271: A Total Boat Show

Episode Transcript

[0:00:37 – 0:00:40] Erik: Welcome, Tumble Homies!
[0:00:41 – 0:00:43] Erik: It’s Studio V!
[0:00:44 – 0:00:47] Erik: It’s Eric, it’s Tumble Home, joined, as always…
[0:00:49 – 0:00:54] Erik: By my good man and friend, fellow international traveler-to-be, Adam.
[0:00:54 – 0:00:55] Erik: Hello.
[0:00:56 – 0:00:57] Adam: Hello, good evening.
[0:00:57 – 0:01:01] Adam: I’m your stoic captain on the American Century.
[0:01:02 – 0:01:03] Adam: Toot toot.
[0:01:03 – 0:01:04] Adam: Big tootie.
[0:01:05 – 0:01:09] Adam: Double toots coming over here from Studio V with The View.
[0:01:10 – 0:01:11] Erik: That thing went by already?
[0:01:11 – 0:01:12] Erik: Did you see it?
[0:01:12 – 0:01:12] Erik: I didn’t.
[0:01:13 – 0:01:14] Erik: I saw the picture that you sent.
[0:01:14 – 0:01:14] Erik: What?
[0:01:15 – 0:01:19] Erik: It looked like it was tracking up the shore, but I got distracted.
[0:01:19 – 0:01:20] Erik: Did you see it?
[0:01:20 – 0:01:29] Adam: Yeah, well, we were heading into town earlier, and I’m always on the ship tracker, as you know.
[0:01:29 – 0:01:31] Adam: Yes.
[0:01:31 – 0:01:33] Adam: And there’s also like zero wind today.
[0:01:33 – 0:01:40] Adam: I went outside at one point, and I cursed the gods, and I could hear an echo in every direction, if that makes sense.
[0:01:40 – 0:01:45] Adam: It was so still this morning that wind was blowing down the chimney.
[0:01:45 – 0:01:47] Erik: Just a general cursing of gods.
[0:01:48 – 0:01:48] Adam: Always got to do it.
[0:01:49 – 0:01:49] Erik: Start the day.
[0:01:50 – 0:01:51] Adam: Start the day with a cursing of the gods.
[0:01:52 – 0:01:57] Adam: Yeah, the echo was really strange because it was so still and humid.
[0:01:58 – 0:02:00] Erik: Yeah, it’s just hanging on.
[0:02:00 – 0:02:00] Erik: I don’t know.
[0:02:00 – 0:02:02] Erik: Ominously dewy.
[0:02:02 – 0:02:07] Erik: Very wet, kind of thick, but cool because it’s just like, well, it’s November.
[0:02:07 – 0:02:11] Erik: Clouds basically down to about 1,000 feet overhead.
[0:02:12 – 0:02:15] Erik: Thick, gray, sunless clouds everywhere.
[0:02:15 – 0:02:17] Adam: Yeah, I thought I was going to see a moose today.
[0:02:17 – 0:02:19] Adam: I didn’t think I was going to see a big boat.
[0:02:19 – 0:02:20] Adam: No?
[0:02:21 – 0:02:25] Adam: At one point, I looked at the forecast, and I’m like, there’s supposed to be some hard north wind coming in.
[0:02:25 – 0:02:28] Adam: The old north wind, oh, she’s going to blow.
[0:02:29 – 0:02:31] Adam: But not until, like, tonight or maybe tomorrow.
[0:02:32 – 0:02:33] Erik: Yeah, maybe tonight it’s going to rain.
[0:02:34 – 0:02:34] Erik: I don’t know.
[0:02:34 – 0:02:39] Adam: Yeah, driving to town, and I was almost startled by a boat.
[0:02:39 – 0:02:40] Adam: Did you see it?
[0:02:41 – 0:02:41] Adam: Yeah.
[0:02:41 – 0:02:42] Adam: And then check the tracker?
[0:02:42 – 0:02:45] Adam: We were by Five Mile Rock going into town, and I was like, whoa, look at that.
[0:02:46 – 0:02:49] Adam: And I honked reflexively, just honked the horn on the truck a bunch.
[0:02:50 – 0:02:51] Adam: Natalie’s like, Adam, stop it.
[0:02:51 – 0:02:51] Adam: Oh.
[0:02:54 – 0:02:55] Erik: What’s wrong with honking at a boat?
[0:02:55 – 0:02:58] Erik: Just swerved into oncoming traffic out of excitement.
[0:02:58 – 0:02:59] Adam: I didn’t drive into the lake.
[0:03:01 – 0:03:03] Adam: I kept her between the lines and honked vigorously.
[0:03:04 – 0:03:05] Adam: And I looked out.
[0:03:05 – 0:03:06] Adam: I go, that’s a big boat.
[0:03:07 – 0:03:08] Adam: That’s a real big boat.
[0:03:08 – 0:03:11] Erik: The American Century going to Thunder Bay?
[0:03:11 – 0:03:11] Adam: Yeah.
[0:03:11 – 0:03:12] Adam: So I was like, what’s your guess?
[0:03:13 – 0:03:15] Adam: And she was like, I don’t know.
[0:03:15 – 0:03:17] Adam: I was like, I think it’s the American Integrity.
[0:03:18 – 0:03:36] Adam: oh the integrity yeah no she she she guessed big paul oh no big paul is more red this is like a black um beauty black and white beauty and uh i guessed integrity but then when we got to town and picked up signal i pulled it up and it was the american century
[0:03:38 – 0:03:38] Adam: Downbound.
[0:03:39 – 0:03:39] Adam: Oh, downbound.
[0:03:40 – 0:03:41] Adam: I don’t know where they’re going, actually.
[0:03:42 – 0:03:43] Adam: Cleveland?
[0:03:43 – 0:03:44] Adam: Zug Island.
[0:03:48 – 0:03:50] Erik: You’ve been zugged.
[0:03:50 – 0:03:52] Erik: The dirtiest island.
[0:03:53 – 0:03:56] Adam: Zug doesn’t even receive shipments anymore.
[0:03:56 – 0:03:57] Adam: They do now.
[0:03:57 – 0:03:59] Adam: That island’s been cancelled for years.
[0:03:59 – 0:03:59] Adam: That’s spooky.
[0:04:00 – 0:04:04] Erik: Covered in soot from head to toe.
[0:04:06 – 0:04:28] Adam: um so yeah uh big boat was spotted though spotted the big boat and uh and then we were like leaving town coming back i was certain we were gonna like see it going off into the distance but i never did see it again yeah have you ever been able to hear them because they almost sometimes feel like they’re so close i always feel like they’re vibrating the pebbles on the beach you should be able to hear them yeah been down there and it’s like
[0:04:29 – 0:04:30] Erik: No, I can’t.
[0:04:30 – 0:04:36] Adam: Yeah, if you can hear an echo in every direction, you should be able to hear the screw turning.
[0:04:36 – 0:04:36] Erik: Oh, yeah.
[0:04:37 – 0:04:40] Erik: You’d think you would, but it’s almost like ominously silent.
[0:04:41 – 0:04:45] Erik: The pulsing of the little toot smokestack is just right there.
[0:04:46 – 0:04:46] Adam: Right.
[0:04:47 – 0:04:48] Adam: So where’s the jet ski?
[0:04:48 – 0:04:52] Adam: You can probably hear the chili being stirred in the galley.
[0:04:52 – 0:05:02] Erik: Yeah, you can hear the pans flipping, the chili simmering, and the captain chewing on his pipe, squinting into the distance.
[0:05:02 – 0:05:03] Adam: We’re holding our own.
[0:05:04 – 0:05:05] Adam: She’s a good little girl.
[0:05:05 – 0:05:06] Adam: Oh, my God.
[0:05:09 – 0:05:17] Adam: I’m rereading Mighty Fitz by Schumacher right now, and it’s full of gems and new information.
[0:05:17 – 0:05:23] Erik: I can’t believe that quote was not included in the original translation.
[0:05:23 – 0:05:24] Adam: I think it was.
[0:05:24 – 0:05:25] Adam: The Good Little Girl?
[0:05:25 – 0:05:26] Adam: I believe it was, yeah.
[0:05:26 – 0:05:27] Adam: It was bracketed.
[0:05:28 – 0:05:29] Erik: Oh, that was your old notes brackets.
[0:05:29 – 0:05:30] Erik: That was your brackets.
[0:05:31 – 0:05:32] Adam: Oh, my bracket?
[0:05:32 – 0:05:33] Adam: Yeah, this is your book.
[0:05:33 – 0:05:36] Erik: Well, I know, but I don’t… Yeah, that one doesn’t ring a bell.
[0:05:36 – 0:05:37] Adam: I think it was in there, yeah.
[0:05:38 – 0:05:43] Adam: I’m learning a few new things, though, but I’m going to save that for the episode on the Daniel Morrell.
[0:05:44 – 0:05:45] Adam: Okay.
[0:05:45 – 0:05:49] Adam: Because Schumacher did it again.
[0:05:49 – 0:05:50] Erik: Brittle Steel.
[0:05:50 – 0:05:50] Erik: Brittle Steel.
[0:05:50 – 0:05:51] Adam: Brittle Steel.
[0:05:52 – 0:05:57] Erik: Yeah, it’s a big night in this godforsaken country.
[0:05:58 – 0:06:01] Erik: We’re not going to talk about it, but we’re all holding our breaths.
[0:06:02 – 0:06:09] Erik: By the time this episode comes out, I’m sure we’ll be embroiled in controversies from…
[0:06:10 – 0:06:11] Adam: Controversies imagined.
[0:06:12 – 0:06:21] Erik: Yeah, from the Pacific to the Atlantic to the borders of the Boreal North to the arid deserts of…
[0:06:23 – 0:06:25] Adam: The Arizona desert.
[0:06:25 – 0:06:26] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:06:26 – 0:06:27] Adam: Yuma.
[0:06:28 – 0:06:28] Erik: To Yuma, yes.
[0:06:29 – 0:06:31] Erik: But it won’t matter to us.
[0:06:31 – 0:06:33] Erik: We’ll be flying high in a couple of days here.
[0:06:34 – 0:06:37] Adam: Yeah, in a big boat in the air.
[0:06:37 – 0:06:38] Adam: Big airboat.
[0:06:39 – 0:06:40] Adam: Airboat over the big lake.
[0:06:41 – 0:06:47] Erik: How hard are you going to track us on that one and try and spy the Edmund Fitzgerald’s sink zone?
[0:06:47 – 0:06:49] Adam: I want the window seat for sure.
[0:06:49 – 0:06:53] Adam: We both get a window seat on that Dash 8.
[0:06:53 – 0:07:03] Erik: Yeah, I did actually choose two seats where we are next to each other, but I should have done it where we were both in two windows right next to each other so we could have done the turnaround.
[0:07:03 – 0:07:05] Adam: You should have taken 1A and then assigned me like 22F.
[0:07:05 – 0:07:07] Erik: Way in the back.
[0:07:08 – 0:07:09] Adam: Hello!
[0:07:10 – 0:07:11] Adam: Don’t talk to him.
[0:07:11 – 0:07:13] Adam: He doesn’t get any peanuts or pretzels.
[0:07:14 – 0:07:15] Erik: Yeah, I don’t know.
[0:07:15 – 0:07:21] Erik: When I booked the flight and went through and chose our seats, they were the first two seats selected on the flight.
[0:07:21 – 0:07:22] Adam: They were the only one.
[0:07:22 – 0:07:25] Adam: They were all available to choose from.
[0:07:25 – 0:07:29] Adam: Fellers, she’s too rough to feed you your pretzels and ginger ale.
[0:07:29 – 0:07:29] Erik: Yeah, I don’t know.
[0:07:29 – 0:07:31] Erik: Maybe he’ll just be…
[0:07:31 – 0:07:36] Erik: I mean, who’s flying to Toronto at 8 o’clock in the morning on a Thursday in November?
[0:07:37 – 0:07:37] Adam: Patriots.
[0:07:37 – 0:07:38] Adam: That’s who.
[0:07:38 – 0:07:39] Adam: True Patriots.
[0:07:39 – 0:07:42] Erik: American Patriots and FiberTech bigwigs.
[0:07:42 – 0:07:42] Erik: Bigwigs.
[0:07:43 – 0:07:52] Erik: It’s all about those bigwigs getting to that top of the skyscraper, top of the CN Tower Thursday morning meeting.
[0:07:52 – 0:07:52] Adam: We’re going.
[0:07:53 – 0:07:53] Adam: We’re going.
[0:07:53 – 0:07:54] Adam: We’re going to the top, too.
[0:07:54 – 0:07:55] Adam: We’re going to that meeting.
[0:07:56 – 0:07:56] Erik: Does it rotate?
[0:07:57 – 0:07:58] Adam: I think it does.
[0:08:00 – 0:08:23] Erik: the sky noodle does it rotate question mark eat some eat some snails on the top of the noodle yep just sucking snails at the top of the noodle we’ll be back classic ontario fair we’ll both be back and settled into our homes by the time this comes out this will all have happened it’s a distant what a magical world we live in crazy world the way time works
[0:08:24 – 0:08:30] Adam: Yeah, it is election night, and we’re getting this one in here in Studio V before the coverage starts.
[0:08:30 – 0:08:33] Erik: Yeah, before the distant fires are glowing.
[0:08:33 – 0:08:36] Adam: Yeah, how many weapons do you have ready?
[0:08:37 – 0:08:40] Erik: I mean, I have quite a few things I could use as a weapon.
[0:08:41 – 0:08:41] Erik: Yeah.
[0:08:41 – 0:08:42] Erik: Sharpened my axe.
[0:08:42 – 0:08:48] Erik: I don’t have any firearms, but I shouldn’t let that go out to the general public.
[0:08:49 – 0:08:50] Erik: Oh, I’ve got guns.
[0:08:50 – 0:08:50] Erik: Yeah.
[0:08:51 – 0:08:52] Erik: I’ve got guns.
[0:08:52 – 0:08:53] Adam: But I got guns.
[0:08:53 – 0:08:53] Erik: Yeah.
[0:08:54 – 0:08:57] Erik: I got some bottle rockets too, so be wary.
[0:08:57 – 0:08:58] Erik: Yep.
[0:08:58 – 0:09:00] Erik: Black Market from Mexico.
[0:09:01 – 0:09:02] Erik: So you don’t know which way they’re going to go.
[0:09:02 – 0:09:03] Erik: They’re squirrely.
[0:09:03 – 0:09:04] UNKNOWN: Yeah.
[0:09:04 – 0:09:05] Adam: They’re swirly.
[0:09:06 – 0:09:06] Adam: Oh, boy.
[0:09:08 – 0:09:09] Adam: We got to have…
[0:09:09 – 0:09:11] Adam: I’m thirsty as the devil.
[0:09:11 – 0:09:13] Adam: We got an art supply sponsorship here.
[0:09:13 – 0:09:14] Erik: Why am I in parentheses?
[0:09:15 – 0:09:16] Erik: I’m just noticing this.
[0:09:16 – 0:09:16] Adam: You are.
[0:09:19 – 0:09:22] Adam: We’re down here in Studio V with The View, although it is now dark.
[0:09:23 – 0:09:27] Adam: This is a late record for us for this phase of the show.
[0:09:28 – 0:09:31] Adam: It says, for Adam, and then in parentheses, and Eric.
[0:09:32 – 0:09:33] Adam: Correctly spelled.
[0:09:33 – 0:09:36] Adam: And it’s in a little brown twisted handle bag.
[0:09:38 – 0:09:48] Adam: And when I was driving down here, a couple deer flew in front of me, and I kind of hit the brakes a little hard, and that one flew down to the ground.
[0:09:48 – 0:09:50] Adam: So we want to set that one aside for now.
[0:09:50 – 0:09:51] Adam: The NA IPA?
[0:09:52 – 0:09:52] Adam: Oh, gosh.
[0:09:52 – 0:09:53] Adam: It’s an NA IPA.
[0:09:54 – 0:09:55] Adam: Hey, Sleeping Giant.
[0:09:55 – 0:09:56] Adam: Hey.
[0:09:56 – 0:09:58] Adam: Canada.
[0:09:58 – 0:09:58] Adam: Wow.
[0:09:58 – 0:09:59] Adam: Friends of the North.
[0:09:59 – 0:10:00] Erik: Who are these from?
[0:10:00 – 0:10:00] Erik: Do we know?
[0:10:02 – 0:10:02] Adam: Oh, there is a card.
[0:10:02 – 0:10:03] Adam: There is a card.
[0:10:03 – 0:10:05] Adam: That one’s got your name on it proper.
[0:10:05 – 0:10:06] Adam: Proper.
[0:10:06 – 0:10:10] Adam: This was dropped off, and it just said Canada on the whiteboard.
[0:10:10 – 0:10:14] Adam: It just said Twisted Handlebag, Canada, August.
[0:10:14 – 0:10:18] Adam: So we’re winding it into another one from…
[0:10:19 – 0:10:21] Adam: So we got two from Sleeping Giant here.
[0:10:21 – 0:10:22] Adam: Eric’s got the card.
[0:10:22 – 0:10:22] Adam: It’s a card.
[0:10:24 – 0:10:37] Adam: from tundra bay got a sleeping giant citra saison that’s adorable and a sleeping giant spruce harvest spruce budworms
[0:10:38 – 0:10:39] Erik: Spruce Budworms, Eric.
[0:10:40 – 0:10:40] Erik: Excuse me.
[0:10:40 – 0:10:41] Erik: And Adam.
[0:10:42 – 0:10:43] Erik: Neither name in parentheses.
[0:10:43 – 0:10:43] Erik: Thank you.
[0:10:44 – 0:10:48] Erik: Here are two seasonal brews from Sleeping Giant and one NA beer.
[0:10:49 – 0:10:50] Erik: Something for the whole family.
[0:10:51 – 0:10:53] Erik: To show our appreciation for all that you do.
[0:10:54 – 0:10:58] Erik: And replenish the sponsorship stocks since it was getting scary low earlier this year.
[0:10:58 – 0:10:59] Erik: It was.
[0:11:00 – 0:11:04] Erik: Cheers and happy paddling from Squirt Fruit and…
[0:11:05 – 0:11:08] Erik: Oh, dear friends of the show.
[0:11:09 – 0:11:09] Adam: Squirt fruit.
[0:11:10 – 0:11:12] Erik: Explains the Thunder Bay.
[0:11:14 – 0:11:18] Adam: Beat me pretty badly in week one of fantasy hockey, I believe.
[0:11:18 – 0:11:20] Erik: Oh, I took my first loss this week.
[0:11:20 – 0:11:21] Erik: I don’t want to talk about it.
[0:11:21 – 0:11:22] Adam: I finally got a win.
[0:11:22 – 0:11:24] Adam: It’s been a trying season.
[0:11:24 – 0:11:25] Erik: Yeah.
[0:11:25 – 0:11:29] Adam: Lars Ulmark finally got his… Ulmark.
[0:11:30 – 0:11:34] Adam: Got his soft tissue figured out, so I guess we’re all okay here.
[0:11:34 – 0:11:35] Erik: Soft tissue injury?
[0:11:35 – 0:11:35] Adam: Yikes.
[0:11:35 – 0:11:37] Erik: I’m just bruised.
[0:11:37 – 0:11:42] Adam: How many players do you have for the game we’re about to witness up in Taranto?
[0:11:43 – 0:11:44] Erik: I mean, I’ve got all my Maple Leafs going.
[0:11:44 – 0:11:47] Erik: I’ve got Mo Sider on the Red Wings.
[0:11:47 – 0:11:49] Adam: So we have guys on both sides.
[0:11:49 – 0:11:50] Adam: I have Larkin.
[0:11:50 – 0:11:53] Erik: Who knows who’s going to be going in net at this point.
[0:11:53 – 0:12:05] Erik: I don’t know who’s playing tonight, but they’ve seemed to kind of been going back and forth now that Joseph Wohl is back, but he’s still on my IR, and I don’t want to do anything about it because I’m indecisive.
[0:12:05 – 0:12:06] Adam: Don’t move him.
[0:12:06 – 0:12:06] Adam: Yeah.
[0:12:07 – 0:12:12] Adam: I got Marner, and then I got Oliver Ekman-Larsen.
[0:12:12 – 0:12:13] Erik: Oh, yes.
[0:12:13 – 0:12:14] Erik: That was a nice pickup.
[0:12:14 – 0:12:18] Adam: And I have Larkin on Detroit.
[0:12:20 – 0:12:23] Adam: And then who’s the winger?
[0:12:24 – 0:12:24] Adam: Nice.
[0:12:24 – 0:12:26] Adam: Is that how you say it?
[0:12:28 – 0:12:31] Adam: The Maple Leafs young left winger.
[0:12:31 – 0:12:32] Erik: Oh, Matthew Nyes?
[0:12:32 – 0:12:32] Adam: Nyes.
[0:12:33 – 0:12:33] Adam: Not nice.
[0:12:34 – 0:12:40] Adam: It’s that way spelled with a G. It is spelled with a K. It’s a K-N-E-I-S-S.
[0:12:40 – 0:12:41] Adam: It could easily be nice.
[0:12:42 – 0:12:43] Erik: I could see that.
[0:12:43 – 0:12:46] Adam: I don’t know, but yeah.
[0:12:46 – 0:12:48] Adam: He’s shooting pretty hot right now, and he’s on that top power play.
[0:12:48 – 0:12:50] Erik: You didn’t draft him, though, did you?
[0:12:50 – 0:12:52] Adam: No, I just picked him up because we’re going to the game.
[0:12:52 – 0:12:56] Adam: I was like, I want as many Maple Leafs and Red Wings players as possible this week.
[0:12:56 – 0:13:00] Erik: Just be very anomalous fans cheering for…
[0:13:00 – 0:13:01] SPEAKER_00: Both teams?
[0:13:01 – 0:13:03] Adam: I just got a big hat that just says sport.
[0:13:05 – 0:13:06] Erik: Fantasy sports.
[0:13:06 – 0:13:10] Adam: I’m going to wear my glasses upside down and chew my hot dog backwards.
[0:13:10 – 0:13:10] Adam: Yeah.
[0:13:11 – 0:13:12] Erik: How do you chew a hot dog backwards?
[0:13:13 – 0:13:14] Adam: Bun first.
[0:13:14 – 0:13:15] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:13:15 – 0:13:16] Adam: All from the bottom?
[0:13:16 – 0:13:17] Adam: You go like a cob of corn.
[0:13:18 – 0:13:18] Adam: Yes.
[0:13:18 – 0:13:19] Adam: There you go.
[0:13:19 – 0:13:21] Adam: You just rotate it.
[0:13:22 – 0:13:26] Adam: I’m going to get us kicked out of Ontario with behavior like that.
[0:13:26 – 0:13:27] Adam: I don’t like that at all.
[0:13:27 – 0:13:33] Erik: I mean, if the bun went all the way around the meat, I could see that being a way to eat it.
[0:13:33 – 0:13:35] Adam: I was going to wear like a Blue Jays hat.
[0:13:35 – 0:13:36] Adam: I do have a Blue Jays hat.
[0:13:37 – 0:13:41] Adam: So I was going to wear a Blue Jays hat and just go incognito.
[0:13:41 – 0:13:48] Erik: Yeah, the only thing I know is that I have to skew blue on my colors.
[0:13:48 – 0:13:48] Adam: Yeah.
[0:13:49 – 0:13:50] Erik: So I can’t wear this sweatshirt.
[0:13:51 – 0:13:51] Adam: Don’t do that.
[0:13:52 – 0:13:56] Adam: I’m not going to try and pretend to be a Red Wings fan in the crowd.
[0:13:56 – 0:13:58] Erik: No, I’m also not going to…
[0:13:58 – 0:13:59] Erik: I don’t know.
[0:13:59 – 0:14:04] Erik: Maybe if I get there and there’s some sick merch, maybe I’ll throw something on.
[0:14:04 – 0:14:05] Erik: But I’m also…
[0:14:06 – 0:14:07] Adam: You don’t have any Leafs gear?
[0:14:07 – 0:14:08] Erik: I don’t have any Leafs.
[0:14:08 – 0:14:10] Erik: I have a Leafs winter hat.
[0:14:11 – 0:14:11] Erik: That’s about it.
[0:14:11 – 0:14:12] Erik: Wear that.
[0:14:12 – 0:14:13] Erik: It’s supposed to be in the 50s.
[0:14:13 – 0:14:15] Adam: Yeah, it’s supposed to be pretty nice.
[0:14:15 – 0:14:16] Erik: It’s supposed to be nice down there on the big lake.
[0:14:17 – 0:14:20] Erik: The little big lake, I guess.
[0:14:23 – 0:14:24] Adam: Gitchy tiny.
[0:14:24 – 0:14:25] Adam: Gitchy tiny.
[0:14:25 – 0:14:28] Adam: We’re going down up to Gitchy Tiny.
[0:14:28 – 0:14:32] Adam: We’re going to maybe paddle a two-person kayak into the marina.
[0:14:32 – 0:14:37] Erik: Yeah, so we’ve got snail sucking at the top of the CN Tower.
[0:14:37 – 0:14:38] Erik: What else?
[0:14:38 – 0:14:43] Erik: Potential mini Big Lake kayak rentals.
[0:14:43 – 0:14:46] Adam: What else is a must-see in Toronto?
[0:14:46 – 0:14:48] Erik: Yeah, tumblehomepass.gmail.com.
[0:14:48 – 0:14:48] Erik: Hit us up.
[0:14:48 – 0:14:50] Erik: What should we do in Toronto?
[0:14:53 – 0:15:17] Adam: uh we’re gonna try i heard they got a real uh fine pizza fine toronto pete toronto style pizza pizza pizza pizza 73 pizza 73 or pizza pizza we’re about to find out yep um yeah can’t wait we’re flying out real early so i know for a fact that there is a um what’s the fancy coffee
[0:15:18 – 0:15:19] Erik: Americano?
[0:15:19 – 0:15:20] Adam: No.
[0:15:21 – 0:15:23] Adam: What’s their Dunkin’ Donuts?
[0:15:23 – 0:15:24] Erik: Oh, Tim Hortons.
[0:15:24 – 0:15:27] Adam: They got Tim Hortons at the Thunder Bay Airport for sure.
[0:15:27 – 0:15:28] Adam: That’ll be open.
[0:15:28 – 0:15:29] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:15:29 – 0:15:31] Erik: That’s the only other time you’ve been there, right, is with me.
[0:15:31 – 0:15:35] Adam: No, Natalie and I flew out of there on our way to Costa Rica.
[0:15:36 – 0:15:36] Erik: That’s right.
[0:15:36 – 0:15:38] Erik: You did this exact same first leg.
[0:15:38 – 0:15:41] Adam: Yeah, I’ve been on Thunder Bay to Pearson.
[0:15:41 – 0:15:42] Adam: Yeah.
[0:15:42 – 0:15:45] Adam: And then onward down to Costa Rica.
[0:15:45 – 0:15:48] Adam: But again, we flew out at like 5 in the morning too.
[0:15:48 – 0:15:53] Adam: But the Tim Hortons was open, and then there was like a little shop where you could buy some like –
[0:15:54 – 0:16:22] Adam: duck foot beer or something i don’t remember seeing any of the sleeping giant beers there but maybe there is a way to get an airport beer at five in the morning but i feel like at this point we could probably just wait and find something once we get to toronto it’s so early it’s too early i uh i haven’t had either of these sleeping giants so i have been to sleeping giant brewing and tundra bay i i found out a fun fact these are seasonal so
[0:16:22 – 0:16:24] Adam: That’s probably why I haven’t seen them before.
[0:16:25 – 0:16:26] Adam: Are you going to pick one of these?
[0:16:27 – 0:16:29] Adam: And I’ll tell you my fun fact about Thunder Bay.
[0:16:30 – 0:16:30] Erik: Sure.
[0:16:31 – 0:16:32] Adam: You’re going with that one, the spruce?
[0:16:32 – 0:16:32] Adam: Picked.
[0:16:33 – 0:16:36] Adam: I’ll go with the saison.
[0:16:36 – 0:16:41] Adam: Thank you, Squirtfruit and Joueret Poisson.
[0:16:43 – 0:16:44] Adam: Here’s my fun fact.
[0:16:45 – 0:16:55] Adam: I read this and I didn’t really look into it a whole lot, but apparently Thunder Bay is the combination of Port Arthur and Fort William and a couple other municipalities.
[0:16:56 – 0:16:57] Adam: Oh, yeah.
[0:16:57 – 0:17:00] Adam: They decided to combine into one big town.
[0:17:00 – 0:17:01] Erik: They had a vote.
[0:17:01 – 0:17:03] Adam: They had a vote on the name of the town.
[0:17:03 – 0:17:06] Erik: And it barely beat out Lakehead.
[0:17:06 – 0:17:12] Adam: So the three options were Lakehead, the Lakehead, and Thunder Bay.
[0:17:12 – 0:17:13] Adam: And Thunder Bay barely won.
[0:17:13 – 0:17:15] Adam: The Lakehead.
[0:17:16 – 0:17:17] Adam: The Lakehead.
[0:17:17 – 0:17:17] Adam: You got greedy.
[0:17:18 – 0:17:20] Erik: It’s like voting for a third party.
[0:17:20 – 0:17:20] Adam: Yeah.
[0:17:20 – 0:17:27] Adam: Well, the third party won in this case because it was like a real rivalry between people who wanted the the.
[0:17:28 – 0:17:29] Adam: On Lakehead?
[0:17:29 – 0:17:33] Erik: If they would have just combined their efforts, there would be no Thunder Bay.
[0:17:33 – 0:17:35] Adam: The Lakehead Coalition really messed that one up.
[0:17:35 – 0:17:36] Adam: They followed it up bad.
[0:17:37 – 0:17:37] Adam: My God.
[0:17:37 – 0:17:39] Adam: So now that’s why Thunder Bay is called Thunder Bay.
[0:17:40 – 0:17:41] Adam: Yeah, I guess.
[0:17:41 – 0:17:41] Adam: How about that?
[0:17:41 – 0:17:42] Erik: How long has it been named that?
[0:17:42 – 0:17:43] Adam: Since like the 70s?
[0:17:44 – 0:17:45] Adam: Like not that long.
[0:17:45 – 0:17:46] Erik: Man, we got to start doing this more.
[0:17:46 – 0:17:49] Erik: Just combining towns and voting on names.
[0:17:51 – 0:18:14] Erik: what are these stickers i’m just noticing that these beers that they have stickers over like other can artwork it looks like a what are those like a fruity orange stegals oh that’s what’s going on yeah isn’t that what it looks like seasonal like it’s an old stegal can yeah but it’s i mean i can’t imagine that they like yeah get your cans where cans can be got that was like a bunch of old stegals dumped it out and filled it with their own beer
[0:18:14 – 0:18:18] Adam: That was like a pandemic thing for a while where they couldn’t even get tall cans.
[0:18:18 – 0:18:19] Adam: Remember?
[0:18:19 – 0:18:19] Erik: Yeah, yeah.
[0:18:19 – 0:18:24] Adam: When Mingolds were in short cans for a while because they couldn’t even get a tall can.
[0:18:24 – 0:18:29] Erik: Yeah, and then you would do the thing where you could peel the plastic when it was in that shrink wrap.
[0:18:29 – 0:18:35] Adam: It was like, oh, this was a beer that… Yeah, these look like creamsicles with a new sticker on top.
[0:18:35 – 0:18:35] Erik: Yeah.
[0:18:36 – 0:18:40] Adam: Well, the Citra Saison is pretty refreshing, I got to say.
[0:18:40 – 0:18:40] Adam: Yeah.
[0:18:43 – 0:18:43] Erik: A lemon and a hop.
[0:18:44 – 0:18:45] Adam: Just what the doctor ordered.
[0:18:46 – 0:18:47] Erik: A hop with legs.
[0:18:48 – 0:18:48] Erik: Freakish.
[0:18:49 – 0:18:53] Erik: Chilling in an Adirondack chair on a diving platform.
[0:18:54 – 0:18:55] Adam: Hey.
[0:18:55 – 0:18:56] Adam: There you go.
[0:18:57 – 0:18:59] Adam: Well, thank you for the delicious beers.
[0:19:00 – 0:19:02] Adam: And tonight we are talking boat show.
[0:19:03 – 0:19:07] Erik: Well, I mean, we always have boats on mind.
[0:19:07 – 0:19:08] Erik: Always.
[0:19:08 – 0:19:11] Erik: Tonight’s discussion is, of course, about your boats.
[0:19:13 – 0:19:19] Erik: I don’t know if our boats have been really changed or updated at all in the last six years.
[0:19:19 – 0:19:22] Erik: They’re pretty much the same, so we don’t need to necessarily go into that.
[0:19:23 – 0:19:25] Erik: And we’ve, I think, you all are aware.
[0:19:26 – 0:19:30] Adam: Gordy and M1 have gotten plenty of fame and publicity from this show.
[0:19:31 – 0:19:33] Erik: Yeah, full shrift to those two boats.
[0:19:35 – 0:19:42] Erik: And based on the listening experience I had from episode 39, 039, something like that.
[0:19:44 – 0:19:52] Erik: It seemed like there was room for some new comments on the boats of your paddling choice and pleasure.
[0:19:53 – 0:19:55] Erik: Be interesting to see what we get here.
[0:19:55 – 0:19:56] Erik: It’s been a while since we’ve been…
[0:19:58 – 0:20:00] Erik: I won’t say subjected.
[0:20:01 – 0:20:05] Erik: Allowed to read your responses.
[0:20:06 – 0:20:06] Erik: The honor.
[0:20:06 – 0:20:07] Erik: It’s all ours.
[0:20:07 – 0:20:10] Erik: The honor is all ours.
[0:20:10 – 0:20:12] Erik: There’s 30 comments.
[0:20:12 – 0:20:13] Erik: So far.
[0:20:13 – 0:20:14] Erik: It’s boat show time.
[0:20:16 – 0:20:18] Adam: Question of the week.
[0:20:18 – 0:20:19] Adam: Digital Reddit.
[0:20:24 – 0:20:29] Erik: Wow, the comments greatly outweighing the upvotes.
[0:20:29 – 0:20:30] Erik: I don’t know.
[0:20:30 – 0:20:33] Erik: Who upvotes an actual, like, a post, you know?
[0:20:34 – 0:20:34] Erik: I don’t.
[0:20:36 – 0:20:38] Adam: I upvote every post on the subreddit.
[0:20:39 – 0:20:39] Erik: Just all of them?
[0:20:40 – 0:20:40] Adam: All of them.
[0:20:40 – 0:20:41] Adam: All right.
[0:20:41 – 0:20:42] Adam: Even if I disagree.
[0:20:42 – 0:20:45] Erik: But not on other subreddits.
[0:20:46 – 0:20:46] Erik: Only on ours.
[0:20:46 – 0:20:47] Erik: Just ours.
[0:20:47 – 0:20:47] Erik: Yeah.
[0:20:47 – 0:20:48] Adam: I don’t upvote otherwise.
[0:20:49 – 0:20:51] Erik: Yeah.
[0:20:51 – 0:21:03] Erik: Yes, it’s been over six years since our last boat show, and we would love to hear all about your own personal B-Dub watercraft of choice, or what you prefer to rent from those greasy grifter outfitters.
[0:21:04 – 0:21:18] Erik: Canoe versus kayak, bow mascot lore, the great keel debate, aftermarket Timu upgrades, how the speed holes are working out, and any additional photos or artwork you’d like to share is always greatly appreciated.
[0:21:18 – 0:21:19] Adam: I’m hoping for some artwork, yeah.
[0:21:21 – 0:21:25] Erik: Also, tis the season for how you store your baby.
[0:21:25 – 0:21:30] Adam: Any American cruisers or filthy chestnuts?
[0:21:30 – 0:21:31] Erik: The American Cruiser.
[0:21:31 – 0:21:32] Erik: What was it?
[0:21:32 – 0:21:33] Erik: The name of their craft again?
[0:21:34 – 0:21:35] Erik: Didn’t they?
[0:21:35 – 0:21:35] Adam: San Susi.
[0:21:35 – 0:21:36] Adam: The San Susi.
[0:21:36 – 0:21:36] Adam: Without a care.
[0:21:37 – 0:21:37] Adam: Yes.
[0:21:38 – 0:21:39] Adam: No cares.
[0:21:39 – 0:21:41] Adam: It’s still sitting up there in York Factory.
[0:21:41 – 0:21:44] Erik: Yeah, it’s probably just drifted under the sands of time.
[0:21:44 – 0:21:51] Adam: The factor and the old dogs of the north have defiled that poor old, what was it?
[0:21:52 – 0:21:52] Adam: An old town.
[0:21:52 – 0:21:53] Adam: Old town, yeah.
[0:21:53 – 0:21:53] Erik: With a keel.
[0:21:54 – 0:21:55] Erik: Old town with a keel.
[0:21:55 – 0:21:55] Adam: 18 footer.
[0:21:57 – 0:21:58] Erik: 18-footer.
[0:21:58 – 0:22:00] Adam: Built to last.
[0:22:00 – 0:22:04] Adam: They never got their $5.25 back on the deposit on that one, did they?
[0:22:04 – 0:22:04] Erik: No.
[0:22:05 – 0:22:11] Erik: Maybe the Star Tribune retroactively reimbursed them for that.
[0:22:11 – 0:22:13] Adam: I thought you were going to say they deducted it.
[0:22:14 – 0:22:15] Erik: Oh, yeah, deducted it.
[0:22:15 – 0:22:17] Erik: You gave us a bad name, boys.
[0:22:20 – 0:22:21] Adam: Oh, no.
[0:22:23 – 0:22:25] Adam: Not in the God’s River.
[0:22:26 – 0:22:35] Adam: Yeah, so we had a lot of people in episode 39 telling us stories about their boats, but as we talked about last time…
[0:22:36 – 0:22:44] Adam: A lot of the folks that were commenting on threads back in those days are no longer active on the community.
[0:22:44 – 0:22:45] Erik: You can say it.
[0:22:45 – 0:22:46] Erik: They’re no longer with us.
[0:22:46 – 0:22:47] Adam: They’re no longer with us.
[0:22:48 – 0:22:48] Adam: Rest in peace.
[0:22:49 – 0:22:51] Erik: Rip all of them.
[0:22:51 – 0:22:53] Adam: They all died in the pandemic.
[0:22:53 – 0:22:53] Erik: Maybe.
[0:22:54 – 0:22:56] Adam: And or they don’t like us anymore.
[0:22:56 – 0:23:00] Adam: Or my preferred theory is they quit social media.
[0:23:01 – 0:23:02] Erik: Yeah, sure.
[0:23:02 – 0:23:03] Erik: Maybe they just listen.
[0:23:03 – 0:23:04] Adam: They deleted the Reddit.
[0:23:04 – 0:23:05] Erik: I don’t need to comment.
[0:23:05 – 0:23:08] Erik: I don’t need to be on Reddit for me to enjoy this.
[0:23:08 – 0:23:09] Adam: Yeah, I’ll just listen.
[0:23:09 – 0:23:16] Adam: Passive listening is the best way to enjoy a podcast, but the second best way is to be active and engaged in the community.
[0:23:17 – 0:23:23] Adam: It is a community, and I can’t wait to find out what kind of boats people are rocking here in 2024.
[0:23:23 – 0:23:25] Erik: It’s definitely not a meme group.
[0:23:25 – 0:23:26] Erik: No way.
[0:23:26 – 0:23:27] Erik: No way.
[0:23:27 – 0:23:30] Erik: I don’t comment or involve myself in any other podcasts.
[0:23:32 – 0:23:33] Adam: I guess I don’t.
[0:23:33 – 0:23:34] Erik: I’m out there listening, though.
[0:23:36 – 0:23:42] Erik: I guess I don’t know what I’m trying to say, but there’s probably plenty of people that just listen.
[0:23:43 – 0:23:45] Adam: Yeah, I guess that’s true for me, too.
[0:23:45 – 0:23:49] Adam: I’m not actively engaged in any other podcast in that way.
[0:23:49 – 0:23:52] Adam: Maybe that’s part of the magic of Tumble Home, though.
[0:23:52 – 0:23:56] Adam: We’re a proud independent podcast, and also we’re interactive.
[0:23:56 – 0:23:56] Erik: We are.
[0:23:57 – 0:23:58] Adam: Wave of the future, dude.
[0:23:58 – 0:24:00] Erik: Wave of the future, dude.
[0:24:01 – 0:24:15] Erik: I mean, based on what the numbers that I see regularly downloaded episodes per week versus how many people are actually commenting, the vast majority of people are just listening.
[0:24:16 – 0:24:17] Erik: And that’s totally cool.
[0:24:17 – 0:24:22] Erik: And to you, thank you.
[0:24:22 – 0:24:23] Adam: Thank you.
[0:24:24 – 0:24:26] Adam: We made serious eye contact before that.
[0:24:26 – 0:24:27] Adam: Thank you.
[0:24:27 – 0:24:28] Erik: It was intense.
[0:24:28 – 0:24:29] Erik: Could you hear that?
[0:24:29 – 0:24:30] Erik: That silence?
[0:24:30 – 0:24:32] Erik: That was all eye contact.
[0:24:34 – 0:24:34] Erik: It was rich.
[0:24:35 – 0:24:36] Erik: Rich eye contact.
[0:24:36 – 0:24:40] Erik: We’re practicing for Thursday morning’s flight when we’re taking off.
[0:24:40 – 0:24:42] Erik: We’re going to be holding hands.
[0:24:42 – 0:24:43] SPEAKER_00: Holding hands and locking eyes.
[0:24:44 – 0:24:51] Erik: Hoping for both of our wishes in the ways that we would like to die don’t come true.
[0:24:51 – 0:24:54] Adam: I am wearing a huge sapphire ring, though.
[0:24:54 – 0:24:55] Erik: Oh, wow, yeah.
[0:24:55 – 0:24:56] Erik: You got your amulet?
[0:24:56 – 0:24:56] Erik: Yeah.
[0:24:56 – 0:24:57] Erik: Your personal amulet?
[0:24:57 – 0:24:58] Erik: No doubt.
[0:24:58 – 0:24:59] Erik: Okay.
[0:24:59 – 0:25:14] Erik: Well, yeah, we’ll hang on for at least a few more decades before we go down in a blaze of glory, get my pilot’s license, and I will push us down, crash us right on top of my best guess as to where the Edmund Fitzgerald is.
[0:25:14 – 0:25:16] Adam: I’m the master of this Dash 8.
[0:25:16 – 0:25:16] Erik: Yep.
[0:25:17 – 0:25:18] Erik: We’ll get down there.
[0:25:18 – 0:25:19] Erik: You’re not allowed to go down there.
[0:25:20 – 0:25:22] Erik: But if you crash into it, what are they going to do?
[0:25:22 – 0:25:25] Adam: Nothing they can do about that.
[0:25:25 – 0:25:27] Adam: They’re going to ring my bell.
[0:25:27 – 0:25:28] Adam: No.
[0:25:29 – 0:25:31] Adam: You can hold my bell, Funderburger.
[0:25:31 – 0:25:32] Erik: Is it on the Canadian side?
[0:25:33 – 0:25:33] Adam: It is.
[0:25:36 – 0:25:37] Adam: Just over the line.
[0:25:37 – 0:25:39] Erik: International red tape.
[0:25:39 – 0:25:40] Erik: Be damned.
[0:25:41 – 0:25:44] Erik: Check in in 25 to 35 years.
[0:25:45 – 0:25:47] SPEAKER_00: I’ll have my pilot’s license.
[0:25:47 – 0:25:48] Adam: There we go.
[0:25:48 – 0:25:49] Adam: You got the mustache for it, at least.
[0:25:50 – 0:25:51] Erik: Yeah.
[0:25:52 – 0:25:57] Erik: I got a leg up, a hair up on the old pilot’s license.
[0:25:58 – 0:25:59] Adam: Yeah, you’re looking like that walking through the airport.
[0:26:00 – 0:26:02] Adam: You could probably just walk onto any airplane and grab the yolk.
[0:26:03 – 0:26:04] Adam: Just at least grab it.
[0:26:04 – 0:26:06] Erik: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
[0:26:06 – 0:26:06] Erik: Turn.
[0:26:07 – 0:26:08] Erik: They see the mustache.
[0:26:08 – 0:26:08] Adam: Oh, I’m sorry.
[0:26:08 – 0:26:15] Adam: Brother Andrew’s trying to convince me I can just knock on the door and be like, hey, can I sit in the captain’s chair and touch the buttons?
[0:26:15 – 0:26:16] Adam: Touch the buttons?
[0:26:16 – 0:26:17] Adam: He’s like, you can’t do that.
[0:26:17 – 0:26:18] Adam: He’s like, no, they’ll let you do it if you ask.
[0:26:19 – 0:26:38] Erik: i don’t think so i mean they i think they do that for kids but that’s what i said there was that one famous uh russian flight that got crashed because the guy let his son pilot the plane for a little too long frowned upon inverted it and they all died flipping the bird to each other
[0:26:39 – 0:27:04] Erik: oh my god that’s the one of the craziest uh flight podcast slash youtube flight crash investigators i don’t even remember what what flight it is but i know it was a russian outfit and literally was like the child of the pilot was like turned off something and then like press something else and then all of a sudden it was it was too late they kept pulling up on the yoke yeah
[0:27:04 – 0:27:08] Adam: Well, I mean, even the best… That’s how you enter into a stall.
[0:27:08 – 0:27:12] Erik: Even the best trained co-pilots are… Can be fooled by the night.
[0:27:12 – 0:27:13] Erik: Can be fooled into that.
[0:27:13 – 0:27:14] Adam: Yeah, you can be fooled by the night.
[0:27:14 – 0:27:15] Erik: It’s not a video game.
[0:27:16 – 0:27:17] Erik: Don’t just keep pulling up.
[0:27:18 – 0:27:18] Adam: Pull up.
[0:27:19 – 0:27:20] Adam: Oh, push down.
[0:27:20 – 0:27:21] Adam: Sound of stick shaker.
[0:27:24 – 0:27:25] Adam: Alert.
[0:27:25 – 0:27:25] Adam: Alert.
[0:27:26 – 0:27:34] Erik: What is your favorite cockpit voice recording that gets yelled at the pilots in times of desperation?
[0:27:35 – 0:27:36] Erik: Retard?
[0:27:37 – 0:27:37] Erik: Terrain?
[0:27:38 – 0:27:38] Erik: Terrain.
[0:27:38 – 0:27:39] Adam: Yeah.
[0:27:39 – 0:27:40] Adam: Terrain.
[0:27:40 – 0:27:40] Adam: Terrain.
[0:27:40 – 0:27:41] Erik: Terrain’s a scary one.
[0:27:41 – 0:27:42] Erik: Yeah.
[0:27:42 – 0:27:42] Erik: Yeah.
[0:27:42 – 0:27:44] Erik: That’s a live situation there.
[0:27:44 – 0:27:48] Erik: I don’t know if that plane was set up to be with the voice commands like that.
[0:27:48 – 0:27:58] Erik: It’s just like basically a little pond hopper that slammed into the side of a mountain because it’s a real pain in the ass to get over the Andes.
[0:27:58 – 0:27:58] Erik: Still is.
[0:27:59 – 0:28:00] Adam: Yeah.
[0:28:01 – 0:28:10] Adam: My dad was just up and he was saying they don’t fly directly over the Himalayas because nowadays most of the big boats in the sky only have two big engines.
[0:28:11 – 0:28:15] Adam: If you lose one, you can’t keep one of them things up above the top of those peaks there.
[0:28:15 – 0:28:22] Erik: Yeah, I mean, when you’re at cruising altitude, you’re only, like, a little under 10,000 feet from some of the tips of those mountains.
[0:28:22 – 0:28:22] Adam: I don’t like that.
[0:28:22 – 0:28:23] Adam: That’s dangerous.
[0:28:23 – 0:28:26] Erik: I don’t want to fly over that horrible plateau of death.
[0:28:26 – 0:28:29] Adam: He was just telling me, like, horror stories of, like, flying into Aspen.
[0:28:30 – 0:28:30] Erik: Oh, God.
[0:28:31 – 0:28:32] Erik: Any of those mountain airports?
[0:28:32 – 0:28:32] Erik: Beautiful.
[0:28:32 – 0:28:36] Erik: Any of those mountain airports with the tiny little strips?
[0:28:37 – 0:28:44] Adam: He was telling stories about how they’d go in there and they’d flip on the lights out on the end of the wings and you could just see the mountain.
[0:28:44 – 0:28:45] Erik: Just right there.
[0:28:45 – 0:28:45] Adam: There it is.
[0:28:45 – 0:28:46] Adam: Yeah.
[0:28:47 – 0:28:47] Adam: Don’t turn left.
[0:28:47 – 0:28:49] Adam: We’re supposed to be flying this close to the mountains?
[0:28:50 – 0:28:50] Adam: Yeah.
[0:28:51 – 0:28:54] Adam: If we flew any farther away from them, we wouldn’t make the runway.
[0:28:55 – 0:28:56] Adam: Well, you got to get close.
[0:28:56 – 0:28:57] Adam: It’s a narrow window.
[0:28:57 – 0:28:57] Adam: To get there.
[0:28:59 – 0:29:02] Adam: I don’t think Toronto or I don’t think Pearson’s got any hazards like that.
[0:29:02 – 0:29:07] Erik: No, I don’t think there’s any southern Ontario mountain ranges that we need to be aware of.
[0:29:08 – 0:29:11] Erik: Some old worn down ones, but no jagged peaks.
[0:29:11 – 0:29:16] Adam: A couple piles of poutine out by runway 36, but other than that, it’s clean.
[0:29:16 – 0:29:16] Erik: There you go.
[0:29:16 – 0:29:17] Erik: Poutine.
[0:29:17 – 0:29:18] Erik: Where’s your best poutine spot?
[0:29:18 – 0:29:19] Erik: I need to know.
[0:29:19 – 0:29:20] Erik: TomahawkCast at gmail.com.
[0:29:20 – 0:29:23] Erik: Your Toronto go-to poutine spot.
[0:29:26 – 0:29:27] Erik: We’ll be back.
[0:29:27 – 0:29:30] Adam: By the time you let us know, we’ll already probably have tried it.
[0:29:31 – 0:29:31] Erik: Yeah.
[0:29:32 – 0:29:34] Erik: Should we get into reading a couple of these?
[0:29:34 – 0:29:36] Erik: See where the night takes us?
[0:29:36 – 0:29:36] Erik: Please.
[0:29:38 – 0:29:52] Erik: Any distractions that we can use to make the time go by and hopefully the rest of this evening go as according to we both would like to see it go would be greatly appreciated.
[0:29:52 – 0:29:54] Erik: So thank you for the distractions.
[0:29:54 – 0:29:56] Erik: Thank you for all the comments that we’ve received.
[0:29:57 – 0:30:03] Erik: And, yeah, if you’re listening to this on Sunday, November, I don’t know, what, 10th?
[0:30:03 – 0:30:04] Erik: Somewhere like that.
[0:30:04 – 0:30:05] Erik: Yeah, it’s the 10th.
[0:30:06 – 0:30:10] Erik: You still could comment if you want and really confuse the situation.
[0:30:11 – 0:30:11] Adam: Absolutely.
[0:30:12 – 0:30:20] Adam: This is for sure going to be a two-part episode on the boat show, so if you’re just now hearing it, please tell us your story.
[0:30:21 – 0:30:22] Adam: Any fine details?
[0:30:22 – 0:30:24] Adam: How did you decorate your boat?
[0:30:24 – 0:30:25] Adam: Did you refinish it?
[0:30:25 – 0:30:29] Adam: Have you made any modifications to it?
[0:30:29 – 0:30:32] Adam: Do you prefer the bow or the stern, and why?
[0:30:32 – 0:30:35] Erik: Oh, that’s a whole other topic of conversation.
[0:30:35 – 0:30:35] Erik: We’ve done that one.
[0:30:36 – 0:30:39] Adam: Anything about your boat you’d like to tell us, we’d like to hear it.
[0:30:41 – 0:30:48] Adam: It’s very personal for a lot of people, and I know a lot of our listeners take a lot of pride in their boats.
[0:30:49 – 0:30:51] Adam: There’s plenty of times that still jump into this one.
[0:30:52 – 0:30:54] Adam: We’re going to get going here on it, but don’t worry.
[0:30:55 – 0:31:00] Adam: If you’re hearing this on the 10th, you’ve got a whole other week to jump into this edition of The Boat Show.
[0:31:00 – 0:31:00] Adam: Don’t worry.
[0:31:01 – 0:31:04] Adam: If you’re hearing this in a couple weeks, we do these every six years.
[0:31:05 – 0:31:07] Erik: Yeah, you’ve only got to wait six more years.
[0:31:07 – 0:31:10] Adam: 2030, Boat Show is just right around the corner.
[0:31:10 – 0:31:11] Adam: Right around the corner.
[0:31:11 – 0:31:12] Erik: Horrible.
[0:31:14 – 0:31:18] Erik: Try and time it with some kind of a horrible election night as well then.
[0:31:19 – 0:31:20] Adam: That’ll be a midterm, unfortunately.
[0:31:20 – 0:31:21] Adam: Unfortunately.
[0:31:21 – 0:31:22] Adam: Those are the worst.
[0:31:22 – 0:31:22] Erik: Yeah.
[0:31:24 – 0:31:26] Erik: Road underscore rage.
[0:31:27 – 0:31:27] Erik: The top comment.
[0:31:29 – 0:31:32] Erik: I guess I’ve already read the commenter.
[0:31:32 – 0:31:34] Erik: I will go ahead and read the comment.
[0:31:34 – 0:31:36] Erik: We have two canoes.
[0:31:37 – 0:31:46] Erik: I keep a 30-year-old red plastic Coleman stored outside in view of the road so neighborhood hooligans think we don’t have anything worth stealing.
[0:31:50 – 0:31:51] Adam: Wow, yes.
[0:31:51 – 0:31:53] Adam: So it’s like a decoy boat?
[0:31:53 – 0:31:54] Adam: It’s a keen tactic.
[0:31:55 – 0:31:58] Adam: Just stake it out in the yard and hope a T-Rex eats it.
[0:31:58 – 0:32:01] Adam: Keep your good canoe under the red Coleman.
[0:32:03 – 0:32:04] Adam: Yeah, it’s a camouflage canoe.
[0:32:04 – 0:32:05] Erik: Yeah.
[0:32:06 – 0:32:07] Adam: Interesting tactic.
[0:32:07 – 0:32:08] Erik: It’s a great tactic.
[0:32:09 – 0:32:13] Erik: In the garage is a Winona Spirit II stored in a pulley lift system.
[0:32:14 – 0:32:14] Erik: All right.
[0:32:14 – 0:32:17] Erik: I will admit to having waxed it a couple of times.
[0:32:17 – 0:32:18] Erik: Oh, my.
[0:32:18 – 0:32:18] Erik: Hmm.
[0:32:19 – 0:32:20] Erik: Bondo?
[0:32:21 – 0:32:22] Erik: No wax.
[0:32:22 – 0:32:29] Erik: It’s still the same original yellow mustard color as when it was new, so maybe turtle wax helps with the UV rays.
[0:32:29 – 0:32:30] Erik: Turtle wax?
[0:32:30 – 0:32:32] Erik: Not made with real turtles.
[0:32:33 – 0:32:34] Erik: Rip Alice.
[0:32:35 – 0:32:37] Erik: What about black turtles in a big barrel?
[0:32:38 – 0:32:39] Erik: Well, that’s a different kind of turtle.
[0:32:40 – 0:32:41] Erik: Something smells ripe.
[0:32:42 – 0:32:44] Erik: The spirit, too, has had one minor modification.
[0:32:45 – 0:32:55] Erik: I stuck a bootleg merch designed Gordy’s Flocking Tumblehomies sticker on each side near the bow for easy field identification.
[0:32:56 – 0:32:57] Erik: We’ll wave at you.
[0:32:57 – 0:32:58] Erik: Rip Alice.
[0:32:59 – 0:33:00] Adam: Oh, Alice.
[0:33:03 – 0:33:05] Adam: I love the distraction canoe.
[0:33:05 – 0:33:07] Adam: It’s such a great concept.
[0:33:07 – 0:33:07] Adam: I like that.
[0:33:08 – 0:33:09] Adam: It’s a false canoe.
[0:33:10 – 0:33:11] Adam: Nothing to see here.
[0:33:11 – 0:33:15] Erik: Just old moldy red Coleman’s.
[0:33:15 – 0:33:16] Adam: Don’t worry about us.
[0:33:16 – 0:33:18] Adam: Too heavy you wouldn’t even want to try lifting it.
[0:33:19 – 0:33:20] Adam: This doesn’t even have a keel.
[0:33:21 – 0:33:25] Adam: Next up on the show, Artificial Appendix 1.
[0:33:27 – 0:33:36] Adam: With seven boxes of wine, I’ve taken my Wilderness Systems Tarpon 120 kayak to the BWCA on five occasions.
[0:33:37 – 0:33:42] Adam: It’s a bit too heavy and awkward to portage anything longer than 70 rods without help.
[0:33:42 – 0:33:45] Adam: It’s great for fishing and paddling though through rough waters.
[0:33:46 – 0:33:53] Adam: I’ve added two rod holders and carry my fishing gear in an old milk crate.
[0:33:54 – 0:34:01] Adam: The kayak has enough space on the rear tank well to strap down a Duluth pack with bungee cords.
[0:34:01 – 0:34:03] Adam: Other stuff can be stowed away in the hatches.
[0:34:04 – 0:34:09] Adam: It’s easy to get in and out of, even in rough landings, so I prefer it to canoe.
[0:34:10 – 0:34:12] Adam: It’s just a beast to carry on the portages.
[0:34:12 – 0:34:17] Adam: Thankfully, I have good friends who can be bribed with booze and pizza biters.
[0:34:17 – 0:34:18] Adam: And there you have it.
[0:34:19 – 0:34:22] Erik: Booze or pizza biters.
[0:34:22 – 0:34:23] Erik: I’ll have one of each.
[0:34:23 – 0:34:23] Erik: And or.
[0:34:24 – 0:34:25] Erik: I’ll have one biter.
[0:34:25 – 0:34:26] Erik: One booze.
[0:34:26 – 0:34:27] Adam: And one booze, please.
[0:34:28 – 0:34:33] Adam: I cannot believe the second highest comment on this thread is about a kayak.
[0:34:33 – 0:34:33] Adam: A kayak.
[0:34:33 – 0:34:38] Adam: I’m going to have to let it go and just learn to live gracefully, Eric.
[0:34:38 – 0:34:39] Erik: Yeah.
[0:34:39 – 0:34:42] Adam: A Wilderness Systems Tarpon 120.
[0:34:42 – 0:34:43] Adam: Am I saying that right?
[0:34:43 – 0:34:45] Erik: Wilderness systems, I believe that is… Tarpon.
[0:34:46 – 0:34:46] Erik: Tarpon?
[0:34:47 – 0:34:47] Erik: Tarpon.
[0:34:48 – 0:34:49] Erik: Appendix.
[0:34:50 – 0:34:50] Erik: Appendix?
[0:34:51 – 0:34:51] Erik: Appendix?
[0:34:52 – 0:34:52] Erik: Appendix.
[0:34:53 – 0:34:53] Erik: Appendix.
[0:34:57 – 0:34:57] Adam: There it is.
[0:34:57 – 0:34:58] Adam: Jesus.
[0:34:58 – 0:35:06] Adam: Yeah, I wouldn’t want to… 70 rods is the threshold, though, for the portage on that thing.
[0:35:06 – 0:35:06] Adam: Yep.
[0:35:07 – 0:35:07] Adam: All right.
[0:35:07 – 0:35:08] Adam: I mean…
[0:35:10 – 0:35:11] Adam: Thank you for your comment.
[0:35:11 – 0:35:14] Erik: Hey.
[0:35:15 – 0:35:17] Erik: No, we’re not casting any judgments here.
[0:35:17 – 0:35:19] Adam: How does that thing handle on Lake Erie?
[0:35:20 – 0:35:23] Erik: Well, how would any of these craft?
[0:35:24 – 0:35:28] Adam: I would much rather have that if I was trying to paddle out to Five Mile Rock, that’s for sure.
[0:35:29 – 0:35:32] Erik: Yeah, just instead of sitting in an empty Min 2.
[0:35:33 – 0:35:33] Erik: No ballast.
[0:35:34 – 0:35:34] Erik: Oh, God.
[0:35:34 – 0:35:36] SPEAKER_00: We’re too buoyant.
[0:35:36 – 0:35:39] SPEAKER_00: We need to add a couple tons of taconite.
[0:35:39 – 0:35:40] Adam: Yes, at least.
[0:35:40 – 0:35:43] Adam: To this tumble home before we make that pedal again.
[0:35:43 – 0:35:45] Erik: I believe this is a new commenter.
[0:35:45 – 0:35:47] Erik: Google’s machine user?
[0:35:48 – 0:35:48] Adam: Welcome.
[0:35:50 – 0:35:51] Adam: Welcome, human friend.
[0:35:53 – 0:35:54] Erik: Yeah, I’m not 100% sure what that means.
[0:35:57 – 0:36:00] Erik: Picked up a couple new canoes and sold a few this year.
[0:36:00 – 0:36:04] Erik: Wow, that’s a real wheeler dealer.
[0:36:04 – 0:36:06] Erik: It’s a Steve Paragus.
[0:36:06 – 0:36:11] Erik: A new Trillium and a NW Northwind, I believe, solo.
[0:36:12 – 0:36:13] Erik: Both in blacklight.
[0:36:13 – 0:36:13] Erik: Yes.
[0:36:14 – 0:36:18] Erik: And the Northwind with the E6 carbon trim.
[0:36:18 – 0:36:20] Erik: My God, that sounds…
[0:36:21 – 0:36:23] Erik: That sounds like something.
[0:36:23 – 0:36:24] Erik: Sounds elite.
[0:36:24 – 0:36:25] Erik: Sounds elite.
[0:36:25 – 0:36:27] Erik: That’s what the E stands for.
[0:36:27 – 0:36:27] Erik: I think so.
[0:36:28 – 0:36:28] Erik: Elite Six.
[0:36:28 – 0:36:29] Erik: Elite Six.
[0:36:30 – 0:36:35] Erik: I was able to make a few trips this year up to the B-Dub, and I couldn’t be happier with them.
[0:36:36 – 0:36:43] Erik: Actually taking the Trillium and a Winona Kingfisher in Royal X down to the White River in Arkansas tomorrow.
[0:36:43 – 0:36:44] Erik: All right.
[0:36:45 – 0:36:49] Erik: I’m fortunate enough to be only four to five hours away from Arkansas.
[0:36:49 – 0:36:52] Erik: So paddling season is all year, year, year, year.
[0:36:52 – 0:36:54] Erik: Ozark.
[0:36:54 – 0:36:55] Erik: Current.
[0:36:56 – 0:36:57] Erik: The White River.
[0:36:58 – 0:36:59] Erik: The show me state.
[0:37:00 – 0:37:01] Erik: Did I nail it?
[0:37:01 – 0:37:01] Adam: No.
[0:37:02 – 0:37:03] Erik: What is Arkansas’s state motto?
[0:37:03 – 0:37:07] Adam: Wait, is Missouri the show me state or is Arkansas the show me state?
[0:37:07 – 0:37:07] Erik: Come on.
[0:37:08 – 0:37:09] Erik: You know what the show me state is.
[0:37:09 – 0:37:10] Erik: Get out of here.
[0:37:10 – 0:37:10] Adam: It’s Missouri.
[0:37:10 – 0:37:11] Erik: Yes.
[0:37:11 – 0:37:14] Adam: But they have part of the Ozarks do touch them.
[0:37:15 – 0:37:15] SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
[0:37:16 – 0:37:18] Adam: Anybody ever been to the Johnson shut-ins?
[0:37:21 – 0:37:23] Adam: That’s an Ozark location.
[0:37:23 – 0:37:23] Adam: That’s an Ozark location.
[0:37:23 – 0:37:25] Adam: Somebody out there knows of.
[0:37:26 – 0:37:27] Adam: That’s in Missouri, though.
[0:37:27 – 0:37:29] Erik: You remember the- Show me.
[0:37:29 – 0:37:40] Erik: The capital test back in high school or middle school or whatever for all the states, and I was so proud that I got 50 out of 50, but- I was good at the capitals, too.
[0:37:41 – 0:37:49] Erik: Capitals, they’re a fun and easy memorization, but the state, not motto, but just the state name- Mm-hmm.
[0:37:50 – 0:37:58] Erik: I feel like it would be a fun one to reintroduce a little bit of brain games.
[0:37:59 – 0:37:59] Adam: The North Star State?
[0:38:01 – 0:38:01] Erik: Is it the North?
[0:38:01 – 0:38:01] Erik: Yes.
[0:38:01 – 0:38:03] Erik: The land of 10,000 lakes?
[0:38:03 – 0:38:04] Erik: No, it’s the North Star State.
[0:38:05 – 0:38:06] Adam: Yeah.
[0:38:06 – 0:38:08] Adam: There’s too many different categories for each state.
[0:38:08 – 0:38:11] Erik: But then there’s also their state mottos.
[0:38:12 – 0:38:13] Erik: What’s the Arkansas state motto?
[0:38:13 – 0:38:14] Erik: That’s what I was wondering.
[0:38:14 – 0:38:16] Erik: Or what’s just their state?
[0:38:17 – 0:38:18] Erik: What’s Wisconsin?
[0:38:18 – 0:38:19] Adam: The Badger State.
[0:38:19 – 0:38:20] Erik: The Badger State.
[0:38:20 – 0:38:21] Erik: Okay.
[0:38:21 – 0:38:23] Adam: I know their motto, which is forward.
[0:38:23 – 0:38:23] Adam: Forward.
[0:38:25 – 0:38:27] Adam: That’s just a straight up lie.
[0:38:27 – 0:38:29] Adam: It’s the birthplace of progressivism, Eric.
[0:38:30 – 0:38:31] Adam: Bob La Follette.
[0:38:31 – 0:38:33] Adam: Look him up on Wikipedia next time you get the internet.
[0:38:33 – 0:38:35] Erik: You also have the birthplace of republicanism.
[0:38:35 – 0:38:36] Adam: That’s true.
[0:38:37 – 0:38:37] SPEAKER_00: Rippin’.
[0:38:37 – 0:38:39] SPEAKER_00: Rippin’, yes.
[0:38:40 – 0:38:41] Erik: Speed traps and republicans.
[0:38:41 – 0:38:49] Adam: Well, where the republican party started is now a very bad Chinese food restaurant in Rippin’.
[0:38:50 – 0:38:52] Adam: At least it was last time I was in Ripon.
[0:38:52 – 0:38:54] Erik: And you stopped at the Chinese food restaurant?
[0:38:54 – 0:38:55] Adam: Obviously.
[0:38:55 – 0:39:06] Erik: Some horrible basement meeting room that they have left as a time capsule to where it all began.
[0:39:06 – 0:39:07] Adam: Yeah.
[0:39:07 – 0:39:08] Adam: Exactly.
[0:39:08 – 0:39:12] Adam: But back then, Abraham Lincoln was a Republican.
[0:39:12 – 0:39:13] Adam: So, you know.
[0:39:13 – 0:39:14] Adam: Yeah.
[0:39:14 – 0:39:17] Adam: It’s all twisted web we weave, Eric.
[0:39:17 – 0:39:17] Adam: Yeah.
[0:39:19 – 0:39:20] Adam: Uh, I don’t know.
[0:39:20 – 0:39:22] Adam: I’ll look up the, uh, are you going to look it up right now?
[0:39:23 – 0:39:23] Adam: There we go.
[0:39:23 – 0:39:30] Adam: I was going to say, I can read the next comment while you look it up, but we got to find out what Arkansas state motto is.
[0:39:36 – 0:39:37] Adam: The natural state.
[0:39:37 – 0:39:39] Erik: Oh, it’s the natural state.
[0:39:39 – 0:39:40] Erik: The White River.
[0:39:40 – 0:39:42] Erik: It’s the natural state.
[0:39:42 – 0:39:46] Erik: And the state motto is Regnat Populus.
[0:39:46 – 0:39:47] Erik: What the hell does that mean?
[0:39:48 – 0:39:52] Erik: Which is Latin for the people rule.
[0:39:53 – 0:39:53] Adam: Sure do.
[0:39:55 – 0:39:56] Adam: Sure do.
[0:39:56 – 0:39:56] Erik: I guess.
[0:39:57 – 0:39:59] Adam: Especially if your name is Sam.
[0:40:01 – 0:40:07] Erik: This nickname refers to the state’s natural beauty, including its lakes, rivers, streams, mountains, and wildlife.
[0:40:08 – 0:40:09] Erik: Thanks, Google AI.
[0:40:09 – 0:40:09] Erik: And demons.
[0:40:10 – 0:40:10] Erik: What?
[0:40:11 – 0:40:11] Adam: Yeah.
[0:40:12 – 0:40:13] Erik: Several other nicknames?
[0:40:14 – 0:40:15] Erik: The Toothpick State.
[0:40:15 – 0:40:16] Adam: All right, I like that.
[0:40:17 – 0:40:21] Adam: It’s a reference to the large knives carried by trappers and adventurers?
[0:40:21 – 0:40:21] Erik: Okay.
[0:40:22 – 0:40:23] Erik: Don’t know.
[0:40:23 – 0:40:25] Erik: The Rack and Sack State?
[0:40:26 – 0:40:27] Adam: Yeah, that’s the one I like.
[0:40:27 – 0:40:27] Adam: Yes.
[0:40:27 – 0:40:28] Adam: The Rack and Sack.
[0:40:29 – 0:40:35] Erik: particularly the Western Hills, the rural Western Hills, land of opportunity, that’s Nebraska.
[0:40:36 – 0:40:38] Erik: You can get the F out, Arkansas, with that.
[0:40:38 – 0:40:39] Adam: Land of opportunity?
[0:40:39 – 0:40:40] Adam: No thanks.
[0:40:40 – 0:40:41] Adam: But Rack and Sack?
[0:40:42 – 0:40:49] Adam: As in, the White River is one of my favorite to paddle as it flows gracefully through the Rack and Sack, Eric.
[0:40:50 – 0:40:56] Adam: And Eric nods, I do, in deep eye contact as we contemplate the Rack and Sack.
[0:40:56 – 0:40:57] Erik: I was hoping for more…
[0:41:00 – 0:41:01] Adam: Don’t you dare look at me like that.
[0:41:01 – 0:41:04] Adam: We’re talking of the rack and sack of the natural state.
[0:41:04 – 0:41:10] Erik: I was hoping for, you know, because the other one that I know, Kansas, you know, Kansas’s state.
[0:41:10 – 0:41:33] Erik: name i don’t know their motto but their nickname is the sunflower state i was gonna say the sunflower state and so i was just hoping for some kind of a play on sunflower because basically arkansas is basically just a bastardized version of kansas right put a couple of letters in front of it pronounce it completely different we’re a we’re our own state don’t worry maybe arkansas was first
[0:41:34 – 0:41:35] Adam: Well, maybe it was.
[0:41:35 – 0:41:36] Adam: We’ll just cut that AR off.
[0:41:37 – 0:41:37] Adam: Yeah.
[0:41:38 – 0:41:38] Adam: Carn’s ass.
[0:41:40 – 0:41:41] Erik: Texarkana.
[0:41:42 – 0:41:43] Adam: Arkadelphia?
[0:41:43 – 0:41:44] Adam: Get it all together.
[0:41:44 – 0:41:49] Adam: The Ozarks should all be one state, all five of them down there, and they all get two senators.
[0:41:50 – 0:41:50] Adam: Don’t worry.
[0:41:50 – 0:41:54] Adam: Wyoming still gets two senators, though, and they’re both Cheney.
[0:41:55 – 0:41:57] Erik: They’re always a descendant of Cheney.
[0:41:59 – 0:42:01] Adam: It’s a long line of proud big hearts up there.
[0:42:02 – 0:42:05] Adam: Next up on the show, dear friend of the show, Canoe Traveler 2003.
[0:42:07 – 0:42:08] Adam: Three canoes.
[0:42:09 – 0:42:09] Adam: Wow.
[0:42:09 – 0:42:18] Adam: We got 2001, 17.5 Bell Northwind, 73 pounds with wooden gunnels and almond gel coat.
[0:42:18 – 0:42:19] Adam: Almond gel coat?
[0:42:20 – 0:42:20] Adam: 53 pounds.
[0:42:20 – 0:42:21] Adam: What’d I say?
[0:42:22 – 0:42:22] Adam: 70.
[0:42:22 – 0:42:26] Adam: 53 pounds with wooden gunnels and almond gel coat.
[0:42:26 – 0:42:27] Erik: Sounds sexy.
[0:42:27 – 0:42:28] Erik: Aye.
[0:42:28 – 0:42:29] Adam: That’s an almond gel coat.
[0:42:29 – 0:42:31] Adam: Is that the color of almond?
[0:42:32 – 0:42:35] Erik: Is it the inside of the almond or the shell of the almond?
[0:42:35 – 0:42:37] Adam: I am going to say it’s the meat of the almond.
[0:42:37 – 0:42:38] Erik: Almond meat.
[0:42:38 – 0:42:38] Erik: Pew, pew, pew.
[0:42:39 – 0:42:40] Adam: Gel coat.
[0:42:40 – 0:42:42] Adam: Almond-meated gel coat.
[0:42:46 – 0:42:53] Adam: Bought this canoe to paddle with my wife from Itasca to St. Paul on the Mississippi.
[0:42:53 – 0:42:53] Erik: Oh, dang.
[0:42:54 – 0:42:58] Adam: And finished this trip in 2003, hence the username, Canoe Traveler.
[0:42:58 – 0:43:03] Erik: The greatest year of my life will be forever remembered in my Reddit username.
[0:43:03 – 0:43:12] Adam: really really like the wood gunnels on cold wet days like today yeah no i can get i can get behind that i can too
[0:43:13 – 0:43:14] Adam: Second boat.
[0:43:14 – 0:43:18] Adam: It’s a 2010 18-foot Souris River Wilderness.
[0:43:18 – 0:43:24] Adam: I eventually cut two inches off this boat to reduce area it presents to the wind.
[0:43:24 – 0:43:25] Adam: What?
[0:43:25 – 0:43:26] Adam: You cut off two inches of a canoe?
[0:43:26 – 0:43:27] Adam: Yeah, which side?
[0:43:29 – 0:43:32] Adam: We’ll finish off the… We’ll come back to that.
[0:43:32 – 0:43:33] Adam: We’re going to bookmark that one, Eric.
[0:43:35 – 0:43:41] Adam: I also made new narrower thwarts to give it some tumble home.
[0:43:41 – 0:43:42] Adam: All right.
[0:43:42 – 0:43:44] Adam: They said the name of the movie.
[0:43:44 – 0:43:46] SPEAKER_01: Hey!
[0:43:46 – 0:43:47] SPEAKER_00: Word of the day!
[0:43:49 – 0:43:50] Adam: Where’s the confetti?
[0:43:50 – 0:43:54] Adam: I thought there was supposed to be a confetti cannon for when somebody finally used the word.
[0:43:54 – 0:43:54] Adam: Yeah.
[0:43:55 – 0:43:57] SPEAKER_00: This year we moved it outside.
[0:43:57 – 0:43:58] SPEAKER_00: Doesn’t a pot…
[0:44:02 – 0:44:04] Erik: This year we moved it sat outside.
[0:44:04 – 0:44:07] Erik: This year we moved it sat outside.
[0:44:07 – 0:44:08] Adam: Oh, it sat outside.
[0:44:09 – 0:44:11] Adam: Doesn’t epoxy resin suck?
[0:44:12 – 0:44:16] Adam: So I have sanded off the damaged resin and applied new epoxy.
[0:44:16 – 0:44:17] Adam: 42 pounds.
[0:44:18 – 0:44:19] Adam: Now my favorite boat.
[0:44:19 – 0:44:20] Adam: Here we go.
[0:44:21 – 0:44:22] Adam: We cut it off.
[0:44:23 – 0:44:24] Adam: Two inches?
[0:44:24 – 0:44:25] Erik: I just don’t understand.
[0:44:25 – 0:44:30] Adam: I think you cut it in half, and you take two inches out of the middle, and then you glue it back together.
[0:44:31 – 0:44:33] Erik: Sounds like a ritual.
[0:44:33 – 0:44:35] Adam: This is like a reverse Stuart J.
[0:44:35 – 0:44:37] Adam: Court situation.
[0:44:37 – 0:44:38] Adam: They called the Stuart J.
[0:44:38 – 0:44:43] Adam: Court Old Stubby, and they called this boat Old Longy.
[0:44:43 – 0:44:44] Erik: Yeah?
[0:44:44 – 0:44:44] Adam: No, they didn’t.
[0:44:45 – 0:44:51] Adam: Next up, we have a 2014 Winona 14-foot Argosy Solo, 32 pounds.
[0:44:51 – 0:44:52] Adam: I hate this canoe.
[0:44:53 – 0:44:55] Erik: You throw that one in the yard as a distraction from the thieves.
[0:44:55 – 0:45:02] Adam: You put that one and chain it to your worst shrub as a deterrent.
[0:45:02 – 0:45:10] Adam: I bought it for southeast Minnesota rivers, but the two-inch rocker makes it track like crap on a BWCA lake.
[0:45:11 – 0:45:11] Adam: What’s a skeg?
[0:45:11 – 0:45:12] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:45:12 – 0:45:12] Adam: Skeg?
[0:45:12 – 0:45:12] Adam: Like a keel?
[0:45:12 – 0:45:13] Adam: Like a rudder?
[0:45:13 – 0:45:13] Adam: Skeg.
[0:45:27 – 0:45:28] Adam: Yeah, now we got to look this up.
[0:45:28 – 0:45:28] Erik: All right.
[0:45:29 – 0:45:29] Erik: Skeg.
[0:45:29 – 0:45:33] Adam: Aluminum skeg is actually the state motto of Idaho.
[0:45:33 – 0:45:34] Erik: Skeg repair.
[0:45:35 – 0:45:37] Erik: Skeg depot.
[0:45:37 – 0:45:39] Erik: There’s a skeg depot in Dallas.
[0:45:39 – 0:45:40] Erik: What’s a skeg?
[0:45:40 – 0:45:42] Erik: Skeg repairs.
[0:45:42 – 0:45:47] Erik: We’re just going to do skeg tapering or projecting stern section of a vessel’s keel.
[0:45:47 – 0:45:49] Adam: Oh, it’s like the opposite of a flatback.
[0:45:50 – 0:45:51] Erik: Oh, well, yeah.
[0:45:51 – 0:45:53] Erik: So it’s the thing that protects the screw, right?
[0:45:56 – 0:45:56] Adam: There you go.
[0:45:57 – 0:45:59] Adam: Keep that screw a-turning.
[0:46:00 – 0:46:00] Adam: Skags.
[0:46:01 – 0:46:02] Adam: Yeah, it’s a sailing term.
[0:46:02 – 0:46:02] Adam: Where’s the skag?
[0:46:03 – 0:46:03] Adam: I see.
[0:46:03 – 0:46:04] Adam: And the skag guard.
[0:46:05 – 0:46:07] Adam: So you can really… That’s a messed up skag there.
[0:46:07 – 0:46:09] Adam: Somebody looks like they reefed it there.
[0:46:09 – 0:46:10] Adam: That’s not good.
[0:46:10 – 0:46:12] Erik: That’s one reefed skag.
[0:46:12 – 0:46:13] Adam: Yeah, it’s like a rudder.
[0:46:14 – 0:46:16] Adam: Yeah, it’s more or less.
[0:46:16 – 0:46:16] Adam: Only more so.
[0:46:17 – 0:46:17] Erik: Yep.
[0:46:18 – 0:46:18] Adam: All right.
[0:46:19 – 0:46:21] Adam: I didn’t know canoes could even skag.
[0:46:21 – 0:46:24] Erik: I didn’t really even think that that was an option either.
[0:46:24 – 0:46:26] Adam: I didn’t know you could cut two inches off a canoe.
[0:46:27 – 0:46:30] Erik: That one I might need proof on.
[0:46:30 – 0:46:32] Adam: I need Canoe Traveler 2003.
[0:46:32 – 0:46:35] Adam: Can you please tell us which part of the canoe you shaved off?
[0:46:35 – 0:46:37] Erik: Where’d the two inches come from?
[0:46:37 – 0:46:39] Adam: Well, they’re installing their own tumble homes.
[0:46:39 – 0:46:41] Adam: They’re clearly a shipbuilder master.
[0:46:42 – 0:46:43] Erik: And, yeah, master of skags.
[0:46:45 – 0:46:45] Adam: Skag master.
[0:46:47 – 0:46:48] Adam: Tumble home master.
[0:46:48 – 0:46:49] Erik: Canoe…
[0:46:49 – 0:46:50] Adam: Traveler 2003.
[0:46:51 – 0:46:53] Adam: Are you from the future or are you really from 2003?
[0:46:53 – 0:46:57] Erik: I think that paddle from Itasca down to St. Paul sounds like fun, though.
[0:46:58 – 0:46:59] Adam: Only if you have a copper tip paddle.
[0:47:01 – 0:47:01] Erik: Dipped.
[0:47:01 – 0:47:02] Erik: Forged.
[0:47:03 – 0:47:04] Erik: Cheap underscore dancer.
[0:47:04 – 0:47:12] Erik: I think one of the only names that I recognize from the first boat show.
[0:47:13 – 0:47:17] Erik: Long time friend of the show.
[0:47:17 – 0:47:18] Erik: Edited 13 days ago.
[0:47:18 – 0:47:18] Erik: What did you edit?
[0:47:20 – 0:47:23] Erik: On the matter of boats, quality is my top motivator.
[0:47:24 – 0:47:26] Erik: And when I need quality, I trust Archwood products.
[0:47:29 – 0:47:30] Erik: You call that a boat?
[0:47:31 – 0:47:32] Erik: You call that a boat?
[0:47:33 – 0:47:34] Erik: No, that’s just called being smart.
[0:47:36 – 0:47:46] Erik: Like the new Archwood 37 Trillion Flextrek Whip Rammer Laser-Eyed Gordy Edition with the upgraded Loblolly Gunnels and French Wedged Seats.
[0:47:47 – 0:47:52] Erik: I’ve been down a portage trail or two, and it’s called just being smart.
[0:47:52 – 0:47:53] Erik: Whip Rammer.
[0:47:54 – 0:47:55] Erik: Whip Rammer.
[0:47:55 – 0:47:57] Erik: Nice.
[0:47:57 – 0:47:58] Erik: I don’t know if I want to click on this.
[0:47:58 – 0:48:01] Adam: I definitely want you to click on the new drugs section.
[0:48:01 – 0:48:05] Erik: I do see a response that says, what did I just watch?
[0:48:05 – 0:48:09] Erik: Frog emoji and barfing emoji.
[0:48:09 – 0:48:12] Adam: Maybe we should pause and then watch the new drugs.
[0:48:12 – 0:48:12] Adam: Yeah.
[0:48:12 – 0:48:13] Erik: Hyperlink.
[0:48:13 – 0:48:14] Erik: That sounds like a good idea.
[0:48:14 – 0:48:18] Erik: Let’s pause and watch it and we’ll decide if we come back or not.
[0:48:18 – 0:48:19] Erik: This could be goodbye.
[0:48:19 – 0:48:20] Erik: I don’t know.
[0:48:20 – 0:48:21] Erik: All right, we’re back.
[0:48:21 – 0:48:22] Erik: We have no comments.
[0:48:23 – 0:48:25] Adam: My teeth have dissolved.
[0:48:26 – 0:48:29] Adam: The video was pretty grotesque.
[0:48:29 – 0:48:36] Adam: I didn’t appreciate the way that guy refinished that window, but I did appreciate that there was a big boat on the shore.
[0:48:36 – 0:48:37] Adam: Yes.
[0:48:37 – 0:48:38] Adam: So that was exciting to see.
[0:48:40 – 0:48:43] Adam: So be careful what you’re putting into your body, I guess.
[0:48:44 – 0:48:45] Erik: I think that’s the lesson of the day.
[0:48:45 – 0:48:46] Adam: That’s the lesson of the day.
[0:48:47 – 0:48:49] Adam: Be careful what you’re putting in your boat.
[0:48:50 – 0:48:50] Erik: Yeah.
[0:48:51 – 0:48:54] Adam: especially if you’re mixing it with the other drug.
[0:48:56 – 0:48:58] Adam: We’re not even going to attempt it, Eric.
[0:48:58 – 0:48:59] Adam: We’re not even going to attempt it.
[0:48:59 – 0:49:03] Adam: Go click on the link if anybody wants to gouge their eyes out.
[0:49:03 – 0:49:04] Adam: Thank you, Cheap Dancer.
[0:49:06 – 0:49:09] Adam: That one’s not as good as the Whipsnake, but we were chuckling pretty good.
[0:49:09 – 0:49:13] Erik: Yeah, it’s one of my favorite pastimes, just refinishing windows on the beach.
[0:49:13 – 0:49:17] Adam: While a seagull looks at you, leers at you,
[0:49:18 – 0:49:19] Erik: Gotta look out for that corpse syndrome.
[0:49:20 – 0:49:21] Erik: Admiral Geary.
[0:49:21 – 0:49:22] Erik: Hey.
[0:49:22 – 0:49:22] Erik: Geary.
[0:49:23 – 0:49:25] Erik: King of the wiki.
[0:49:25 – 0:49:26] Erik: The future wiki.
[0:49:27 – 0:49:28] Erik: We’ll see.
[0:49:29 – 0:49:29] Erik: Friend of the show.
[0:49:29 – 0:49:30] Erik: Friend of the show.
[0:49:30 – 0:49:31] Erik: Still rocking the same.
[0:49:32 – 0:49:33] Erik: Winona, Minnesota 2.
[0:49:33 – 0:49:38] Erik: I purchased from Hoyguards in St. Louis Park back in 2013.
[0:49:40 – 0:49:45] Erik: Gotta say, it’s been worth every penny compared to what I would have spent on rentals over the years.
[0:49:45 – 0:49:46] Adam: Absolutely.
[0:49:46 – 0:49:53] Erik: The old canoe lives outside under a DIY Tyvek tarp I patched together from a buddy’s shed project leftovers.
[0:49:54 – 0:49:56] Adam: I want to make a tarp that looks like an old Coleman canoe.
[0:49:57 – 0:49:57] Adam: Yeah.
[0:49:57 – 0:49:58] Adam: You can put over any other boat.
[0:49:59 – 0:50:03] Erik: Just like big, like basically like camouflage.
[0:50:04 – 0:50:05] Adam: Right.
[0:50:05 – 0:50:08] Adam: It’s not like the traditional type.
[0:50:08 – 0:50:08] Adam: No.
[0:50:08 – 0:50:10] Adam: It looks like leaf or whatever.
[0:50:10 – 0:50:12] Adam: It looks like something else.
[0:50:12 – 0:50:14] Adam: It just looks like a big Coleman lantern.
[0:50:14 – 0:50:15] Erik: Something, yeah.
[0:50:15 – 0:50:17] Erik: What is that, a tube tent in the yard?
[0:50:17 – 0:50:18] Erik: Oh, my God.
[0:50:18 – 0:50:20] Erik: It’s a Coghlan’s tube tent.
[0:50:20 – 0:50:20] Erik: No, it’s not.
[0:50:20 – 0:50:21] Erik: It’s a Mintoo.
[0:50:21 – 0:50:22] Erik: It’s a Mintoo under there.
[0:50:22 – 0:50:28] Erik: The Mintoo is a special sponsor to Disney Pixar’s Ham the Piggy Bank.
[0:50:28 – 0:50:29] Erik: Yes.
[0:50:29 – 0:50:30] Erik: Oink, oink, oink.
[0:50:32 – 0:50:36] Erik: Who rode down Hog Creek with the Tumble Homies in September 2024.
[0:50:36 – 0:50:37] Erik: Yep, that ham.
[0:50:38 – 0:50:39] Erik: That’s famous ham.
[0:50:39 – 0:50:42] Erik: I’m still working on sourcing an appropriate hat.
[0:50:43 – 0:50:44] Erik: Yes, you got to get a hat.
[0:50:44 – 0:50:47] Adam: I can’t wait to find out what kind of hat Ham gets.
[0:50:47 – 0:51:09] Erik: uh yeah what kind of a hat should ham have i’m thinking like a uh beret made out of bacon oh i was thinking uh bacon ray like a bacon ray like a barbershop quartet kind of like a straw really stiff brimmed yeah short maybe it is a top hat made out all out of ham steaks though all steak hat
[0:51:13 – 0:51:15] Erik: We’re sourcing the hat for Ham.
[0:51:15 – 0:51:19] Erik: Ham also contains micro litter and random coins found on Parent Lake.
[0:51:21 – 0:51:22] Adam: Oh, so it’s like a piggy bank.
[0:51:22 – 0:51:24] Erik: Oh, you can actually put things in it.
[0:51:24 – 0:51:25] Adam: There is a slot.
[0:51:26 – 0:51:27] Adam: Yes, I guess.
[0:51:27 – 0:51:28] Adam: For putting of things.
[0:51:28 – 0:51:28] Erik: Nice.
[0:51:28 – 0:51:30] Erik: That’s actually a really good idea.
[0:51:30 – 0:51:31] Erik: A little, like, well, yeah.
[0:51:31 – 0:51:32] Erik: That’s a different kind of ballast.
[0:51:32 – 0:51:36] Erik: Some loose crap on the ground here, but I don’t really want to put it in my pocket.
[0:51:36 – 0:51:37] Adam: Maybe we should cut a hole in Gordy.
[0:51:38 – 0:51:38] Erik: Yeah.
[0:51:39 – 0:51:41] Erik: Stuff him full of micro litter.
[0:51:41 – 0:51:42] Adam: Micro litter, yeah.
[0:51:43 – 0:51:43] Erik: Maintenance?
[0:51:44 – 0:51:44] Erik: Oh, yeah.
[0:51:44 – 0:51:45] Erik: Oh, yeah.
[0:51:45 – 0:51:46] Erik: I had to do a few repairs.
[0:51:46 – 0:51:51] Erik: First was a cracked bucket seat, which I patched up with some fiberglass.
[0:51:51 – 0:51:57] Erik: But the big one came after the Hog Creek trip when we tried to get to Snoozebox.
[0:51:57 – 0:51:57] Erik: Snusbox?
[0:51:58 – 0:51:59] Erik: And ended up with a puncture.
[0:52:00 – 0:52:07] Erik: to fix that with a Kevlar felt skid plate from Northwest Canoe, reinforcing the bow and stern while I was at it.
[0:52:08 – 0:52:19] Erik: Once the leaves and bugs chill out, or if I finally get my hands on a garage, gotta get your hands on a garage, I’m planning to give the hull a fresh coat of Total Sl-
[0:52:20 – 0:52:21] Erik: Total Boat.
[0:52:22 – 0:52:23] SPEAKER_00: Total Boat.
[0:52:23 – 0:52:25] Erik: Pew, pew, pew, pew.
[0:52:26 – 0:52:28] Adam: This is another cheap dancer.
[0:52:29 – 0:52:30] Adam: Don’t click on that link.
[0:52:30 – 0:52:30] Adam: No.
[0:52:31 – 0:52:32] Adam: Total Boat.
[0:52:32 – 0:52:33] Adam: Two-part epoxy.
[0:52:34 – 0:52:35] Erik: It’s got nothing on.
[0:52:35 – 0:52:37] Adam: Bondo, get out of the way.
[0:52:37 – 0:52:39] Adam: No, we want Total Boat Show.
[0:52:39 – 0:52:40] Erik: Total Boat Show.
[0:52:41 – 0:52:41] Erik: Nice.
[0:52:41 – 0:52:49] Erik: There is nothing like waiting for the perfect time when nature is not sabotaging your work with leaves and insects getting stuck in the curing epoxy.
[0:52:50 – 0:52:56] Erik: Yeah, that was always the nightmare challenge at Clearwater, refinishing boats, be like, oh, it’s a great day.
[0:52:56 – 0:53:01] Erik: And then like a little gust picks up and with a bunch of pine needles.
[0:53:02 – 0:53:06] Adam: When Gordy’s Bug got the fresh gel coat on, it’s filled with bugs to this day.
[0:53:07 – 0:53:07] Erik: Yeah, bugs too.
[0:53:07 – 0:53:08] Erik: You can’t do anything about those.
[0:53:09 – 0:53:10] Adam: They’re drawn to it.
[0:53:10 – 0:53:11] Adam: Yep.
[0:53:11 – 0:53:11] Adam: Smells great.
[0:53:11 – 0:53:12] Adam: Like a moth to the flame.
[0:53:13 – 0:53:20] Erik: Speaking of repairs, last year I picked up a 20-year-old Royal X Penobscot from a friend up in Hovland.
[0:53:20 – 0:53:20] Erik: Hovland?
[0:53:20 – 0:53:21] Adam: Hovland.
[0:53:21 – 0:53:28] Erik: Gave it the same Kevlar felt treatment on the bow and stern as the outer hull was worn down to the foam core.
[0:53:28 – 0:53:28] Adam: Ew.
[0:53:29 – 0:53:33] Erik: Surfboard wax came up on the TCC Point Break episode.
[0:53:33 – 0:53:41] Erik: No, I don’t wax the canoes, but I do apply 303 Aerospace Protectant on both to keep the UV damage at bay.
[0:53:43 – 0:53:44] Erik: Is that a 3M product?
[0:53:44 – 0:53:45] Erik: This guy boats.
[0:53:46 – 0:53:47] Erik: Works like a charm.
[0:53:48 – 0:53:52] Erik: And shout out to Dirty Dad Bod, the ultimate bowman and canoe accessory.
[0:53:52 – 0:53:56] Erik: Dude paddles like a 25 horsepower motor.
[0:53:56 – 0:53:58] Erik: As long as he’s topped off on vape juice.
[0:54:01 – 0:54:07] Adam: You got to stop off for the next quick trip and grab a couple of hot dogs and some vape juice.
[0:54:07 – 0:54:11] Erik: Yeah, like a Camelback system just filled with vape juice.
[0:54:11 – 0:54:11] Adam: There we go.
[0:54:12 – 0:54:14] Adam: That’s like a turbo.
[0:54:14 – 0:54:14] Adam: Yeah.
[0:54:14 – 0:54:14] Adam: Yeah.
[0:54:15 – 0:54:16] Adam: It’s a different kind of carburetor.
[0:54:16 – 0:54:19] Erik: Blowing chonky clouds back there.
[0:54:19 – 0:54:19] Erik: Yeah.
[0:54:21 – 0:54:23] Adam: Thank you for the comment.
[0:54:23 – 0:54:30] Adam: And, you know, again, wish I’d been there on Hog Creek with you to see the magic.
[0:54:30 – 0:54:31] Adam: The hogging.
[0:54:31 – 0:54:31] Adam: Yeah.
[0:54:33 – 0:54:41] Adam: Next up on the show is a dear friend of the show, 14 days ago with six boxes of wine.
[0:54:42 – 0:54:58] Adam: And I’ll take this opportunity to say thank you very much to you and our dear friend Squirtfruit for the delicious beers from Sleeping Giant Brewing and the delightful card that has been festooned with feathers and love.
[0:54:59 – 0:55:08] Adam: We have three canoes, but one is effectively put out to pasture due to it being old and derelict brittle royalite canoe.
[0:55:08 – 0:55:09] Adam: Royalite?
[0:55:09 – 0:55:10] Adam: Royalite.
[0:55:11 – 0:55:12] Adam: The next is the Sores River.
[0:55:13 – 0:55:17] Adam: Don’t even try working for us if you’ve been vaccinated, river.
[0:55:17 – 0:55:19] Adam: Oh, my God.
[0:55:19 – 0:55:21] Adam: Hey, we’re not talking politics tonight, Joueret.
[0:55:22 – 0:55:23] Erik: I forgot about all that.
[0:55:23 – 0:55:25] Adam: I forgot how they were like, yeah.
[0:55:25 – 0:55:27] Adam: The Suez River people are anti-COVID.
[0:55:28 – 0:55:28] Erik: I don’t believe it.
[0:55:28 – 0:55:29] Erik: It’s a scam.
[0:55:30 – 0:55:30] Erik: Still.
[0:55:30 – 0:55:30] Erik: Still.
[0:55:31 – 0:55:33] Adam: After millions have died, it’s a scam.
[0:55:34 – 0:55:38] Adam: It’s Aquetico 17 and Le Tigre Kevlar.
[0:55:38 – 0:55:41] Adam: I got to say, the Le Tigre is pretty sexy.
[0:55:41 – 0:55:43] Erik: And that tiger sticker that you get, too.
[0:55:43 – 0:55:44] Adam: Yeah, you do.
[0:55:44 – 0:55:44] Adam: Rawr.
[0:55:45 – 0:55:47] Adam: This is definitely Russell Brand’s favorite canoe brand.
[0:55:47 – 0:55:48] Adam: Yes.
[0:55:49 – 0:55:57] Adam: I’m pretty sure all models now come standard with built-in anti-electromagnetic radiance amulets.
[0:55:57 – 0:55:58] Adam: There they are.
[0:55:59 – 0:56:01] Adam: That are epoxy-baked right into the hull.
[0:56:02 – 0:56:07] Adam: This canoe gets the preferred treatment in our fleet by being suspended by the rafters of our shed.
[0:56:08 – 0:56:15] Adam: The shed only has a human door, so it sure is a pain in the ass to get it in and out, but it does stay out of the UV this way.
[0:56:16 – 0:56:19] Adam: Why don’t you make an amulet for UV, Russell?
[0:56:20 – 0:56:20] Adam: Russell?
[0:56:20 – 0:56:21] Erik: The human door.
[0:56:22 – 0:56:26] Adam: Next is a Royal X NovaCraft 16-foot Prospector.
[0:56:26 – 0:56:31] Adam: It’s the same as the YouTube Xander Budnick’s old canoe called Patches.
[0:56:32 – 0:56:40] Adam: I stern this canoe on all family trips because it doesn’t track well and it lacks primary stability compared to the Quetico 17.
[0:56:41 – 0:56:44] Erik: Conversely, it pivots like a dream.
[0:56:46 – 0:56:52] Adam: It also is my solo canoe of choice because it only has the one thwart so I can sit nearer the sentry.
[0:56:53 – 0:56:58] Adam: This is the canoe that has allowed us flat water paddlers to dip our toes in some moving water.
[0:56:58 – 0:56:59] Adam: It’s heavy, though.
[0:57:00 – 0:57:08] Adam: The backyard shed doesn’t have room for two canoes, so it gets stored outside with an old trampoline mat on top of it to act as a breathable tarp.
[0:57:09 – 0:57:14] Adam: I treat it with some aerospace 303 protectant to store the vinyl outer skin.
[0:57:15 – 0:57:15] Erik: What?
[0:57:15 – 0:57:17] Erik: Got to get some of this aerospace protectant.
[0:57:17 – 0:57:18] Erik: It says 303.
[0:57:18 – 0:57:20] Erik: It’s a 303 grade.
[0:57:21 – 0:57:36] Adam: In conclusion, I feel like these two canoes are a great combination that allows for a lightweight tandem flat water option as well as a rugged workhorse option that can handle whatever you throw at it as long as your back is up for the portaging.
[0:57:37 – 0:57:38] Adam: All right.
[0:57:38 – 0:57:39] Adam: I wouldn’t portage it, though.
[0:57:40 – 0:57:40] Adam: Only one thwart?
[0:57:44 – 0:57:47] Adam: Thank you for the comment, though, and thank you for the sleeping giant beers.
[0:57:49 – 0:57:51] Adam: Thank you, and also thank you for having a shed.
[0:57:52 – 0:57:54] Erik: With just a human door.
[0:57:54 – 0:57:56] Erik: I think, yeah, one human-doored shed.
[0:57:57 – 0:57:59] Erik: Yeah, getting a canoe through a human door?
[0:57:59 – 0:58:09] Adam: Maybe you want to consider adding a larger door, but anybody that’s got a shed that they can put canoes into has done pretty well, I would say, in life.
[0:58:09 – 0:58:11] Erik: Yeah, I don’t even have a shed.
[0:58:11 – 0:58:12] Adam: Not yet.
[0:58:12 – 0:58:12] Adam: Not yet.
[0:58:12 – 0:58:13] Erik: I got a wood shed.
[0:58:14 – 0:58:15] Erik: No canoes in there.
[0:58:16 – 0:58:17] Erik: I have access to one, though.
[0:58:17 – 0:58:18] Erik: I have a friend with a shed.
[0:58:18 – 0:58:18] Adam: Yeah.
[0:58:19 – 0:58:19] Adam: Don’t worry.
[0:58:20 – 0:58:22] Adam: Your canoe will… M1 will be in the shed.
[0:58:22 – 0:58:23] Adam: Okay.
[0:58:23 – 0:58:24] Adam: It just isn’t right now.
[0:58:24 – 0:58:24] Erik: That’s fine.
[0:58:25 – 0:58:27] Erik: Get the 303 protectant on it.
[0:58:27 – 0:58:28] Adam: Now we’re talking.
[0:58:28 – 0:58:30] Adam: We should spray the whole shed with 303.
[0:58:30 – 0:58:30] Adam: Yeah.
[0:58:31 – 0:58:32] Erik: Spray the whole property.
[0:58:33 – 0:58:35] Adam: Well, just be careful, though.
[0:58:35 – 0:58:37] Adam: You don’t want to dissolve your teeth.
[0:58:38 – 0:58:41] Erik: No, you don’t want to dissolve your teeth or keep the leaves from getting UV.
[0:58:42 – 0:58:43] Erik: They need it.
[0:58:44 – 0:58:44] Erik: They crave it.
[0:58:45 – 0:58:46] Erik: It’s like electrolytes.
[0:58:46 – 0:58:47] Adam: They do.
[0:58:47 – 0:58:48] Adam: It’s what plants crave.
[0:58:48 – 0:58:49] Adam: Yeah.
[0:58:49 – 0:58:50] Adam: Yeah.
[0:58:54 – 0:58:54] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:58:54 – 0:59:01] Adam: I guess I stored the Gordie boat outside for a long time and never really noticed any ill effects from it.
[0:59:01 – 0:59:05] Adam: But I don’t think you want to keep getting away with that for too long.
[0:59:05 – 0:59:11] Adam: You don’t want to keep them out of that light and not having them be crushed by snow every winter.
[0:59:11 – 0:59:18] Erik: Yeah, we used to haul the canoes at Clearwater all the way up from the waterfront up onto the lodge porch every fall.
[0:59:19 – 0:59:23] Adam: I remember stuffing like 10 canoes into cabin four one time.
[0:59:23 – 0:59:23] Adam: Oh, yeah.
[0:59:23 – 0:59:27] Erik: We did walk canoes through some human doors.
[0:59:27 – 0:59:28] Adam: We did.
[0:59:28 – 0:59:30] Adam: Put them through the human doors and up into the rafters.
[0:59:30 – 0:59:31] Adam: That was crazy.
[0:59:31 – 0:59:33] Adam: It was a real jigsaw puzzle of delight.
[0:59:33 – 0:59:35] Erik: I don’t know why we did that that one year.
[0:59:36 – 0:59:39] Adam: Because we’re bored and we’re full of bush latte.
[0:59:39 – 0:59:39] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:59:40 – 0:59:40] Adam: Why not?
[0:59:40 – 0:59:42] Erik: The bush latte didn’t hurt.
[0:59:42 – 0:59:42] Erik: What are you going to do?
[0:59:43 – 0:59:45] Adam: I think we were able to stuff them under the porch.
[0:59:45 – 0:59:46] Erik: No, put them inside.
[0:59:46 – 0:59:49] Erik: We ended up getting them all onto the porch.
[0:59:49 – 0:59:52] Erik: I don’t know why we ever felt the need to shove them into a cabin one year.
[0:59:52 – 0:59:53] Adam: There was more boats that one year or something.
[0:59:54 – 0:59:54] Erik: Maybe there was.
[0:59:55 – 0:59:57] Adam: Too many boats for the porch.
[0:59:57 – 0:59:58] Erik: Maybe we even threw a kayak inside.
[0:59:59 – 0:59:59] Erik: Yeah.
[0:59:59 – 1:00:00] Erik: A couple of kayaks.
[1:00:00 – 1:00:03] Adam: It was absurd how many boats we had in the cabin for that one year.
[1:00:04 – 1:00:06] Erik: Yeah, definitely up in the rafters.
[1:00:07 – 1:00:09] Erik: It almost became kind of a challenge.
[1:00:09 – 1:00:14] Adam: We got a couple in here, and we’re like, what if we squeezed them over that way?
[1:00:14 – 1:00:16] Adam: We could probably get another two or three boats in.
[1:00:17 – 1:00:21] Adam: And then we did that, and we’re like, well, I think we could actually get a couple more in here.
[1:00:21 – 1:00:23] Adam: Then it was like, well, how many can we get in here?
[1:00:24 – 1:00:30] Erik: Yeah, and then it’s like, well, this is Spring Man, whoever that person’s going to be.
[1:00:31 – 1:00:32] Erik: It’s their problem now.
[1:00:33 – 1:00:33] Erik: Spring Man.
[1:00:34 – 1:00:35] Erik: Screw Spring Man.
[1:00:35 – 1:00:36] Erik: Yeah.
[1:00:36 – 1:00:37] Erik: I’m Fall Guy.
[1:00:37 – 1:00:41] Erik: I’m totally, I’m wiping my hands of this canoe project.
[1:00:41 – 1:00:44] Adam: I guess I wasn’t around to be Spring Man on that one.
[1:00:44 – 1:00:44] Erik: No, you weren’t.
[1:00:45 – 1:00:45] Adam: I was.
[1:00:45 – 1:00:50] Adam: Did you hire a bunch of interns to get all those canoes out of there, or what happened?
[1:00:50 – 1:00:51] Erik: Yeah, we got some Sherpas in.
[1:00:51 – 1:00:53] Adam: Get them out of here, boys.
[1:00:53 – 1:00:55] Erik: Broke a bunch of windows out.
[1:00:55 – 1:00:56] Erik: Oh, no.
[1:00:56 – 1:00:56] Erik: No, we didn’t.
[1:00:56 – 1:00:58] Adam: We got a little too crazy.
[1:00:58 – 1:01:02] Adam: Well, there’s really good rafters in that cabin.
[1:01:02 – 1:01:04] Adam: It screams to be filled with boat.
[1:01:04 – 1:01:05] Erik: Yeah, fill me with boat.
[1:01:06 – 1:01:12] Adam: Has anybody else out there listening just had their house just yell to them, please fill me with boat.
[1:01:12 – 1:01:16] Erik: Use the human door.
[1:01:16 – 1:01:18] Erik: Human door filled with boat.
[1:01:19 – 1:01:24] Adam: Well, this has been a really weird episode of Tumblum, but it’s a weird day in America.
[1:01:24 – 1:01:26] Erik: It’s a weird day in America.
[1:01:26 – 1:01:28] Adam: It’s a weird day in this whole entire galaxy.
[1:01:28 – 1:01:35] Adam: So thank you to Squirtfruit and Jouyde Peswant for the delicious beers from Canada.
[1:01:35 – 1:01:38] Adam: We’ll be traveling to you shortly.
[1:01:38 – 1:01:41] Adam: We’ll meet you in the Poutine District.
[1:01:41 – 1:01:43] Adam: Yeah, we’ll meet you in the Poutine District.
[1:01:43 – 1:01:44] Adam: Several sunsets.
[1:01:44 – 1:01:49] Erik: Or we’ll be bellied up to the bar eating popcorn up at the Valhalla next to the airport.
[1:01:49 – 1:01:50] Adam: There we go.
[1:01:50 – 1:01:51] Erik: One or the other.
[1:01:51 – 1:01:52] Erik: You can find us.
[1:01:52 – 1:01:52] Adam: All right.
[1:01:52 – 1:02:00] Adam: If anybody’s got any Maple Leafs gear, please alert us and send it to Grammaray post-4th.
[1:02:00 – 1:02:01] Erik: Henceforth?
[1:02:02 – 1:02:02] Erik: Henceforth.
[1:02:03 – 1:02:06] Erik: We’ll make sure to share any photos of Adam flying the plane.
[1:02:07 – 1:02:07] Adam: There we go.
[1:02:07 – 1:02:12] Adam: I’m going to definitely ask the captain, please let me touch the yoke.
[1:02:13 – 1:02:14] Adam: Can I touch some buttons?
[1:02:14 – 1:02:22] Adam: What if I just walked up to the cockpit door and banged down a little and be like, can I touch your yolk?
[1:02:22 – 1:02:25] Adam: I have hollandaise that comes out of one of my fingers.
[1:02:26 – 1:02:28] Erik: Yeah, I mean, I’m sure that wouldn’t end.
[1:02:28 – 1:02:32] Adam: They probably wouldn’t put me in Canadian jail for saying something like that.
[1:02:32 – 1:02:32] Erik: No.
[1:02:34 – 1:02:35] SPEAKER_00: Might put me in treatment, though.
[1:02:35 – 1:02:36] Erik: Well, they might.
[1:02:37 – 1:02:37] Erik: You get out.
[1:02:39 – 1:02:39] Adam: No doubt.
[1:02:39 – 1:02:40] Adam: All right.
[1:02:40 – 1:02:52] Adam: Well, we’re going to wrap her up and turn on the election night coverage and just enjoy the rest of our beautiful night here in Studio V. Thanks for having me over to record about boats tonight.
[1:02:53 – 1:02:56] Adam: And thank you to everybody who’s commented so far on this thread.
[1:02:56 – 1:02:58] Adam: We’re having a lot of fun with it.
[1:02:59 – 1:03:05] Adam: Can’t wait to see what happens next week after we get back from our trip to Toronto up to the Sky Noodle.
[1:03:05 – 1:03:09] Erik: Yeah, up to Thunder Bay and then down to Toronto.
[1:03:10 – 1:03:12] Erik: The lakehead to the lake’s butt.
[1:03:12 – 1:03:13] Erik: Lakehead to butt.
[1:03:15 – 1:03:17] Erik: And, yeah, get out there and vote, everybody.
[1:03:20 – 1:03:20] Adam: Vote hard.
[1:03:21 – 1:03:21] Adam: Vote hard.
[1:03:22 – 1:03:23] Adam: Our future depends on it.
[1:03:24 – 1:03:29] Erik: We’re relying on you, all of you, at this point.
[1:03:29 – 1:03:35] Adam: Hey, as we’ve always known on Tumble Home, love always overcomes the hate.
[1:03:36 – 1:03:37] Adam: Love wins, Eric.
[1:03:37 – 1:03:39] Adam: And thank you for being here tonight.
[1:03:40 – 1:03:43] Adam: Happy paddling and arrivederci.
[1:03:45 – 1:03:45] Adam: Yeah?
[1:03:45 – 1:03:46] Adam: Yeah.
[1:03:46 – 1:03:46] Adam: Yeah.
[1:03:47 – 1:03:47] Adam: Yeah.
[1:04:26 – 1:04:28] UNKNOWN: Lightning crested
[1:05:04 – 1:05:14] SPEAKER_01: Streets unguarded Panic seeking Solitude Serpent circle In the fountain
[1:06:06 – 1:06:31] SPEAKER_01: decaying fire I awake to healthy roses violent spring innocent too
[1:06:42 – 1:06:45] SPEAKER_01: In the soil.
[1:06:47 – 1:06:51] SPEAKER_01: Now she’s dead.
[1:06:51 – 1:06:52] SPEAKER_01: Turned to ash.
[1:06:52 – 1:06:56] SPEAKER_01: This whole thing will also pass.
[1:07:12 – 1:07:23] SPEAKER_01: Angels laying with the lamb.
[1:07:23 – 1:07:26] SPEAKER_01: Draw the science there.
[1:07:27 – 1:07:33] SPEAKER_01: Build the boat there.
[1:07:33 – 1:07:34] SPEAKER_01: Wash away.
[1:07:48 – 1:08:16] SPEAKER_01: The only thing to love Stay grounded like the sun A little chip Just grab something
[1:08:31 – 1:08:34] SPEAKER_01: Stay grounded like us.
[1:09:30 – 1:09:39] SPEAKER_01: One day, friend, we’ll meet again.
[1:09:39 – 1:09:45] SPEAKER_01: Hopefully that day.
[1:10:08 – 1:10:37] SPEAKER_01: Left for letters Voices yelling Love is blue No one praising Bits of silence
[1:10:42 – 1:11:01] SPEAKER_01: Watch as gems they’re holding far Dive to catch the sluice-less blood
[1:11:10 – 1:11:30] SPEAKER_01: Grab some thinking The only thing to hold Stay grounded like gold
[1:12:03 – 1:12:03] SPEAKER_01: ¶¶
[1:13:38 – 1:13:41] SPEAKER_01: Up and in the water, the mirror, the what have you.
[1:14:26 – 1:14:32] SPEAKER_01: Crawling from the serpent in the water, the mirror, the what have we become?
[1:14:32 – 1:14:38] SPEAKER_01: Crawling from the serpent in the water, the mirror, the what have we become?
[1:15:37 – 1:15:43] SPEAKER_01: Once on a good way.
[1:15:45 – 1:15:55] SPEAKER_01: Good way was sometimes paved right.
[1:15:59 – 1:16:04] SPEAKER_01: Handled with care, we were coming along.
[1:16:12 – 1:16:18] SPEAKER_01: Wisdom of faith
[1:17:21 – 1:17:31] SPEAKER_01: you’re on top of your game when you’re coming
[1:18:07 – 1:18:27] SPEAKER_01: Just a frightened mother Looking for her
[1:18:41 – 1:18:52] SPEAKER_01: One more Looking for some shelter One more
[1:19:09 – 1:19:09] UNKNOWN: Thank you.
[1:19:38 – 1:19:42] SPEAKER_01: Our games were all crazy.
[1:19:43 – 1:19:48] SPEAKER_01: We were coming of age.
[1:19:49 – 1:19:51] UNKNOWN: We were the good news.
[1:19:51 – 1:19:53] UNKNOWN: Now I’m all out of good.
[1:19:55 – 1:19:56] UNKNOWN: How about you?
[1:20:10 – 1:20:39] SPEAKER_01: We still owe me nothing Just a frightened mother Looking for her
[1:20:50 – 1:21:13] SPEAKER_01: Just a wonder Looking for some shelter Isn’t it nice
[1:21:21 – 1:21:41] UNKNOWN: To feed Oh no, not now Isn’t it now?
[1:21:41 – 1:21:45] UNKNOWN: To feed Oh no, not now
[1:22:03 – 1:22:14] UNKNOWN: Is it enough?
[1:22:14 – 1:22:16] UNKNOWN: Fear?
[1:22:17 – 1:22:20] UNKNOWN: Oh, no, not enough.
[1:22:20 – 1:22:24] UNKNOWN: Shine a star.
[1:22:26 – 1:22:28] UNKNOWN: You are in me.
[1:22:31 – 1:22:41] UNKNOWN: Looking for her, darling Justine, Justine
[1:23:15 – 1:23:17] SPEAKER_01: Isn’t it nice
[1:25:17 – 1:25:18] UNKNOWN: Thank you.
[1:25:45 – 1:25:49] SPEAKER_00: I’m not letting the symptoms of VFS get between me and my dreams.
[1:25:50 – 1:25:52] SPEAKER_00: I used to suffer from vague feelings of unease.
[1:25:52 – 1:25:56] SPEAKER_00: Then I asked my doctors about Streichlandstrahl.
[1:25:56 – 1:26:05] SPEAKER_00: He said that with proper diet and exercise and Streichlandstrahl, I could get back on track doing the things I really want to do.
[1:26:06 – 1:26:08] SPEAKER_00: Stry Richland Strahl is not for everyone.
[1:26:09 – 1:26:25] SPEAKER_00: Contact your physician if you experience sudden dissolving of the teeth, withering of the brain cortex, aggressive clot worm clusters in the ear canal, daytime night terrors, rapid snap coiling of the penis,
[1:26:25 – 1:26:29] SPEAKER_00: Long periods of organ failure, also known as corpse syndrome.
[1:26:30 – 1:26:32] SPEAKER_00: Uncontrollable homicidal urges.
[1:26:33 – 1:26:36] SPEAKER_00: Foul-smelling cauliflower-shaped growths on the anus and face.
[1:26:37 – 1:26:39] SPEAKER_00: Internal tissue liquefication.
[1:26:40 – 1:26:43] SPEAKER_00: Testicular gigantism in men and women.
[1:26:44 – 1:26:47] SPEAKER_00: Butcher’s hack, sometimes called coughing up bones.
[1:26:48 – 1:26:49] SPEAKER_00: Loud cracking of the nipples.
[1:26:50 – 1:27:06] SPEAKER_00: Early-onset mortality Unexpected localized calcified growths, also known as an anus rib Weak stream Nursing mothers should stop nursing so that they can take streichlandstrahl without killing their child.
[1:27:07 – 1:27:13] SPEAKER_00: If you’re taking streichlandstrahl with mysclitra, ask your doctor about taking clenflertransol.
[1:27:14 – 1:27:20] SPEAKER_00: With Stry Richland Stroll, I’m back on track and back to doing the things I really want to do.