168: The Most Fun Meat

Episode Transcript

[0:01:10 – 0:01:14] Erik: This is Halloween.
[0:01:16 – 0:01:17] Erik: This is Halloween.
[0:01:18 – 0:01:19] Erik: And this is Tumble Home.
[0:01:21 – 0:01:24] Erik: And my spooky name is Evil Eric.
[0:01:27 – 0:01:30] Erik: Joined, as always, in the studio by…
[0:01:32 – 0:01:32] Adam: Adam Ween.
[0:01:35 – 0:01:35] Adam: Nice.
[0:01:35 – 0:01:36] SPEAKER_00: Oh, gosh.
[0:01:36 – 0:01:36] SPEAKER_00: No.
[0:01:37 – 0:01:38] Adam: You already put me on the spot.
[0:01:38 – 0:01:42] Adam: I had nothing coming up, nothing spooky enough to answer that question with.
[0:01:43 – 0:01:57] Erik: I was just thinking of all the old Treehouse of Horror episodes of The Simpsons where they would just put in front of their names like crazy Matt Groening or like any of the names.
[0:01:57 – 0:02:00] Erik: It would be like an alliteration in the spooky tone.
[0:02:00 – 0:02:00] Adam: Sure.
[0:02:02 – 0:02:02] Adam: But, yeah.
[0:02:02 – 0:02:03] Adam: We can try again.
[0:02:04 – 0:02:04] Adam: Should we start over?
[0:02:05 – 0:02:05] Erik: Yeah, yeah.
[0:02:06 – 0:02:06] Erik: All right.
[0:02:06 – 0:02:07] Erik: Let’s do it.
[0:02:08 – 0:02:09] Erik: Oh, the song’s over.
[0:02:10 – 0:02:10] Erik: We can’t.
[0:02:16 – 0:02:20] Erik: There’s something dangerous about having this speaker in the studio.
[0:02:20 – 0:02:21] Erik: Yeah, it’s tempting.
[0:02:21 – 0:02:22] Erik: At any time.
[0:02:22 – 0:02:23] Erik: You never know.
[0:02:24 – 0:02:25] Erik: Episode 168.
[0:02:28 – 0:02:46] Erik: zero one six eight to be exact coming to you from the uh the lightly heated shed the heater is sitting on a nice pedestal so the feet don’t get toasted too much yeah we made an adjustment my name is adjustable adam adjustment adam that’s not spooky at all it’s not spooky at all
[0:02:48 – 0:02:50] Erik: Unless you’re going to adjust somebody’s body.
[0:02:52 – 0:02:54] Adam: Your feet are going where their head goes.
[0:02:55 – 0:02:58] Adam: And your head is going where the arm goes.
[0:02:58 – 0:03:00] Erik: Unless you’re going to adjust that army of darkness over your knee.
[0:03:00 – 0:03:02] Adam: You might have two heads coming out of your arms.
[0:03:04 – 0:03:24] Erik: yeah uh this week as always sponsored by a fine friends on patreon hello patrons we’ve got army of darkness things get things get funnier question mark yeah on this movie definitely more funny less scary
[0:03:24 – 0:03:26] Erik: Trying a little too hard to be funny.
[0:03:27 – 0:03:28] Adam: Trying a little too hard to be scary, I think.
[0:03:29 – 0:03:30] Erik: A little of both.
[0:03:30 – 0:03:36] Erik: A little column A, a little column B. Yeah, that’s… Tell you what, there’s not enough blood.
[0:03:36 – 0:03:37] Adam: Not enough blood.
[0:03:37 – 0:03:38] Adam: Not nearly enough blood.
[0:03:38 – 0:03:39] Adam: I was expecting more blood.
[0:03:40 – 0:03:40] Adam: There is a blood.
[0:03:40 – 0:03:42] Adam: And this is a movie that features a blood geyser.
[0:03:44 – 0:03:48] Adam: Pretty much right away in Act 1, and still not enough fake blood for me.
[0:03:48 – 0:03:48] Erik: Not enough fake blood.
[0:03:49 – 0:03:53] Erik: I mean, the majority of the demons that are fought are skeletons, so no blood.
[0:03:54 – 0:03:55] Erik: Lots of marrow.
[0:03:56 – 0:03:56] Adam: Yeah.
[0:03:57 – 0:03:59] Adam: Too much marrow, not enough blood.
[0:03:59 – 0:04:01] Adam: I need to satiate my bloodlust.
[0:04:01 – 0:04:02] Erik: Just the right amount.
[0:04:02 – 0:04:07] Erik: Well, we’ll satiate the bloodlust next week when we get into American Psycho.
[0:04:07 – 0:04:09] Adam: I hope, yeah, for sure we will.
[0:04:09 – 0:04:09] Adam: That one I’ve seen.
[0:04:09 – 0:04:10] Erik: There’s going to be some blood there.
[0:04:10 – 0:04:12] Erik: It was a laugh riot.
[0:04:12 – 0:04:12] UNKNOWN: Yeah.
[0:04:13 – 0:04:15] Adam: They know how to use a chainsaw in that movie.
[0:04:15 – 0:04:15] Erik: Yeah.
[0:04:16 – 0:04:16] Erik: Yeah.
[0:04:16 – 0:04:19] Erik: So I think we said it was going to be a double feature on the TCCs this month.
[0:04:20 – 0:04:23] Erik: It’ll be a quick back-to-back, but not quite a double feature.
[0:04:23 – 0:04:25] Adam: You’ll just have to… We’re not insane.
[0:04:25 – 0:04:26] Adam: We’re not criminally insane.
[0:04:27 – 0:04:28] Erik: Criminally insane.
[0:04:28 – 0:04:29] Erik: Sane, sane, sane, sane.
[0:04:30 – 0:04:30] Adam: Wow.
[0:04:31 – 0:04:37] Erik: We’ll just have to talk about Army of Darkness, the third and final part of the Evil Dead series.
[0:04:37 – 0:04:37] Erik: So far.
[0:04:38 – 0:04:41] Erik: So far, there’s maybe potential sequels to that, I guess.
[0:04:41 – 0:04:42] Erik: I don’t know.
[0:04:42 – 0:04:44] Erik: I can’t wait to talk to you about the…
[0:04:44 – 0:04:48] Erik: There was an alternate ending that the studio nixed because it was too dark.
[0:04:48 – 0:04:49] Erik: Oh, I didn’t know about this.
[0:04:49 – 0:04:50] Erik: Yeah.
[0:04:50 – 0:04:50] Adam: Wow.
[0:04:50 – 0:04:52] Erik: If you’re going to shop smart…
[0:04:52 – 0:04:52] Erik: I’m intrigued.
[0:04:52 – 0:04:53] Erik: Shop as smart.
[0:04:53 – 0:04:55] Adam: Yeah.
[0:04:55 – 0:05:00] Adam: A lot of sword skills for a guy that’s working the homewares department.
[0:05:00 – 0:05:01] Erik: We’ll get into it.
[0:05:01 – 0:05:02] Erik: The sword skills, pretty weak.
[0:05:02 – 0:05:05] Erik: I feel like they are commensurately matched by whoever he’s fighting.
[0:05:05 – 0:05:06] Erik: Yeah.
[0:05:06 – 0:05:09] Adam: Yeah, you always play down to your competition when it comes to swordsmanship.
[0:05:10 – 0:05:13] Erik: Yeah, he should have been murdered within the first scene of that movie.
[0:05:14 – 0:05:15] Adam: Yes, I agree.
[0:05:16 – 0:05:17] Erik: His boomstick only got him so far.
[0:05:19 – 0:05:21] Adam: How many barrels are on that thing?
[0:05:21 – 0:05:23] Adam: How many bullets did you travel back in time with?
[0:05:23 – 0:05:25] SPEAKER_00: 58 barrel Winchester in 12 gauge?
[0:05:25 – 0:05:26] Erik: You could get it for a buck or nine.
[0:05:26 – 0:05:27] Erik: No, it’s a Remington.
[0:05:27 – 0:05:28] Erik: That’s smart.
[0:05:29 – 0:05:30] Erik: Housewares.
[0:05:32 – 0:05:52] Erik: it was housewares right yeah he worked in housewares that was a great backstory that I didn’t need but I’m glad I have it I guess we’re giving away all the juice all of that tumble home cinema classic juice in the meantime we’re talking Halloween spooktacular Boundary Waters canoe trip costumes
[0:05:53 – 0:05:55] Erik: Yeah, you gotta have them and you gotta love them.
[0:05:55 – 0:06:02] Adam: And you don’t have to wear a costume on Halloween, but this is the best day of the year to do so.
[0:06:02 – 0:06:04] Adam: It is Halloween.
[0:06:05 – 0:06:07] Adam: Coming to you live from the shed on Halloween.
[0:06:08 – 0:06:08] Adam: On Halloween.
[0:06:08 – 0:06:16] Adam: Tonight’s Ron Sharer Outdoor Calendar Fact of the Day for October 31st, 2021.
[0:06:16 – 0:06:18] Adam: Check your apples for razor blades.
[0:06:18 – 0:06:19] Adam: Also…
[0:06:21 – 0:06:23] Adam: Put up a bat house in your yard.
[0:06:24 – 0:06:25] Adam: Happy Halloween.
[0:06:25 – 0:06:26] Adam: Love, Ron.
[0:06:27 – 0:06:27] Adam: Love, Ron.
[0:06:27 – 0:06:32] Adam: This is the most personal and heartfelt Ron Scherr outdoor calendar fact of the day.
[0:06:32 – 0:06:33] Adam: Signing off.
[0:06:33 – 0:06:34] Adam: To date.
[0:06:34 – 0:06:34] Adam: Ron.
[0:06:35 – 0:06:36] Adam: Sunset is at 6.02 p.m.
[0:06:38 – 0:06:39] Adam: Be safe out there.
[0:06:40 – 0:06:40] Adam: Okay, Ron.
[0:06:40 – 0:06:41] Adam: Take it easy.
[0:06:41 – 0:06:46] Erik: My own personal sunset is at 4.15 p.m. 2019.
[0:06:46 – 0:06:47] Erik: I don’t even know.
[0:06:47 – 0:06:49] Erik: Is Ron Shera still alive?
[0:06:49 – 0:06:51] Erik: He’s still with us, I believe.
[0:06:52 – 0:06:54] Adam: He’s out there fighting demons like the rest of us.
[0:06:55 – 0:06:56] Erik: We’re all fighting some kind of a demon.
[0:06:57 – 0:07:04] Adam: Yes, and I wanted to give a quick shout out to the Instavote on trees.
[0:07:04 – 0:07:05] Adam: You have a tally.
[0:07:05 – 0:07:06] Erik: What is your favorite tree?
[0:07:06 – 0:07:09] Adam: I got out the tally hoe and the tally marker.
[0:07:09 – 0:07:13] Adam: White pine running away with the vote on Instagram this week.
[0:07:13 – 0:07:14] Adam: What is your favorite tree?
[0:07:14 – 0:07:18] Adam: Maybe it was because the Instagram picture post.
[0:07:19 – 0:07:21] Adam: This is a picture application.
[0:07:22 – 0:07:26] Adam: Maybe it’s because it featured a magnificent white pine specimen.
[0:07:27 – 0:07:28] Adam: Specimen?
[0:07:28 – 0:07:31] Adam: Maybe it’s just because white pine are that much better than cedar.
[0:07:32 – 0:07:34] Adam: But white pine ran away with the vote.
[0:07:34 – 0:07:35] Adam: White pine in first place.
[0:07:36 – 0:07:39] Adam: and cedar, a distant second.
[0:07:39 – 0:07:41] Adam: We had two votes for the tamarack, though.
[0:07:42 – 0:07:42] Adam: Hey-oh.
[0:07:42 – 0:07:45] Adam: And one vote for the jack pine.
[0:07:46 – 0:07:46] Adam: We see you.
[0:07:47 – 0:07:50] Adam: And one vote for the state tree, the red pine.
[0:07:51 – 0:08:02] Erik: Yeah, I feel like there was a question last week as to whether or not we mentioned the white pine as being the state tree, and that was, yeah, I think we got fact-checked hard today.
[0:08:02 – 0:08:04] Adam: Yeah, I don’t remember that part of the show.
[0:08:04 – 0:08:11] Erik: I don’t remember saying it, but I don’t remember 90% of what I say on a show most of the time, so I believe him.
[0:08:11 – 0:08:11] Adam: I believe him.
[0:08:12 – 0:08:17] Adam: It’s because most of the gas is going to the heater, but some of it is going directly into the shed.
[0:08:17 – 0:08:20] Erik: Yeah, there’s probably a carbon monoxide problem in here as well.
[0:08:20 – 0:08:26] Adam: Yeah, every time we do a show, I wake up confused and with a slight headache.
[0:08:27 – 0:08:28] Erik: It’s not the beer sponsors.
[0:08:28 – 0:08:31] Adam: It’s definitely not the 18% beer we drank last week.
[0:08:31 – 0:08:32] Erik: No, not at all.
[0:08:32 – 0:08:35] Adam: This week’s beer, though, it’s not going to do us dirty like that.
[0:08:36 – 0:08:40] Adam: This is from excellent super friend of the show, Hopalicious.
[0:08:41 – 0:08:45] Adam: Coming in hot with the final of the trilogy from Hopalicious.
[0:08:46 – 0:08:49] Adam: Generous donation this summer on the side of Highway 61.
[0:08:51 – 0:08:55] Erik: This canard is very reminiscent of Army of Darkness.
[0:08:55 – 0:08:56] Adam: It is very Evil Dead.
[0:08:57 – 0:09:00] Erik: And it’s appropriate because it is that time of year.
[0:09:01 – 0:09:06] Erik: It’s the spooky season and it’s a freak parade.
[0:09:07 – 0:09:08] Erik: Double IPA.
[0:09:08 – 0:09:09] Adam: From NODAC.
[0:09:10 – 0:09:11] Adam: It’s a NODAC brewery.
[0:09:11 – 0:09:14] Adam: What are you doing out there, you fine prairie folk?
[0:09:14 – 0:09:17] Adam: Hope your towns aren’t dying too much.
[0:09:17 – 0:09:19] Adam: Hope your lake levels are still rising.
[0:09:20 – 0:09:21] Erik: Always on the rise.
[0:09:21 – 0:09:25] Erik: This is a Drecker Brewing, appropriately named, company.
[0:09:26 – 0:09:27] Erik: Freak parade.
[0:09:28 – 0:09:29] Erik: I don’t see a percentage on here.
[0:09:29 – 0:09:31] Erik: How much trouble are we going to get into here?
[0:09:31 – 0:09:33] Erik: I can only assume it’s high.
[0:09:33 – 0:09:35] Erik: Double IPA with artwork like this?
[0:09:37 – 0:09:39] Erik: I’m going to go ahead and say it’s at least 8%.
[0:09:39 – 0:09:40] Erik: I don’t see any obvious.
[0:09:40 – 0:09:42] Erik: It’s probably in the crazy artwork somewhere.
[0:09:42 – 0:09:46] Adam: If you have to search for the ABV, you’re in trouble.
[0:09:46 – 0:09:47] Adam: Yeah.
[0:09:47 – 0:09:52] Erik: I’m sure it’s like one of those magic eyes where if you cross your eyes enough, then the ABV will appear.
[0:09:52 – 0:09:53] Erik: 12.5.
[0:09:53 – 0:09:53] Erik: Oh, no.
[0:09:53 – 0:09:53] SPEAKER_00: Ah!
[0:09:54 – 0:09:54] SPEAKER_00: Oh, no.
[0:09:55 – 0:09:55] SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
[0:09:55 – 0:09:55] SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
[0:10:02 – 0:10:03] Erik: Cha-chunk.
[0:10:04 – 0:10:05] Erik: Thank you, Happalicious.
[0:10:05 – 0:10:06] Erik: Thank you, Happalicious.
[0:10:06 – 0:10:10] Erik: Thank you, patrons, on this All Hallows’ Eve.
[0:10:14 – 0:10:14] Adam: Ya freaks.
[0:10:16 – 0:10:18] Erik: Yeah, y’all are a bunch of freaks, aren’t ya?
[0:10:19 – 0:10:27] Adam: Anybody still listening in episode 168 into this nonsense is a special kind of freak.
[0:10:27 – 0:10:28] Adam: Thank you for listening.
[0:10:29 – 0:10:29] Adam: Oh, my God.
[0:10:29 – 0:10:31] Adam: I think the UPS truck is here.
[0:10:31 – 0:10:33] Erik: General Sherman rolling up right now.
[0:10:33 – 0:10:35] SPEAKER_00: Patton Oswalt.
[0:10:35 – 0:10:36] Erik: Patton Oswalt.
[0:10:36 – 0:10:38] Erik: I don’t know why that came out of my head.
[0:10:38 – 0:10:41] Adam: How many whiteboards did you order today?
[0:10:42 – 0:11:11] Erik: smart whiteboards steve uh jobs from beyond the grave listened to our idea we have a bunch of smart whiteboards coming our way it’s a beautiful thing toss it to the smart whiteboard we should get like a joe rogan-esque like screen that we can always like be awkwardly looking over at but like we can’t actually show for copyright reasons that’s the map i think that’s the map that’s the map can’t show the map don’t show that map any updates from the north woods that you have
[0:11:13 – 0:11:15] Adam: No, I mean, all the leaves are down.
[0:11:15 – 0:11:17] Adam: Now we got twig touchers up here.
[0:11:17 – 0:11:20] Adam: The leaf peepers are gone, but the twig touchers are in town.
[0:11:20 – 0:11:24] Erik: Yeah, these are the people that like to get out of the vehicles and physically touch branches.
[0:11:24 – 0:11:27] Adam: Yeah, they don’t care so much about the leaves.
[0:11:27 – 0:11:28] Erik: They’re here for the twigs.
[0:11:28 – 0:11:39] Erik: Yeah, usually they travel in parties of one, and then they have kind of like weak, light pencil mustaches.
[0:11:40 – 0:11:42] Erik: And they’re just out there fondling trees.
[0:11:42 – 0:11:46] Adam: A forlorn, wistful look in their eyes.
[0:11:49 – 0:11:50] Adam: Strange.
[0:11:50 – 0:11:50] Erik: Strange.
[0:11:53 – 0:11:55] Adam: Uh, no nature updates.
[0:11:55 – 0:11:58] Adam: I haven’t seen an, I haven’t seen a wild animal in some time.
[0:11:59 – 0:11:59] Adam: Wow.
[0:11:59 – 0:12:00] Adam: Where did they go?
[0:12:01 – 0:12:01] Adam: Yeah.
[0:12:01 – 0:12:04] Erik: There’s not much, there’s not much movement out there.
[0:12:04 – 0:12:10] Erik: Um, it’s the, the, the year round creatures at this point, they’re running roughshod over the forest right now.
[0:12:10 – 0:12:31] Erik: fully exploring and taking advantage of their environment, much like I am taking advantage fully of my newly returned to home, just spreading out, just tossing stuff everywhere, actually using plates, not having to worry about doing dishes immediately.
[0:12:31 – 0:12:33] Erik: I’m not going to pull out a dish.
[0:12:33 – 0:12:34] Erik: I’ll just eat over the sink.
[0:12:35 – 0:12:36] Adam: Those days are over.
[0:12:38 – 0:12:38] Adam: It’s kind of nice.
[0:12:38 – 0:12:40] Adam: There’s always a time and place for that move.
[0:12:41 – 0:12:44] Erik: Yes, the eating of any kind of a meal over a sink.
[0:12:44 – 0:13:02] Erik: Typically alone, late in the night, and something that involves a hard dripping from the bottom, like a poorly constructed taco or an overly dressed slice of pizza.
[0:13:02 – 0:13:05] Adam: Or just an entire waffle in the hand.
[0:13:07 – 0:13:09] Adam: One waffle in the hand is worth two in the toaster.
[0:13:10 – 0:13:11] Adam: Everybody knows that.
[0:13:11 – 0:13:12] Adam: It is a rock fact.
[0:13:15 – 0:13:17] Adam: Tonight, we’re talking about costumes.
[0:13:17 – 0:13:26] Erik: Yeah, we’re finishing up the open water season more or less with whatever I guess you could say this episode is.
[0:13:27 – 0:13:28] Erik: Hard-hitting content?
[0:13:28 – 0:13:29] Erik: Probably not.
[0:13:29 – 0:13:30] Erik: Good times?
[0:13:31 – 0:13:31] Erik: Yes.
[0:13:31 – 0:13:32] Erik: Check that box.
[0:13:32 – 0:13:33] Adam: Yes.
[0:13:33 – 0:13:42] Erik: We’re moving into that time of year where we may or may not bring you regularly scheduled programming, but things will continue to come out.
[0:13:43 – 0:13:46] Adam: It depends on how much straw we end up getting, really.
[0:13:46 – 0:13:46] Adam: I mean…
[0:13:47 – 0:13:47] Adam: Straw?
[0:13:47 – 0:13:50] Adam: Yeah, if we can bed down and produce some content, we might.
[0:13:51 – 0:13:55] Adam: If we can’t get our hands on some good straw, well, you know, we might wander off.
[0:13:56 – 0:13:57] Erik: Yeah, we might wander off.
[0:13:57 – 0:13:57] Adam: It’s November soon.
[0:13:58 – 0:13:59] Adam: Tomorrow is November.
[0:14:00 – 0:14:03] Adam: And you never know what’s going to happen, so…
[0:14:04 – 0:14:15] Adam: But everybody knows, like the wood duck and the smallmouth bass, we will return to regularly scheduled content.
[0:14:15 – 0:14:17] Adam: But November is typically a slow time.
[0:14:18 – 0:14:19] Adam: You might get some Express episodes.
[0:14:19 – 0:14:20] Adam: You never know what’s coming out.
[0:14:20 – 0:14:22] Erik: Yeah, for sure.
[0:14:22 – 0:14:24] Erik: Some TCCs.
[0:14:24 – 0:14:25] Erik: You can be assured.
[0:14:26 – 0:14:27] Adam: Might get some tumble tunes.
[0:14:27 – 0:14:28] Adam: Of that.
[0:14:28 – 0:14:30] Adam: Larna Del Rey.
[0:14:30 – 0:14:30] Adam: Larna.
[0:14:30 – 0:14:32] Erik: Larna.
[0:14:32 – 0:14:32] Adam: My child.
[0:14:34 – 0:14:36] Erik: What’s your favorite Halloween noise?
[0:14:39 – 0:14:41] Adam: The total banshee shriek.
[0:14:42 – 0:14:43] SPEAKER_00: Eee!
[0:14:43 – 0:14:46] SPEAKER_00: No, Lorna!
[0:14:48 – 0:14:48] SPEAKER_00: Eee!
[0:14:48 – 0:14:49] Adam: Something like that, yeah.
[0:14:50 – 0:14:52] Adam: Probably went a little overboard with that first one.
[0:14:52 – 0:14:54] Adam: Probably ruined a few people’s days.
[0:14:54 – 0:14:57] Erik: Yeah, the levelator is going to have a hard time comprehending that.
[0:14:57 – 0:14:58] Erik: You can’t handle it.
[0:14:58 – 0:14:59] Adam: Those levels.
[0:14:59 – 0:15:03] Adam: Yeah, well, that’s what you get when you tune into a Halloween episode.
[0:15:04 – 0:15:07] Adam: Or just the voice of David S. Pumpkins.
[0:15:08 – 0:15:08] Adam: Probably that.
[0:15:09 – 0:15:10] Erik: Who’s David S. Pumpkins?
[0:15:11 – 0:15:13] Adam: Oh, you’re going to have to do a little research, Eric.
[0:15:14 – 0:15:15] Adam: I’m not going to give it away.
[0:15:15 – 0:15:16] Adam: No spoilers.
[0:15:16 – 0:15:22] Adam: If you haven’t, like Eric here, heard of David S. Pumpkins, just search that out on YouTube.
[0:15:22 – 0:15:24] Adam: Go ahead and watch it.
[0:15:25 – 0:15:27] Adam: It’s my favorite gump yet.
[0:15:28 – 0:15:29] Adam: It’s David S. Pumpkin’s gump.
[0:15:31 – 0:15:34] Adam: It’s a form of gump that you have not yet discovered, Eric.
[0:15:34 – 0:15:34] Erik: Oh, wow.
[0:15:35 – 0:15:40] Erik: We’re getting into subterranean gump levels here.
[0:15:40 – 0:15:40] Adam: Deep gumps.
[0:15:40 – 0:15:42] Adam: This might be a demon gump, actually.
[0:15:43 – 0:15:51] Erik: Yeah, I wish I had the guts to fully go for a Gump costume.
[0:15:52 – 0:16:08] Erik: It would require either fully growing out the beard for like multiple months or shaving it down and then getting like the short sleeve like button up and then cutting the hair way short.
[0:16:08 – 0:16:10] Adam: You’re going for bus stop Gump?
[0:16:11 – 0:16:15] Erik: Yeah, I’m going for Haley Joel Osment dad gump at the end.
[0:16:16 – 0:16:16] Erik: Oh, no.
[0:16:17 – 0:16:24] Erik: I’m not saying that I am, but even ping pong gump, the vast majority of gumps are like clean shaven and short hair like buzz cuts.
[0:16:24 – 0:16:25] Erik: It’s true.
[0:16:25 – 0:16:26] Adam: It is true.
[0:16:26 – 0:16:33] Erik: So like the only gump that I could really do where I wouldn’t have to butcher the beard would be like running gump.
[0:16:34 – 0:16:38] Erik: And that would be an insane, like, I’m early on in my running phase.
[0:16:38 – 0:16:38] Erik: Yeah.
[0:16:38 – 0:16:40] Erik: I guess I could just say that.
[0:16:40 – 0:16:41] Erik: You’re running.
[0:16:41 – 0:16:45] Erik: Get one of those, well, no, but like, you know, when he starts running and the beard slowly gets bigger.
[0:16:46 – 0:16:46] Erik: Yeah.
[0:16:46 – 0:16:52] Erik: You could be like early stage, doesn’t have anything better to do with his life.
[0:16:52 – 0:16:53] Erik: Running gump.
[0:16:53 – 0:16:54] Erik: And then just get that t-shirt.
[0:16:54 – 0:16:55] Adam: He’s always been good at running.
[0:16:56 – 0:16:58] Adam: He invented the smiley face t-shirt.
[0:16:58 – 0:16:59] Adam: He did.
[0:16:59 – 0:17:00] Adam: I forgot about that.
[0:17:00 – 0:17:03] Erik: Yeah, there’s so many of those little things in Gump.
[0:17:03 – 0:17:07] Erik: I feel like we should watch Gump because I think I have a lot of problems with it.
[0:17:07 – 0:17:09] Erik: I cannot still to this day.
[0:17:09 – 0:17:11] Adam: My main problem is that Pulp Fiction didn’t win Best Picture.
[0:17:11 – 0:17:12] Adam: That’s what I was going to say.
[0:17:12 – 0:17:20] Erik: I cannot believe that it won Best Picture regardless of what else it was up against, but especially because Pulp Fiction was in that same year.
[0:17:20 – 0:17:21] Erik: Sure it happens.
[0:17:22 – 0:17:22] Erik: Sure it happens.
[0:17:22 – 0:17:25] Erik: What are you giving this?
[0:17:25 – 0:17:27] Erik: Drekker Freak Park.
[0:17:28 – 0:17:30] Erik: I’m going to give it 10 out of 10 demons.
[0:17:31 – 0:17:32] Erik: 10 out of 10 demons?
[0:17:32 – 0:17:32] Erik: Yeah.
[0:17:33 – 0:17:33] Erik: I think so.
[0:17:35 – 0:17:36] Erik: It is pretty tasty.
[0:17:36 – 0:17:41] Adam: As a side, I would also say it’s like a 5 out of 5 geysers of blood.
[0:17:43 – 0:17:44] Adam: Blood geysers.
[0:17:44 – 0:17:49] Erik: That would be, yeah, that’s four more geysers of blood than Army of Darkness produced.
[0:17:51 – 0:17:52] Adam: Yeah, they should have had more.
[0:17:53 – 0:17:53] Adam: Groovy.
[0:17:54 – 0:17:56] Adam: Yeah, less of that.
[0:17:56 – 0:17:58] Adam: More blood geysers, please.
[0:17:58 – 0:18:06] Erik: Yeah, I’ll go ahead and give this seven melting skulls out of ten.
[0:18:08 – 0:18:10] Erik: Not melting skulls.
[0:18:11 – 0:18:11] Adam: Yes.
[0:18:12 – 0:18:12] Adam: Yes.
[0:18:13 – 0:18:16] Adam: I’ll give this three out of three parapets.
[0:18:17 – 0:18:25] Erik: Oh, also an additional lower ranking and score that isn’t out of as many.
[0:18:25 – 0:18:27] Erik: It’s still of 100%, though.
[0:18:27 – 0:18:28] Erik: Both 100%.
[0:18:28 – 0:18:29] Adam: What the hell is a parapet, though?
[0:18:31 – 0:18:33] Erik: Yeah, two dogs, I guess.
[0:18:33 – 0:18:33] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:18:33 – 0:18:35] Adam: No, it’s not a tower.
[0:18:35 – 0:18:36] Adam: It’s a parapet.
[0:18:37 – 0:18:38] Adam: That’s where the book is.
[0:18:41 – 0:18:43] Adam: And you’re not following where I’m going with this.
[0:18:43 – 0:18:44] Adam: I’m going to drop it.
[0:18:44 – 0:18:47] Adam: I’m just going to drop it and say, thank you, Hopalicious.
[0:18:47 – 0:18:57] Adam: I never thought when I met you on the side of the highway so many months ago that it would end with us drinking this beautiful freak parade.
[0:18:58 – 0:18:59] Adam: Freak parade.
[0:18:59 – 0:18:59] Adam: In a…
[0:19:00 – 0:19:02] Adam: In a cold shed.
[0:19:02 – 0:19:05] Erik: The garage door is jangling and jostling.
[0:19:05 – 0:19:07] Adam: The wind is going tonight.
[0:19:07 – 0:19:08] Adam: The wind is trying to get inside.
[0:19:08 – 0:19:11] Adam: Spooky as hell out there, and I couldn’t be cozier.
[0:19:11 – 0:19:12] Adam: Thank you.
[0:19:13 – 0:19:13] Adam: My God.
[0:19:13 – 0:19:14] Erik: Maybe it’s a man.
[0:19:15 – 0:19:18] Erik: Maybe it’s just a strange man trying to get in.
[0:19:19 – 0:19:19] Adam: I hope not.
[0:19:20 – 0:19:21] Adam: Did you lock the door?
[0:19:21 – 0:19:27] Erik: Is there anything creepier than just like the idea of just a stranger in like.
[0:19:27 – 0:19:28] Adam: Bursting through the door?
[0:19:28 – 0:19:30] Erik: No, just like not burst.
[0:19:30 – 0:19:31] Erik: Like that’s the thing.
[0:19:31 – 0:19:37] Erik: Like the creepiness of just the subtlety of just like looking out a window at night and just being like.
[0:19:38 – 0:19:41] Erik: That’s a silhouette of a person out there.
[0:19:42 – 0:19:42] Erik: What is that?
[0:19:42 – 0:19:42] Erik: Us?
[0:19:43 – 0:19:45] Erik: Us does that really well.
[0:19:45 – 0:19:46] Erik: Where it’s like.
[0:19:46 – 0:19:49] Erik: There’s a family out there looking at us.
[0:19:49 – 0:19:50] Adam: Yeah, I didn’t like that.
[0:19:50 – 0:19:51] Adam: Just looking out there.
[0:19:51 – 0:19:53] Adam: They’re too well lit, though, in that movie.
[0:19:53 – 0:19:54] Adam: Yeah, they are.
[0:19:54 – 0:19:57] Erik: They should be a little darker, creepier.
[0:19:57 – 0:19:58] Erik: Just the silhouette.
[0:20:00 – 0:20:02] Erik: I must say, it is the spooky season.
[0:20:02 – 0:20:05] Erik: I’ve been locking my door a little bit more than I typically do.
[0:20:07 – 0:20:09] Erik: You don’t want to get Richard Ramirez.
[0:20:10 – 0:20:11] Adam: What’s that mean?
[0:20:12 – 0:20:26] Erik: Well, that means he was a murderer in California back in the 70s, and he would let himself into houses that were open and then brutally take advantage and kill people that he found inside.
[0:20:26 – 0:20:29] Erik: But if the door was locked, he would take it as a sign that he wasn’t welcome.
[0:20:30 – 0:20:31] Adam: Oh.
[0:20:31 – 0:20:32] Erik: Okay, so there’s that.
[0:20:32 – 0:20:34] Erik: Don’t give people the opportunity.
[0:20:35 – 0:20:35] Adam: Sure.
[0:20:35 – 0:20:36] Erik: Lock your doors.
[0:20:36 – 0:20:38] Adam: This is Minnesota, you know.
[0:20:39 – 0:20:40] Adam: Don’t really want to lock your doors.
[0:20:40 – 0:20:44] Erik: Yeah, or you can just leave your vehicle running outside the grocery store while you’re shopping.
[0:20:45 – 0:20:46] Adam: Yeah, well, that’s fine.
[0:20:46 – 0:20:50] Erik: And allow for a full-blown grand theft auto.
[0:20:51 – 0:20:53] Erik: That’s a minor theft auto at that point, though.
[0:20:53 – 0:20:59] Adam: Okay, so I lock my doors to my house, but not my car, and also not to the shed.
[0:20:59 – 0:21:01] Adam: Do we have to be worried now about the shed?
[0:21:02 – 0:21:05] Erik: Well, I don’t have to sleep here anymore, so I don’t care.
[0:21:05 – 0:21:06] Erik: Leave it open.
[0:21:06 – 0:21:07] Adam: What about Gordy?
[0:21:08 – 0:21:13] Erik: Oh, if somebody wants to go into the trouble of like harvesting Gordy from the rafters.
[0:21:15 – 0:21:18] Erik: That’s the one thing I always found funny when people would ask me at Clearwater.
[0:21:18 – 0:21:22] Erik: They were like, do I have to worry about leaving my campsite like during the day?
[0:21:22 – 0:21:26] Erik: I’m like, nobody wants to acquire or accrue any more gear while they’re out there.
[0:21:26 – 0:21:28] Adam: Especially your stinky gear.
[0:21:28 – 0:21:37] Erik: Yeah, or like when they were like, well, we’re going to be on this day trip and we’re going to leave our canoe at a landing and then we’re just going to leave the canoe there.
[0:21:37 – 0:21:39] Erik: I’m like, yeah, no.
[0:21:40 – 0:21:45] Erik: Nobody has any more room for canoes to just like, yeah, I’m going to just steal this canoe.
[0:21:45 – 0:21:46] Erik: I got straps.
[0:21:46 – 0:21:47] Erik: I got a roof rack.
[0:21:47 – 0:21:56] Erik: That’s why this last summer when you told me like two people, not two people, but like two different incidents of like somebody making off with canoes from Stone Harbor.
[0:21:56 – 0:21:57] Erik: Yeah.
[0:21:57 – 0:22:01] Erik: I was like, who’s prepared to steal a canoe?
[0:22:02 – 0:22:02] Adam: That’s crazy.
[0:22:03 – 0:22:06] Adam: Yeah, you know, it has to be premeditated.
[0:22:06 – 0:22:10] Erik: There has to be some casing of the joint to be like, okay.
[0:22:10 – 0:22:10] Adam: Probably, yeah.
[0:22:11 – 0:22:15] Erik: We’ll go in, we’ll spend $20 on foam blocks, which is insane.
[0:22:15 – 0:22:16] Erik: Right.
[0:22:16 – 0:22:18] Erik: Considering they are blocks of foam.
[0:22:18 – 0:22:18] Adam: They are.
[0:22:22 – 0:22:23] Adam: Could be a future cheese head, though.
[0:22:26 – 0:22:30] Erik: Yeah, we’re going to steal some foam blocks and construct them into a future… We’re going to dye them yellow.
[0:22:30 – 0:22:31] Erik: Dye them yellow.
[0:22:32 – 0:22:34] Adam: But first, we’re also… We’re going to dye them gold.
[0:22:34 – 0:22:36] Erik: Green and gold, not yellow.
[0:22:36 – 0:22:37] Adam: How dare you?
[0:22:37 – 0:22:38] Adam: This is not Lil Wayne.
[0:22:39 – 0:22:41] Adam: God bless Lil Wayne, but he didn’t know what he was talking about.
[0:22:42 – 0:22:43] Adam: Green and yellow?
[0:22:43 – 0:22:44] Adam: Yeah.
[0:22:44 – 0:22:44] Erik: Come on.
[0:22:44 – 0:22:50] Erik: The thieving of canoes and or gear in the boundary waters and adjacent public landings is, I think, basically unheard of.
[0:22:51 – 0:22:53] Erik: And it’s funny to think of.
[0:22:55 – 0:22:57] Erik: Somebody actually like, okay, I’m ready.
[0:22:58 – 0:23:04] Erik: I’m ready to portage twice as much just to make off with a Ozark Trail Walmart brand tent.
[0:23:06 – 0:23:07] Adam: Oh, those are nice.
[0:23:07 – 0:23:08] Erik: This is nice.
[0:23:08 – 0:23:11] Erik: I could see myself making some money on this once I get home.
[0:23:11 – 0:23:12] Adam: All right.
[0:23:14 – 0:23:20] Erik: Well, we’re getting into some serious content tonight, people.
[0:23:22 – 0:23:24] Erik: What is the best…
[0:23:25 – 0:23:35] Erik: paddling costume and of course this is besides assless chaps because we know that is the best obviously
[0:23:37 – 0:23:44] Erik: I don’t know where you found that pencil artwork of a voyager that came along with the Tumble Home Cast subreddit question.
[0:23:44 – 0:23:52] Adam: When I was at Jackie Treehorns, I found a pad of paper and I took a pencil and I kind of rubbed it against the pad of paper sideways.
[0:23:52 – 0:23:53] Adam: And that’s what I found.
[0:23:54 – 0:23:55] Adam: So I took a picture of it.
[0:23:56 – 0:24:00] Adam: That’s where I got the picture of the assless chaps, obviously.
[0:24:00 – 0:24:03] Erik: They don’t look that assless because he’s got the long jacket.
[0:24:04 – 0:24:09] Erik: I kind of want that jacket, though, where it’s got the extra shoulder flaps.
[0:24:10 – 0:24:13] Adam: Yeah, it’s a bit of a promenade up there, up top.
[0:24:13 – 0:24:17] Erik: It doesn’t look like he’s carrying much besides like a bundle of straw, though.
[0:24:17 – 0:24:23] Adam: Yeah, you know, I think that’s, you know, just for the framing of the picture, though.
[0:24:24 – 0:24:27] Adam: It probably took some artistic liberty in the posing.
[0:24:29 – 0:24:33] Erik: Well, we’re generally having fun on this hollowed eve.
[0:24:33 – 0:24:33] Erik: Hollow’s eve?
[0:24:34 – 0:24:37] Erik: All hollowed out eve.
[0:24:38 – 0:24:38] Erik: Yes.
[0:24:39 – 0:24:41] Erik: What’s your paddling costume if you could?
[0:24:42 – 0:24:43] Erik: If you would?
[0:24:43 – 0:24:44] Erik: I think I’ve gone as tartar sauce.
[0:24:45 – 0:24:46] Erik: You’ve gone as a fish stick.
[0:24:46 – 0:24:49] Erik: I don’t know if there’s too many other costumes I can really.
[0:24:49 – 0:24:50] Adam: I went as a beaver.
[0:24:51 – 0:24:52] Adam: You were the fish stick.
[0:24:53 – 0:24:54] Erik: Oh, no, yeah, it was me and Tori.
[0:24:55 – 0:25:00] Erik: She was the fish stick, and I had a painter’s, like a white full suit painter’s.
[0:25:00 – 0:25:02] Adam: Yeah, do you still have that suit?
[0:25:03 – 0:25:05] Erik: Oh, no, it’s in a landfill somewhere.
[0:25:05 – 0:25:05] Erik: What?
[0:25:05 – 0:25:06] Erik: Yeah.
[0:25:07 – 0:25:09] Erik: I spray painted a bunch of flecks of dill.
[0:25:11 – 0:25:12] Adam: Oh, that’s pretty good.
[0:25:12 – 0:25:13] Adam: Pickle squares on it.
[0:25:15 – 0:25:19] Adam: I have a pretty good Northern Lights costume I’m wearing this year.
[0:25:20 – 0:25:23] Adam: I am going to be KP Index this year for Halloween.
[0:25:23 – 0:25:24] Erik: Are you?
[0:25:24 – 0:25:25] Adam: Yeah.
[0:25:25 – 0:25:27] Adam: Do you have one planned for tonight?
[0:25:28 – 0:25:28] Adam: Yes.
[0:25:28 – 0:25:29] Adam: Just wait.
[0:25:29 – 0:25:29] Adam: Wait.
[0:25:30 – 0:25:31] Erik: I’m biding my time.
[0:25:31 – 0:25:35] Adam: Neither of us are wearing a costume, to be clear.
[0:25:35 – 0:25:37] Erik: Before I pull out my full-blown costume.
[0:25:37 – 0:25:44] Adam: Yeah, I figured that duffel bag you brought over was filled with costumes and not ass.
[0:25:46 – 0:25:47] Erik: Yeah, easy.
[0:25:47 – 0:25:50] Erik: I wore out the loon bleep last week.
[0:25:50 – 0:25:51] Erik: The loons need a rest.
[0:25:52 – 0:25:53] Erik: Yeah, they need to sleep.
[0:25:54 – 0:25:55] Erik: Let’s get into it.
[0:25:55 – 0:25:56] Erik: Let’s just get into it.
[0:25:56 – 0:25:58] Erik: There’s nothing else to do but
[0:26:01 – 0:26:01] Erik: Give it a meat.
[0:26:02 – 0:26:02] Erik: You want.
[0:26:02 – 0:26:02] Erik: Give it a meat.
[0:26:03 – 0:26:06] Erik: This is some light meat, but it’s going to be fun meat.
[0:26:07 – 0:26:07] Adam: This is lean.
[0:26:07 – 0:26:07] Adam: Lean meat.
[0:26:08 – 0:26:08] Erik: What’s the most fun meat?
[0:26:09 – 0:26:10] Erik: The most fun meat?
[0:26:10 – 0:26:11] Adam: Mm-hmm.
[0:26:14 – 0:26:15] Adam: Poultry.
[0:26:15 – 0:26:16] Adam: For sure, poultry.
[0:26:16 – 0:26:16] Adam: Poultry?
[0:26:16 – 0:26:17] Adam: Yeah, all poultry.
[0:26:18 – 0:26:18] Adam: All poultry.
[0:26:18 – 0:26:22] Erik: Yeah, I need a nice old cut of poultry.
[0:26:22 – 0:26:25] Erik: I was thinking like cocktail weenies.
[0:26:27 – 0:26:27] Erik: Oh, yeah.
[0:26:28 – 0:26:30] Adam: Okay, that’s a different way to perceive that question.
[0:26:30 – 0:26:30] Erik: Yeah.
[0:26:31 – 0:26:47] Erik: yeah i like a meat that can fly the well all right on a broomstick preferably i guess it’s uh what do you want me to say bat the most fun dead consumable meat yeah probably bat no you ever eat bat
[0:26:49 – 0:26:50] Erik: You ever been to a wet market?
[0:26:51 – 0:26:52] Adam: No, I haven’t.
[0:26:52 – 0:26:53] Adam: You want to go?
[0:26:54 – 0:26:54] Erik: No.
[0:26:56 – 0:26:56] Adam: Please, no.
[0:26:57 – 0:26:57] Adam: We’re going.
[0:26:57 – 0:27:01] Adam: This is turning into a nightmare scenario real quick.
[0:27:01 – 0:27:03] Erik: Things are going to only get scarier here.
[0:27:03 – 0:27:04] Adam: Fun meat.
[0:27:04 – 0:27:04] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:27:04 – 0:27:04] Adam: Pike?
[0:27:07 – 0:27:07] Adam: Yeah.
[0:27:07 – 0:27:08] Erik: Pike’s pretty fun meat.
[0:27:08 – 0:27:08] Erik: Yeah.
[0:27:09 – 0:27:10] Adam: I think poultry.
[0:27:10 – 0:27:12] Adam: I think grouse is the fun meat.
[0:27:13 – 0:27:14] Erik: Groose.
[0:27:14 – 0:27:14] Erik: Groose.
[0:27:14 – 0:27:15] Erik: Groose.
[0:27:15 – 0:27:16] Erik: I don’t know.
[0:27:16 – 0:27:17] Adam: Woods chicken.
[0:27:17 – 0:27:20] Adam: SpaghettiOs meatballs are pretty fun.
[0:27:20 – 0:27:21] Erik: Yeah, okay.
[0:27:22 – 0:27:23] Adam: I don’t think that’s meat.
[0:27:24 – 0:27:28] Erik: Yeah, questionable as to whether… Ah, it comes with an asterisk at the very least.
[0:27:28 – 0:27:29] Erik: Bird dogging it.
[0:27:32 – 0:27:33] Erik: Start a contest?
[0:27:33 – 0:27:34] Erik: I don’t even know what that means.
[0:27:35 – 0:27:37] Erik: There’s a button on the subreddit where I can start a contest?
[0:27:37 – 0:27:38] Erik: Please don’t.
[0:27:38 – 0:27:40] Erik: I’m still learning as a mod.
[0:27:40 – 0:27:41] Erik: Please bear with us.
[0:27:42 – 0:27:43] Erik: Bird Doggin’ it.
[0:27:43 – 0:27:49] Erik: Franzia sells boxed wine costumes that actually dispense wine?
[0:27:49 – 0:27:51] Erik: Wow.
[0:27:51 – 0:27:52] Erik: Okay, well…
[0:27:52 – 0:27:53] Adam: So that gets my vote.
[0:27:54 – 0:27:56] Adam: And can you add an extra vote for me, please?
[0:27:57 – 0:27:58] Erik: I can’t.
[0:27:58 – 0:27:59] Erik: I’ve already given away my one vote.
[0:28:00 – 0:28:07] Erik: My one precious upvote has been provided to the top comment on Bird Doggin’ It’s Franzia Big Box.
[0:28:08 – 0:28:09] Erik: Wow.
[0:28:09 – 0:28:10] Adam: Bird Doggin’ It.
[0:28:11 – 0:28:12] Adam: Welcome to the show.
[0:28:12 – 0:28:13] Adam: Do you think that the box…
[0:28:13 – 0:28:15] Erik: Welcome to the… First time, I believe.
[0:28:15 – 0:28:16] Erik: Yes.
[0:28:16 – 0:28:28] Erik: Do you think that the wine that is dispensed from the costume, the box within the box is a larger box or is it just like a five liter typical box?
[0:28:28 – 0:28:31] Adam: Yeah, it’s just a regular bag.
[0:28:31 – 0:28:38] Erik: Because I would love like to have everything expanded upwards into the size of like a human size.
[0:28:38 – 0:28:38] Erik: Yeah.
[0:28:38 – 0:28:42] Erik: Where you had to like use two hands to turn the schnozzle.
[0:28:42 – 0:29:02] Adam: yeah it’s like a mix between one of those big sumo uh outfits yeah where you sumo wrestle yeah i’m not sure i’m allowed to say that but you know what i’m saying and then it’s a wine box on top though yeah so it’s literally the size of your body but you wouldn’t really be able to sumo very well with that amount of weight on you
[0:29:02 – 0:29:04] Adam: That’s a lot of wine.
[0:29:04 – 0:29:08] Adam: Yeah, no, I’m just wondering if the… A lot of schlaging of the nauseals.
[0:29:08 – 0:29:08] Erik: Schlaging.
[0:29:08 – 0:29:21] Erik: I just wonder about the actual dispensing of wine, if it just comes out of like a regularly sized, like, because I would love it if it was like a wide gauge, like as wide as this can of beer, where it’s like just the tiniest turn.
[0:29:21 – 0:29:22] Adam: Take it easy.
[0:29:22 – 0:29:24] Adam: It fills your cup in a half second.
[0:29:25 – 0:29:26] Adam: Holy smokes, Gus.
[0:29:28 – 0:29:29] Adam: All right.
[0:29:29 – 0:29:30] Adam: I didn’t know about this.
[0:29:30 – 0:29:31] Adam: I’m pretty excited.
[0:29:31 – 0:29:32] Adam: Maybe we got to look into this.
[0:29:33 – 0:29:34] Erik: Yeah, we could look into that.
[0:29:34 – 0:29:35] Adam: Get one for the show.
[0:29:36 – 0:29:37] Adam: Maybe for Christmas.
[0:29:38 – 0:29:39] Erik: Christmas costumes, underrated.
[0:29:40 – 0:29:46] Adam: If you are well-behaved, Santa will bring you a box of wine costume.
[0:29:47 – 0:29:48] Adam: Ho, ho, ho.
[0:29:48 – 0:29:50] Adam: Next up on the show, a dancer.
[0:29:50 – 0:29:52] Adam: Everybody’s favorite Christmas carol.
[0:29:54 – 0:29:56] Adam: That’s from the Elvis Christmas album.
[0:29:56 – 0:29:57] Adam: Everybody knows that one.
[0:29:58 – 0:29:58] Erik: Ho, ho, ho.
[0:29:59 – 0:30:00] Adam: Cheap dancer.
[0:30:00 – 0:30:01] Adam: Friend of the show.
[0:30:01 – 0:30:09] Adam: I’m not sure if this is the best, but I’ve been wearing the same costume since the mid-90s while paddling Zubas with a fanny pack.
[0:30:10 – 0:30:10] Adam: There’s a link.
[0:30:10 – 0:30:11] Adam: Should I click on it?
[0:30:12 – 0:30:13] Adam: Hobblicious says, oh, yeah.
[0:30:13 – 0:30:15] Adam: I’m going to click on it.
[0:30:15 – 0:30:16] Adam: I’m going to go ahead and trust him.
[0:30:18 – 0:30:19] Adam: Oh, no.
[0:30:19 – 0:30:21] Adam: Oh, no.
[0:30:21 – 0:30:22] Adam: It’s great.
[0:30:22 – 0:30:23] Adam: It’s Randy Savage.
[0:30:24 – 0:30:48] Adam: nice i scrolled up i scrolled too far but oh yeah yeah that’s the randy savage love it yeah wrestlemania six how are those zubas holding up to that kind of wear and tear they come basically pre-worn yeah i know a fanny pack can handle it but can zubas really handle the boundary waters
[0:30:48 – 0:30:52] Erik: No, I feel like Zubas have a half-life of like six months.
[0:30:53 – 0:30:54] Adam: Yeah.
[0:30:55 – 0:30:59] Adam: I wore Zubas in my house for like two months, and they did not handle that.
[0:30:59 – 0:31:00] Erik: No, they just wear out.
[0:31:01 – 0:31:02] Erik: They’re done.
[0:31:02 – 0:31:04] Erik: Well, the crotch is all stringy now.
[0:31:04 – 0:31:05] Erik: What’s wrong with your Zubas?
[0:31:06 – 0:31:07] Erik: I wore them four times.
[0:31:08 – 0:31:10] Erik: Well, Arrivederci.
[0:31:10 – 0:31:13] Erik: Arrivederci Zubas.
[0:31:14 – 0:31:15] Erik: Great name for a…
[0:31:17 – 0:31:35] Erik: company though like what did you even come up with that name that was a fever dream for sure oh I’m sure yeah well we got a bunch of crappy thin fabric yeah what should we do with it I don’t know make like some loose baggy pants with crazy lightning bolt patterns on it tiger stripe them
[0:31:36 – 0:31:46] Erik: Yeah, it’s like I was in the grocery store the other day and Dots pretzels, they have now expanded into fish breading and or just breadcrumbs.
[0:31:47 – 0:31:56] Erik: In the breadcrumb aisle, I’m like, that is clearly just the crap that got swept off the plant floor that didn’t make a pretzel.
[0:31:56 – 0:31:58] Adam: Thank you very much for selling it.
[0:31:59 – 0:31:59] Adam: That’s amazing.
[0:32:00 – 0:32:05] Erik: But it’s like you’re making money on the scraps that didn’t go into a pretzel.
[0:32:06 – 0:32:09] Erik: Pressed peanut sweepings.
[0:32:11 – 0:32:11] Erik: I’m impressed.
[0:32:12 – 0:32:13] Erik: Paddling hoeday.
[0:32:16 – 0:32:17] Erik: Friend of the show?
[0:32:17 – 0:32:19] Erik: Friend of the show, question mark?
[0:32:19 – 0:32:34] Erik: For canoe paddling, anything 80s, including a 150-pound Grumman, pull-tab style beer cans, and shorts that show so much white that a beaver pilot will have to report you due to the reflection those thighs give up.
[0:32:35 – 0:32:36] Erik: Hot thighs.
[0:32:36 – 0:32:43] Erik: For rated R paddling, I think the answer would honestly be assless chaos.
[0:32:44 – 0:33:07] Erik: assless chaos is that the name of this episode does that mean there’s no back or front yeah just just sides just just just just from the foot to the middle of the thigh yeah i mean it sounds very freeing assless chaos light
[0:33:11 – 0:33:14] Erik: We’ve got another single line comment here from Aldi1.
[0:33:15 – 0:33:16] Erik: Kevin Bacon costume.
[0:33:17 – 0:33:19] Adam: Oh, wow, yeah.
[0:33:19 – 0:33:20] Adam: Which Kevin Bacon?
[0:33:21 – 0:33:24] Adam: Just him as a man, just generally Kevin Bacon.
[0:33:24 – 0:33:25] Adam: Just Kevin Bacon, yeah.
[0:33:25 – 0:33:29] Erik: Got to get a little bit of that red hair, bad haircut, Pete Rose haircut.
[0:33:31 – 0:33:35] Adam: I would say River Wild Kevin Bacon for sure is what we’re going for here.
[0:33:35 – 0:33:35] Erik: Yeah.
[0:33:36 – 0:33:36] Adam: Okay.
[0:33:36 – 0:33:36] Adam: Yeah.
[0:33:38 – 0:33:38] Adam: Vic.
[0:33:39 – 0:33:40] Erik: We’re going for Vic.
[0:33:40 – 0:33:41] Erik: Yeah, we’re going for Vic.
[0:33:41 – 0:33:46] Erik: I was grasping at the deep back like ditches of my brain.
[0:33:46 – 0:33:49] Adam: Don’t you dare carve your name to that side of that tree, boy.
[0:33:49 – 0:33:55] Adam: Otherwise, we’re going to portage a canoe 5,000 rods up a canyon.
[0:33:55 – 0:33:56] Erik: Well, that’s, yeah.
[0:33:57 – 0:33:58] Erik: Vic, what are you talking about?
[0:33:59 – 0:34:04] Erik: Vic is the character from not River Wild, but Whitewater Summer.
[0:34:04 – 0:34:06] Adam: Oh, I’m thinking about Whitewater Summer bacon.
[0:34:06 – 0:34:07] Adam: Right.
[0:34:07 – 0:34:08] Erik: That’s the best bacon.
[0:34:08 – 0:34:10] Adam: It is the best bacon, I would say, for sure.
[0:34:10 – 0:34:11] Erik: Cottage bacon.
[0:34:11 – 0:34:14] Erik: What’s his name from a River Wild, though?
[0:34:15 – 0:34:16] Erik: Him and John C. Reilly as the bandits?
[0:34:17 – 0:34:20] Adam: Yeah, I think it’s just like shit heel bandit.
[0:34:20 – 0:34:21] Adam: Shit heel bandit.
[0:34:21 – 0:34:22] Adam: Pardon my French.
[0:34:23 – 0:34:26] Adam: Can you also bleep me mispronouncing French?
[0:34:27 – 0:34:27] Erik: No.
[0:34:28 – 0:34:30] Erik: I turn it up louder actually and turn my voice down.
[0:34:31 – 0:34:31] Adam: Frank.
[0:34:32 – 0:34:36] Erik: We’ve got J’ai du poisson.
[0:34:37 – 0:34:39] Erik: You get to click another link.
[0:34:40 – 0:34:40] Erik: Who knows?
[0:34:41 – 0:34:41] Erik: It’s always a gamble.
[0:34:41 – 0:34:45] Adam: Next up on the costume party, it’s this Burt Reynolds wetsuit vest.
[0:34:45 – 0:34:46] Adam: Oh, yeah.
[0:34:46 – 0:34:47] Adam: It’s what I wear now.
[0:34:47 – 0:34:50] Adam: I assume that’s from… For sure, it’s got to be.
[0:34:50 – 0:34:51] Erik: Oh, my.
[0:34:52 – 0:34:53] Adam: Oh, my.
[0:34:53 – 0:34:55] Adam: It was only $79.
[0:34:55 – 0:34:56] Adam: What a deal.
[0:34:56 – 0:34:56] Adam: What?
[0:34:56 – 0:34:58] Adam: It used to be $189.
[0:34:59 – 0:35:04] Adam: The Deliverance Burt Reynolds Lewis Medlock Wetsuit Vest.
[0:35:05 – 0:35:07] Adam: It’s like a replica?
[0:35:07 – 0:35:08] Adam: I’m not telling the link.
[0:35:08 – 0:35:10] Adam: You got to go click on the link here.
[0:35:11 – 0:35:13] Erik: Oh, my God.
[0:35:13 – 0:35:13] Erik: I want to see.
[0:35:13 – 0:35:16] Adam: Eric, you got to spin this thing around and get a look.
[0:35:16 – 0:35:16] Adam: This is sick.
[0:35:17 – 0:35:18] Adam: Oh, yeah.
[0:35:18 – 0:35:19] Adam: The Lewis Murdoch.
[0:35:21 – 0:35:22] Adam: Oh, my God.
[0:35:22 – 0:35:22] Erik: Wow.
[0:35:23 – 0:35:27] Erik: There’s a whole website devoted to film star outlets?
[0:35:27 – 0:35:28] Erik: Yeah.
[0:35:28 – 0:35:28] Erik: Outfits?
[0:35:28 – 0:35:29] Erik: Sorry.
[0:35:30 – 0:35:32] Erik: Oh, it’s marked down from 189.
[0:35:32 – 0:35:33] Adam: That’s what I said.
[0:35:34 – 0:35:36] Adam: It’s almost so good of a deal, I can’t afford not to buy it.
[0:35:37 – 0:35:37] Erik: All right.
[0:35:37 – 0:35:38] Erik: Well, I mean, you can’t.
[0:35:38 – 0:35:39] Adam: Does it float?
[0:35:41 – 0:35:47] Adam: Or does it just repel bad vibes?
[0:35:47 – 0:35:50] Adam: Because that thing is pretty hot.
[0:35:52 – 0:35:56] Erik: I love that there are actual reviews, quote-unquote actual reviews.
[0:35:56 – 0:35:59] Adam: Yeah, I bet they’re real.
[0:36:00 – 0:36:00] Erik: Yeah.
[0:36:00 – 0:36:02] Erik: Yesterday I received my parcel.
[0:36:02 – 0:36:03] Erik: I selected in real leather.
[0:36:04 – 0:36:04] Erik: Parcel?
[0:36:04 – 0:36:07] Erik: This is quality, amazing material and stitched very well.
[0:36:07 – 0:36:08] Erik: Thank you.
[0:36:08 – 0:36:09] Erik: Thank you for stitch.
[0:36:10 – 0:36:12] Erik: I am so happy because I received my leather vest.
[0:36:12 – 0:36:17] Erik: Thank you for customer support by choosing perfect sizing and I like your delivery service.
[0:36:17 – 0:36:18] Erik: These don’t, yeah.
[0:36:18 – 0:36:18] Erik: My delivery service?
[0:36:18 – 0:36:22] Adam: I’m sure the person that wrote that, his name is definitely James Franklin.
[0:36:23 – 0:36:24] Adam: Dwayne C.
[0:36:24 – 0:36:28] Erik: My vest delivery just in four days and the leather quality is amazing.
[0:36:28 – 0:36:29] Erik: I am fully excited.
[0:36:29 – 0:36:31] Erik: Thank you, Filmstar Outfits.
[0:36:31 – 0:36:33] Adam: Do you think it’s really leather then?
[0:36:34 – 0:36:34] Adam: Probably.
[0:36:34 – 0:36:35] Adam: Great vest.
[0:36:35 – 0:36:36] Adam: The highest quality of leather.
[0:36:36 – 0:36:37] Erik: Delivery on time.
[0:36:38 – 0:36:38] Adam: Oh, yes.
[0:36:39 – 0:36:41] Erik: I purchased my Deliverance Burt Reynolds vest.
[0:36:42 – 0:36:43] Erik: Your customer support is very great.
[0:36:43 – 0:36:45] Erik: I really appreciate and excited today.
[0:36:45 – 0:36:46] Erik: This is a loving outfit.
[0:36:47 – 0:36:48] Erik: I’d do it, but…
[0:36:48 – 0:36:51] Adam: I’m sure that was from a person named Jones.
[0:36:51 – 0:36:58] Adam: I don’t feel like it would be wise use of the Tumble Home funds to purchase this beautiful leather vest.
[0:37:01 – 0:37:02] Adam: Is that what it looks like?
[0:37:02 – 0:37:07] Erik: It looks so horrible on a mannequin when you take it away from Burt Reynolds actually wearing it.
[0:37:07 – 0:37:08] Adam: Get out the gimp.
[0:37:09 – 0:37:10] Erik: Yeah, that looks like a gimp.
[0:37:10 – 0:37:11] Adam: The gimp is sleeping.
[0:37:12 – 0:37:15] Adam: Well, I guess you’re going to have to just wake him up then.
[0:37:15 – 0:37:19] Adam: Next up on the show, dear friend of the show…
[0:37:21 – 0:37:26] Erik: I want to spend more time on that Hollywood movie star costume page and see what else there is.
[0:37:26 – 0:37:27] Erik: Let’s see if there’s some red hats.
[0:37:27 – 0:37:29] Adam: We’re going to have to move on.
[0:37:29 – 0:37:31] Adam: Some beanies and gloves.
[0:37:34 – 0:37:37] Adam: That leather vest is literally the worst thing I’ve ever seen.
[0:37:37 – 0:37:38] Adam: It looks so god awful.
[0:37:39 – 0:37:39] Adam: Oh, my God.
[0:37:39 – 0:37:41] Adam: I can’t believe they’re selling that.
[0:37:42 – 0:37:43] Erik: It’s marked down, though.
[0:37:43 – 0:37:44] Adam: Yeah, what a deal.
[0:37:44 – 0:37:46] Adam: At $79, I mean, like I said, incredible value.
[0:37:47 – 0:37:49] Adam: We’re losing money by not buying.
[0:37:49 – 0:37:50] Adam: Wow, I know.
[0:37:50 – 0:37:51] Erik: Should we just buy one and see what it’s like?
[0:37:51 – 0:37:53] Adam: Yeah, we should probably get one.
[0:37:53 – 0:38:00] Adam: We could probably turn it into a nice video of us trying on the Burt Reynolds wetsuit vest.
[0:38:00 – 0:38:02] Erik: It’s like that episode of The Simpsons.
[0:38:02 – 0:38:06] Adam: I’m sure that’s probably how COVID got here was somebody buying one of those.
[0:38:07 – 0:38:09] Adam: Yeah, that vest is coming from a wet market for sure.
[0:38:10 – 0:38:15] Erik: Next up on the show, dear friend of the show, AcidDiarrhea612.
[0:38:15 – 0:38:16] Erik: Dear friend.
[0:38:16 – 0:38:17] Adam: We miss you.
[0:38:18 – 0:38:19] Adam: When are you coming back?
[0:38:19 – 0:38:20] Adam: We got to hang out.
[0:38:21 – 0:38:22] Adam: Beaver costume.
[0:38:22 – 0:38:22] Adam: That’s it.
[0:38:22 – 0:38:23] Adam: Yeah.
[0:38:23 – 0:38:25] Adam: Six boxes of wine for that comment.
[0:38:25 – 0:38:32] Adam: I’m going to give you extra because beaver costume is by far the best costume ever to be worn in the boundary waters.
[0:38:32 – 0:38:33] Adam: Everybody knows that.
[0:38:33 – 0:38:34] Adam: Castor.
[0:38:34 – 0:38:35] Adam: Castor.
[0:38:36 – 0:38:38] Adam: Next up on the show, Gray Panther 8.
[0:38:39 – 0:38:39] Adam: Welcome.
[0:38:39 – 0:38:40] Adam: Wow.
[0:38:41 – 0:38:44] Adam: Canvas pants from Duluth Peck and a deerskin shirt.
[0:38:44 – 0:38:47] Adam: Old school Tevas and a red sash.
[0:38:47 – 0:38:48] Adam: All right.
[0:38:48 – 0:38:49] Adam: So we’re going for Voyager.
[0:38:49 – 0:38:50] Erik: It’s a Voyager outfit.
[0:38:50 – 0:38:51] Adam: It’s a modern Voyager.
[0:38:52 – 0:38:53] Adam: I’m waiting for… With Tevas.
[0:38:53 – 0:38:54] Adam: Yeah.
[0:38:54 – 0:38:55] Adam: Also with the Tevas.
[0:38:55 – 0:38:56] Adam: Old school Tevas.
[0:38:56 – 0:38:57] Adam: Let’s be fair.
[0:38:57 – 0:38:57] Erik: Yes.
[0:38:58 – 0:38:58] Erik: All right.
[0:38:58 – 0:38:59] Erik: Birch bark Tevas.
[0:39:00 – 0:39:00] Adam: All right.
[0:39:02 – 0:39:06] Erik: Well, I’m definitely just going to go back to that costume website.
[0:39:06 – 0:39:07] Erik: Yeah, he’s scrolling back up.
[0:39:08 – 0:39:12] Adam: I tried to scroll him away from it, folks, but he’s just going back to it.
[0:39:12 – 0:39:13] Adam: I didn’t close the tab.
[0:39:14 – 0:39:14] Adam: The tab is still open.
[0:39:15 – 0:39:15] Erik: Yeah.
[0:39:15 – 0:39:16] Adam: You don’t have to scroll.
[0:39:17 – 0:39:19] Adam: Eric doesn’t understand how tabs work.
[0:39:21 – 0:39:26] Adam: But we’re going to definitely be buying one of these vests now and doing a shoot.
[0:39:27 – 0:39:37] Adam: We’re going to have to hire a photographer, I guess, to come and take our pictures of us doing like, you know, what do you call them?
[0:39:38 – 0:39:39] Adam: Cartwheels?
[0:39:40 – 0:39:40] Erik: Yeah.
[0:39:40 – 0:39:40] Erik: Yeah.
[0:39:41 – 0:40:09] Adam: somersaults we could get the uh the red uh suit jacket that joaquin phoenix wore in the joker for marked down from oh what do you know marked down from 189 oh wow to 119 it’s too like i said such a good deal it’s just insane we gotta get it yeah there are some there are some crazy deals on this can we get to watch from alec baldwin from the edge thanks for all the nights thanks for
[0:40:10 – 0:40:12] Erik: Yeah, I’m sure we could do that.
[0:40:13 – 0:40:14] Erik: Beautiful.
[0:40:14 – 0:40:16] Erik: We’ll put some funds towards that.
[0:40:16 – 0:40:17] Erik: Barb’s Bannock.
[0:40:18 – 0:40:28] Erik: A pictograph painted on a large paper mache granite rock slab, maybe with an eagle’s nest for a hat.
[0:40:28 – 0:40:35] Erik: You can only face south or east while wearing or risk poor preservation due to the elements.
[0:40:36 – 0:40:48] Adam: Yeah, the molecular binding of the pigment to the rock would be compromised if you were to ever face away from the east while eating a Butterfingers.
[0:40:50 – 0:40:57] Erik: Yeah, and you can have some kind of a large cantilevered out sun slash a large light flashing back at it.
[0:41:01 – 0:41:12] Adam: What if in Army of Darkness you had like a tiny version of yourself that was painting the pictograph onto you as you were dressed as a rock face facing south?
[0:41:13 – 0:41:14] Erik: They’re too mischievous.
[0:41:14 – 0:41:15] Erik: You can’t control those little guns.
[0:41:15 – 0:41:16] Adam: You can’t control those little sons of guns.
[0:41:16 – 0:41:17] SPEAKER_00: No.
[0:41:17 – 0:41:18] Erik: I don’t like them.
[0:41:19 – 0:41:19] Erik: Dirty.
[0:41:20 – 0:41:21] Erik: I don’t know why I started with there.
[0:41:21 – 0:41:22] Adam: Diver Sweaty.
[0:41:22 – 0:41:24] Erik: 9793.
[0:41:24 – 0:41:25] Adam: Joe D’Airtray.
[0:41:26 – 0:41:26] Erik: I believe.
[0:41:27 – 0:41:27] Erik: First time.
[0:41:28 – 0:41:29] Erik: First time, long time.
[0:41:30 – 0:41:33] Erik: Muck Boots and a Speedo.
[0:41:33 – 0:41:36] Adam: I thought you were just going to be Muck Boots.
[0:41:37 – 0:41:37] Adam: Just Muck Boots.
[0:41:37 – 0:41:38] Adam: Which would be interesting.
[0:41:38 – 0:41:40] Adam: I’m just a Muck Boot.
[0:41:41 – 0:41:43] Adam: No, but Muck Boots and a Speedo.
[0:41:43 – 0:41:44] Adam: So what’s the costume?
[0:41:45 – 0:41:48] Erik: I think that’s just a unique take.
[0:41:49 – 0:41:50] Erik: On Halloween.
[0:41:50 – 0:41:54] Erik: It doesn’t always have to be something that has come before it.
[0:41:54 – 0:41:56] Adam: Yeah, but what is it?
[0:41:56 – 0:42:00] Erik: Yeah, I mean, sometimes Halloween is just up to the…
[0:42:00 – 0:42:01] Erik: It’s pure sex.
[0:42:01 – 0:42:03] Erik: Just up to the mind.
[0:42:03 – 0:42:04] Adam: This is pure sex.
[0:42:04 – 0:42:07] Erik: Hopalicious, thank you for the freak parades.
[0:42:07 – 0:42:08] Erik: Coming in with a comment.
[0:42:09 – 0:42:09] Adam: All right.
[0:42:10 – 0:42:13] Erik: Heavy pleated Z Cavaricci jeans.
[0:42:13 – 0:42:14] Erik: All right.
[0:42:15 – 0:42:18] Erik: A red checkered flannel and red wing boots.
[0:42:19 – 0:42:19] Erik: I call it.
[0:42:21 – 0:42:23] Erik: I call it the AC Osthoff.
[0:42:24 – 0:42:25] Adam: Wow.
[0:42:25 – 0:42:25] Adam: Wow.
[0:42:25 – 0:42:26] Adam: Wow.
[0:42:26 – 0:42:27] Adam: I would love to see.
[0:42:27 – 0:42:28] Adam: Wow.
[0:42:28 – 0:42:28] Adam: What?
[0:42:30 – 0:42:34] Adam: So this is a mix of A.C. Slater and Stu Osthoff?
[0:42:34 – 0:42:46] Erik: I would love to see a Saved by the Bell just populated with a bunch of prominent… Stu Osthoff, get Cliff Jacobson in there.
[0:42:46 – 0:42:51] Erik: Who’s the screech of prominent Boundary Waters voices?
[0:42:53 – 0:42:54] Erik: Me?
[0:42:54 – 0:42:54] Adam: You?
[0:42:54 – 0:42:55] Adam: Yeah.
[0:42:56 – 0:42:57] Adam: No, neither of us, for sure.
[0:42:57 – 0:43:00] Adam: It’s that guy who sold us the axe at Monk.
[0:43:00 – 0:43:02] Adam: Monk is the Screech.
[0:43:02 – 0:43:04] Adam: Yeah, the axe salesman at Paragus.
[0:43:07 – 0:43:08] Adam: Oh, that’s great.
[0:43:09 – 0:43:10] Adam: AC Slater.
[0:43:10 – 0:43:11] Adam: Z Cavaricci.
[0:43:12 – 0:43:13] Adam: Wow, that’s incredible.
[0:43:13 – 0:43:22] Adam: Do you think that you could somehow install a chair backwards into a Min 2 so you could always be leaning forward on the back of the chair while you paddled?
[0:43:22 – 0:43:30] Erik: Just have it so it’s like you’re always like, yeah, where you’re like… Who’s the principal belding of the Boundary Waters?
[0:43:31 – 0:43:31] Erik: Hmm.
[0:43:33 – 0:43:35] Erik: Probably some U.S. Forest Service official.
[0:43:35 – 0:43:38] Adam: Any Forest Service officer is the principal building.
[0:43:38 – 0:43:45] Erik: There’s no specific one because it’s just a Ferris wheel, a carousel of different names of people coming in.
[0:43:46 – 0:43:47] Adam: Just a random building.
[0:43:47 – 0:43:50] Erik: They just always are wearing the U.S. Forest Service green.
[0:43:52 – 0:44:00] Erik: That would be a, that’s a hilarious like concept, a deep weird concept that wouldn’t make sense to 99% of the people on this planet.
[0:44:00 – 0:44:00] Erik: Yeah.
[0:44:00 – 0:44:04] Erik: But to populate a Saved by the Bell with like Bonjewater’s characters.
[0:44:04 – 0:44:05] Erik: Yeah.
[0:44:05 – 0:44:07] Erik: And having the principal just be the Forest Service.
[0:44:08 – 0:44:08] Adam: Yeah.
[0:44:10 – 0:44:14] Erik: So then we, we both are like, we’re, we’re both the Zacks then.
[0:44:14 – 0:44:17] Adam: No, I would say George Lubunga is the Zach.
[0:44:17 – 0:44:18] Adam: Oh, sure.
[0:44:18 – 0:44:22] Adam: Probably just like a background character at best.
[0:44:24 – 0:44:24] Adam: Yeah, maybe.
[0:44:26 – 0:44:26] Adam: What was it?
[0:44:26 – 0:44:29] Adam: So it was the AC… What was it?
[0:44:29 – 0:44:30] Adam: AC Osthoff.
[0:44:30 – 0:44:31] Adam: AC Osthoff.
[0:44:32 – 0:44:32] Erik: Young Osthoff.
[0:44:32 – 0:44:33] Adam: Sporto.
[0:44:34 – 0:44:35] Erik: Sport.
[0:44:35 – 0:44:36] Erik: I’ll do another one.
[0:44:36 – 0:44:37] Adam: That’s great.
[0:44:37 – 0:44:38] Adam: That is great.
[0:44:38 – 0:44:41] Adam: That’s seriously, seriously next level great.
[0:44:41 – 0:44:47] Erik: How does that one not have more than six bags of swirling Franzia boxes?
[0:44:49 – 0:44:51] Erik: Pequod Seapod.
[0:44:51 – 0:44:53] Erik: First time ever, I think.
[0:44:53 – 0:44:54] Erik: First time caller.
[0:44:54 – 0:44:54] Erik: Welcome.
[0:44:56 – 0:44:58] Erik: Did you say a canoe costume?
[0:44:58 – 0:44:58] Erik: Another link.
[0:44:59 – 0:45:00] Erik: Here we go.
[0:45:00 – 0:45:01] Erik: I’m going to be a canoe costume.
[0:45:01 – 0:45:04] Erik: This canoe, this computer is going to be riddled.
[0:45:04 – 0:45:08] Erik: I tell you riddled with weird link.
[0:45:11 – 0:45:11] Erik: Okay.
[0:45:11 – 0:45:12] Erik: Yeah.
[0:45:12 – 0:45:20] Erik: It is literally like a, a man running down the street with a canoe costume and it is a naked person with a canoe.
[0:45:20 – 0:45:23] Adam: Not quite naked, but Oh, that’s nice.
[0:45:23 – 0:45:23] Adam: Yeah.
[0:45:25 – 0:45:34] Erik: I love that whoever the hosting site is so worried that somebody is going to steal this image that they have a ton of little watermarks on it.
[0:45:35 – 0:45:36] Erik: Hey, we’re Alamy.
[0:45:37 – 0:45:39] Erik: You’re not going to want to take this picture and use it for your own good.
[0:45:40 – 0:45:41] Erik: Why would anybody ever want this picture?
[0:45:42 – 0:45:44] Erik: Let it be free for all.
[0:45:46 – 0:45:47] Erik: All right.
[0:45:47 – 0:45:49] Erik: Some more one-line comments here.
[0:45:49 – 0:45:51] Erik: I’ll just do another one.
[0:45:51 – 0:45:52] Erik: You can do three.
[0:45:52 – 0:45:52] Adam: Pop them.
[0:45:53 – 0:45:54] Erik: J underscore dat.
[0:45:55 – 0:45:58] Erik: I believe you actually are a potential first time.
[0:45:58 – 0:46:02] Erik: I’m just going to say that going forward to cover my bases.
[0:46:02 – 0:46:03] Erik: Cover you.
[0:46:04 – 0:46:10] Erik: Cover you, your gear, and your canoe in glow-in-the-dark paint and only paddle at night.
[0:46:11 – 0:46:13] Erik: Ooh, that would be so creepy.
[0:46:14 – 0:46:16] Adam: That’s the Louis Zong ghost boat.
[0:46:17 – 0:46:20] Adam: Coming, yeah, like if you were just on shore.
[0:46:20 – 0:46:20] Adam: Ooh.
[0:46:24 – 0:46:44] Adam: next on the show ghost of ed abby a real ghost and friend of the show i’m an oversized blue barrel with the top bottom cut out and shoulder straps to hold it up nothing underneath but the cool breezes of october and that one rogue mosquito that raises to succumb to the cold nights
[0:46:45 – 0:46:45] Adam: Thank you.
[0:46:45 – 0:46:46] Adam: That was wonderful.
[0:46:47 – 0:46:49] Adam: So you’re being a bear barrel.
[0:46:49 – 0:46:58] Erik: Yeah, going as a bear barrel, but also going as the classic old Western homeless man.
[0:46:59 – 0:47:01] Erik: The only thing I can afford is just putting straps on a barrel.
[0:47:02 – 0:47:07] Adam: Got a satchel full of peanuts and an old barrel for a suit.
[0:47:08 – 0:47:10] Erik: I can only imagine the edges.
[0:47:10 – 0:47:14] Erik: You have to get a nice sander in there and kind of round down those barrel edges.
[0:47:14 – 0:47:16] Erik: You got to trust your Cooper.
[0:47:16 – 0:47:17] Erik: You got to do it.
[0:47:17 – 0:47:19] Erik: Trust your blue bear barrel Cooper.
[0:47:20 – 0:47:20] Erik: Yeah.
[0:47:20 – 0:47:23] Erik: You think that that’s what they call themselves at the blue bear barrel plant?
[0:47:24 – 0:47:25] Adam: Yeah, sure.
[0:47:25 – 0:47:27] Adam: I’m an heirloom Cooper.
[0:47:27 – 0:47:29] Adam: Next up on the show, musky eater.
[0:47:30 – 0:47:30] Adam: Friend of the show.
[0:47:31 – 0:47:33] Adam: Love to eat those musky.
[0:47:34 – 0:47:35] Adam: Red button-up polo.
[0:47:35 – 0:47:36] Adam: Red Dickies shorts.
[0:47:37 – 0:47:38] Adam: Red sneezers.
[0:47:39 – 0:47:39] Adam: Red ball cap.
[0:47:40 – 0:47:41] Adam: If they don’t see you coming, it’s on them.
[0:47:41 – 0:47:42] Adam: Sorry, Scotty.
[0:47:43 – 0:47:43] UNKNOWN: Ha ha ha.
[0:47:45 – 0:47:48] Erik: I thought he was going for a red-green reference there for a second.
[0:47:48 – 0:47:48] Adam: All red.
[0:47:49 – 0:47:50] Adam: Sneezers.
[0:47:51 – 0:47:52] Adam: All right.
[0:47:52 – 0:47:55] Adam: That’s a little unsettling, for sure.
[0:47:55 – 0:47:58] Adam: If I saw that coming out on the portage, I would be worried.
[0:47:58 – 0:48:01] Erik: If they don’t find you attractive, they should at least find you handy.
[0:48:03 – 0:48:07] Adam: I would hate to not see a red-green reference at this point.
[0:48:07 – 0:48:08] Adam: Sorry, scatty.
[0:48:09 – 0:48:13] Adam: Next up on the show, great friend of the show, Squarejaw77.
[0:48:13 – 0:48:13] Adam: Nah.
[0:48:15 – 0:48:16] Adam: Y’all are wrong.
[0:48:16 – 0:48:19] Adam: Head to toe frigging camo with a hot ass mullet.
[0:48:20 – 0:48:21] Adam: Blowing in the wind.
[0:48:22 – 0:48:22] Adam: There you go.
[0:48:23 – 0:48:24] Adam: There you go.
[0:48:24 – 0:48:27] Adam: We have some serious problems with the subreddit after this.
[0:48:29 – 0:48:30] Adam: Had some accounts blocked.
[0:48:30 – 0:48:31] Adam: What?
[0:48:31 – 0:48:34] Adam: We had some mullet bots, I think, infiltrated.
[0:48:34 – 0:48:37] Adam: Oh, you mentioned mullet and the whole bot crew is going to come at you?
[0:48:37 – 0:48:38] Adam: I guess so, yeah.
[0:48:39 – 0:48:40] Adam: Watch out for the mullet bots.
[0:48:41 – 0:48:45] Adam: But Squarejaw77, you ain’t wrong.
[0:48:45 – 0:48:46] Adam: You ain’t wrong.
[0:48:46 – 0:48:47] Adam: That is hot.
[0:48:47 – 0:48:49] Adam: Ian’s, that’s hot.
[0:48:51 – 0:48:54] Adam: Finally, I’m going to take this last one.
[0:48:54 – 0:48:56] Adam: There’s still plenty of comments.
[0:48:56 – 0:48:57] Adam: Don’t worry, folks.
[0:48:57 – 0:48:58] Adam: I got one more, though.
[0:48:59 – 0:49:01] Adam: This one is near and dear to my heart.
[0:49:07 – 0:49:25] Erik: oh my god start over 4909 jesus christ can we just cut that what’s that snip what was that snip sound yeah 4909 i literally i think we’ve always joked about it three i actually will bleep it one yeah
[0:49:26 – 0:49:27] Adam: You got to do it.
[0:49:28 – 0:49:30] Adam: Next up on the show, the Creek Chub.
[0:49:31 – 0:49:38] Adam: With three boxes of Franzia, just a pair of Rustler brand cut-off jean shorts.
[0:49:38 – 0:49:38] Adam: There we go.
[0:49:39 – 0:49:40] Adam: That’s it.
[0:49:40 – 0:49:44] Adam: That’s all you need for a successful Halloween party.
[0:49:44 – 0:49:46] Adam: A little cut-off jean short.
[0:49:47 – 0:49:48] Adam: Show a little skin, you know.
[0:49:49 – 0:49:50] Adam: Shake what your mama gave you.
[0:49:52 – 0:49:54] Adam: Jake, what your mama gave you.
[0:49:54 – 0:49:55] Adam: What your mama gave you?
[0:49:55 – 0:49:57] Adam: Anybody listening to this show knows.
[0:49:58 – 0:49:58] Adam: Oh, it’s good.
[0:50:04 – 0:50:07] Adam: You got a couple weird ones coming up here, it looks like.
[0:50:07 – 0:50:09] Erik: Ooh, weird ones.
[0:50:09 – 0:50:13] Adam: I got you scrolled up to a pair of choppers, and it’s in large font for some reason.
[0:50:14 – 0:50:17] Adam: Don’t understand how HTML works still to this day.
[0:50:17 – 0:50:19] Erik: How’d you make that font so large?
[0:50:24 – 0:50:25] Erik: Yes, this is a pair of choppers.
[0:50:26 – 0:50:32] Erik: One costume equals BWCA Voyager French ghoul.
[0:50:32 – 0:50:34] Erik: This is by far the spookiest.
[0:50:34 – 0:50:37] Erik: Two equals Wayne Wine-O-Saur.
[0:50:39 – 0:50:44] Erik: I cut up a box of Franzia into dinosaur scales and other shapes.
[0:50:44 – 0:50:48] Erik: I then taped them onto a homemade dino costume.
[0:50:48 – 0:50:53] Erik: Then I roamed the portages with the Jurassic Park theme song playing in the background.
[0:50:53 – 0:50:54] Erik: John Williams?
[0:50:54 – 0:50:59] Erik: Offering bagged wine to all that enter my domain.
[0:51:00 – 0:51:00] Erik: Wow.
[0:51:01 – 0:51:01] Erik: Wow.
[0:51:02 – 0:51:03] Erik: That seems elaborate.
[0:51:05 – 0:51:08] Erik: Can you give me a little bit of that Jurassic theme right now?
[0:51:09 – 0:51:09] Erik: I’m trying.
[0:51:09 – 0:51:11] Erik: No, just off the top of your head.
[0:51:13 – 0:51:15] Adam: No, I don’t think it’s going to work.
[0:51:16 – 0:51:20] Adam: Yeah, it’s going to sound like the Harry Potter theme mixed with the…
[0:51:27 – 0:51:41] Erik: go be in my pants I’ve never dressed up for a paddle but I like the idea of going full voyager only use period camping equipment yeah that would be rough but that would be also fun yeah canoe too for bonus points
[0:51:43 – 0:51:52] Erik: Just, yeah, this Halloween I’m prepping for a Boundary Waters canoe trip with Halloween in mind.
[0:51:52 – 0:51:59] Erik: I’m working on a dugout just out here burning a trench into a canoe that I can paddle.
[0:52:00 – 0:52:00] Erik: Sounds like fun.
[0:52:01 – 0:52:11] SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[0:52:13 – 0:52:15] Adam: You didn’t say the magic word.
[0:52:16 – 0:52:18] Erik: I would just go as Nedry.
[0:52:18 – 0:52:19] Adam: Nedry.
[0:52:20 – 0:52:20] Erik: Yeah.
[0:52:20 – 0:52:21] Erik: Dodson.
[0:52:21 – 0:52:22] Erik: We’ve got Dodson here.
[0:52:22 – 0:52:26] Erik: I’m going to read two more, and then you’ve got a little bit of a…
[0:52:32 – 0:52:34] Erik: I been tired.
[0:52:35 – 0:52:35] Erik: Long time.
[0:52:36 – 0:52:37] Erik: Long time.
[0:52:38 – 0:52:39] Erik: Another link.
[0:52:40 – 0:52:43] Erik: I am going to be so riddled with link viruses.
[0:52:44 – 0:52:46] Erik: I will never be able to explore the internet again.
[0:52:47 – 0:52:48] Erik: I’m getting cookied.
[0:52:49 – 0:52:50] Erik: Is there another option?
[0:52:50 – 0:52:51] Erik: Question mark.
[0:52:55 – 0:52:57] Erik: Yeah.
[0:52:57 – 0:52:58] Erik: This boy.
[0:52:58 – 0:52:58] Erik: Wow.
[0:52:58 – 0:53:00] Erik: How has this not been mentioned?
[0:53:09 – 0:53:16] Erik: Oh man, get the bow tie, get the vest out, dust off the cummerbund.
[0:53:19 – 0:53:24] Erik: That deserves many more upvotes.
[0:53:25 – 0:53:28] Erik: Yeah, it’s… What’s his name?
[0:53:28 – 0:53:29] Erik: We used to know it.
[0:53:30 – 0:53:38] Erik: The sexy canoe paddler with the light golf clapping crowd as he dances that canoe to Lady in Red.
[0:53:42 – 0:53:44] Erik: Is this the UB40 cover or the original?
[0:53:44 – 0:53:45] Adam: This is the Krista Berg.
[0:53:46 – 0:53:48] Adam: The original.
[0:53:49 – 0:53:50] Adam: I mean, I like them both.
[0:53:52 – 0:53:52] Adam: Yeah, I don’t know.
[0:53:52 – 0:53:53] Adam: I can’t remember the guy’s name.
[0:53:54 – 0:53:55] Erik: It’s not Verlin Kruger.
[0:53:57 – 0:53:57] Erik: Maybe.
[0:54:03 – 0:54:04] SPEAKER_00: So bright.
[0:54:05 – 0:54:06] Adam: Eagle 98.
[0:54:06 – 0:54:09] Adam: We can’t play anymore or we will get canceled hard.
[0:54:09 – 0:54:10] Adam: Eagle 98, amen.
[0:54:10 – 0:54:11] Adam: Krista Berg, love you.
[0:54:12 – 0:54:13] SPEAKER_00: This year, question mark?
[0:54:14 – 0:54:16] Erik: Going as Smokey the Bear would seem appropriate.
[0:54:16 – 0:54:17] Erik: Hey.
[0:54:17 – 0:54:17] Erik: Hey.
[0:54:18 – 0:54:20] Erik: Get that bear costume.
[0:54:21 – 0:54:25] Erik: Well, we’re going to come back with a large response from, I think, first time?
[0:54:26 – 0:54:28] Adam: First time, Lord Westmarch.
[0:54:39 – 0:54:41] Adam: Next up on the show, Lord Westmarch.
[0:54:42 – 0:54:43] Adam: Welcome, welcome.
[0:54:44 – 0:54:46] Adam: Some people have mentioned voyager costumes.
[0:54:46 – 0:54:58] Adam: Yes, heading out into the wilderness wearing historical clothing and using historical equipment and provisions is actually a thing.
[0:54:59 – 0:55:08] Adam: Practitioners sometimes refer to wearing period clothes, using period equipment, and eating period food as experimental archaeology.
[0:55:09 – 0:55:17] Adam: Because they research what was worn, used back in the day, and try to reproduce it, and then see how it works out and what issues they encounter.
[0:55:17 – 0:55:17] Adam: Hmm.
[0:55:18 – 0:55:19] Adam: That’s interesting.
[0:55:19 – 0:55:24] Adam: For living history enthusiasts, it can be difficult to really immersify historical sites.
[0:55:24 – 0:55:34] Adam: Wilderness minimizes modern intrusions, making it possible to have you-are-there moments where it seems that you have been transported back in time.
[0:55:35 – 0:55:38] Adam: They call that the reenactor’s high.
[0:55:39 – 0:55:40] Adam: I’m going to take a drink for that.
[0:55:41 – 0:55:45] Erik: Yeah, we might have to have a slight discussion on reenactors after this comment.
[0:55:45 – 0:55:46] Adam: The reenactors.
[0:55:46 – 0:55:47] Adam: Hi.
[0:55:48 – 0:55:55] Adam: I have dabbled in historical trekking, that is, hiking in period gear, but have never done any period canoeing.
[0:55:56 – 0:56:08] Adam: I know of a group here in Minnesota called La Compagnie de Gévernance de l’Avriere de Saint-Pierre, usually shortened to La Compagnie, who do voyageur living history.
[0:56:09 – 0:56:17] Adam: My closest impression to a Voyager outfit was portraying a Northwest company big wig to emcee a beaver club banquet.
[0:56:17 – 0:56:24] Adam: Sorry, no leggings and breech clout slash assless chaps for the executives.
[0:56:25 – 0:56:27] Adam: We got a link to a pic of that one.
[0:56:27 – 0:56:29] Adam: All right, well, we’ll click on it after I’m done reading, I guess.
[0:56:29 – 0:56:30] Adam: After dark.
[0:56:30 – 0:56:30] Adam: We’ll see.
[0:56:32 – 0:56:36] Adam: Semi-adjacent to regional fur trade history was my British tar impression.
[0:56:37 – 0:56:42] Adam: I was in a group portraying the crew of the HMS Nancy, a Royal Navy schooner on the Great Lakes.
[0:56:43 – 0:56:45] Adam: Here’s a pic of me at the Tall Ships Festival in Duluth.
[0:56:46 – 0:56:48] Adam: We will also be clicking on this link later.
[0:56:49 – 0:56:50] Erik: I can’t wait.
[0:56:50 – 0:57:04] Adam: So yeah, I like dressing up and wouldn’t mind doing it in canoe country, but it would take a lot of resources to do it right, as they say, starting with a real birch bark canoe and a breech cloth also, I would say.
[0:57:05 – 0:57:06] Adam: So, all right.
[0:57:07 – 0:57:11] Adam: We have a comment on the comment from Lord Westmarch.
[0:57:12 – 0:57:14] Adam: Lord Westmarch!
[0:57:14 – 0:57:15] Adam: Welcome.
[0:57:16 – 0:57:27] Adam: Oh, and hanging a couple of 90-pound bundles from a strap around your forehead and carrying the goon bleep over portages is probably more hardcore than most people, including me, would attempt.
[0:57:28 – 0:57:28] Adam: There you go.
[0:57:28 – 0:57:32] Adam: Yeah, the historical portage of the strap on the head.
[0:57:32 – 0:57:33] Adam: The tump line?
[0:57:34 – 0:57:35] Adam: The old tump line.
[0:57:35 – 0:57:36] Adam: The old grand portage tump line.
[0:57:36 – 0:57:39] Adam: I gotta say, this sounds amazing.
[0:57:40 – 0:57:41] Adam: And I do want to click on these links.
[0:57:42 – 0:57:46] Adam: That is the final couple comments on here, so I think I can safely click on the links now.
[0:57:46 – 0:57:48] Erik: You should click on some links.
[0:57:48 – 0:57:52] Erik: This heater, you can clearly tell, is quickly dying here.
[0:57:52 – 0:57:57] Adam: Here’s the Voyager off it from the Beaver Club Banquet.
[0:57:59 – 0:58:00] Adam: God, I’m so excited.
[0:58:00 – 0:58:03] Adam: The internet out here is a little suspect.
[0:58:05 – 0:58:06] Adam: Oh my God, the heater is dying.
[0:58:07 – 0:58:10] Adam: The breech cloths are not loading properly.
[0:58:10 – 0:58:27] Erik: Yeah, what do you think the temp in here right now is?
[0:58:32 – 0:58:38] Adam: Well, you know, I guess the internet’s not going to work, but thank you very much for the comment, Lord Westmarch.
[0:58:39 – 0:58:39] Adam: Amazing.
[0:58:41 – 0:58:43] Adam: I hope I did not butcher the French too badly.
[0:58:44 – 0:58:45] Adam: I think I did a pretty good job on that.
[0:58:46 – 0:58:47] Adam: I’m not a native.
[0:58:48 – 0:58:53] Adam: Long-time listeners of the show may not believe this, but I am actually not a native French speaker.
[0:58:55 – 0:59:01] Adam: And there’s a lot of French in that comment, so I hope I at least did an okay job.
[0:59:01 – 0:59:05] Adam: What about the picture at the Tall Ships Festival?
[0:59:07 – 0:59:07] Adam: Oh, wow.
[0:59:08 – 0:59:08] Adam: Here we go.
[0:59:09 – 0:59:09] Adam: Here we go.
[0:59:09 – 0:59:10] Adam: Look at that vest.
[0:59:10 – 0:59:11] Adam: Look at the amount of buttons.
[0:59:12 – 0:59:14] Adam: Too many buttons, I would say.
[0:59:14 – 0:59:16] Adam: Look at the size of that wheel.
[0:59:16 – 0:59:19] Adam: That spinnaker is intense.
[0:59:19 – 0:59:20] Adam: Intense spinnakers.
[0:59:20 – 0:59:24] Erik: It looks like somebody out of Gangs of New York.
[0:59:24 – 0:59:25] Adam: It does, yeah.
[0:59:27 – 0:59:31] Adam: You about to fight to the death in Brooklyn?
[0:59:33 – 0:59:33] Adam: No.
[0:59:33 – 0:59:34] Adam: Put up your dues.
[0:59:34 – 0:59:35] Adam: I doubt it.
[0:59:36 – 0:59:38] Adam: I still want that picture of the assless chap.
[0:59:38 – 0:59:39] Adam: Here we go.
[0:59:39 – 0:59:41] Adam: Oh, what a fine chap.
[0:59:42 – 0:59:46] Adam: No, this is not an assless chap, but a fine chap.
[0:59:47 – 1:00:12] Adam: fine chap indeed with many buttons too many buttons i would say with buttons and too many buttons but we’re gonna allow it i like it we’re going to allow it we will allow it yeah all right all right well that was fun uh i i still won’t click on the links to the the mullet the mullet links i don’t want anything to do with i’m a little scared
[1:00:13 – 1:00:17] Adam: I think it’s some sort of bot.
[1:00:17 – 1:00:18] Adam: We can’t trust those bots.
[1:00:18 – 1:00:19] Adam: Don’t trust the bot.
[1:00:20 – 1:00:20] Adam: All right.
[1:00:21 – 1:00:23] Adam: Well, what do you think?
[1:00:24 – 1:00:28] Erik: Well, we got another canister of fuel heating the shed.
[1:00:29 – 1:00:37] Erik: The first can of Freak Parade by Drekker through Hopalicious is down.
[1:00:37 – 1:00:39] Erik: Looking forward to a second one.
[1:00:40 – 1:00:41] Erik: All of the comments are done.
[1:00:41 – 1:00:43] Erik: Do you have a go-to costume?
[1:00:44 – 1:00:47] Adam: I’m still going with Northern Lights this year.
[1:00:47 – 1:00:48] Adam: Okay.
[1:00:48 – 1:00:50] Adam: But I do want that vest.
[1:00:50 – 1:00:51] Erik: I want that.
[1:00:51 – 1:00:52] Erik: You want that?
[1:00:52 – 1:00:55] Erik: Sean McConnery’s horrible fake rubber.
[1:00:55 – 1:00:56] Erik: It’s not fake rubber.
[1:00:57 – 1:00:58] Erik: It’s leather.
[1:00:58 – 1:00:59] Erik: No, it’s fake leather.
[1:00:59 – 1:01:01] Erik: It’s fake leather in the form of rubber.
[1:01:02 – 1:01:11] Erik: It looks good on Sean Connery in the picture from the movie, but when you see it on a mannequin, the thing looks like an atrocity.
[1:01:12 – 1:01:24] Adam: I would say overall, besides the joke answer of the leather vest, I would say my favorite was the idea of being the pictographs painted on a paper mache granite slab rock from Barb Spanik.
[1:01:24 – 1:01:29] Adam: That’s my costume of the night.
[1:01:29 – 1:01:31] Erik: So that’s your favorite from the responses?
[1:01:31 – 1:01:37] Adam: That would be my favorite of the suggestions, and one I would actually try and recreate in future years.
[1:01:37 – 1:01:40] Adam: I don’t have enough time, as it is now Halloween,
[1:01:40 – 1:01:43] Adam: And I am already dressed as the Northern Lights.
[1:01:43 – 1:01:44] Adam: It is too late.
[1:01:44 – 1:01:44] Adam: So maybe next year.
[1:01:45 – 1:01:46] Adam: But I love that idea.
[1:01:46 – 1:01:47] Adam: That one’s my favorite.
[1:01:47 – 1:01:50] Adam: And it goes along with a lot of what this show is about, I think.
[1:01:50 – 1:01:51] Erik: Yeah.
[1:01:51 – 1:01:52] Erik: No, I do.
[1:01:52 – 1:01:54] Erik: That one caught me off guard in a good way.
[1:01:54 – 1:01:55] Erik: I was surprised at that.
[1:01:55 – 1:01:56] Erik: I like that.
[1:01:56 – 1:02:01] Adam: I’ve always wanted to be a May Maguizé, but I’ve never thought about being like a May Maguizé on rock.
[1:02:01 – 1:02:05] Erik: Yeah, you can’t just go as one, but you could have one depicted on you.
[1:02:06 – 1:02:07] Adam: You could go as rock.
[1:02:08 – 1:02:09] Erik: I was surprised.
[1:02:09 – 1:02:11] Erik: I think my favorite was AC Osthoff.
[1:02:11 – 1:02:12] Adam: Yeah, that was pretty good.
[1:02:12 – 1:02:13] Adam: I mean, honestly.
[1:02:13 – 1:02:16] Erik: I was surprised that there weren’t more Osthoff iterations.
[1:02:18 – 1:02:19] Adam: Yeah, pleated.
[1:02:20 – 1:02:23] Adam: Never thought we’d have the word pleated ever be on the show.
[1:02:23 – 1:02:23] SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
[1:02:24 – 1:02:25] Erik: Yeah, no, I don’t know.
[1:02:25 – 1:02:29] Erik: I think my few costumes that have ever occurred in the park have been mentioned at this point.
[1:02:32 – 1:02:35] Erik: I don’t know if I necessarily have anything that I’m aspiring towards.
[1:02:35 – 1:02:39] Adam: If you could have pleated jeans that also had a wine bag in them, though.
[1:02:40 – 1:02:40] Adam: In the pleats.
[1:02:41 – 1:02:43] Erik: With a hole cut out for the schnozzle.
[1:02:43 – 1:02:44] Adam: Yeah, exactly.
[1:02:44 – 1:02:48] Erik: Jeans shorts with the cargo pockets just filled with wine bags.
[1:02:49 – 1:02:53] Erik: Yeah, I guess I could just go as like ultra boomer tourist.
[1:02:53 – 1:02:54] Erik: That would be fun.
[1:02:56 – 1:02:59] Adam: Has anybody out there really paddled in these costumes though?
[1:02:59 – 1:03:05] Adam: That’s what I would like to know because I have paddled as a beaver and it was quite invigorating.
[1:03:06 – 1:03:09] Erik: Yeah, I paddled in that white tartar sauce suit and it was very weird.
[1:03:10 – 1:03:16] Adam: I guess that’s what the show always went back to is that year when you were tartar sauce and I was beaver.
[1:03:17 – 1:03:19] Adam: And I always had a lot of fun with that.
[1:03:19 – 1:03:25] Adam: And, you know, hopefully we didn’t disturb anybody too badly that saw that.
[1:03:25 – 1:03:26] Adam: No, no, no.
[1:03:27 – 1:03:30] Adam: But I think they all understood that we were just having fun with it.
[1:03:30 – 1:03:31] Adam: We’re just going with the flow.
[1:03:33 – 1:03:35] Erik: Going with the flow, as they say.
[1:03:35 – 1:03:37] Adam: Well, I think that’ll do her.
[1:03:38 – 1:03:41] Adam: And I hope everybody out there has a safe and happy Halloween.
[1:03:42 – 1:03:47] Adam: Keep an eye out on your candy for syringes and marijuana candies.
[1:03:49 – 1:03:51] Adam: And that’s what the cops told us to say.
[1:03:51 – 1:03:54] Erik: Has anybody ever found a razor blade in an apple?
[1:03:55 – 1:03:56] Erik: Was that ever a thing?
[1:03:58 – 1:04:23] Adam: oh my god distrust your neighbors no trust your neighbors and love life that’s the that’s the lesson of this halloween and thank you for all your comments on the subreddit thank you for everybody who has been a loyal and proud patreon of this independent podcast we’re happy to be here and talk about the boundary waters looking at the map talking about paddling in every which way you know
[1:04:24 – 1:04:25] Adam: 186 episodes in.
[1:04:25 – 1:04:26] Adam: Is that right?
[1:04:26 – 1:04:27] Adam: 168 episodes in.
[1:04:27 – 1:04:30] Adam: Not quite there.
[1:04:30 – 1:04:31] Adam: 168 episodes in.
[1:04:33 – 1:04:39] Adam: We still manage to have a lot of fun every week talking about the park in whatever way that happens.
[1:04:39 – 1:04:48] Adam: If it’s getting out there with a cape on, you want to tackle the chain of lakes, but caped, it’s a wonderful thing.
[1:04:48 – 1:04:49] Erik: Somebody’s knocking at the door.
[1:04:50 – 1:04:53] Adam: I think there may be a demon at the door.
[1:04:53 – 1:04:54] Adam: Oh, my God.
[1:04:55 – 1:05:06] Erik: Well, if you have the time before this door bursts open with a demon and or headless henchmen of some sort, this will be posted.
[1:05:06 – 1:05:10] Erik: But if you are a recovering social media addict, tumblehomecast.gmail.com.
[1:05:10 – 1:05:11] Erik: It is that time of year.
[1:05:12 – 1:05:24] Erik: We’re finishing up the open water season by talking about all of the places and experiences that you had in the Bounge Waters, specifically this year.
[1:05:24 – 1:05:26] Erik: Although I would love to hear if anybody was able to.
[1:05:27 – 1:05:28] Erik: Any Canadians up there?
[1:05:29 – 1:05:31] Erik: Did you go up and have Quetico to yourself?
[1:05:32 – 1:05:32] Erik: Ooh.
[1:05:33 – 1:05:33] Erik: No.
[1:05:33 – 1:05:34] Erik: Ooh.
[1:05:37 – 1:05:38] Erik: Where’d you go?
[1:05:38 – 1:05:39] Erik: What did you see?
[1:05:39 – 1:05:41] Erik: How many trips did you go on?
[1:05:41 – 1:05:45] Erik: I’m sure everybody went on many more than we did, but it’s the end of the show.
[1:05:45 – 1:05:46] Erik: Question of the year time.
[1:05:47 – 1:05:52] Erik: So yeah, look forward to that question getting out onto Tumble Home Cast.
[1:05:52 – 1:06:00] Erik: But if you’re on the subreddit, if you’re not looking forward to being involved in that community in any way, that’s fine.
[1:06:00 – 1:06:01] Erik: Send us an email.
[1:06:01 – 1:06:05] Erik: Send me an email at tumblehomecast at gmail.com.
[1:06:05 – 1:06:07] Erik: End of the year paddling.
[1:06:07 – 1:06:13] Erik: The open water season is still around, but it is basically November at this point.
[1:06:13 – 1:06:15] Erik: So it’s all but over.
[1:06:15 – 1:06:17] Erik: And we’re going to let this one sit.
[1:06:17 – 1:06:19] Erik: We’ll let this one sit for a while.
[1:06:19 – 1:06:21] Erik: We like to really spend some time on this one.
[1:06:22 – 1:06:34] Erik: Essentially, it boils down the reason that we do this show, which is to share experiences and make sure that you don’t go insane in between trips.
[1:06:35 – 1:06:42] Erik: And you can keep that candle burning for the next time you can get out on the water.
[1:06:42 – 1:06:43] Erik: Winter is coming.
[1:06:44 – 1:06:45] Erik: Hot wax.
[1:06:46 – 1:06:56] Erik: We’re going to talk all about the hot wax of your summer, spring, and fall paddling of 2021.
[1:06:56 – 1:06:58] Erik: We won’t get into next year too much.
[1:06:58 – 1:07:00] Erik: We just want to hear about this last year.
[1:07:02 – 1:07:08] Erik: With that, no guarantees on what’s coming down the docket next.
[1:07:09 – 1:07:11] Erik: We’re not going to disappear completely, but
[1:07:12 – 1:07:15] Erik: We’re going to finish on Halloween.
[1:07:15 – 1:07:19] Erik: The first time I think we’ve had an episode actually come out on the day.
[1:07:19 – 1:07:21] Erik: I think so.
[1:07:21 – 1:07:22] Erik: The devil’s day.
[1:07:23 – 1:07:23] Erik: Is it his day?
[1:07:24 – 1:07:25] Erik: I don’t even know anymore.
[1:07:26 – 1:07:27] Adam: The devil’s okay with us.
[1:07:27 – 1:07:29] Adam: The devil’s a friend of the show, actually.
[1:07:29 – 1:07:31] Adam: I’m a big fan.
[1:07:32 – 1:07:33] Erik: Loves to paddle.
[1:07:33 – 1:07:34] Erik: Loves to paddle.
[1:07:34 – 1:07:35] Adam: You know what?
[1:07:36 – 1:07:39] Adam: I’ve actually seen the devil and Jesus in a min-two together.
[1:07:40 – 1:07:41] Erik: Oh, well, that’s nice.
[1:07:42 – 1:07:44] Adam: So think about that when you’re laying down to sleep tonight.
[1:07:45 – 1:07:46] Adam: Don’t worry about things so much.
[1:07:48 – 1:07:50] Adam: Even the devil and Jesus can paddle together.
[1:07:51 – 1:07:51] Adam: What was it?
[1:07:51 – 1:07:54] Adam: With that in mind, what was that?
[1:07:54 – 1:07:55] Erik: What were they paddling?
[1:07:55 – 1:07:55] Adam: A Min 2.
[1:07:56 – 1:07:56] Adam: Well, of course.
[1:07:57 – 1:07:59] Adam: With Zabrils.
[1:07:59 – 1:08:01] Erik: A Min 2 brings anybody together.
[1:08:02 – 1:08:03] Adam: Absolutely.
[1:08:03 – 1:08:07] Adam: So with that in mind, peace and goodwill to all.
[1:08:07 – 1:08:08] Adam: Happy paddling.
[1:08:09 – 1:08:11] Erik: To all a good night.
[1:08:11 – 1:08:16] Adam: I hope no ghouls infiltrate your mind tonight.
[1:08:16 – 1:08:17] Adam: Good night.
[1:08:20 – 1:08:21] UNKNOWN: Good night.
[1:08:24 – 1:08:28] Adam: Do you think Jesus would be in the front or the back of the boat on that scenario?
[1:08:29 – 1:08:32] Erik: I mean, Jesus has for sure got the J-stroke mastered.
[1:08:33 – 1:08:34] Erik: It’s probably what they call him in heaven.
[1:08:34 – 1:08:35] Adam: What’s up, J-stroke?
[1:08:35 – 1:08:36] Adam: Master J-stroke.
[1:08:36 – 1:08:38] Adam: What’s up, J-stroke?
[1:08:38 – 1:08:39] Adam: Young J.
[1:08:39 – 1:08:39] Adam: Young J.
[1:08:40 – 1:08:40] Adam: What up?
[1:08:41 – 1:08:44] Adam: Yeah, Jesus is obviously code for J-stroke.
[1:08:44 – 1:08:47] Adam: This is like a Mac Brown novel or whatever.
[1:08:48 – 1:08:49] Adam: Yeah.
[1:08:51 – 1:08:57] Adam: Obviously, Da Vinci, his painting of Jesus paddling a canoe down the river Nazarene.
[1:08:58 – 1:08:58] Adam: Nazarene.
[1:08:59 – 1:09:01] Adam: It depicted the J stroke with perfection.
[1:09:02 – 1:09:06] Adam: And the devil setting a beautiful tempo up front.
[1:09:07 – 1:09:10] Adam: And they covered 25 to 30 kilometers a day.
[1:09:10 – 1:09:10] Adam: Yeah.
[1:09:22 – 1:09:23] UNKNOWN: Thank you.
[1:10:20 – 1:10:22] SPEAKER_00: Thanks for watching!