:05:34 – 1:05:39] Adam: Welcome to the Tumble Home, a Boundary Waters podcast, a proud independent podcast.
[1:05:40 – 1:05:41] Adam: Failure three.
[1:05:42 – 1:05:45] Adam: Seven boxes of wine for you, and all earned.
[1:05:45 – 1:05:54] Adam: I’ve seen Bilbo mentioned a couple times in this thread, but Samwise Gam… Baggins?
[1:05:54 – 1:05:58] Adam: Samwise would definitely be the better paddling partner.
[1:05:58 – 1:06:03] Adam: Significantly more flexible with lower expectations, good and resourceful cook…
[1:06:04 – 1:06:06] Adam: And he has a better attitude and sense of humor.
[1:06:06 – 1:06:08] Adam: I think this is the comment we’ve been waiting for.
[1:06:10 – 1:06:17] Erik: You just want a pliable, borderline light slave in the form of Samwise Gamgee.
[1:06:17 – 1:06:20] Erik: I think that… Get a backbone, Samwise.
[1:06:20 – 1:06:21] Erik: Get a backbone.
[1:06:23 – 1:06:35] Adam: We still haven’t done the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy on Tumble Home Cinema Classics, so not quite sure I know enough about Samwise to back you up or disagree with you on this comment.
[1:06:36 – 1:06:36] Erik: Okay.
[1:06:36 – 1:06:38] Erik: I haven’t seen all the Lord of the Rings yet.
[1:06:38 – 1:06:39] Adam: Don’t say anything then.
[1:06:39 – 1:06:40] Adam: I’ve just seen the first one.
[1:06:40 – 1:06:41] Erik: Just know that I’m right.
[1:06:41 – 1:06:42] Adam: All right.
[1:06:42 – 1:06:43] Adam: I’m going to take your word for it.
[1:06:43 – 1:06:43] Adam: I trust you, Eric.
[1:06:44 – 1:06:49] Adam: But I do value a good attitude and sense of humor, especially the good attitude.
[1:06:49 – 1:06:50] Erik: Yeah, sure.
[1:06:50 – 1:06:55] Adam: I’d rather take somebody who’s worse as a paddler but has a better attitude.
[1:06:55 – 1:06:59] Erik: A mindless positive attitude is good for you.
[1:06:59 – 1:07:00] Adam: Mindless?
[1:07:00 – 1:07:01] Adam: I didn’t say anything about mindless.
[1:07:01 – 1:07:03] Adam: Well, that’s what I’m saying.
[1:07:03 – 1:07:05] Adam: It’s a mindless positive attitude.
[1:07:05 – 1:07:07] Adam: Just to have a positive attitude means you’re mindless?
[1:07:07 – 1:07:07] Adam: No.
[1:07:07 – 1:07:08] Erik: That’s dark.
[1:07:08 – 1:07:10] Erik: Regardless of the situation.
[1:07:10 – 1:07:11] Adam: I don’t think so.
[1:07:11 – 1:07:12] Adam: I don’t think so.
[1:07:13 – 1:07:14] Adam: Just to be positive.
[1:07:15 – 1:07:16] Adam: You don’t have to always be positive.
[1:07:16 – 1:07:19] Adam: You just have to have a good attitude to not be super negative.
[1:07:19 – 1:07:24] Erik: Well, that’s the problem with Samwise is he never fully understands the situation.
[1:07:24 – 1:07:25] Adam: All right, well, I don’t know.
[1:07:25 – 1:07:29] Adam: Like I said, I’m not fully alert on the entire character arc of Samwise.
[1:07:29 – 1:07:40] Erik: Well, neither am I, and you’re truly taking a real cop out here by allowing all of the diehard Lord of the Rings fans to come at me and not you.
[1:07:40 – 1:07:41] Erik: What?
[1:07:41 – 1:07:44] Erik: I’m not fully privy enough to answer this question.
[1:07:44 – 1:07:45] Adam: I’m not.
[1:07:45 – 1:07:46] Adam: I don’t have all the information.
[1:07:46 – 1:07:47] Adam: I don’t know the answer to this one.
[1:07:47 – 1:07:48] Adam: I don’t have all the information.
[1:07:48 – 1:07:51] Adam: Samwise, you know, Rudy, whoever…
[1:07:51 – 1:07:51] Adam: No!
[1:07:52 – 1:07:56] Adam: How dare you include… Rudy is not Samwise.
[1:07:56 – 1:07:57] Erik: Yeah, Rudy’s not canon.
[1:07:58 – 1:08:10] Erik: Rudy, after he played for Notre Dame, did not go on to jump into the fire of boiling hot lava at Mordor with the ring that needed to be destroyed.
[1:08:11 – 1:08:12] Erik: Spoiler alert.
[1:08:12 – 1:08:14] Erik: Those are two different characters.
[1:08:15 – 1:08:17] Adam: I still haven’t watched the movie.
[1:08:18 – 1:08:18] Adam: Rudy?
[1:08:19 – 1:08:24] Adam: I haven’t seen Rudy or the last five Lord of the Rings movies or the director’s cuts.
[1:08:24 – 1:08:26] Erik: Have you never seen Rudy?
[1:08:26 – 1:08:27] Adam: I have seen Rudy.
[1:08:27 – 1:08:31] Erik: I was going to say, you didn’t graduate high school at a public school without seeing Rudy.
[1:08:32 – 1:08:37] Adam: Um, what I’m saying is I’m not backing up or discouraging what you’re saying about Samwise.
[1:08:37 – 1:08:39] Adam: I’m fine with what you’re saying about Samwise.
[1:08:39 – 1:08:44] Adam: All I’m saying is that I’m just riffing off of the comment about having a good attitude.
[1:08:44 – 1:08:44] Adam: Sure.
[1:08:44 – 1:08:45] Adam: And your paddling partner.
[1:08:45 – 1:08:46] Adam: That’s good.
[1:08:46 – 1:08:46] Adam: Yes.
[1:08:46 – 1:08:48] Adam: I value a good attitude more than skills.
[1:08:49 – 1:08:57] Erik: But what if the good attitude is coming from a place of, of what?
[1:08:57 – 1:08:58] Adam: Deep regret?
[1:08:59 – 1:09:00] Erik: Uh, uh,
[1:09:00 – 1:09:19] Adam: unfulfilled promises I don’t know where you’re driving at with this but I mean I just think having like a good attitude in camp is important is all I’m saying it has nothing to do with Samwise it’s like whatever you want to think about Samwise and his always cheery attitude or whatever deserve it or not
[1:09:19 – 1:09:38] Adam: um that’s i’m not talking about that i’m just saying i enjoy somebody with a good attitude in camp sure when it’s raining they can still have a smile on their face and that doesn’t mean they’re mindless it just means they’re not going to let the rain get them down or ice on the lake so that’s all i’m saying okay
[1:09:38 – 1:09:39] Adam: Fair enough.
[1:09:39 – 1:09:39] Adam: Fair enough.
[1:09:40 – 1:09:41] Erik: Noted.
[1:09:41 – 1:09:42] Erik: Okay.
[1:09:43 – 1:09:48] Erik: Anybody that has a dumb smile on their face as they’re getting pissed on, I’ve got some questions about.
[1:09:49 – 1:09:50] Adam: I guess I have to watch.
[1:09:51 – 1:09:55] Adam: I guess I got to watch these movies to really get a feel for what Samwise is all about.
[1:09:55 – 1:09:57] Adam: He’s an idiot.
[1:09:57 – 1:10:02] Erik: He’s an idiot.
[1:10:02 – 1:10:02] Adam: Is he simple?
[1:10:03 – 1:10:04] Erik: Hmm.
[1:10:07 – 1:10:08] Erik: George R.R.
[1:10:08 – 1:10:15] Erik: Martin would not have you believe that he is truly simple oh is he faking it yeah
[1:10:16 – 1:10:24] Adam: All right, well, I’ll reserve further comment on Samwise and on having a good attitude until I have seen all of Lord of the Rings, I guess.
[1:10:25 – 1:10:25] Adam: Wow.
[1:10:25 – 1:10:27] Adam: I generally like to…
[1:10:27 – 1:10:32] Erik: This podcast will be over by the time you watch all of the Lord of the Rings.
[1:10:32 – 1:10:33] Adam: Still plenty of winter left.
[1:10:34 – 1:10:37] Erik: You’re going to watch all three Lord of the Rings and…
[1:10:38 – 1:10:41] Erik: I don’t even think they count three hobbits.
[1:10:42 – 1:10:43] Adam: I’m not watching the hobbits.
[1:10:43 – 1:10:44] Adam: It’s ridiculous.
[1:10:44 – 1:10:44] Erik: Okay, good.
[1:10:45 – 1:10:46] Adam: No, I draw the line.
[1:10:46 – 1:10:47] Erik: I draw the line.
[1:10:47 – 1:10:48] Adam: I draw the line there.
[1:10:48 – 1:10:54] Adam: Well, I know for a fact as I was just broken into the tumble shed recently that all three of the Lord of the Rings are still on the board.
[1:10:55 – 1:11:06] Erik: Every time you say broken into the tumble shed, I literally picture you like stand up, no, stand up, kicking the door down and just seeing like from the end, breaking into the door.
[1:11:06 – 1:11:06] Erik: Yeah.
[1:11:06 – 1:11:21] Erik: From the inside, the seam on the door is all frosted shut and you just like, and all of our old, like the relics of studio recordings past frost kind of like cracks off of them a little bit.
[1:11:21 – 1:11:23] Erik: The speaker flickers the life.
[1:11:24 – 1:11:24] Adam: Yep.
[1:11:25 – 1:11:27] Erik: Are we doing this?
[1:11:27 – 1:11:33] Adam: Gordy just sort of swings in the canoe a little bit and his eyes just sort of look over to the door.
[1:11:33 – 1:11:33] Erik: Yeah.
[1:11:34 – 1:11:38] Adam: Underneath is from beneath the rim of his tiny sombrero.
[1:11:38 – 1:11:40] Erik: His googly eyes unfreeze.
[1:11:40 – 1:11:42] Adam: He needs googly eyes for sure.
[1:11:42 – 1:11:43] Adam: Once we get him the cheese beak.
[1:11:44 – 1:11:46] Erik: I definitely need some googly eyes.
[1:11:46 – 1:11:47] Erik: Cheese dispensing beak.
[1:11:47 – 1:11:48] Adam: You got the cheese beak.
[1:11:48 – 1:11:49] Adam: It’s a callback.
[1:11:49 – 1:11:50] Erik: It’s a cheese beak.
[1:11:50 – 1:11:51] Adam: I scrolled for you, bud.
[1:11:51 – 1:11:52] Erik: We’re scrolled.
[1:11:52 – 1:11:53] Erik: Aggravating ease.
[1:11:54 – 1:11:55] Erik: 4, 2, 6, 3.
[1:11:56 – 1:11:57] Erik: I believe this is a firstie.
[1:11:58 – 1:11:59] Erik: Sham?
[1:11:59 – 1:12:00] Erik: Sham?
[1:12:01 – 1:12:01] Erik: Sam.
[1:12:02 – 1:12:05] Erik: Shakusky, the ultimate beige lunatic, would be my choice.
[1:12:06 – 1:12:11] Erik: Good skills, plus it would be nice to travel with someone who can use a compass and read a map.
[1:12:13 – 1:12:18] Erik: I’d take Sam Schakowsky before he… Yeah, I’m not sure he’s a beige lunatic, but I would take him for sure.
[1:12:18 – 1:12:19] Adam: Yeah, I mean…
[1:12:19 – 1:12:20] Adam: He quit the Scouts.
[1:12:20 – 1:12:23] Erik: As long as I don’t have to worry about his past.
[1:12:23 – 1:12:25] Adam: He left his khakis behind, I think.
[1:12:26 – 1:12:27] Erik: Adoption past.
[1:12:27 – 1:12:33] Erik: I’m not prepared as much as Bruce Willis is to take care of that boy.
[1:12:33 – 1:12:37] Adam: He might light the brown volcano on fire in his sleep, but that’s okay.
[1:12:37 – 1:12:38] Erik: Yeah.
[1:12:39 – 1:12:41] Adam: We all have our demons, right, Sam?
[1:12:43 – 1:12:45] Adam: Excuse me, isn’t this Sam’s father?
[1:12:45 – 1:12:47] Adam: This is Mr. Billingsley.
[1:12:48 – 1:12:50] Adam: I don’t get how all that works.
[1:12:50 – 1:12:51] UNKNOWN: What?
[1:12:52 – 1:12:53] Adam: Good day.
[1:12:53 – 1:13:00] Adam: Next up on the show, Aldi 1 with a beautiful five box of Franzia Chalable Red.
[1:13:01 – 1:13:02] Adam: Here we go, Eric.
[1:13:02 – 1:13:03] Adam: You’re going to puke your guts out right now.
[1:13:04 – 1:13:05] Adam: A group of hobbits.
[1:13:06 – 1:13:06] Adam: Hey!
[1:13:06 – 1:13:07] Adam: Wait, do you like hobbits or no?
[1:13:08 – 1:13:08] Adam: Are you pro-hobbit?
[1:13:08 – 1:13:09] Adam: No.
[1:13:10 – 1:13:11] Adam: What’s with all the Lord of the Rings talk?
[1:13:11 – 1:13:12] Adam: I wish somebody would have warned me.
[1:13:12 – 1:13:14] Adam: I could have done my homework.
[1:13:15 – 1:13:16] Adam: Group of hobbits.
[1:13:16 – 1:13:22] Adam: One of the best attributes in a tripmate is a positive attitude, Eric, and hobbits would be so jolly.
[1:13:23 – 1:13:26] Adam: Plus, I have a feeling we’d be eating well and often.
[1:13:27 – 1:13:28] Adam: What about second breakfast?
[1:13:29 – 1:13:29] Erik: Yep.
[1:13:29 – 1:13:30] Adam: Edit.
[1:13:30 – 1:13:34] Adam: I should have looked at other answers first to see that two other people listed hobbits.
[1:13:34 – 1:13:34] Adam: Oh, no.
[1:13:35 – 1:13:35] Adam: Oh, no.
[1:13:36 – 1:13:37] Adam: Spoiler alert.
[1:13:38 – 1:13:47] Adam: I guess we can all go together with the Shire folk, a second breakfast for you, second breakfast for you, second breakfast for you as well.
[1:13:47 – 1:13:49] Adam: Thank you for the comment, oldie one.
[1:13:49 – 1:13:51] Adam: So Samwise was a hobbit, correct?
[1:13:53 – 1:13:53] Adam: Yes.
[1:13:53 – 1:13:54] Adam: Okay.
[1:13:54 – 1:13:55] Erik: Yes.
[1:13:56 – 1:13:56] Adam: Okay.
[1:13:56 – 1:13:57] Adam: Okay.
[1:13:57 – 1:14:02] Adam: And so the hobbits have a general, all hobbits have a good attitude and they love extra breakfasts.
[1:14:03 – 1:14:05] Erik: Yes, that’s totally their thing.
[1:14:05 – 1:14:07] Erik: I’m putting him on the list.
[1:14:09 – 1:14:10] Adam: I’m just going to put Samwise on.
[1:14:11 – 1:14:12] Adam: Eric’s not going to like this.
[1:14:12 – 1:14:15] Adam: He may not get the votes, but he’s going to be on the final list, I think.
[1:14:16 – 1:14:18] Adam: Samwise and slash in parentheses Hobbits.
[1:14:19 – 1:14:21] Adam: For good attitude and cheer.
[1:14:24 – 1:14:36] Erik: Well, I think my main problem with the Hobbit live action slash CGI movie is that it replaces in…
[1:14:38 – 1:14:45] Erik: Not, well, in way more minutes than is necessary, a movie that already exists.
[1:14:46 – 1:14:56] Erik: And it is the cartoon version of The Hobbit, which has much better music and is perfectly fine on its own.
[1:14:57 – 1:15:00] Erik: Peter Jackson, go hang out with the Beatles.
[1:15:00 – 1:15:03] Adam: Go hang out with Ringo and quit being greedy.
[1:15:03 – 1:15:06] Erik: We don’t need nine hours of Hobbit.
[1:15:07 – 1:15:10] Adam: Alright, I think this would be a good spot for a break.
[1:15:16 – 1:15:23] SPEAKER_05: Dwallin, Ballin, Keely, Feely, Dory, Norry, and Ori.
[1:15:24 – 1:15:26] SPEAKER_05: Owen, sir, and Gawain, sir.
[1:15:27 – 1:15:29] SPEAKER_05: Call him Biffa and him Baffa.
[1:15:30 – 1:15:33] SPEAKER_05: And, uh, Bamboo at your service.
[1:15:34 – 1:15:38] SPEAKER_00: We are all at your service.
[1:15:59 – 1:16:02] Adam: I still don’t know what to say about The Hobbit or The Lord of the Rings.
[1:16:03 – 1:16:05] Adam: I really need to, I guess, watch those movies.
[1:16:06 – 1:16:07] Adam: There’s no way I’m reading the books.
[1:16:07 – 1:16:08] Adam: I tried to read The Lord of the Rings.
[1:16:09 – 1:16:09] Adam: I just can’t.
[1:16:10 – 1:16:10] Erik: That’s fine.
[1:16:11 – 1:16:12] Erik: And I can totally see why.
[1:16:12 – 1:16:13] Erik: Paddle, jam.
[1:16:14 – 1:16:19] Erik: You’re just going to have to hang on the edge of your seat until next week.
[1:16:19 – 1:16:26] Erik: Because, of course, you know, we’re under a half of the way through the comments.
[1:16:26 – 1:16:27] Erik: Classic.
[1:16:27 – 1:16:28] Adam: I’m like, we’re on break.
[1:16:28 – 1:16:29] Adam: And I’m like, Eric, come on.
[1:16:29 – 1:16:31] Adam: We’re like well over halfway, right?
[1:16:31 – 1:16:34] Adam: And he’s just scrolling and scrolling and scrolling.
[1:16:34 – 1:16:34] Adam: I was like, all right.
[1:16:34 – 1:16:35] Adam: So we’re doing a two-parter then?
[1:16:36 – 1:16:36] Erik: I guess.
[1:16:36 – 1:16:37] Adam: Absolutely.
[1:16:39 – 1:16:43] Adam: For Tumble Home, not for Tumble Home Cinema Classics.
[1:16:43 – 1:16:45] Adam: Too much movies talk on here tonight.
[1:16:46 – 1:16:49] Adam: For Tumble Home, a proud independent Boundary Waters podcast.
[1:16:49 – 1:16:50] Adam: We’re talking about
[1:16:50 – 1:16:55] Adam: imagined, fantasy, and fictional paddling partners.
[1:16:55 – 1:16:57] Adam: It’s going to at least be a two-parter at this point.
[1:16:57 – 1:17:00] Adam: So thank you for your commentary on the subreddit.
[1:17:00 – 1:17:01] Adam: That’s Tumholmcast.
[1:17:02 – 1:17:03] Adam: Check it out on the Reddit.
[1:17:04 – 1:17:06] Adam: If you’re not on there, we did hit 700.
[1:17:06 – 1:17:07] Adam: No squachos eaten.
[1:17:07 – 1:17:08] Erik: Not yet.
[1:17:08 – 1:17:09] Adam: Never going to happen.
[1:17:09 – 1:17:09] Adam: Never going to get us.
[1:17:09 – 1:17:10] Erik: No way, no.
[1:17:10 – 1:17:16] Erik: Next episode, 183, I promise you, a whole bag full of squachos.
[1:17:17 – 1:17:18] Adam: You heard it here.
[1:17:18 – 1:17:19] Adam: It did hear it.
[1:17:20 – 1:17:23] Adam: Yeah, anyways, thanks for all the fun comments.
[1:17:23 – 1:17:24] Adam: We’re having a good time here.
[1:17:25 – 1:17:29] Adam: And I can’t wait to see what’s in the second half of this episode next week.
[1:17:29 – 1:17:30] Erik: Neither can I.
[1:17:30 – 1:17:32] Erik: Next week, right.
[1:17:32 – 1:17:35] Erik: We actually do have to get to talking about Last of the Mohicans.
[1:17:35 – 1:17:37] Adam: Yeah, we’ve got to do Last of the Mohicans.
[1:17:37 – 1:17:41] Adam: And in a couple days, we’re getting together to finish it up.
[1:17:41 – 1:17:43] Adam: So it really will be a two-parter this time.
[1:17:44 – 1:18:11] Adam: uh thank you for the oktoberfest uh eric just gifted me his oktoberfest i was like well yeah why did you open that you gave it a two out of five but i did give him a three out of five yeah yeah yes appreciate you uh even though we did freeze them and they’re still pretty good they’re pretty good yeah i did take a drink of water to get the taste of that indeed oktoberfest out of my mouth not gonna lie sorry thank you we love you happy paddling good night are we done
[1:18:12 – 1:18:16] Adam: Yeah, every day is precious and life is better with second breakfast.
[1:18:16 – 1:18:17] Adam: The end.
[1:18:20 – 1:18:25] SPEAKER_00: The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.
[1:18:26 – 1:18:32] SPEAKER_00: Today and tomorrow are yet to be said.
[1:18:32 – 1:18:37] SPEAKER_00: The chances, the changes are all yours to make.
[1:18:39 – 1:18:58] SPEAKER_00: The mold of your life is in your hands to break The greatest adventure is there if you’re bold Let go of the mold that life makes you hold
[1:18:59 – 1:19:04] SPEAKER_00: Measure the meaning can make you delay.
[1:19:04 – 1:19:11] SPEAKER_00: It’s time you stop thinking and wasting the day.
[1:19:11 – 1:19:18] SPEAKER_00: The man who’s a dreamer and never takes leave.
[1:19:18 – 1:19:24] SPEAKER_00: Who thinks of a world that is just make-believe.
[1:19:29 – 1:19:46] SPEAKER_00: Will never know pain Who sits by the window Will one day see rain The greatest adventure Is what lies ahead
[1:19:47 – 1:19:53] SPEAKER_00: Today and tomorrow are yet to be said.
[1:19:53 – 1:19:58] SPEAKER_00: The chances, the changes are all yours to make.
[1:19:59 – 1:20:06] SPEAKER_00: The mold of your life is in your hands to break.
[1:20:06 – 1:20:15] SPEAKER_00: The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.