183: Jèan Rambeau

Episode Transcript

[0:00:04 – 0:00:05] Caleb: Hey, this is Caleb.
[0:00:06 – 0:00:06] Caleb: I have a question.
[0:00:09 – 0:00:10] Caleb: Tumble Home Cast.
[0:00:11 – 0:00:15] Caleb: Does the cast stand for podcast?
[0:00:16 – 0:00:18] Caleb: And if so, why is it not Tumble Home Pod?
[0:00:19 – 0:00:27] Caleb: If not, does the cast stand for cast like the cast of a play?
[0:00:29 – 0:00:32] Caleb: If that, does that mean this is all
[0:00:33 – 0:00:44] Caleb: some sort of extended radio play a la the War of the Worlds original radio play stuff?
[0:00:45 – 0:00:50] Caleb: If so, when is the Red Orb coming back into the plotline?
[0:00:51 – 0:00:55] Caleb: I’m looking forward to you guys exploring that more.
[0:00:55 – 0:00:56] Caleb: Anyway, that’s it.
[0:00:56 – 0:01:00] Caleb: This was such a dumb question that I couldn’t bring myself to write it down, so I’m calling in.
[0:01:02 – 0:01:03] Caleb: Uh, happy Halloween.
[0:01:05 – 0:01:05] Caleb: Bye.
[0:01:09 – 0:01:10] Erik: Yes, indeed.
[0:01:11 – 0:01:14] Erik: The answering machine is still live.
[0:01:15 – 0:01:15] Erik: Thanks, Caleb.
[0:01:17 – 0:01:18] Erik: Welcome to the show, Caleb.
[0:01:19 – 0:01:20] Erik: Welcome to the show.
[0:01:20 – 0:01:26] Erik: Welcome to Tumble Home, a Boundary Waters podcast.
[0:01:26 – 0:01:28] Erik: My name is Eric, joined as always by Adam.
[0:01:28 – 0:01:28] Erik: Hello.
[0:01:29 – 0:01:29] Erik: Hello, Eric.
[0:01:30 – 0:01:31] Erik: Thanks for having me over.
[0:01:31 – 0:01:32] Erik: Do you…
[0:01:32 – 0:01:37] Erik: I think it’s the same Caleb that responded to last week’s crossword puzzle clue.
[0:01:37 – 0:01:38] Erik: We did get a response.
[0:01:38 – 0:01:39] Erik: Oh, we did?
[0:01:39 – 0:01:39] Erik: One and only.
[0:01:41 – 0:01:47] Erik: The answer was – hand me that – I think it’s in that one there.
[0:01:47 – 0:01:51] Erik: I want to get the for sure clue right because I’m pretty sure –
[0:01:52 – 0:02:16] Erik: that the response nailed yes 33 down spoken name of a 1971 heist film whose title is a non sorry a single non-alphabetic character and uh yeah caleb responded with a very simple answer dollars and then the dollar sign in parentheses it fits and it didn’t help me complete the crossword anymore because it’s a tough one
[0:02:16 – 0:02:17] Adam: Wow.
[0:02:17 – 0:02:19] Adam: That’s a great show for Caleb so far.
[0:02:19 – 0:02:19] Erik: Yes.
[0:02:21 – 0:02:21] Adam: Coming in big.
[0:02:21 – 0:02:24] Erik: Maybe the same one, maybe not.
[0:02:24 – 0:02:25] Erik: Just generally a good…
[0:02:25 – 0:02:26] Adam: It’s a great show for Caleb’s.
[0:02:26 – 0:02:29] Erik: Yeah, it’s a great show for Caleb’s.
[0:02:30 – 0:02:31] Adam: It’s a Caleb’s pod.
[0:02:31 – 0:02:31] Erik: Yeah.
[0:02:32 – 0:02:35] Erik: And yeah, who knows when the red orb is going to make an appearance.
[0:02:35 – 0:02:38] Adam: Yeah, we’ll have to convene with the writer’s room on that one.
[0:02:39 – 0:02:43] Adam: Possibly in season five or six, I’ve been told.
[0:02:43 – 0:02:44] Adam: But it’s a long arc on that orb.
[0:02:46 – 0:02:47] Adam: Yeah, no, I do…
[0:02:47 – 0:02:48] Adam: I was listening to another podcast.
[0:02:49 – 0:02:49] Erik: What?
[0:02:51 – 0:02:54] Adam: On Skinwalker Ranch, and they were talking about the different colors of orbs they would see out there.
[0:02:55 – 0:03:03] Adam: And apparently the blue orb is the scariest and the most fear-inducing of the orb variety.
[0:03:03 – 0:03:05] Adam: But the red orb didn’t sound great either.
[0:03:07 – 0:03:08] Adam: It was kind of malevolent.
[0:03:08 – 0:03:12] Erik: Well, blue is a color that does not exist in nature.
[0:03:12 – 0:03:13] Adam: Oh, there you go.
[0:03:13 – 0:03:14] Adam: There’s your first clue.
[0:03:14 – 0:03:15] Adam: At least red is a bit natural.
[0:03:16 – 0:03:16] Caleb: Yeah.
[0:03:16 – 0:03:19] Erik: I mean, it does, but it’s one of the rarest to naturally occur.
[0:03:20 – 0:03:25] Erik: Besides the sky, but that’s not real, if you know what I mean.
[0:03:25 – 0:03:25] Erik: Yeah, I do.
[0:03:25 – 0:03:29] Erik: It’s not like a leaf or the fur of an animal.
[0:03:29 – 0:03:30] Erik: Yeah, it’s an illusion.
[0:03:30 – 0:03:31] Erik: It’s an illusion.
[0:03:31 – 0:03:31] Adam: Yes.
[0:03:31 – 0:03:32] Adam: Exactly.
[0:03:32 – 0:03:38] Adam: This is episode 0183 of Tumble Home, a Boundary Waters podcast, a proud independent podcast.
[0:03:38 – 0:03:42] Adam: Thank you for joining us tonight here in Studio K2.
[0:03:43 – 0:03:50] Adam: Tonight’s Ronald Schera outdoor affirmation of the evening is watch for first waking chick monks.
[0:03:52 – 0:03:56] Adam: Sunsets at 5.52 p.m. What happens if you see one?
[0:03:58 – 0:03:59] Adam: You just get to smile.
[0:04:00 – 0:04:00] Adam: There he is.
[0:04:00 – 0:04:03] Adam: First waking.
[0:04:04 – 0:04:07] Adam: Bring him a biscuit and a cup of coffee.
[0:04:09 – 0:04:10] Adam: Maybe bring him that crossword puzzle.
[0:04:10 – 0:04:12] Adam: If you see a waking chipmunk, here you go.
[0:04:12 – 0:04:13] Adam: There’s your coffee.
[0:04:14 – 0:04:16] Adam: Work on this puzzle.
[0:04:17 – 0:04:17] Adam: Don’t overdo it.
[0:04:17 – 0:04:19] Adam: It’s your first day up in a while.
[0:04:19 – 0:04:19] Erik: Don’t overdo it.
[0:04:19 – 0:04:20] Erik: This is your first day.
[0:04:20 – 0:04:21] Erik: This is Tumble Home.
[0:04:21 – 0:04:24] Adam: After dark, we’re talking cozy chipmunks.
[0:04:24 – 0:04:25] Erik: Chipmunks?
[0:04:25 – 0:04:25] Erik: Chickmunks.
[0:04:26 – 0:04:29] Erik: Now we would be for sure after dark if we were talking about chickmunks.
[0:04:29 – 0:04:29] Erik: Chickmunks.
[0:04:29 – 0:04:32] Adam: They will sell you a Grand Fursbruck.
[0:04:32 – 0:04:32] Erik: Mm-hmm.
[0:04:35 – 0:04:36] Adam: Tonight on the show.
[0:04:36 – 0:04:44] Adam: Tonight on the show, we’re into part two of who would you love to be your paddling partner?
[0:04:45 – 0:04:45] Adam: Critters.
[0:04:46 – 0:04:46] Adam: Creatures.
[0:04:47 – 0:04:48] Adam: Critters, creatures, minerals.
[0:04:49 – 0:04:51] Adam: Hobbits and people.
[0:04:51 – 0:05:14] Adam: yeah real or imagined in this uh in this cast or any other cast only imagined imagined cast members outcast i’m surprised you didn’t ask about it being some sort of a relation to casting of a lure or of yourself into nature sure yeah well i mean self-cast yeah there’s a lot of different interpretations one could make
[0:05:15 – 0:05:16] Adam: I enjoyed that, though.
[0:05:16 – 0:05:20] Adam: I enjoyed the question, and I’m glad somebody finally called into the answering machine.
[0:05:20 – 0:05:22] Adam: It’s really neat to see the beeping red button.
[0:05:23 – 0:05:25] Adam: It’s not an orb, but it is a beeping red light.
[0:05:25 – 0:05:31] Erik: I have been getting threatening emails from Google saying that they’re going to turn off the answering machine because they don’t use it enough, so call in.
[0:05:31 – 0:05:36] Adam: Please, don’t let the Google take away our precious telephone.
[0:05:36 – 0:05:37] Erik: No, please.
[0:05:38 – 0:05:42] Erik: I have no idea what the number to the answering machine is, but…
[0:05:42 – 0:05:43] Erik: It’s in the show notes.
[0:05:43 – 0:05:44] Caleb: It’s in the show notes.
[0:05:44 – 0:05:45] Adam: Always is, always will be.
[0:05:45 – 0:05:53] Adam: You can also reach us on the Instagram picture application, Tumble Homecast, of course.
[0:05:53 – 0:05:56] Erik: 218-481-0649.
[0:05:56 – 0:05:59] Erik: Let’s turn it into a full-blown call-in show.
[0:05:59 – 0:06:03] Adam: I actually have that saved in my phone, and I’m saving it for a rainy day.
[0:06:03 – 0:06:04] Adam: I still haven’t called.
[0:06:04 – 0:06:07] Adam: I’m only allowing myself one call per decade.
[0:06:09 – 0:06:09] Adam: Have you ever tried calling it?
[0:06:10 – 0:06:13] Erik: Yeah, well, I had to call it right away when I was setting up the voicemail.
[0:06:13 – 0:06:17] Erik: I wonder what it sounds like these days because I don’t even remember what I… Have you ever left a message?
[0:06:18 – 0:06:19] Erik: For myself, no.
[0:06:20 – 0:06:21] Adam: Maybe I’ll start calling more regularly.
[0:06:21 – 0:06:22] Adam: There we go.
[0:06:22 – 0:06:23] Adam: Once a decade rule.
[0:06:23 – 0:06:24] Adam: That’s ridiculous.
[0:06:24 – 0:06:31] Erik: Well, once you’re a full-blown dad-in-chief, that’s going to be the only way that we’re going to get any responses from you.
[0:06:31 – 0:06:34] Adam: You just call in your feelings every week.
[0:06:34 – 0:06:36] Adam: I just call in a little segment on the answering machine.
[0:06:36 – 0:06:37] Adam: A little segment.
[0:06:37 – 0:06:38] Adam: I’ll still be a part of the show.
[0:06:38 – 0:06:39] Erik: Don’t worry, guys.
[0:06:40 – 0:06:42] Adam: Me and the baby will call in what’s going on.
[0:06:44 – 0:06:45] Adam: Tell you about the orbs we’ve seen.
[0:06:46 – 0:06:47] Adam: All the different colors of orbs we’ve seen that week.
[0:06:48 – 0:06:49] Adam: Orb rankers.
[0:06:49 – 0:06:51] Adam: Oh, me and the baby, we’re pretty good.
[0:06:51 – 0:06:54] Adam: We’re pretty strict orb rankers.
[0:06:54 – 0:06:56] Erik: No physical baby yet, though.
[0:06:56 – 0:06:57] Erik: Let that be known.
[0:06:57 – 0:07:02] Adam: No, Natalie did call me today, though, at work.
[0:07:02 – 0:07:06] Erik: Within a month of expecting, I imagine that’s stressful.
[0:07:06 – 0:07:11] Adam: The phone, yeah, the call didn’t pick up right, and I had to frantically run outside and call back.
[0:07:11 – 0:07:14] Adam: She just needed some lunch.
[0:07:14 – 0:07:15] Erik: The car wasn’t starting right.
[0:07:15 – 0:07:18] Erik: What was going on with the water main downtown today?
[0:07:18 – 0:07:25] Adam: Also, a water main just exploded right in front of the co-op and dug a hole that’s about 12 feet deep right in the middle of the road.
[0:07:25 – 0:07:27] Adam: Just randomly or because of the cold?
[0:07:27 – 0:07:28] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:07:28 – 0:07:29] Adam: It wasn’t that cold, honestly.
[0:07:30 – 0:07:31] Adam: But, yeah.
[0:07:32 – 0:07:33] Adam: So there’s this huge hole in front of the co-op.
[0:07:33 – 0:07:34] Adam: Be careful.
[0:07:34 – 0:07:37] Adam: If you’re dropping off beer, go around the hole.
[0:07:37 – 0:07:38] Adam: Don’t try and go through it.
[0:07:38 – 0:07:39] Adam: You got nothing to prove.
[0:07:40 – 0:07:43] Adam: Just come on inside and visit with me and the Comrades.
[0:07:45 – 0:07:48] Erik: I think it’s time to get to our beer sponsor of the week.
[0:07:48 – 0:07:48] Adam: Is it?
[0:07:48 – 0:07:50] Adam: I’m kind of thirsty.
[0:07:50 – 0:07:54] Erik: This is a big package, one that we’ve had for a while here.
[0:07:54 – 0:07:55] Adam: Need some refreshments.
[0:07:55 – 0:07:56] Erik: Don’t know what’s in it.
[0:07:56 – 0:07:57] Erik: Could be good, could be bad.
[0:07:57 – 0:08:00] Erik: I think I left it outside for just the right amount of time.
[0:08:00 – 0:08:01] Erik: I hope they’re cold enough.
[0:08:01 – 0:08:01] Erik: I’m opening it up.
[0:08:02 – 0:08:03] Erik: Also, I hope they’re not frozen.
[0:08:03 – 0:08:05] Adam: It’s got inscribed.
[0:08:06 – 0:08:08] Adam: For one, it’s twined and scribed.
[0:08:08 – 0:08:09] Erik: Twined and scribed?
[0:08:09 – 0:08:13] Adam: This one here, this one here, this one here is twined and scribed, Eric.
[0:08:13 – 0:08:15] Erik: I’m going to undo the twine.
[0:08:15 – 0:08:16] Erik: Is that Beavis twine?
[0:08:17 – 0:08:18] Erik: If you need a knife.
[0:08:19 – 0:08:19] Adam: I might.
[0:08:20 – 0:08:22] Adam: Something special from the motherland.
[0:08:22 – 0:08:25] Erik: These are from Josh and Kalen.
[0:08:26 – 0:08:46] Adam: art supplies something hoppy and big charlie glove box warmies glove box warmies where are these from wisconsin central wisconsin what i had a lot of good years in central wisconsin you know wisconsin river sure the sand the wind the wind the walleye
[0:08:51 – 0:08:52] Adam: Okay, it’s twine.
[0:08:52 – 0:08:54] Erik: Alright, twine is off the packaging.
[0:08:54 – 0:08:55] Erik: You know what that means.
[0:08:55 – 0:08:58] Adam: Thank you, Josh and Kalen, for the art supplies.
[0:08:58 – 0:09:00] Adam: Oh boy, it’s point special.
[0:09:00 – 0:09:01] Adam: Hold on, there’s more.
[0:09:04 – 0:09:05] Erik: Nice.
[0:09:07 – 0:09:07] Adam: Oh boy.
[0:09:07 – 0:09:12] Erik: Oh, we got two different… Big Charlie.
[0:09:12 – 0:09:13] Erik: Those are some glove box warmies.
[0:09:14 – 0:09:16] Adam: Yeah, it’s been a while since we’ve had a point special.
[0:09:17 – 0:09:19] Erik: Well, we should start with that.
[0:09:19 – 0:09:23] Adam: That’s the official beer of Bowling League Championships, I’m pretty sure.
[0:09:23 – 0:09:33] Erik: Because I feel like if they’re not cold enough, we can stomach them and we can throw the other beers that look to be a little bit nicer outside for a potential second round.
[0:09:35 – 0:09:37] Adam: The second round is looking really good.
[0:09:39 – 0:09:40] Erik: Yeah, I mean.
[0:09:40 – 0:09:42] Adam: No, they’re cold enough.
[0:09:42 – 0:09:42] Adam: They’re going to be doable.
[0:09:43 – 0:09:45] Adam: I mean, honestly, this time you don’t want it too cold.
[0:09:45 – 0:09:45] Erik: No.
[0:09:45 – 0:09:49] Erik: Well, the colder the better when it comes to a beer like this.
[0:09:51 – 0:09:52] Erik: Big Charlie.
[0:09:53 – 0:09:54] Erik: That’s a stereo.
[0:09:54 – 0:09:56] Erik: Big Chuck coming at you.
[0:09:56 – 0:09:57] Erik: I’ve never had one of these.
[0:09:57 – 0:10:02] Adam: That takes me back, Eric.
[0:10:03 – 0:10:05] Erik: Yeah, that tastes like.
[0:10:07 – 0:10:09] Erik: That tastes like sweat.
[0:10:09 – 0:10:10] Erik: What?
[0:10:10 – 0:10:15] Erik: The back sweat of a Babe Winkleman.
[0:10:17 – 0:10:20] Erik: Tastes like concentrated Wisconsin.
[0:10:21 – 0:10:24] Adam: If you knew anything about the Wisconsin River Valley, you would have called it backwaters.
[0:10:25 – 0:10:27] Adam: A lot of backwaters on the river.
[0:10:27 – 0:10:30] Adam: A lot of good crappie fishing there in the flats.
[0:10:32 – 0:10:35] Adam: As I say, there’s a lot of impoundments down there.
[0:10:36 – 0:10:37] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:10:37 – 0:10:39] Adam: A lot of hydroelectric.
[0:10:39 – 0:10:40] Adam: A lot of paper mills.
[0:10:41 – 0:10:41] Adam: You know what I’m saying?
[0:10:42 – 0:10:42] Adam: Oh, yeah.
[0:10:42 – 0:10:43] Adam: I know.
[0:10:43 – 0:10:44] Adam: Pulping that paper.
[0:10:44 – 0:10:44] Erik: Yeah.
[0:10:44 – 0:10:46] Erik: I got family in the Appleton area.
[0:10:46 – 0:10:47] Erik: Kimberly.
[0:10:48 – 0:10:49] Erik: What is it?
[0:10:49 – 0:10:50] Erik: Lil’ Shoot.
[0:10:51 – 0:10:52] Erik: Yeah, Lil’ Shoot’s down there.
[0:10:52 – 0:10:54] Erik: Combined Locks.
[0:10:54 – 0:10:59] Erik: Couldn’t think of a better town name than just the concentration of what’s happening on the river.
[0:11:00 – 0:11:01] Adam: Yeah.
[0:11:02 – 0:11:05] Adam: Point’s a beautiful town, and Wausau’s pretty nice, too.
[0:11:06 – 0:11:08] Adam: I know we got people listening in Wisconsin Rapids.
[0:11:08 – 0:11:10] Adam: Shout out to everybody in Wisconsin Rapids.
[0:11:11 – 0:11:12] Adam: Yeah.
[0:11:12 – 0:11:16] Adam: So, you know, I would take the Wisconsin River over the Fox River any day of the week.
[0:11:17 – 0:11:17] Erik: Oh, sure.
[0:11:17 – 0:11:19] Adam: But I like Point.
[0:11:20 – 0:11:22] Erik: Well, one of those rivers has a Super Bowl ring in it.
[0:11:24 – 0:11:25] Adam: That’s true, and it’s not the Wisconsin.
[0:11:26 – 0:11:26] Adam: Right.
[0:11:26 – 0:11:27] Adam: RIP Andre Rosenthal.
[0:11:29 – 0:11:30] Adam: RIP, bud.
[0:11:31 – 0:11:35] Adam: I hope you’re up in heaven staring down off the big blue bridge.
[0:11:36 – 0:11:37] Adam: I can’t believe that.
[0:11:37 – 0:11:39] Adam: I’m not sure which one he threw the ring off of, honestly.
[0:11:39 – 0:11:39] Adam: It might have been the 172.
[0:11:40 – 0:11:41] Adam: That one doesn’t even have a name.
[0:11:42 – 0:11:44] Adam: Yeah, you got to throw it off.
[0:11:44 – 0:11:46] Adam: That’s the one you’re going to throw a ring off of.
[0:11:47 – 0:11:48] Erik: You got to choose one with a name.
[0:11:48 – 0:11:48] UNKNOWN: Yeah.
[0:11:49 – 0:11:52] Adam: If you’re going to throw a ring off of a bridge, choose one with a name.
[0:11:52 – 0:11:55] Adam: We should do a named Rust Belt Bridge Ranker.
[0:11:56 – 0:11:56] Adam: Oh, wow.
[0:11:56 – 0:11:57] Erik: Sure.
[0:11:57 – 0:11:58] Adam: The Blatnik.
[0:11:58 – 0:12:00] Adam: That’s top three for sure.
[0:12:00 – 0:12:01] Adam: What about the bong?
[0:12:01 – 0:12:03] Adam: The bong is probably top three as well.
[0:12:03 – 0:12:05] Adam: But, yeah, the Tower Drive Bridge is up there for sure.
[0:12:05 – 0:12:06] Adam: It’s pretty scary.
[0:12:07 – 0:12:08] Adam: What’s the one in Milwaukee?
[0:12:08 – 0:12:10] Adam: Anybody call us in on the answering machine.
[0:12:10 – 0:12:12] Adam: What’s that big one in Milwaukee called?
[0:12:13 – 0:12:14] Adam: I don’t go down there very often.
[0:12:14 – 0:12:15] Adam: The 494?
[0:12:16 – 0:12:20] Adam: The way it literally goes over the Summerfest grounds.
[0:12:20 – 0:12:22] Erik: I wouldn’t suggest driving over any bridges in Milwaukee.
[0:12:23 – 0:12:24] Erik: Questionable infrastructure in that town.
[0:12:25 – 0:12:26] Erik: There you go.
[0:12:26 – 0:12:29] Adam: There’s your… You’re driving all our Milwaukee listeners out, Eric.
[0:12:29 – 0:12:33] Erik: There’s your Great Lakes old rust town shots fired segment.
[0:12:33 – 0:12:36] Adam: We were just talking about rust before the mics got turned on.
[0:12:36 – 0:12:37] Adam: Where does even rust come from?
[0:12:38 – 0:12:39] Adam: Why are cars’ frames rusting?
[0:12:39 – 0:12:41] Adam: Because I’ve never had one rust.
[0:12:41 – 0:12:44] Erik: I’m going to put these better looking beers back outside to get a little colder.
[0:12:44 – 0:12:52] Adam: I’ll do a little bit of a rust monologue here while Eric puts the secondary beers I’m very excited for.
[0:12:52 – 0:12:53] Adam: Eric’s going to put them outside to cool.
[0:12:54 – 0:12:55] Adam: Yeah, I don’t know.
[0:12:55 – 0:13:00] Adam: Every truck you see, any old truck you see is like the frames is rusted off of it.
[0:13:00 – 0:13:01] Adam: I got a pretty old car.
[0:13:01 – 0:13:02] Adam: The frame’s fine.
[0:13:02 – 0:13:05] Adam: What are people doing to get their frames so rusty?
[0:13:05 – 0:13:07] Adam: Hit us up on the answering machine.
[0:13:09 – 0:13:12] Adam: Send us an email, tumblehomecast at gmail.com.
[0:13:13 – 0:13:13] Adam: What’s up with Rust?
[0:13:13 – 0:13:15] Erik: Only the answering machine.
[0:13:16 – 0:13:21] Adam: Actually, yeah, Eric’s decreed Rust answers can only be in voice format.
[0:13:21 – 0:13:21] Adam: Rust answers.
[0:13:22 – 0:13:23] Adam: Rust answers.
[0:13:24 – 0:13:26] Adam: I’m going to go ahead.
[0:13:27 – 0:13:44] Adam: And in honor of the walleye slot limit, at least the last time I was in the Wisconsin River Valley, being at 15 inches, I’m going to give this one a 14.5 inches out of 15, and you’ve got to throw that walleye back out of walleyes.
[0:13:44 – 0:13:47] Adam: I’m not even sure I got the ranker right on that one, but you get the picture.
[0:13:47 – 0:13:49] Adam: I’m going to give it a 4 out of 5 yums.
[0:13:49 – 0:13:50] Adam: Mm-hmm.
[0:13:56 – 0:13:58] Adam: I was drinking old styles last week, Eric.
[0:13:58 – 0:14:00] Erik: I mean… Sure.
[0:14:00 – 0:14:08] Erik: Yeah, I think that there’s probably a part of it that has something to do with the fact that these have been sitting around at room temperature more or less for probably close to a year now.
[0:14:08 – 0:14:11] Adam: Well, it’s a glove box wormy, so it was treated correctly.
[0:14:11 – 0:14:18] Erik: Yes, it’s just year-round wormy that I cooled quickly at the last second.
[0:14:19 – 0:14:20] Erik: Why would I expect it to taste good?
[0:14:21 – 0:14:25] Erik: I’ll give the sentiment five out of five thank yous.
[0:14:26 – 0:14:29] Erik: The taste’s probably two out of seven.
[0:14:30 – 0:14:31] Adam: Is the elbow room still open?
[0:14:32 – 0:14:33] Adam: Anybody been in point lately?
[0:14:33 – 0:14:35] Adam: I mean… Is the elbow room still open?
[0:14:35 – 0:14:36] Adam: They still got the shuffleboard table?
[0:14:36 – 0:14:38] Adam: Am I dating myself?
[0:14:38 – 0:14:40] Erik: Who could possibly go in there anymore?
[0:14:40 – 0:14:40] Erik: Yeah.
[0:14:41 – 0:14:44] Adam: This whole world is too tiny for COVID.
[0:14:45 – 0:14:48] Erik: I’m just saying they don’t allow chiselers, and that’s what this world is creating.
[0:14:48 – 0:14:50] Erik: That’s what this world is these days.
[0:14:50 – 0:14:54] Erik: All chiselers all the time, and they’re not allowed in there last time I checked.
[0:14:55 – 0:15:01] Erik: So probably just a group of like 8 to 12 locals that go in there on a shift basis.
[0:15:01 – 0:15:03] Adam: Man, the old square.
[0:15:04 – 0:15:07] Adam: Been a while since I’ve caught like a walleye from a river like that.
[0:15:09 – 0:15:09] Adam: Miss it.
[0:15:09 – 0:15:10] Erik: I do miss it.
[0:15:11 – 0:15:13] Adam: Yeah, this beer brings me back.
[0:15:13 – 0:15:16] Adam: Thank you, Josh and Kalen, for the wonderful point specials.
[0:15:16 – 0:15:19] Adam: I literally have not had a point special in 10 years.
[0:15:19 – 0:15:21] Adam: I have a bit of a tear in my eye right now.
[0:15:22 – 0:15:24] Adam: But the show, it must go on.
[0:15:25 – 0:15:26] Adam: What the hell is that?
[0:15:26 – 0:15:27] Erik: I don’t know.
[0:15:27 – 0:15:30] Adam: Anybody ice fishing on Jordan Pond today?
[0:15:31 – 0:15:36] Adam: If you’ve been ice fishing on Jordan Pond in the last week, I can see some pictures of those pike.
[0:15:38 – 0:15:40] Adam: Man, I’m just walking down memory lane.
[0:15:40 – 0:15:47] Adam: Probably half the things I’m remembering about Point aren’t open or in the same place as I have them in my mind, but good town.
[0:15:47 – 0:15:50] Adam: Anybody in the neighborhood?
[0:15:51 – 0:15:54] Adam: Go check out Point, I guess, if you’re ever in the neighborhood.
[0:15:54 – 0:15:55] Erik: No chiselers allowed?
[0:15:55 – 0:15:58] Erik: Is that our going episode title at this point?
[0:15:58 – 0:15:59] Adam: I’ll write it down.
[0:15:59 – 0:16:03] Adam: As long as it’s anything but a Hobbit-themed episode title, then I’m happy.
[0:16:04 – 0:16:04] Erik: Wow.
[0:16:04 – 0:16:06] Erik: Shots fired at last week’s episode title.
[0:16:07 – 0:16:09] Adam: We can’t have two in a row is all I’m saying.
[0:16:09 – 0:16:12] Adam: I had nothing against 182 as episode title.
[0:16:12 – 0:16:12] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:16:12 – 0:16:14] Adam: Don’t you appreciate that?
[0:16:14 – 0:16:15] Adam: Maybe it could be a Hobbit podcast.
[0:16:15 – 0:16:18] Erik: That form of 70s folk yodel singing.
[0:16:19 – 0:16:19] Erik: Yeah, you can get with it.
[0:16:20 – 0:16:20] Erik: You have to.
[0:16:21 – 0:16:21] Erik: It’s fire.
[0:16:21 – 0:16:27] Erik: It seems impossible that he’s not grabbing his neck and ridging it back and forth to get that kind of like.
[0:16:27 – 0:16:28] Erik: Tremolo.
[0:16:28 – 0:16:29] Adam: Incredible range and control.
[0:16:34 – 0:16:35] Erik: Yeah, we’re back into it.
[0:16:35 – 0:16:36] Erik: We’re going to finish it up.
[0:16:36 – 0:16:38] Erik: We promise you all of the meat all at once.
[0:16:39 – 0:16:40] Erik: Open up your mouths.
[0:16:40 – 0:16:41] Erik: Here comes the meat.
[0:16:41 – 0:16:42] Erik: It’s walleye meat.
[0:16:42 – 0:16:43] Erik: In a luge form.
[0:16:44 – 0:16:45] Adam: Oh, no.
[0:16:45 – 0:16:46] Adam: Yep.
[0:16:47 – 0:16:49] Adam: This is tumble home after dark.
[0:16:49 – 0:16:57] Erik: The meat has been perfectly curated to the body temperature that you currently exist at, so it has to work the least to digest it.
[0:17:00 – 0:17:01] Erik: That makes sense, right?
[0:17:01 – 0:17:01] Erik: That’ll make you think.
[0:17:02 – 0:17:03] Erik: Yeah, I saw you thinking there.
[0:17:03 – 0:17:04] Erik: I was thinking, too.
[0:17:04 – 0:17:10] Erik: This is the longest break in conversation we’ve had in a while, thinking about that concept.
[0:17:11 – 0:17:13] Erik: Well, I’ll start it up here.
[0:17:13 – 0:17:15] Erik: Do you have it bookmarked?
[0:17:15 – 0:17:23] Erik: Well, I know where we left off, so there could be the potential of somebody commenting since then.
[0:17:23 – 0:17:24] Erik: Oh, yeah.
[0:17:24 – 0:17:25] Erik: But it’s over two weeks old.
[0:17:25 – 0:17:26] Erik: I think we’re going to be all right.
[0:17:26 – 0:17:27] Erik: I think we’re going to get everybody.
[0:17:27 – 0:17:28] Erik: We got Paddle Jam.
[0:17:30 – 0:17:31] Erik: That’s with two M’s.
[0:17:32 – 0:17:33] Erik: You just got jammed.
[0:17:35 – 0:17:36] Erik: You’re about to get jammed.
[0:17:36 – 0:17:37] Erik: Yeah.
[0:17:38 – 0:17:39] Erik: Moana.
[0:17:39 – 0:17:39] Erik: Moana?
[0:17:40 – 0:17:46] Erik: Magical Princess of the Blue Waters, Epic Paddler, and Disney Voyager.
[0:17:46 – 0:17:47] Erik: That’s true.
[0:17:47 – 0:17:49] Erik: Maui could be a good third.
[0:17:49 – 0:17:54] Erik: However, would get annoying after 36 hours of Dwayne the Rock.
[0:17:55 – 0:17:55] Erik: Yeah.
[0:17:57 – 0:17:58] Erik: I saw that movie on a plane.
[0:17:58 – 0:18:04] Erik: Don’t have a great grasp on the concept of it, but yeah.
[0:18:04 – 0:18:08] Adam: I’m going to say there’s a 30% chance I’ve seen Moana.
[0:18:08 – 0:18:11] Erik: 30% chance that you even think that you can remember seeing it.
[0:18:11 – 0:18:20] Adam: I mean, I can picture Moana and Maui, so that’s why I think I have seen it, but I might have fallen asleep or something.
[0:18:21 – 0:18:21] Erik: P.S.
[0:18:22 – 0:18:25] Erik: Seems to be a great lacking of used canoe gear out there.
[0:18:25 – 0:18:26] Erik: Maybe I’m looking in the wrong place.
[0:18:26 – 0:18:28] Erik: Do outfitters pass their gear on at some point?
[0:18:30 – 0:18:30] Erik: Yeah.
[0:18:31 – 0:18:31] Erik: Yeah, they do.
[0:18:31 – 0:18:32] Adam: In the fall.
[0:18:33 – 0:18:39] Erik: For me, personally speaking, it was, I would say, about every two to three years, you would end up with enough used gear to sell.
[0:18:42 – 0:18:43] Erik: But that’s just one place.
[0:18:43 – 0:18:45] Adam: Used canoes are up there.
[0:18:45 – 0:18:47] Adam: Used canoes are basically every year.
[0:18:47 – 0:18:50] Adam: Like rust-free Tacomas as far as how hard they are to find.
[0:18:51 – 0:18:51] Erik: Yeah.
[0:18:52 – 0:18:54] Erik: They’re out there, but you got to really work for them.
[0:18:55 – 0:18:55] Adam: Yeah.
[0:18:55 – 0:18:56] Adam: You got to just find one on auto trade.
[0:18:56 – 0:18:59] Erik: You could probably find yourself in… Canoetrader.com.
[0:18:59 – 0:19:00] Erik: Yeah.
[0:19:00 – 0:19:08] Erik: In the company of most used camping equipment from just about any outfitter if you’re diligent enough, especially packs.
[0:19:10 – 0:19:30] Adam: uh anytime a year honestly everybody’s like always looking in the fall but you could look anytime a year and everybody’s always looking to the future too yeah moana they got the outriggers right when you come that’s like ocean going kayak yeah the big the one big outrigger yeah the one i still don’t understand how that works
[0:19:32 – 0:19:33] Adam: Why doesn’t it just lean the other way?
[0:19:33 – 0:19:38] Adam: Because the weight of the outrigger is so much that it just can’t lean over there?
[0:19:38 – 0:19:39] Erik: I don’t know.
[0:19:39 – 0:19:40] Adam: Pretty hard to canoe dance, that thing.
[0:19:40 – 0:19:44] Erik: If you thought we were getting away from Hobbit chat this week, you’re wrong.
[0:19:44 – 0:19:45] Caleb: Why is it on me?
[0:19:46 – 0:19:47] Erik: You could have just taken two, Eric.
[0:19:47 – 0:19:52] Erik: I could have, but I looked forward and it’s going to be unavoidable for you.
[0:19:52 – 0:19:53] Adam: Stop looking forward.
[0:19:53 – 0:19:56] Adam: Next up on the show, Failure 3.
[0:19:56 – 0:19:59] Adam: I thought Failure was already on this episode, though.
[0:19:59 – 0:20:00] Adam: See?
[0:20:00 – 0:20:01] Adam: See what’s going on here?
[0:20:06 – 0:20:09] Adam: Yeah, no, I swear Failor 3’s comment was on last week’s show.
[0:20:09 – 0:20:10] Erik: Have you read this?
[0:20:10 – 0:20:11] Adam: Yeah, I think so.
[0:20:11 – 0:20:12] Erik: Which one is it?
[0:20:13 – 0:20:13] Adam: Bilbo.
[0:20:15 – 0:20:16] Erik: There’s many Bilbo.
[0:20:17 – 0:20:19] Erik: I thought there was multiple Bilbos.
[0:20:19 – 0:20:23] Adam: Yeah, but I know I read that comment because I was like, I remember welcoming Failor 3 to the show.
[0:20:23 – 0:20:24] Adam: First time caller.
[0:20:25 – 0:20:28] Adam: Failor 3, a resourceful cook with a good attitude.
[0:20:28 – 0:20:33] Adam: And then this is when you’re like, yeah, you’re kind of hard on…
[0:20:35 – 0:20:36] Erik: Did we read anything about Yoda?
[0:20:37 – 0:20:38] Adam: Yeah.
[0:20:38 – 0:20:39] Erik: Okay, so we did Yoda.
[0:20:39 – 0:20:39] Erik: Yeah.
[0:20:41 – 0:20:44] Erik: Well, maybe there’s just been a bit of a mix-up in the ordering here.
[0:20:44 – 0:20:52] Adam: Yeah, you were calling, like, not Bilbo, but the other one, you were calling him kind of like a simple idiot for having a good attitude.
[0:20:52 – 0:20:55] Adam: Yeah, that’s all based off a failure’s comment, I believe.
[0:20:56 – 0:20:58] Adam: Did we not start at the top last year?
[0:20:59 – 0:20:59] Adam: Last year?
[0:20:59 – 0:21:00] Erik: Last year?
[0:21:00 – 0:21:03] Erik: Yeah, we did start at the top, and now we’re here.
[0:21:04 – 0:21:05] Erik: Not at the top anymore.
[0:21:06 – 0:21:10] Adam: So, I mean, really, was there that much voting going on that the order got shook up?
[0:21:11 – 0:21:12] Erik: I mean, it could have been.
[0:21:12 – 0:21:14] Erik: Yeah, I guess maybe we’ll just move on then.
[0:21:18 – 0:21:21] Erik: Failure three, we apologize if we did not read you last week.
[0:21:21 – 0:21:23] Erik: You’re just getting fully docked.
[0:21:23 – 0:21:24] Caleb: Everything I say.
[0:21:24 – 0:21:25] Caleb: Fully blocked.
[0:21:25 – 0:21:26] Erik: Yeah, welcome to the show.
[0:21:26 – 0:21:27] Erik: We’re not going to read your comment.
[0:21:28 – 0:21:33] Adam: Anyways, we can just mention that it was for Samwise.
[0:21:34 – 0:21:43] Erik: Resourceful cook and a better attitude and sense of humor, which I do remember like really like laying into Samwise and his character last week.
[0:21:44 – 0:21:52] Adam: Yeah, well, this is another Sam, and I think this one also was mentioned last week, but this is, I don’t think, the same one.
[0:21:53 – 0:21:55] Adam: Oh, boy, the listeners are shaking their heads right now, Eric.
[0:21:55 – 0:22:05] Adam: Next on the show, Aggravating Ease, 4263, four box of wine, Sam Schakuski, the ultimate beige lunatic would be my choice.
[0:22:05 – 0:22:10] Adam: Good skills, plus it would be nice to travel with someone who can use a compass and read a map.
[0:22:13 – 0:22:16] Adam: See, but I know Sam Schakosky was mentioned last week.
[0:22:17 – 0:22:17] Adam: Oh, I’m sure.
[0:22:17 – 0:22:19] Adam: But now I’m thinking this was the second.
[0:22:23 – 0:22:23] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:22:23 – 0:22:27] Adam: I think we might have to pause this and get ourselves under control here.
[0:22:27 – 0:22:28] Erik: Are we just rehashing meat?
[0:22:28 – 0:22:29] Erik: Nah.
[0:22:29 – 0:22:29] Erik: We’re just going to scroll down.
[0:22:29 – 0:22:30] Adam: I think we’re doubling this meat.
[0:22:31 – 0:22:33] Adam: We’re recooking this meat, I think, at this point.
[0:22:33 – 0:22:40] Erik: We’re going to just move on to a pair of choppers because I know we didn’t talk about a fictional character by the name of Captain Jack Sparrow in The Bough.
[0:22:40 – 0:22:41] Erik: That’s true.
[0:22:41 – 0:22:41] Adam: All right.
[0:22:41 – 0:22:43] Adam: I think we’re back into new waters here.
[0:22:43 – 0:22:51] Erik: Blindly navigating us through a thick fog in search of the lost BWCA gold hoard from an old Ojibwe picto map.
[0:22:52 – 0:22:53] Erik: Oh, my.
[0:22:53 – 0:22:53] Erik: Oh, my.
[0:22:54 – 0:23:00] Erik: Due to his misdirection and hijinks, the boat inevitably runs into some sunken boulders, springs a leak.
[0:23:01 – 0:23:09] Erik: We are forced to swim ashore to build a fire, drink rum, and await transport to the Cook County lockup by the game wardens.
[0:23:10 – 0:23:11] Erik: I don’t think so.
[0:23:11 – 0:23:12] Adam: I think they’d leave it be.
[0:23:12 – 0:23:13] Erik: Probably.
[0:23:13 – 0:23:21] Erik: During the last portage, we hatch a plan to escape by hopping onto a friendly moose and ending at Poplar House for happy hour.
[0:23:22 – 0:23:27] Adam: I don’t know if they have happy hour up there, but I really just want to do a pirate-themed BWCA trip.
[0:23:28 – 0:23:29] Adam: Yeah, that sounds really nice.
[0:23:29 – 0:23:29] Adam: I’d be into that.
[0:23:29 – 0:23:30] Erik: Man, nothing’s stopping you.
[0:23:32 – 0:23:35] Adam: Yeah, I’m surprised we don’t see more people dressed as pirates.
[0:23:36 – 0:23:37] Adam: Or just dressed up.
[0:23:37 – 0:23:40] Adam: I’m just shocked people are just wearing normal clothing.
[0:23:41 – 0:23:44] Erik: You can be dressed as Jack Sparrow.
[0:23:45 – 0:23:47] Erik: Dirty Dad Bod 523, because I’m giving you this next one.
[0:23:48 – 0:23:48] Erik: All right.
[0:23:50 – 0:23:51] Erik: Austin Powers.
[0:23:51 – 0:23:52] Erik: Wow, all right.
[0:23:53 – 0:23:55] Erik: Can you imagine how groovy that trip would be?
[0:23:57 – 0:23:57] Erik: I don’t know.
[0:23:57 – 0:23:59] Erik: He doesn’t seem like he’s…
[0:23:59 – 0:24:01] Erik: He seems like more of a socialite.
[0:24:01 – 0:24:02] Erik: I don’t think he’d be…
[0:24:03 – 0:24:06] Erik: He’d probably be a bit of a wet rag on a bonjour artist trip.
[0:24:06 – 0:24:07] Erik: I don’t know if he could hack it.
[0:24:08 – 0:24:08] Adam: Yeah.
[0:24:08 – 0:24:09] Erik: Too dirty, wet.
[0:24:10 – 0:24:11] Adam: Too much velvet.
[0:24:11 – 0:24:12] Erik: Too much hard work.
[0:24:12 – 0:24:13] Adam: Can you imagine velvet?
[0:24:14 – 0:24:15] Adam: Wet, muddy velvet.
[0:24:15 – 0:24:15] Adam: On a portage.
[0:24:15 – 0:24:19] Adam: I don’t know if he has the proper footwear for it either, but…
[0:24:21 – 0:24:22] Adam: It could be fun, though.
[0:24:22 – 0:24:24] Erik: I’m sure it would be fun for a little bit.
[0:24:24 – 0:24:25] Erik: Depends on how long the trip is.
[0:24:28 – 0:24:30] Erik: Also, if it was just all dudes, that would be…
[0:24:31 – 0:24:34] Erik: There would be some sexual tension in that case, I think.
[0:24:34 – 0:24:39] Erik: He seems like he needs some things happening to him on a regular basis.
[0:24:40 – 0:24:40] Erik: Otherwise…
[0:24:42 – 0:24:44] Erik: Although in the second one, didn’t he lose his mojo?
[0:24:44 – 0:24:53] Erik: Maybe if you caught him in the second movie where he wasn’t fully… Yeah, you don’t need that much mojo on a trip.
[0:24:53 – 0:24:53] Erik: No.
[0:24:54 – 0:25:06] Erik: Yeah, I would do a light mojo Austin Powers trip, but I wouldn’t want the fully hyper-sexualized version of him on any Boundary Waters trip or generally near me at all.
[0:25:06 – 0:25:08] Adam: It’s too sexy for the Boundary Waters.
[0:25:08 – 0:25:09] Adam: Yeah.
[0:25:09 – 0:25:09] Adam: It’s true.
[0:25:11 – 0:25:21] Adam: Next up on the show… What?
[0:25:23 – 0:25:24] Adam: I swear to God, we had this one, too.
[0:25:25 – 0:25:25] Adam: What?
[0:25:25 – 0:25:26] Adam: What’s going on right now?
[0:25:26 – 0:25:26] Erik: Really?
[0:25:26 – 0:25:27] Erik: Yes.
[0:25:27 – 0:25:30] Erik: We did Last of the Mohicans characters last week?
[0:25:30 – 0:25:30] Caleb: Yeah.
[0:25:31 – 0:25:35] Adam: But now I’m really questioning everything at this point.
[0:25:35 – 0:25:37] Caleb: How can we be this far out of whack?
[0:25:37 – 0:25:41] Erik: I don’t remember hearing anything about Last of the Mohicans characters.
[0:25:41 – 0:25:44] Erik: We did record that as a TCC last week.
[0:25:44 – 0:25:44] Caleb: Yeah, we did.
[0:25:44 – 0:25:45] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:25:46 – 0:25:46] Adam: How’d they know?
[0:25:47 – 0:25:48] Caleb: I don’t recognize…
[0:25:48 – 0:25:49] Caleb: This is from 15 days ago.
[0:25:50 – 0:25:52] Erik: Yeah, it’s not possible that we read…
[0:25:53 – 0:25:54] Erik: It changed dramatically.
[0:25:55 – 0:25:58] Adam: No, I know what I’m thinking of now, and I apologize.
[0:25:58 – 0:25:58] Adam: We have not read this.
[0:26:00 – 0:26:01] Adam: It’s sad to say it.
[0:26:02 – 0:26:06] Adam: I’m thinking about the guys from the movie where they’re chasing D.B.
[0:26:06 – 0:26:06] Adam: Cooper.
[0:26:09 – 0:26:10] Adam: The paddling movie.
[0:26:11 – 0:26:11] Adam: Without a paddle?
[0:26:11 – 0:26:12] Adam: Yeah, without a paddle.
[0:26:14 – 0:26:15] Adam: It’s another trio.
[0:26:16 – 0:26:17] Adam: I’ll take a trio.
[0:26:17 – 0:26:18] Adam: Sorry, Grey Panther.
[0:26:19 – 0:26:22] Adam: Grey Panther 8, next up on the show with four boxes of wine.
[0:26:22 – 0:26:23] Adam: Get it together.
[0:26:25 – 0:26:25] Adam: I’ll take a trio.
[0:26:26 – 0:26:28] Adam: Unkas Chingachuguk.
[0:26:29 – 0:26:30] Adam: and Hawkeye.
[0:26:30 – 0:26:33] Adam: It is Natty Bumpo from Last of the Mohicans.
[0:26:34 – 0:26:38] Adam: Strong paddlers, minimalist packers, all-around good outdoorsmen.
[0:26:38 – 0:26:41] Adam: There’s not an ounce of Bobby or Rex between the three of them.
[0:26:41 – 0:26:41] Adam: That’s true.
[0:26:42 – 0:26:44] Adam: We’ll just have to go during elk or deer season.
[0:26:44 – 0:26:47] Adam: I don’t believe they’ll leave the flintlocks at home.
[0:26:47 – 0:26:48] Adam: All right.
[0:26:49 – 0:26:51] Adam: Pretty much butchered all three of their names.
[0:26:52 – 0:26:53] Adam: See, his name was Hawkeye.
[0:26:53 – 0:26:58] Adam: I thought his name was Nathaniel, but I also read that… Is it Nathaniel Hawkeye Poe?
[0:26:58 – 0:27:05] Adam: Yeah, but I also read his name was Natty Bumpo, which is what Gray Panther here believes, so I’m going to go with it.
[0:27:05 – 0:27:13] Erik: Well, we’re not educated on the true story outside of the two-hour and 12-minute movie that we watched on the subject.
[0:27:15 – 0:27:16] Adam: He seemed like a loving father.
[0:27:17 – 0:27:22] Adam: And, I don’t know, Hawkeye, great hair, even better attitude.
[0:27:23 – 0:27:27] Erik: I would say a little much to be on a canoe trip with those guys.
[0:27:27 – 0:27:29] Erik: Probably take it a little too seriously.
[0:27:29 – 0:27:31] Adam: It would be intense, but, you know, I’d be okay with that.
[0:27:31 – 0:27:32] Adam: I do like the idea of measuring.
[0:27:32 – 0:27:33] Erik: Cover some ground.
[0:27:33 – 0:27:38] Erik: Measuring Bongewater’s paddler’s ethics in ounces of Bobby.
[0:27:39 – 0:27:39] Erik: Mm-hmm.
[0:27:40 – 0:27:41] Erik: Too much Bobby in that guy.
[0:27:42 – 0:27:43] UNKNOWN: Yeah.
[0:27:43 – 0:27:44] Adam: A little too much Bobby.
[0:27:44 – 0:27:45] Erik: Bobby ounces.
[0:27:46 – 0:27:46] Adam: All right.
[0:27:47 – 0:27:50] Adam: I’ve scrolled for you, and this one looks to be new for sure.
[0:27:50 – 0:27:51] Erik: Rocking the grumming.
[0:27:52 – 0:27:53] Erik: Shrek?
[0:27:53 – 0:27:54] Erik: Oh, no.
[0:27:55 – 0:27:57] Erik: Shrek would be my ideal paddle.
[0:27:57 – 0:27:58] Erik: Ideal?
[0:27:58 – 0:27:59] Erik: Ideal.
[0:27:59 – 0:28:00] Erik: Come on.
[0:28:01 – 0:28:01] Erik: Indeed.
[0:28:05 – 0:28:06] Erik: To be honest with you, I hate Shrek.
[0:28:07 – 0:28:08] Erik: Oh, my God.
[0:28:09 – 0:28:14] Erik: I think it’s one of the worst movie franchises of all time.
[0:28:14 – 0:28:14] Erik: Yeah.
[0:28:15 – 0:28:16] Erik: And I don’t know why.
[0:28:16 – 0:28:17] Erik: I don’t have any…
[0:28:17 – 0:28:19] Erik: I have no background.
[0:28:19 – 0:28:21] Erik: I have no cinema.
[0:28:21 – 0:28:28] Erik: I’m not going to provide you with an analytical reason as to why, but there is something about Shrek that gives me…
[0:28:29 – 0:28:57] Adam: the hardest back of the neck hair like wrinkling cringe I don’t know what it is about it yeah I don’t know why it’s good either but I just know like the internet loves Shrek so that’s the thing really upsetting the internet right now yeah I’m okay with it but isn’t that also Austin Powers voice by Austin Powers yeah voice by Austin Powers like we’re kind of in a weird simulation or something right now yeah everything seems to be weirdly connected lately
[0:28:57 – 0:29:23] Erik: sorry rocking the grumman i will continue he uses mud for toothpaste and he can make candles from earwax making him the ultimate survivalist not only that but his strength would make him extremely okay you got me there his strength would be very extremely would be extremely useful on portages plus his ability to make any mud puddle into a hot tub would make for very relaxing evenings
[0:29:24 – 0:29:26] Erik: I mean, you just talk about rocking the Grumman.
[0:29:26 – 0:29:28] Erik: How many Shreks are there nowadays?
[0:29:28 – 0:29:31] Erik: Just put a little bit of water in that Grumman right over the fire pit.
[0:29:31 – 0:29:32] Erik: Yeah.
[0:29:32 – 0:29:35] Erik: You got a hot tub in, I don’t know, five to six hours.
[0:29:35 – 0:29:37] Adam: It’ll hold for sure.
[0:29:38 – 0:29:40] Adam: And there’s at least three Shreks now, right?
[0:29:41 – 0:29:42] Erik: Like movies?
[0:29:42 – 0:29:42] Adam: Yeah.
[0:29:42 – 0:29:43] Erik: Oh, it has to be.
[0:29:44 – 0:29:45] Adam: At least three.
[0:29:45 – 0:29:45] Adam: Probably more.
[0:29:45 – 0:29:46] Erik: If not more.
[0:29:47 – 0:29:50] Adam: Next up on the show, great friend of the show, Scotty Baldwin.
[0:29:50 – 0:29:51] Adam: Hello, Scotty.
[0:29:52 – 0:29:56] Adam: My first instinct is to say John Rambo, all right?
[0:29:56 – 0:29:56] Erik: There you go.
[0:29:56 – 0:30:00] Adam: But all those bullet shells would be a clear violation of leave no trace ethics.
[0:30:01 – 0:30:10] Adam: The PTSD moodiness would be awful around the campfire, and the sudden violent outbursts wouldn’t be acceptable unless they happened on the portages.
[0:30:11 – 0:30:13] Adam: Yeah, you’re allowed that on a portage.
[0:30:13 – 0:30:13] Adam: It’s true.
[0:30:14 – 0:30:19] Adam: But I will, however, give Rambo mad props for his arm-sewing first aid skills.
[0:30:20 – 0:30:23] Adam: I wonder if he might be the right choice for a PMA trip.
[0:30:25 – 0:30:29] Adam: So my choice would instead naturally be Predator.
[0:30:32 – 0:30:35] Erik: Oh, he’s changing it up on the fly, mid-response.
[0:30:36 – 0:30:37] Adam: Yeah, he’s thought this through.
[0:30:38 – 0:30:40] Adam: He’s quiet and invisible even when he’s around.
[0:30:41 – 0:30:42] Adam: He would portage through the treetops.
[0:30:43 – 0:30:44] Adam: He would crush it at wood gnoming.
[0:30:45 – 0:30:49] Adam: And with that red GPS thing on his forearm, we would never get lost.
[0:30:50 – 0:30:55] Adam: Plus, if we shared a tent, I bet he’d be quite lovely with whom to spoon under the moonlight.
[0:30:56 – 0:31:00] Adam: Although I’ve never kissed a man with Predator, I’d consider turning the corner.
[0:31:00 – 0:31:02] Adam: Hashtag PredCrush2022.
[0:31:02 – 0:31:02] Adam: There we go.
[0:31:02 – 0:31:08] Erik: I just love the concept of being out there with John Rambo.
[0:31:10 – 0:31:21] Erik: And just the moments that he would turn into his blood lusts, like anti-American, but also pro-American.
[0:31:21 – 0:31:24] Adam: Yeah, it’s a real Walter Sobchak kind of deal.
[0:31:24 – 0:31:24] Erik: Yeah.
[0:31:25 – 0:31:26] Adam: With a better physique.
[0:31:26 – 0:31:34] Erik: He would start bombing grenades into the lake if after he caught a walleye, he got nicked on the gill.
[0:31:34 – 0:31:37] Adam: Somebody paddled their canoe too close to the campsite.
[0:31:37 – 0:31:43] Erik: I’m just thinking of him being able to roll out the classic line that they drew first blood.
[0:31:43 – 0:31:44] Adam: Oh, okay.
[0:31:44 – 0:31:48] Erik: He gets a little nip from a walleye tooth or a gill.
[0:31:49 – 0:31:50] Erik: You started this.
[0:31:50 – 0:31:53] Erik: What are you throwing grenades into the lake for, John?
[0:31:53 – 0:31:55] Caleb: They drew first blood.
[0:31:55 – 0:31:57] Adam: Yeah.
[0:31:57 – 0:32:02] Adam: Everybody calls him Rambo, but if you were on a canoe trip with him, you’d be like, John, what the hell?
[0:32:02 – 0:32:03] Erik: John, what are you doing?
[0:32:04 – 0:32:05] Erik: It’s three in the morning.
[0:32:05 – 0:32:06] Erik: John.
[0:32:06 – 0:32:08] Erik: Stop stoking that fire.
[0:32:08 – 0:32:09] Adam: Take off the bandana and lay down.
[0:32:10 – 0:32:11] Erik: Yeah.
[0:32:11 – 0:32:12] Erik: Take a nap.
[0:32:12 – 0:32:13] Erik: I’ll take the first watch.
[0:32:13 – 0:32:14] Erik: The first watch.
[0:32:14 – 0:32:18] Adam: See, the problem with this show so far is I can’t read.
[0:32:18 – 0:32:19] Adam: We’re lost.
[0:32:19 – 0:32:23] Adam: And I haven’t seen any of these movies mentioned in like a decade.
[0:32:23 – 0:32:25] Adam: So I got no good quotes.
[0:32:26 – 0:32:28] Adam: I’m just winging it here like John Rambo.
[0:32:28 – 0:32:29] Adam: Old John.
[0:32:30 – 0:32:31] Adam: Jonathan Rambo.
[0:32:33 – 0:32:36] Adam: They should do a French version where it’s Rambo.
[0:32:36 – 0:32:40] Adam: Yeah, if he’s coming on a Boundary Waters trip, that’s how you got to pronounce it, actually.
[0:32:40 – 0:32:42] Erik: R-A-M-B-E-A-U.
[0:32:43 – 0:32:45] Erik: John Rambo.
[0:32:45 – 0:32:47] Erik: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[0:32:47 – 0:32:52] Erik: J-E-A-N-R-A-M. That’s the title of the episode.
[0:32:52 – 0:32:55] Adam: Jean Rambo.
[0:32:56 – 0:32:57] Adam: I’m writing it down.
[0:32:57 – 0:32:58] Adam: That’s a good one.
[0:32:59 – 0:33:01] Erik: Or what is They Drew First Blood in French?
[0:33:03 – 0:33:06] Adam: Yeah, like that.
[0:33:07 – 0:33:08] Erik: Jean Rambo.
[0:33:09 – 0:33:10] Adam: Jean Rambo.
[0:33:10 – 0:33:11] Adam: Yeah, that’s great.
[0:33:11 – 0:33:12] Adam: Jean, what’s the deal?
[0:33:13 – 0:33:14] Erik: What’s your deal?
[0:33:14 – 0:33:16] Erik: I haven’t seen you sleep for four days.
[0:33:20 – 0:33:21] Adam: I don’t know about the predator, though.
[0:33:21 – 0:33:22] Adam: No.
[0:33:22 – 0:33:22] Adam: No.
[0:33:22 – 0:33:24] Erik: You don’t need that.
[0:33:24 – 0:33:26] Erik: Sleeping in a tent with the predator?
[0:33:26 – 0:33:27] Adam: No.
[0:33:27 – 0:33:30] Adam: You got the number one reason you got to have a hammock.
[0:33:31 – 0:33:31] Adam: I mean, I guess.
[0:33:31 – 0:33:33] Adam: There’s only room for one in here, predator.
[0:33:33 – 0:33:35] Adam: You have to make your own hammock in the trees.
[0:33:36 – 0:33:41] Erik: I would need some, I would need like full, I don’t even know how you would be able to provide this from a predator type.
[0:33:42 – 0:33:48] Erik: Like a signed affidavit saying that you’re not going to like freak out and turn on me.
[0:33:48 – 0:33:53] Adam: I’m going to be spending a night in a… You go in the canoe with…
[0:33:54 – 0:33:54] Adam: In a tent?
[0:33:54 – 0:33:55] Adam: Anton Shagir.
[0:33:56 – 0:33:56] Erik: Yeah.
[0:33:56 – 0:34:00] Adam: Predator and Anton, you guys are in the scout canoe.
[0:34:00 – 0:34:04] Erik: Yeah, Predator is probably up there with worst paddling partner, along with Anton Chigurh.
[0:34:05 – 0:34:07] Adam: Least trustworthy.
[0:34:07 – 0:34:11] Erik: You get out of the tent in the morning, and he’s just crouched over a very smoking fire.
[0:34:12 – 0:34:13] Erik: Morning, friendo.
[0:34:14 – 0:34:14] Erik: Jesus.
[0:34:14 – 0:34:17] Adam: Is that the smell of seared meat?
[0:34:17 – 0:34:18] Erik: What are you burning there?
[0:34:18 – 0:34:21] Erik: Is that a… Looks like a bone.
[0:34:22 – 0:34:23] Erik: Where’d you get that log?
[0:34:25 – 0:34:25] Erik: All right.
[0:34:26 – 0:34:26] Erik: All right.
[0:34:26 – 0:34:27] Erik: Life worth stealing.
[0:34:27 – 0:34:41] Erik: My ideal paddling partner is a hard worker, a dreamer, ambitious, kindhearted, tough, resilient, and a great cook when given good ingredients.
[0:34:43 – 0:34:44] Erik: And Bourdain?
[0:34:45 – 0:34:46] Erik: Well, he’s a real man.
[0:34:46 – 0:34:48] Erik: I’m choosing Nacho Libre.
[0:34:48 – 0:34:51] Adam: I think you’re allowed to choose dead people, though.
[0:34:52 – 0:34:54] Erik: Yeah, once you’re dead, you’re technically fictional.
[0:34:54 – 0:34:59] Adam: Yeah, as long as nobody picks Paulson, I’m okay with this entire episode.
[0:34:59 – 0:35:02] Erik: Well, he’s a fictional character considering how many lies he’s filled with.
[0:35:02 – 0:35:03] Adam: And he’s dead.
[0:35:03 – 0:35:04] Erik: And he’s dead.
[0:35:04 – 0:35:12] Erik: He’s up before the sun to cook breakfast, has a keen eye for fashion, knows his way around a tune, and never backs away from a challenge.
[0:35:12 – 0:35:16] Erik: Bonus answer, worst fictional paddling partner.
[0:35:17 – 0:35:20] Erik: George Costanza, you can’t paddle in a puffy coat.
[0:35:21 – 0:35:24] Adam: Well, I think he can, but I definitely agree.
[0:35:24 – 0:35:26] Erik: Yeah, outside of the puffy coat, he would be obnoxious.
[0:35:27 – 0:35:29] Erik: Nacho Libre.
[0:35:29 – 0:35:30] Erik: Larry David.
[0:35:32 – 0:35:34] Erik: Seems like they’re probably a little whiny.
[0:35:35 – 0:35:38] Adam: Yeah, I’d like to have somebody in the canoe that has a leather mask on.
[0:35:41 – 0:35:41] Adam: Sure.
[0:35:41 – 0:35:43] Adam: Have you seen Nacho Libre?
[0:35:44 – 0:35:45] Erik: Oh, not since high school.
[0:35:45 – 0:35:47] Erik: So it’s been almost 20 years.
[0:35:47 – 0:35:49] Adam: Yeah, this one’s also been way back in the catalog.
[0:35:49 – 0:35:50] Caleb: Mm-hmm.
[0:35:51 – 0:35:51] Adam: Hmm.
[0:35:53 – 0:35:57] Adam: I was listening to another podcast the other day, Eric, about a lady Libre wrestler that got framed for murder.
[0:35:57 – 0:35:57] Erik: What?
[0:35:57 – 0:35:57] Adam: Yeah.
[0:35:59 – 0:35:59] Adam: Wow.
[0:36:06 – 0:36:08] Erik: What, there’s a murder podcast out there?
[0:36:08 – 0:36:10] Erik: That seems like a crazy genre for a podcast.
[0:36:10 – 0:36:10] Erik: I’ve never heard of that.
[0:36:10 – 0:36:11] Erik: I know.
[0:36:11 – 0:36:12] Erik: Isn’t that crazy?
[0:36:12 – 0:36:13] Adam: It was very entertaining, though.
[0:36:13 – 0:36:14] Erik: Hyper unique.
[0:36:14 – 0:36:15] Adam: Probably one of its kind.
[0:36:16 – 0:36:17] Adam: I’ve never heard anything like it in my life.
[0:36:17 – 0:36:18] Erik: Wow.
[0:36:18 – 0:36:18] Erik: True crime?
[0:36:19 – 0:36:19] Adam: Yeah.
[0:36:19 – 0:36:22] Adam: Maybe we should consider a spinoff.
[0:36:23 – 0:36:26] Erik: Well, we could read Escape to the Gunflint and talk about that.
[0:36:26 – 0:36:27] Erik: That’s real, isn’t it?
[0:36:27 – 0:36:34] Adam: Next up on the show, Jos Mo Bereave.
[0:36:36 – 0:36:38] Adam: New friend of the show, Josmo Bariv.
[0:36:39 – 0:36:40] Erik: First time.
[0:36:40 – 0:36:41] Adam: Seven boxes of wine.
[0:36:41 – 0:36:42] Adam: Welcome, welcome.
[0:36:43 – 0:36:59] Adam: The scene in the Fellowship of the Ring, where the Fellowship leaves Lothrorian in canoes, has always had me wanting to join Frodo and the gang until they’re attacked by the Urek Haze, betrayed by the Boromirs.
[0:37:01 – 0:37:02] Erik: Spoiler alert.
[0:37:03 – 0:37:06] Erik: But then I was going to watch these next week, guys.
[0:37:06 – 0:37:06] Adam: Were you?
[0:37:07 – 0:37:08] Adam: I am, actually.
[0:37:08 – 0:37:11] Adam: That’s like the number one thing I’m doing in the next month.
[0:37:13 – 0:37:16] Erik: So you’ve got a ticking… Other than… A ticking time bomb.
[0:37:17 – 0:37:18] Erik: And I…
[0:37:19 – 0:37:22] Adam: I’ve heard them have a lot of time on my hands to watch some movies.
[0:37:22 – 0:37:25] Erik: I don’t regret calling your child a ticking time bomb.
[0:37:26 – 0:37:27] Erik: Yeah.
[0:37:27 – 0:37:29] Erik: But you should view it as such.
[0:37:30 – 0:37:34] Erik: And that is what you’re going to spend your time on is getting caught up on the Lord of the Rings movies.
[0:37:34 – 0:37:37] Adam: Once he’s here, like always napping.
[0:37:38 – 0:37:39] Erik: Just, yeah, 20 minutes at a time.
[0:37:39 – 0:37:41] Adam: My beautiful angel of a boy.
[0:37:43 – 0:37:45] Adam: He’s a ticking time angel.
[0:37:45 – 0:37:46] Erik: What’s the opposite of a time bomb?
[0:37:46 – 0:37:47] Erik: A time angel.
[0:37:48 – 0:37:49] Erik: A time meal.
[0:37:50 – 0:37:52] Erik: Not that you’re going to eat them, but food’s good.
[0:37:53 – 0:37:54] Adam: We’re going to eat lots of meals.
[0:37:55 – 0:37:56] Adam: He’s eating steak dinner.
[0:37:57 – 0:38:00] Adam: We watched the Fellowship of the Ring, I guess.
[0:38:00 – 0:38:03] Erik: A ticking time Easter basket.
[0:38:04 – 0:38:07] Erik: Did you get Easter baskets growing up with presents and stuff in it?
[0:38:07 – 0:38:08] Adam: Oh, yeah.
[0:38:09 – 0:38:09] Adam: For sure.
[0:38:10 – 0:38:12] Erik: Is that still a thing that happens?
[0:38:12 – 0:38:15] Adam: I mean, I haven’t done it lately, but yeah, I think it’s still a thing.
[0:38:16 – 0:38:18] Adam: People still do Easter egg hunts and everything.
[0:38:19 – 0:38:21] Erik: No, I get the egg hunt, but I was always like, oh, what?
[0:38:22 – 0:38:23] Erik: I’m getting presents again?
[0:38:23 – 0:38:30] Erik: Nothing big, like nearly as expensive or expansive as Christmas, but you’d get little presents at Easter?
[0:38:33 – 0:38:33] Adam: Not really presents.
[0:38:33 – 0:38:35] Adam: You just get a whole basket of candy usually.
[0:38:35 – 0:38:37] Adam: I would get a full basket of candy.
[0:38:38 – 0:38:38] Erik: Yeah, for sure.
[0:38:38 – 0:38:39] Erik: A nice outfit.
[0:38:39 – 0:38:42] Adam: Like a snazzy little sweater.
[0:38:43 – 0:38:48] Erik: I remember getting a little like one toy gift in the Easter basket.
[0:38:49 – 0:38:56] Erik: They were always like the micro machine because it fit in the basket like the tiny or like a matchbox car.
[0:38:57 – 0:38:58] Erik: Something like that.
[0:38:59 – 0:39:01] Erik: Along with a lot of chocolate.
[0:39:03 – 0:39:05] Adam: I’m going to just start this comment over, I think.
[0:39:05 – 0:39:06] Adam: Yeah, go ahead.
[0:39:07 – 0:39:12] Adam: Next up on the show, Josmo Bariv, Seven Boxes of Wine.
[0:39:12 – 0:39:14] Adam: I’ll try and actually say these names right.
[0:39:15 – 0:39:26] Adam: The scene in the Fellowship of the Ring where the Fellowship leaves Lotharian in canoes always had me wanting to join Frodo and the gang until they’re attacked by the Uruk-hai and betrayed by Boromir.
[0:39:27 – 0:39:28] Adam: Spoiler alert.
[0:39:29 – 0:39:30] Erik: Did you say that?
[0:39:31 – 0:39:32] Adam: I did say spoiler alert.
[0:39:33 – 0:39:35] Adam: I really am going to watch these movies.
[0:39:35 – 0:39:38] Adam: So now I know that I can’t trust Boromir.
[0:39:38 – 0:39:41] Erik: Well, it’s pretty obvious that you shouldn’t trust him.
[0:39:41 – 0:39:42] Adam: I would think so.
[0:39:42 – 0:39:57] Adam: But in reality, it’s Ron Swanson who, as my ideal partner, would simply shut up and silently enjoy the wilderness before serving Lagavulin in hand-carved vessels after a first-night steak dinner.
[0:39:57 – 0:39:58] Adam: There you go.
[0:39:58 – 0:39:59] Adam: Steak dinner.
[0:39:59 – 0:40:00] Erik: There you go.
[0:40:01 – 0:40:01] Adam: Thank you.
[0:40:01 – 0:40:03] Adam: I agree.
[0:40:03 – 0:40:05] Adam: Ron Swanson’s definitely going to make the cut here.
[0:40:06 – 0:40:07] Adam: We do still have a list going.
[0:40:07 – 0:40:16] Adam: That’s me and Eric and the top seven answers, and we’re going to file a permit, and we’re going to list all these characters on the official permit.
[0:40:17 – 0:40:18] Adam: And the Forest Service is going to love it.
[0:40:19 – 0:40:21] Erik: We’re going to pay for these people to be on our permit?
[0:40:21 – 0:40:24] Adam: Yeah, we’re going to use tumble home bucks on that for sure.
[0:40:25 – 0:40:27] Adam: We’re all going on just like a two-night trip.
[0:40:27 – 0:40:29] Adam: We don’t want this thing to get too crazy.
[0:40:30 – 0:40:34] Adam: So yeah, with the baby coming, probably going to have to do a short trip in the spring.
[0:40:35 – 0:40:38] Adam: And then maybe we’ll be able to do a bit of a longer trip in the fall with the boy.
[0:40:40 – 0:40:41] Adam: My little angel.
[0:40:41 – 0:40:43] Adam: He’s not getting in a canoe with Eric after what he said.
[0:40:44 – 0:40:44] Adam: That’s fine.
[0:40:44 – 0:40:47] Adam: About him being a ticking time bomb of joy.
[0:40:47 – 0:40:49] Adam: Ticking time bomb of fun.
[0:40:49 – 0:40:55] Adam: Ticking time bomb of excellent paddling skills, and he’ll never be a Bobby.
[0:40:56 – 0:40:57] Erik: Surveyor 909.
[0:40:57 – 0:40:59] Erik: Can you just name him Rex?
[0:40:59 – 0:41:00] Erik: Here we go.
[0:41:00 – 0:41:03] Erik: Speaking of Rex, Mel Gibson’s William Wallace from Braveheart.
[0:41:03 – 0:41:05] Erik: There would be the call of freedom.
[0:41:06 – 0:41:29] Erik: every third stroke wouldn’t be great but which is usually what’s going through my head when I’m in the zone paddling already also his broadsword would come in handy for filleting walleye and dealing with wrecks yeah you easily fillet up a big fish with that broadsword
[0:41:32 – 0:41:35] Adam: Yeah, it’s kind of the opposite of a fillet knife.
[0:41:35 – 0:41:37] Adam: I’d be interested to see the results.
[0:41:38 – 0:41:39] Erik: Just hack it up.
[0:41:40 – 0:41:41] Erik: Next up on the show.
[0:41:41 – 0:41:43] Erik: Cottage cheese material.
[0:41:43 – 0:41:46] Adam: Yeah, just mince the walleye whole.
[0:41:46 – 0:41:49] Erik: Gut it and mince the whole thing and boil it in a pot.
[0:41:50 – 0:41:52] Adam: Make a nice broth out of it.
[0:41:52 – 0:41:54] Erik: If it was medieval times, yeah, you’d keep the guts.
[0:41:54 – 0:41:55] Adam: Perfect.
[0:41:56 – 0:41:59] Adam: Next up on the show, the Creek Chub.
[0:42:00 – 0:42:02] Adam: Three boxes of wine.
[0:42:03 – 0:42:05] Adam: I’d like Uncle Buck in the stern.
[0:42:06 – 0:42:08] Adam: He’d be a formidable camp chef.
[0:42:08 – 0:42:10] Adam: Definitely has some breakfast chops.
[0:42:10 – 0:42:17] Adam: Flipping manhole-sized pancakes with a snow shovel is a calculated bold flavor move.
[0:42:18 – 0:42:23] Adam: It’s also likely that he’d be able to go biter for biter while holding court around the fire grate.
[0:42:24 – 0:42:28] Adam: However, Buck is potentially a liability during a fire ban.
[0:42:29 – 0:42:32] Adam: Never know when a stray cigar butt can strike disaster.
[0:42:33 – 0:42:35] Adam: Bonus guest, Guy Fieri.
[0:42:36 – 0:42:37] Adam: Bold flavors of camp.
[0:42:39 – 0:42:41] Adam: Oh, God, Guy Fieri.
[0:42:41 – 0:42:42] Adam: I didn’t think that was going to come up.
[0:42:42 – 0:42:44] Adam: I’m down with Uncle Buck.
[0:42:45 – 0:42:46] Adam: I’ll put Uncle Buck on the list.
[0:42:46 – 0:42:47] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:42:47 – 0:42:48] Adam: Eric’s a big fan of Guy Fieri.
[0:42:49 – 0:42:51] Adam: He’s going to Flavortown all the time.
[0:42:51 – 0:42:52] Adam: Big fan.
[0:42:52 – 0:42:57] Adam: He’s got a lot of polo shirts with flames on them and frosted tips.
[0:42:57 – 0:43:03] Adam: Yeah, I love… We haven’t had a picture of Eric on the Instagram in a while, but he did frost his tips lately.
[0:43:03 – 0:43:05] Adam: Just like his buddy Guy.
[0:43:05 – 0:43:07] Erik: Yeah, it’s a cry for help, but…
[0:43:12 – 0:43:12] Adam: Oh, man.
[0:43:13 – 0:43:21] Adam: I mean, you know, I literally ate cheese curds covered in chili and beans tonight for dinner, so I can’t really make fun of Guy Fieri.
[0:43:21 – 0:43:29] Erik: Well, the one nice thing about Uncle Buck and the Bajoers is you wouldn’t have to worry about him getting that toast through the door because there’s no doors in the park.
[0:43:30 – 0:43:32] Erik: You should see the toast.
[0:43:32 – 0:43:33] Erik: Can’t even get it through the door.
[0:43:33 – 0:43:36] Adam: I’d love to see somebody flipping a pancake with a snow shovel, though.
[0:43:37 – 0:43:39] Adam: I’m going to put Uncle Buck on the list for sure.
[0:43:40 – 0:43:41] Erik: Jack Aubrey.
[0:43:41 – 0:43:41] Erik: Wow.
[0:43:42 – 0:43:43] Erik: This is from Gobi.
[0:43:43 – 0:43:44] Erik: In my pants.
[0:43:44 – 0:43:47] Erik: Jack Aubrey from Master and Commander.
[0:43:47 – 0:43:48] Erik: Wow.
[0:43:48 – 0:43:55] Erik: Knows his way around a boat, is strong for death march portages, and is good for a story around the campfire.
[0:43:56 – 0:43:58] Erik: Also, an extremely super… Oh, sorry.
[0:43:58 – 0:44:01] Erik: Oh, where did extreme come from?
[0:44:01 – 0:44:04] Erik: I just added that entirely on my own.
[0:44:04 – 0:44:07] Erik: Oh, and he’s a superb navigator.
[0:44:09 – 0:44:14] Erik: Or Winnie the Pooh from that time the 100-acre wood flooded.
[0:44:15 – 0:44:16] Caleb: I don’t remember.
[0:44:17 – 0:44:20] Adam: I don’t understand the Winnie the Pooh reference at all.
[0:44:22 – 0:44:23] Adam: I know who Winnie is, though.
[0:44:23 – 0:44:24] Adam: Probably be fun.
[0:44:25 – 0:44:26] Erik: I wouldn’t want to spend a…
[0:44:26 – 0:44:31] Adam: He’d probably be breaking into the blue barrel more than the regular, you know, bears.
[0:44:32 – 0:44:32] Erik: Probably.
[0:44:33 – 0:44:34] Erik: And then he’d get stuck.
[0:44:35 – 0:44:36] Adam: That would be adorable.
[0:44:36 – 0:44:38] Erik: And then they’d draw a face on his butt.
[0:44:39 – 0:44:42] Erik: Like that time, that other time he got stuck.
[0:44:43 – 0:44:44] Erik: That’s all Winnie the Pooh did.
[0:44:45 – 0:44:48] Erik: He was just getting stuck in tree holes, right?
[0:44:48 – 0:44:50] Erik: That was his comic relief.
[0:44:51 – 0:44:52] Erik: He was an idiot.
[0:44:52 – 0:44:54] Erik: Talk about Samwise making fun of him.
[0:44:55 – 0:44:58] Erik: Winnie the Pooh was, he was a, why did anybody?
[0:44:58 – 0:45:00] Erik: On the not list.
[0:45:01 – 0:45:05] Adam: I’m not going to do this, but Samwise versus Winnie the Pooh.
[0:45:06 – 0:45:10] Erik: Okay, yeah, we’ll start a tournament of players that we would not want.
[0:45:10 – 0:45:10] Erik: Predator?
[0:45:10 – 0:45:12] Erik: Get Predator in that pool.
[0:45:12 – 0:45:15] Erik: These are people I would not want to be in the Bajuwara’s with.
[0:45:16 – 0:45:19] Erik: Anybody from the Winnie the Pooh universe would be a horrible paddling partner.
[0:45:22 – 0:45:22] Erik: Eeyore?
[0:45:24 – 0:45:26] Erik: He’s the worst.
[0:45:26 – 0:45:29] Erik: He is specifically created to be the worst.
[0:45:30 – 0:45:34] Adam: I think there are a lot of Eeyores that you would find in the Boundary Waters, though.
[0:45:34 – 0:45:38] Erik: Yeah, I would say 60% of people are Eeyores already.
[0:45:38 – 0:45:42] Adam: They got the floppy hat on and they’re like, it’s raining.
[0:45:44 – 0:45:44] Adam: Yeah, it’s great.
[0:45:44 – 0:45:46] Adam: Everybody loves a fresh rain.
[0:45:47 – 0:45:48] Adam: Jack Aubrey, though.
[0:45:49 – 0:45:49] Adam: What do you think of that?
[0:45:51 – 0:45:52] Erik: Which guy was that?
[0:45:52 – 0:45:53] Adam: Gotta have the British outfit on.
[0:45:53 – 0:45:56] Erik: Was he the one that was trying to…
[0:45:56 – 0:45:57] Erik: I assume it’s Russell Crowe.
[0:45:57 – 0:46:04] Erik: Was he the captain, or was he the guy from the Audubon Society trying to get all the drawings of animals?
[0:46:04 – 0:46:05] Adam: No, it’s gotta be…
[0:46:05 – 0:46:09] Erik: I would say it’s… Because I would prefer to be with that guy.
[0:46:09 – 0:46:09] Adam: The bird man.
[0:46:10 – 0:46:12] Erik: Yeah, the naturalist.
[0:46:12 – 0:46:12] Adam: Yeah.
[0:46:13 – 0:46:16] Erik: Who I feel like is played by Stephen Merchant, but I know it’s not.
[0:46:17 – 0:46:17] Erik: Yeah, I don’t know.
[0:46:19 – 0:46:20] Erik: Major lint licker.
[0:46:21 – 0:46:22] Erik: Friend of the show.
[0:46:23 – 0:46:25] Erik: You can do anything if you set your mind to it.
[0:46:26 – 0:46:31] Erik: And… That frog’s giving me the runaround.
[0:46:32 – 0:46:32] Adam: Oh, no.
[0:46:33 – 0:46:38] Erik: They’re both prime examples as to why Gregory would make the ideal paddling partner.
[0:46:38 – 0:46:44] Erik: Greg’s boundless energy and merriment are enough to keep even the most swamped grumman afloat.
[0:46:44 – 0:46:46] Erik: And that is a rock fact.
[0:46:47 – 0:46:53] Erik: He may be a thief and a touch ill-mannered, but there wouldn’t be a dreary moment on the entire trip.
[0:46:53 – 0:47:02] Erik: Although it most definitely violates the no-trace policy, we will never get lost while Greg leaves a candy trail.
[0:47:02 – 0:47:02] UNKNOWN: Heh.
[0:47:03 – 0:47:15] Erik: At the end of the day, he’s probably not great at paddling or portaging, but he is nonsensically funny, loves nature, especially Jason Funderburger, and doesn’t have a pessimistic bone in his tiny little body.
[0:47:16 – 0:47:19] Erik: That’s what makes him my ideal paddling partner.
[0:47:19 – 0:47:20] Erik: Ain’t that just the way.
[0:47:21 – 0:47:22] Adam: Ain’t that just the way.
[0:47:22 – 0:47:28] Erik: That’s, I think, so far my go-to on this week’s episode.
[0:47:28 – 0:47:28] Adam: Yeah, for sure.
[0:47:29 – 0:47:29] Adam: Part two, for sure.
[0:47:30 – 0:47:30] Adam: Greg.
[0:47:31 – 0:47:35] Adam: Yeah, I think we’re both on Team Greg over Team Wirt.
[0:47:37 – 0:47:38] Adam: What about Beatrice, though?
[0:47:39 – 0:47:39] Adam: Bluebird.
[0:47:39 – 0:47:43] Adam: You could bring, like, we’ll take Greg if we get the Beatrice, too.
[0:47:44 – 0:47:46] Adam: And we get the fish that’s fishing.
[0:47:46 – 0:47:49] Adam: I want the fishing fish, too.
[0:47:49 – 0:47:52] Adam: But not Wirt or the Beast.
[0:47:54 – 0:47:55] Erik: You don’t want to sit on a canoe with the beast.
[0:47:55 – 0:47:56] Adam: Even the oil lamp at home.
[0:47:58 – 0:47:59] Adam: We’re not bringing that oil lamp.
[0:48:00 – 0:48:01] Adam: No.
[0:48:01 – 0:48:04] Caleb: Greg, you got to stop goofing around with your silly games.
[0:48:04 – 0:48:05] Erik: I’m going to read another one.
[0:48:05 – 0:48:05] Erik: All right.
[0:48:05 – 0:48:08] Erik: Because then there’s two back-to-back that are a little bit longer.
[0:48:08 – 0:48:08] Erik: This is from Barb’s.
[0:48:09 – 0:48:09] Erik: Bannock.
[0:48:10 – 0:48:10] Adam: Great friend of the show.
[0:48:10 – 0:48:11] Adam: Welcome back.
[0:48:11 – 0:48:13] Erik: These answers are all so good.
[0:48:13 – 0:48:13] Erik: Yeah, they are.
[0:48:13 – 0:48:21] Erik: They’ve caused us to examine and think about the question deeper.
[0:48:22 – 0:48:26] Erik: But Barb Spanik would choose Geralt of Rivia.
[0:48:27 – 0:48:28] Erik: Rivia?
[0:48:30 – 0:48:37] Erik: Since The Hobbits and Ents and Jeremiah Johnson and George Costanza and Lebowski and all of my other favorites are taken.
[0:48:38 – 0:48:48] Erik: Geralt is unflappable in the face of adversity and seems to be able to portage a lot and has a warm penchant for mentoring badass young women without any coddling.
[0:48:49 – 0:48:54] Erik: I assure you all it has nothing to do with his strapping good looks.
[0:48:54 – 0:48:55] Erik: Is this like a Witcher thing?
[0:48:55 – 0:48:56] Erik: Yeah, that’s the guy from The Witcher.
[0:48:56 – 0:48:57] Adam: I haven’t seen The Witcher yet either.
[0:48:59 – 0:48:59] Erik: I have not seen it.
[0:48:59 – 0:49:00] Erik: I have played the…
[0:49:00 – 0:49:01] Adam: I know about Geralt, though.
[0:49:03 – 0:49:04] Adam: I’ve played the game.
[0:49:06 – 0:49:06] Adam: He’s a good mentor.
[0:49:07 – 0:49:07] Erik: Mm-hmm.
[0:49:09 – 0:49:23] Adam: good answer he’s a hunk all righty next up on the show with you need another uh big charlie
[0:49:23 – 0:49:25] Adam: Yeah, I got two long ones coming up.
[0:49:25 – 0:49:27] Adam: I’ll go back-to-back on the long ones.
[0:49:27 – 0:49:28] Adam: I’m like sipped.
[0:49:28 – 0:49:31] Adam: I’m just about sipped out of this Big Charlie.
[0:49:31 – 0:49:32] Erik: You work on the back-to-backs.
[0:49:32 – 0:49:34] Erik: I’ll work on your Big Charlie.
[0:49:34 – 0:49:37] Erik: I’ll be on the backwater jigging for crappie.
[0:49:37 – 0:49:38] Adam: Oh, yeah.
[0:49:39 – 0:49:40] Adam: I’m going over there.
[0:49:40 – 0:49:43] Adam: And after we get our limit on crappie, I’m going down to Rusty’s.
[0:49:44 – 0:49:46] Adam: Backwater Saloon, Eric.
[0:49:46 – 0:49:46] Adam: You ever been to Rusty’s?
[0:49:46 – 0:49:50] Adam: I’m sure I’ve been to a place like it.
[0:49:50 – 0:49:50] Adam: Okay.
[0:49:52 – 0:49:56] Adam: A little bit back in the day, they had like a wild bear in a pen.
[0:49:58 – 0:49:58] Erik: Russian style?
[0:49:59 – 0:50:00] Adam: Pretty much, yeah.
[0:50:01 – 0:50:02] Adam: Kind of ridiculous.
[0:50:03 – 0:50:03] Adam: All right.
[0:50:03 – 0:50:12] Adam: Next up on the show, great friend of the show, Pequod Seapod, six box of wine, keeping in theme with my username Pequod.
[0:50:13 – 0:50:16] Adam: I’m going with Queequeg from Moby Dick.
[0:50:16 – 0:50:17] Adam: All right.
[0:50:18 – 0:50:22] Adam: At just the basics, he’s an excellent paddler and strong portager.
[0:50:22 – 0:50:25] Adam: Also knows how to hook the big fish, too.
[0:50:25 – 0:50:28] Adam: Very friendly, but doesn’t talk too much, either.
[0:50:29 – 0:50:33] Adam: Very spiritual, but in a chill, non-evangelical way.
[0:50:33 – 0:50:36] Adam: Has a great sense of humor and good stories.
[0:50:36 – 0:50:37] Adam: Excellent at cuddling.
[0:50:39 – 0:50:39] Erik: Wow.
[0:50:39 – 0:50:41] Adam: Knows how to make a fire.
[0:50:42 – 0:50:44] Adam: Will lend you his canoe if you really need it.
[0:50:45 – 0:50:47] Adam: Experienced in open water rescues.
[0:50:48 – 0:51:13] Adam: independently wealthy probably willing to splurge on some cool gear the only downside is that he might eat you though that risk is ultimately unsubstantiated good point i’m gonna give an extra vote allegedly seven boxes of wine for that wonderful answer i’m gonna make sure i get the spelling around this but we’re adding that onto the list queequeg
[0:51:19 – 0:51:21] Adam: Thank you for the excellent response.
[0:51:21 – 0:51:24] Adam: Eric is stoking the fire here at Studio K2.
[0:51:25 – 0:51:28] Adam: You’re listening to Tumble Home After Dark.
[0:51:29 – 0:51:31] Adam: Oh, no.
[0:51:31 – 0:51:32] Adam: My name is Adam.
[0:51:32 – 0:51:40] Adam: I’m joined here in Studio K2 looking at this dark and frozen big lake is my good friend Eric.
[0:51:40 – 0:51:40] Adam: Hello, Eric.
[0:51:41 – 0:51:41] Adam: Welcome back.
[0:51:42 – 0:51:43] Erik: Although it is frozen.
[0:51:43 – 0:51:44] Erik: He didn’t really leave.
[0:51:44 – 0:51:45] Adam: He was just stoking the fire.
[0:51:46 – 0:51:47] Adam: It’s quite frozen.
[0:51:47 – 0:51:55] Adam: A lot of weird iceberg-looking formations on the stony beach.
[0:51:55 – 0:51:58] Erik: Yeah, it’s a wild scene on the shore this time of year.
[0:51:59 – 0:52:05] Adam: Next up on the show, thank you for being here, gopher underscore adventure.
[0:52:05 – 0:52:06] Adam: First time?
[0:52:06 – 0:52:08] Adam: Five box of wine.
[0:52:08 – 0:52:12] Adam: Thank you for joining us here on this proud independent podcast.
[0:52:13 – 0:52:16] Adam: Brought to you by listeners like you.
[0:52:16 – 0:52:18] Adam: I’ve been watching a lot of Frontline on YouTube.
[0:52:18 – 0:52:18] Adam: PBS.
[0:52:18 – 0:52:19] Adam: Yeah, I’ve been watching.
[0:52:20 – 0:52:23] Adam: I turned on just the News Hour with Jim Lehrer.
[0:52:24 – 0:52:25] Adam: Turns out Jim Lehrer died.
[0:52:25 – 0:52:27] Adam: Oh, no.
[0:52:27 – 0:52:30] Adam: He’s up in heaven with John Madden and Gary Paulson.
[0:52:30 – 0:52:34] Caleb: That sounds like a hell of a game of…
[0:52:35 – 0:52:35] Erik: I don’t know.
[0:52:35 – 0:52:37] Erik: What’s a good three-person game?
[0:52:38 – 0:52:40] Erik: Cutthroat on the pool table.
[0:52:41 – 0:52:42] Adam: Yeah.
[0:52:43 – 0:52:44] Adam: Yeah, what’s the best three-person game?
[0:52:45 – 0:52:46] Adam: Just in any form.
[0:52:46 – 0:52:46] Adam: Yahtzee?
[0:52:46 – 0:52:48] Adam: Yeah, Yahtzee’s good.
[0:52:48 – 0:52:49] Erik: Yahtzee’s pretty universal.
[0:52:49 – 0:52:51] Erik: Get some Yahtzee on the table there.
[0:52:51 – 0:52:53] Erik: I’m getting slaughtered lately by the wife.
[0:52:53 – 0:52:55] Erik: She’s been rolling multiple Yahtzees on me.
[0:52:56 – 0:53:01] Erik: After you get a couple of Yahtzees rolled on you, it doesn’t really even make any sense to keep going.
[0:53:01 – 0:53:03] Erik: I usually just end up throwing the dice through the window.
[0:53:03 – 0:53:04] Erik: No.
[0:53:06 – 0:53:07] Adam: Something’s fishy here.
[0:53:08 – 0:53:09] Adam: All right.
[0:53:09 – 0:53:11] Adam: Gopher underscore adventure.
[0:53:12 – 0:53:13] Adam: Welcome to the show.
[0:53:13 – 0:53:14] Adam: Long time listener.
[0:53:14 – 0:53:15] Adam: First time caller here.
[0:53:15 – 0:53:16] Adam: All right.
[0:53:16 – 0:53:16] Adam: Nailed it.
[0:53:17 – 0:53:17] Adam: Did.
[0:53:17 – 0:53:26] Adam: My ideal paddling partner would have to be tough because I can be a little bit of a workhorse who loves to get deep into the boundary waters and off the beaten path.
[0:53:28 – 0:53:38] Adam: I think my paddling partner would have to be a person that’s willing to dig deep, put in the work, and enjoy the view from our remote campsites with a slug of whiskey and a stogie.
[0:53:39 – 0:53:43] Adam: Who encompasses that drive and badassery better than anyone?
[0:53:44 – 0:53:48] Adam: None other than Heather Gummer, played by Reba McEntire.
[0:53:49 – 0:53:55] Adam: Yes, she’s the chick blowing up underground trench-digging monsters with an elephant gun in Tremors.
[0:53:55 – 0:53:56] Adam: There we go.
[0:53:56 – 0:53:56] Erik: Yeah.
[0:53:58 – 0:54:01] Adam: I was wondering where this was going, and it’s Reba from Tremors.
[0:54:02 – 0:54:02] Erik: Hmm.
[0:54:03 – 0:54:06] Adam: Can you imagine having her as your paddling partner?
[0:54:07 – 0:54:10] Adam: That chick could take you on such an epic trip.
[0:54:10 – 0:54:12] Adam: They’d probably rename a lake after you.
[0:54:13 – 0:54:14] Adam: She can portage the ammunition.
[0:54:14 – 0:54:16] Adam: I’ll portage the booze.
[0:54:16 – 0:54:19] Adam: Side note, too bad there’s no camping paddling in Shremers.
[0:54:19 – 0:54:23] Adam: Otherwise, I’d recommend it for Tumble Home Cinema Classics.
[0:54:23 – 0:54:25] Adam: Later, baby.
[0:54:25 – 0:54:26] Adam: Later’s baby.
[0:54:27 – 0:54:28] Adam: Go for adventures out.
[0:54:29 – 0:54:32] Adam: Not many people, not enough people are ending their comments like that.
[0:54:32 – 0:54:32] Adam: Yeah.
[0:54:33 – 0:54:36] Caleb: We need commenters to be signing on.
[0:54:36 – 0:54:38] Adam: Some self-gloss.
[0:54:38 – 0:54:38] Adam: Love it.
[0:54:39 – 0:54:40] Adam: I’m all here for it.
[0:54:40 – 0:54:43] Adam: Tremors could still be on Tom Holmes Cinema Classics.
[0:54:43 – 0:54:46] Erik: Considering some of the movies we’ve watched, I don’t think there’s any reason to…
[0:54:46 – 0:54:49] Adam: It’s got Kevin Bacon, so I mean, really, that’s all you need.
[0:54:49 – 0:54:53] Erik: If Bacon’s in it, it’s up for grabs at the very least.
[0:54:53 – 0:55:01] Adam: If you had told me at the beginning of this episode that somebody from Tremors was going to get in and it wasn’t the Tremors or Kevin Bacon, I wouldn’t have believed you, Eric.
[0:55:01 – 0:55:02] Adam: But Reba…
[0:55:03 – 0:55:23] Adam: holy moly yeah i forgot that reba is part of that like gun nut uh family they’re the only ones that kind of hold their ground for a little bit does she get eaten by the don’t want to give away any spoilers for anybody who hasn’t seen uh tremors in the last 28 years everybody get eaten by the tremor everybody gets eaten
[0:55:23 – 0:55:25] Adam: Dude, I think Kevin Bacon escapes.
[0:55:25 – 0:55:25] Erik: Oh, yeah.
[0:55:25 – 0:55:29] Erik: He and I think one other dude survived for the sequel.
[0:55:29 – 0:55:29] Adam: Yeah.
[0:55:31 – 0:55:32] Adam: They eat the whole station wagon.
[0:55:33 – 0:55:36] Adam: I remember seeing that as a kid, and it messed me up for a little bit.
[0:55:37 – 0:55:40] Adam: Still kind of scared of station wagons to this day.
[0:55:42 – 0:55:42] Adam: Moving on.
[0:55:42 – 0:55:44] Adam: Scared of station wagons.
[0:55:44 – 0:55:45] Adam: Moving on.
[0:55:45 – 0:55:46] Adam: We already got our episode title, Eric.
[0:55:47 – 0:55:48] Adam: It’s not Scared of Station Wagons?
[0:55:48 – 0:55:50] Adam: No, it’s Jean Rambou.
[0:55:51 – 0:55:53] Erik: Yeah, that is going to be tough.
[0:55:53 – 0:55:54] Erik: That’s going to be tough to beat.
[0:55:54 – 0:55:56] Adam: No, it’s No Chislers Allowed, actually.
[0:55:56 – 0:56:01] Erik: Yeah, it’s No Chislers Allowed, Jean Rambou, or Bobby Ounces.
[0:56:02 – 0:56:02] Erik: Yeah.
[0:56:03 – 0:56:03] Erik: Phasmata.
[0:56:05 – 0:56:07] Erik: He’s a .08, Bobby.
[0:56:07 – 0:56:08] Erik: Never heard of him.
[0:56:08 – 0:56:20] Erik: There are a lot of fictional characters I’d like to meet and interact with, but I tried to focus on who I’d specifically enjoy sharing a canoe trip with and who would also appreciate the canoe trip for themselves.
[0:56:22 – 0:56:25] Erik: Uncle Iroh of Avatar, The Last Airbender.
[0:56:26 – 0:56:27] Adam: Time for a tea ceremony.
[0:56:29 – 0:56:30] Erik: Ron Swanson, Parks and Rec.
[0:56:30 – 0:56:32] Erik: I feel like that’s another vote for him.
[0:56:32 – 0:56:33] Adam: Three for Ron.
[0:56:33 – 0:56:35] Adam: He’s definitely on the permit.
[0:56:35 – 0:56:39] Erik: First vote for Phoebe Buffay of Friends.
[0:56:39 – 0:56:40] Adam: No.
[0:56:40 – 0:56:40] Adam: What?
[0:56:40 – 0:56:41] Adam: No.
[0:56:43 – 0:56:44] Adam: I did not think that was going to happen.
[0:56:44 – 0:56:51] Erik: I know Phoebe is a bit of an unconventional one, but she seems like she’d be fun as heck and would enjoy every minute out there.
[0:56:51 – 0:56:53] Adam: All right, I’m putting her back on the right side.
[0:56:53 – 0:56:53] Erik: Okay.
[0:56:54 – 0:56:55] Caleb: Phoebe.
[0:56:55 – 0:56:57] Caleb: I don’t think we need to qualify that.
[0:56:58 – 0:56:59] Adam: You have the last name?
[0:56:59 – 0:57:00] Adam: Uncle Iroh.
[0:57:00 – 0:57:01] Adam: Yeah, what’s Phoebe’s last name?
[0:57:01 – 0:57:02] Erik: Buffet.
[0:57:02 – 0:57:03] Adam: It is Buffet.
[0:57:06 – 0:57:29] Erik: sort of french sounding that could work acid diarrhea 612 friend of the show i definitely say hank hill he could smoke some of his secret fish bait and grill steaks to medium rare over propane so we can taste the meat not the heat damn it bobby oh wow yeah he has to bring the bobby and that’s
[0:57:30 – 0:57:34] Erik: He’d be the best one to have out there during a fire ban.
[0:57:35 – 0:57:35] Erik: Yeah.
[0:57:35 – 0:57:37] Erik: If you had to only cook on propane.
[0:57:37 – 0:57:37] Erik: There you go.
[0:57:37 – 0:57:38] Erik: Get that green Coleman.
[0:57:39 – 0:57:39] Caleb: Yep.
[0:57:41 – 0:57:44] Adam: I was thinking about tailgating at the hospital this week.
[0:57:44 – 0:57:47] Adam: Maybe bringing down the Coleman stove.
[0:57:47 – 0:57:48] Erik: Baby tailgating?
[0:57:48 – 0:57:48] Adam: Yeah.
[0:57:49 – 0:57:49] Adam: Start it up.
[0:57:49 – 0:57:51] Adam: Park on the top floor of the parking garage.
[0:57:51 – 0:57:52] Erik: Hell yeah.
[0:57:52 – 0:57:53] Adam: Well, I was told they don’t really…
[0:57:54 – 0:57:54] Adam: I don’t know.
[0:57:54 – 0:57:55] Adam: I want to make sure I’m eating plenty.
[0:57:55 – 0:57:57] Adam: You got to keep your power up.
[0:57:58 – 0:58:03] Adam: I figure I may bring the grill, grill some steaks in the parking garage.
[0:58:04 – 0:58:04] Adam: I’ll tell you what.
[0:58:04 – 0:58:09] Adam: I’ve been in that parking garage a lot this year, and there’s no signs in there that says no grilling.
[0:58:09 – 0:58:10] Adam: Can you just go to the top?
[0:58:10 – 0:58:11] Adam: Yeah, that’s what I’m thinking.
[0:58:11 – 0:58:13] Adam: I’ll just go to the top floor, to be polite.
[0:58:13 – 0:58:15] Adam: I mean, you could go on the second floor.
[0:58:16 – 0:58:17] Erik: Go to the top floor.
[0:58:17 – 0:58:18] Adam: Just make sure you’re not on the helipad.
[0:58:19 – 0:58:20] Adam: Fire up the old Weber.
[0:58:22 – 0:58:25] Adam: Throw down a nice ribeye.
[0:58:25 – 0:58:29] Caleb: Next up on the show, paddle underscore…
[0:58:29 – 0:58:29] Adam: I’m sorry.
[0:58:30 – 0:58:32] Adam: I got a three, two, one.
[0:58:34 – 0:58:38] Adam: You know, so you fire up the grill and a couple of ribeyes, Eric, you know?
[0:58:39 – 0:58:39] Erik: Yeah.
[0:58:39 – 0:58:43] Adam: Next up on the show, pedal underscore paddle underscore fun.
[0:58:45 – 0:58:46] Adam: Two boxes of wine.
[0:58:46 – 0:58:48] Adam: What kind of show is this?
[0:58:48 – 0:58:51] Erik: Getting down there deep, deep in the shag.
[0:58:51 – 0:58:53] Adam: The Incredible Heart.
[0:58:53 – 0:58:54] Adam: Jesus.
[0:58:55 – 0:58:56] Adam: The Incredible Hulk.
[0:58:56 – 0:58:58] Erik: Should we start over entirely?
[0:58:58 – 0:58:59] Erik: Start from minute zero?
[0:59:00 – 0:59:01] Adam: Just delete this episode.
[0:59:01 – 0:59:03] Adam: We’re 59 minutes in.
[0:59:03 – 0:59:03] Adam: We can do better.
[0:59:06 – 0:59:08] Erik: Three, two, one.
[0:59:09 – 0:59:09] Adam: Action.
[0:59:09 – 0:59:18] Adam: The Incredible Hulk, Jeremiah Johnson, Ron Swanson, Samwise Gamgee, and Buddy the Elf would make an excellent group.
[0:59:19 – 0:59:26] Adam: Possibly add Speedy Gonzalez in a tiny solo canoe for help securing the campsites on crowded lakes.
[0:59:26 – 0:59:27] Erik: Ooh, nice.
[0:59:27 – 0:59:27] Erik: Yes.
[0:59:27 – 0:59:31] Adam: He’d be a much better paddler than Roadrunner and would eat very little.
[0:59:31 – 0:59:32] Erik: Meep.
[0:59:32 – 0:59:33] Adam: Meep.
[0:59:33 – 0:59:33] Adam: Meep.
[0:59:34 – 0:59:37] Adam: He’d have a very tiny steak for Speedy.
[0:59:37 – 0:59:39] Erik: I wouldn’t trust Hulk on the trip ever.
[0:59:39 – 0:59:46] Adam: I’d stick with Buddy and Hulk in one boat, Ron and Jeremiah in another, and Sam and I would bring up the rear.
[0:59:46 – 0:59:46] Adam: There we go.
[0:59:47 – 0:59:49] Adam: That’s a nice group of nine right there.
[0:59:49 – 0:59:51] Adam: A group of seven, I believe, actually.
[0:59:51 – 0:59:52] Adam: I can’t count.
[0:59:52 – 0:59:53] Erik: Dogs don’t count.
[0:59:53 – 0:59:55] Erik: I can’t imagine that mice would count then either.
[0:59:55 – 0:59:57] Adam: Speedy Gonzales says he has his own solo canoe, though.
[0:59:57 – 0:59:58] Adam: That’s what counts.
[0:59:58 – 0:59:59] Erik: Okay, well, the canoe counts.
[0:59:59 – 1:00:00] Adam: You’ve got to count the tiny canoe.
[1:00:00 – 1:00:01] Adam: Yeah.
[1:00:01 – 1:00:04] Erik: So you’re at four canoes, but you’re not at your max number.
[1:00:05 – 1:00:06] Adam: There we go.
[1:00:06 – 1:00:07] Adam: I like that group.
[1:00:07 – 1:00:07] Adam: That’s a fun group.
[1:00:08 – 1:00:10] Adam: Incredible Hulk.
[1:00:10 – 1:00:11] Adam: Just stay calm.
[1:00:11 – 1:00:13] Erik: Do you have to piss him off before portages?
[1:00:14 – 1:00:14] Erik: No.
[1:00:15 – 1:00:16] Adam: He can portage just fine.
[1:00:17 – 1:00:17] Erik: As what?
[1:00:17 – 1:00:18] Erik: Bruce Banner?
[1:00:18 – 1:00:19] Erik: Just as a general guy?
[1:00:20 – 1:00:22] Adam: We’re having a really nice time out here.
[1:00:22 – 1:00:23] Adam: Thanks for inviting me.
[1:00:23 – 1:00:24] Erik: What would you say?
[1:00:25 – 1:00:26] Erik: Just flick the back of his ear?
[1:00:27 – 1:00:28] Adam: Buddy the Elf, though.
[1:00:28 – 1:00:29] Adam: Buddy the Elf is pretty powerful.
[1:00:30 – 1:00:32] Erik: He would be very positive, but he would provide no…
[1:00:33 – 1:00:34] Erik: He would only…
[1:00:34 – 1:00:36] Erik: He’d foul things up so fast.
[1:00:36 – 1:00:36] Adam: For sure.
[1:00:37 – 1:00:39] Erik: How much sugar would you need to bring for that guy?
[1:00:39 – 1:00:42] Adam: Full jugs of maple syrup.
[1:00:42 – 1:00:45] Adam: You’d have to have an entire blue barrel just filled with syrup and candy canes.
[1:00:46 – 1:00:46] Adam: Yeah.
[1:00:46 – 1:00:47] Adam: And gumdrops.
[1:00:47 – 1:00:48] Erik: No, he wouldn’t be able to survive.
[1:00:50 – 1:00:51] Adam: And candy corns.
[1:00:51 – 1:00:52] Erik: Yeah.
[1:00:52 – 1:00:55] Erik: If you didn’t go with anything, you’d end up with like a horrible… A lot of pancakes.
[1:00:55 – 1:01:02] Erik: Three days in, Buddy’s all gray with ketoacidosis because his blood sugar’s dropped so horribly low.
[1:01:02 – 1:01:05] Adam: We have a removed reply to this for some reason.
[1:01:05 – 1:01:07] Adam: Somebody flagged this comment about Buddy the Elf.
[1:01:08 – 1:01:12] Adam: Oh, it’s that Buddy the Elf’s Nalgene would be full of maple syrup.
[1:01:12 – 1:01:16] Adam: I don’t know what kind of sick monster out there flagged this comment for removal.
[1:01:16 – 1:01:18] Erik: I’m doing a lot of weird flagging of things.
[1:01:18 – 1:01:19] Adam: I didn’t do it.
[1:01:19 – 1:01:20] Adam: It wasn’t me.
[1:01:20 – 1:01:21] Erik: It wasn’t me.
[1:01:21 – 1:01:22] Adam: It wasn’t me.
[1:01:22 – 1:01:25] Erik: It wasn’t me in the immortal words of Shaggy.
[1:01:26 – 1:01:27] Erik: It wasn’t me.
[1:01:27 – 1:01:29] Adam: It wasn’t me.
[1:01:29 – 1:01:31] Adam: I’ve been up on the brown volcano.
[1:01:32 – 1:01:32] Adam: It wasn’t me.
[1:01:33 – 1:01:34] Adam: How many more do we have?
[1:01:35 – 1:01:36] Caleb: Just a couple.
[1:01:38 – 1:01:40] Erik: We have to take a light break.
[1:01:42 – 1:01:48] Adam: Dumb Home, a Boundary Waters podcast, is sponsored by Rusty’s Backwater Saloon.
[1:01:50 – 1:01:53] Adam: Rated 4.6 out of 5 stars on the internet.
[1:01:55 – 1:01:57] Adam: especially by Jerry L. Five stars.
[1:01:58 – 1:01:59] Adam: Go for the burgers and bloodies.
[1:02:00 – 1:02:02] Adam: Don’t mind all the clutter by the fireplace.
[1:02:03 – 1:02:04] Adam: Fish fries are pretty good as well.
[1:02:08 – 1:02:18] Adam: Thanks once again to our fine beer sponsors of the week, Josh and Kalen, for these delicious Big Charlie Point specials.
[1:02:19 – 1:02:22] Adam: They take me back, trip down the memory river.
[1:02:23 – 1:02:25] Adam: That is the, oh my God, the Wisconsin River.
[1:02:28 – 1:02:32] Erik: That’s the hardest working river in the northern American continent, Eric.
[1:02:33 – 1:02:34] Adam: Yeah, I believe it.
[1:02:34 – 1:02:38] Adam: They got more hydroelectrics and power dams and all that.
[1:02:40 – 1:02:41] Adam: Whatever kind of dams do you think they got?
[1:02:42 – 1:02:43] Adam: I’d say five or six at least.
[1:02:45 – 1:02:52] Adam: All right, we’re making our way through your ideal paddling partners, fictional or not.
[1:02:53 – 1:02:54] Adam: Square jaw 77.
[1:02:54 – 1:02:59] Adam: I want somebody to just be like a friend.
[1:02:59 – 1:02:59] Erik: Dodd.
[1:03:00 – 1:03:00] Erik: My friend.
[1:03:01 – 1:03:02] Erik: Dodd, are you still out there?
[1:03:03 – 1:03:14] Erik: Well this one’s sort of close For paddling partner I would probably go with Nicolas Cage Yeah that’s close That’s just what I was thinking
[1:03:14 – 1:03:18] Erik: Mainly for the reason that you just don’t know what kind of hijinks will happen.
[1:03:18 – 1:03:20] Erik: What role will he play?
[1:03:21 – 1:03:22] Erik: Will it even be a speaking role?
[1:03:23 – 1:03:23] Erik: Who knows?
[1:03:23 – 1:03:25] Erik: You want to do the Cage rankers?
[1:03:25 – 1:03:30] Erik: All you know for sure is that he will have some sort of facial hair and will likely take his shirt off.
[1:03:30 – 1:03:38] Erik: The harder question is, would I want Nicolas Cage from National Treasure, Con Air, or Willy’s Wonderland?
[1:03:39 – 1:03:41] Adam: I’m thinking like Nick Cage from Adaptation.
[1:03:41 – 1:03:42] Adam: You get two for one.
[1:03:43 – 1:03:44] Erik: Nick Cage from Mandy.
[1:03:45 – 1:03:46] Adam: Yeah, the Mandy Cage.
[1:03:46 – 1:03:47] Adam: Mandy Cage.
[1:03:47 – 1:03:49] Adam: Chainsaw fighting.
[1:03:49 – 1:03:50] Adam: Yeah.
[1:03:50 – 1:03:51] Adam: Eating glass shards.
[1:03:51 – 1:03:57] Erik: Yeah, you wouldn’t have to worry about any kind of deliverance scenario with Mandy Cage.
[1:03:58 – 1:04:00] Adam: I think you can trust Nick Cage and Mandy.
[1:04:00 – 1:04:02] Adam: Well, yeah, if he trusts you.
[1:04:02 – 1:04:03] Adam: You can sit in the back seat and that’s fine.
[1:04:03 – 1:04:23] Erik: for a portaging partner i would choose sonic the hedgehog wow not only would we get the portage done quickly but i would have a ton of coins to boot the constant ding ding ding ding ding ding might disturb the wildlife but going over a height of land would be as easy as up up down down left right left right b a start
[1:04:25 – 1:04:31] Erik: Gotta find like a chiptune Sonic the Hedgehog theme maybe for the end of the show.
[1:04:32 – 1:04:33] Adam: That was a catchy jam.
[1:04:33 – 1:04:34] Adam: Yeah?
[1:04:34 – 1:04:34] Adam: You’ve been jammed.
[1:04:36 – 1:04:39] Adam: I’m putting jam, I’m putting Jeremy Jam on the left column here.
[1:04:40 – 1:04:41] Erik: Jeremy Jam.
[1:04:41 – 1:04:42] Erik: Nobody even mentioned him.
[1:04:43 – 1:04:44] Adam: Somebody said Jam with two M’s, though.
[1:04:44 – 1:04:46] Erik: I was like, oh, I’ll search Sonic the Hedgehog chiptune.
[1:04:47 – 1:04:49] Adam: Isn’t it already in chiptune, though?
[1:04:49 – 1:04:50] Adam: It is already chipped.
[1:04:50 – 1:04:51] Adam: Yeah, it’s pre-chipped.
[1:04:51 – 1:04:51] Adam: Pre-chipped?
[1:04:52 – 1:04:54] Adam: It can’t be chipped again.
[1:04:54 – 1:04:54] Adam: You just got chipped.
[1:04:55 – 1:04:55] Adam: You’ve been chipped.
[1:04:56 – 1:04:58] Adam: Next up on the show, the Great Dingus.
[1:04:58 – 1:05:00] Adam: The Great Dingus.
[1:05:01 – 1:05:02] Adam: Two boxes of wine.
[1:05:03 – 1:05:27] Adam: welcome joe para the fictional version or the actor i want him in my canoe and i want more of him in my life this is tumble home after dark oh my he’s beyond uplifting and positive so he’d know how to cheer me up if times got tough he appreciates the little things like a second fridge or using a blade of grass to whistle
[1:05:27 – 1:05:34] Adam: And he’s a historical and geological enthusiast of the UP, which probably translates to some Minnesota knowledge as well.
[1:05:36 – 1:05:38] Adam: He can skillet fry perch and lake trout.
[1:05:39 – 1:05:40] Adam: He’s handy enough to build a chair.
[1:05:41 – 1:05:43] Adam: And he clearly loves the outdoors and nature.
[1:05:44 – 1:05:50] Adam: Seriously, though, if you love the pod or the cast, you’ll love Joe Pera Talks With You.
[1:05:50 – 1:05:51] Adam: Watch a few clips on YouTube.
[1:05:52 – 1:05:53] Adam: He radiates Northwood’s energy.
[1:05:53 – 1:06:00] Adam: So this is a real critter person, I guess, with a nice YouTube channel.
[1:06:01 – 1:06:04] Adam: He’s famous.
[1:06:04 – 1:06:05] Adam: I can go two here.
[1:06:05 – 1:06:06] Adam: The next one’s pretty short.
[1:06:07 – 1:06:10] Adam: Then I’ll scroll up and pass the laptop for you.
[1:06:11 – 1:06:12] Adam: Joe Pera.
[1:06:12 – 1:06:12] Adam: Never heard of him.
[1:06:13 – 1:06:14] Adam: Going to be honest.
[1:06:14 – 1:06:20] Adam: Better to be honest than to try and BS.
[1:06:21 – 1:06:23] Erik: Better to be honest than to not be.
[1:06:23 – 1:06:24] Adam: Yeah, no, always be honest.
[1:06:25 – 1:06:29] Adam: If anybody listening to the podcast hasn’t learned that lesson in life, it’s best to be honest.
[1:06:29 – 1:06:31] Adam: I’m not going to try and blow smoke here.
[1:06:31 – 1:06:32] Adam: I don’t know who Joe Pera is, but…
[1:06:33 – 1:06:36] Adam: Sounds like it’d be worth to go check out the YouTube channel.
[1:06:36 – 1:06:37] Adam: I’m interested for sure.
[1:06:38 – 1:06:39] Adam: So thank you for the mention.
[1:06:39 – 1:06:40] Adam: Great dingus.
[1:06:41 – 1:06:44] Adam: Next up on the show, Dorbuff, friend of the show.
[1:06:45 – 1:06:46] Adam: Two boxes of wine.
[1:06:47 – 1:06:49] Adam: Indiana Jones, he’s good on whitewater.
[1:06:50 – 1:06:57] Adam: Option two, John Gustafson Sr., the man can eat some bacon like a proper pork eater canoe man.
[1:06:58 – 1:06:58] Adam: All right.
[1:06:59 – 1:07:03] Adam: Oh, I’m in with anybody that can be a proper pork eater canoe man.
[1:07:03 – 1:07:06] Erik: I don’t know how I feel about Indiana Jones, though.
[1:07:07 – 1:07:14] Erik: Maybe it’s just the association I have with Harrison Ford not being a super fun guy.
[1:07:16 – 1:07:17] Adam: Is he just a downer?
[1:07:17 – 1:07:18] Erik: Yeah, I don’t know.
[1:07:18 – 1:07:22] Erik: I didn’t really get a good rap in terms of personal life, getting along with.
[1:07:22 – 1:07:24] Erik: It’s kind of a bit of a curmudgeon.
[1:07:25 – 1:07:26] Adam: I don’t know.
[1:07:26 – 1:07:28] Adam: He’s in the Indiana Jones role.
[1:07:28 – 1:07:30] Erik: But it is the fictional character.
[1:07:30 – 1:07:32] Adam: Yeah, you know, that’s a pretty wild…
[1:07:32 – 1:07:34] Adam: I’m sure it’s going to be an adventure.
[1:07:34 – 1:07:35] Erik: But he’s also seemingly…
[1:07:36 – 1:07:37] Adam: Probably going to end up in a cave at some point.
[1:07:37 – 1:07:49] Erik: Indiana Jones, he always seems kind of mildly ill-equipped for so many situations that he just gets out of with, I don’t know, general luck and or taking advantage of just the fact that he has a gun…
[1:07:54 – 1:07:59] Erik: He always seems like he’s fighting people that don’t necessarily seem like they’re matching up to him toe-to-toe.
[1:08:01 – 1:08:07] Adam: Yeah, and he’s stealing their artifacts, so that’s not cool either, but leave no trace.
[1:08:07 – 1:08:11] Adam: He’s not really leave no trace, but we could teach him the ways.
[1:08:12 – 1:08:14] Adam: It’s the adventurer spirit that you want.
[1:08:15 – 1:08:17] Erik: You sure he’s not too set in his ways?
[1:08:17 – 1:08:18] Adam: Maybe he is.
[1:08:21 – 1:08:21] Adam: Daring do.
[1:08:22 – 1:08:23] Adam: Tales of daring do.
[1:08:24 – 1:08:25] Caleb: Nobody said the duck tales yet?
[1:08:26 – 1:08:26] Caleb: Come on.
[1:08:26 – 1:08:31] Adam: I mean, Indiana Jones is like a human duck tale, really.
[1:08:33 – 1:08:34] Adam: Hijinks, daring do.
[1:08:36 – 1:08:37] Adam: Maybe a little bit of luck.
[1:08:38 – 1:08:40] Adam: Nobody said Tim the Tool Man either.
[1:08:40 – 1:08:41] Adam: What’s going on around here?
[1:08:43 – 1:08:47] Erik: Yeah, I don’t know if I would love to spend more than maybe an overnight trip.
[1:08:47 – 1:08:50] Adam: If you watch the episodes where he tries the cam, it didn’t go well.
[1:08:51 – 1:08:52] Adam: He ends up in an RV.
[1:08:52 – 1:08:53] Adam: Yeah.
[1:08:53 – 1:08:53] Adam: That one’s out.
[1:08:54 – 1:08:55] Adam: I guess they know what they’re talking about.
[1:08:55 – 1:08:57] Erik: I’m in too deep.
[1:08:58 – 1:09:00] Erik: I’m in too deep.
[1:09:04 – 1:09:07] Erik: It would be fun to bring the Swedish bikini team.
[1:09:09 – 1:09:11] Erik: I believe that is a reference to Dumb and Dumber.
[1:09:11 – 1:09:12] Erik: The end.
[1:09:12 – 1:09:13] Erik: The end.
[1:09:13 – 1:09:14] Erik: Good night.
[1:09:16 – 1:09:17] Adam: Of the soup du jour.
[1:09:17 – 1:09:18] Adam: What’s that?
[1:09:18 – 1:09:19] Adam: It’s the soup of the day.
[1:09:21 – 1:09:22] Adam: That sounds good.
[1:09:22 – 1:09:23] Adam: I’ll have that.
[1:09:28 – 1:09:28] Erik: Okay.
[1:09:29 – 1:09:29] Erik: There we go.
[1:09:30 – 1:09:30] Erik: That’s it?
[1:09:30 – 1:09:31] Erik: That’s it.
[1:09:31 – 1:09:32] Erik: That’s the last one.
[1:09:33 – 1:09:33] Adam: We did it.
[1:09:34 – 1:09:34] Adam: All right.
[1:09:34 – 1:09:34] Adam: We did it.
[1:09:34 – 1:09:35] Adam: Perfectly.
[1:09:36 – 1:09:37] Adam: So who’s on the permits?
[1:09:38 – 1:09:40] Erik: Oh, are we filling out a full nine-person permit?
[1:09:40 – 1:09:45] Adam: Yeah, we’re getting a nine-person permit out of this experiment for sure.
[1:09:45 – 1:09:46] Adam: Well, me, you.
[1:09:46 – 1:09:47] Adam: So that’s two.
[1:09:47 – 1:09:48] Adam: Okay.
[1:09:48 – 1:09:51] Adam: I think Ron Swanson’s in with like five votes for sure.
[1:09:51 – 1:09:52] Adam: For sure.
[1:09:52 – 1:09:53] Erik: So that’s three.
[1:09:53 – 1:09:54] Adam: I don’t know.
[1:09:54 – 1:09:55] Adam: We’re going to have to put Samwise on, no?
[1:09:55 – 1:09:57] Adam: Or are we going to take Bilbo Baggins?
[1:09:57 – 1:10:00] Adam: I’ll let Eric pick a Hobbit.
[1:10:00 – 1:10:01] Adam: I think a Hobbit has to go.
[1:10:03 – 1:10:06] Adam: So that’s going to be, what’s your favorite hobbit, Eric?
[1:10:07 – 1:10:14] Adam: While he’s thinking about that, I will pencil in Gregory for sure, not Wirt.
[1:10:15 – 1:10:17] Adam: Just Gregory, and he gets to bring his frog too.
[1:10:17 – 1:10:19] Adam: It doesn’t count on the permit.
[1:10:19 – 1:10:23] Adam: It’s not a Speedy Gonzales situation where the frog gets his own solo canoe.
[1:10:25 – 1:10:28] Adam: Greg from Over the Garden Walls for sure, and he gets a star, I would think.
[1:10:29 – 1:10:41] Adam: And I would think we’ve got to give Jean Rambeau a spot for sure, too, just because it’s so damn funny to picture Rambeau in a French version.
[1:10:42 – 1:10:42] Erik: Yeah.
[1:10:43 – 1:10:48] Adam: And, you know, yeah, you’d want that kind of muscle on the trip for sure, especially if you’re bringing Greg.
[1:10:48 – 1:10:56] Adam: You need somebody to basically carry him in his elephant costume and his delightful frog companion outfit.
[1:10:57 – 1:11:20] Adam: how many uh so that gives us names on the permit do we have currently we have uh you me ron swanson that’s three jean rambeau is four and gregory from over the garden wall gets us to five so we got four more to choose from i would think moana has a strong case here and just pure paddling and uh
[1:11:22 – 1:11:25] Adam: And I don’t know why, but I want Moana on the trip if I had to vote.
[1:11:26 – 1:11:27] Adam: But we only have four left, Eric.
[1:11:27 – 1:11:30] Erik: Yeah, well, you’re putting Moana on the trip then?
[1:11:30 – 1:11:31] Adam: No, not yet.
[1:11:31 – 1:11:32] Adam: We haven’t even picked a hobbit yet.
[1:11:33 – 1:11:34] Adam: We only have four left.
[1:11:36 – 1:12:00] Erik: um yeah i would say the i’m going off the board when it comes to a hobbit on the trip but you can’t just take one of them you’ve got to have pippin and mary pippin and mary are in they’re they’re a tandem i don’t need frodo and sam they get their own issues to deal with i don’t want that i don’t want that baggage on this on the archbishop so i only got two left
[1:12:01 – 1:12:26] Adam: after that and uh i wouldn’t i like the dude the dude would be fun to have on there so either it’s the dude yoda is still out there on the board who yoda yoda holy smokes i don’t need that pretension moana is still out there talking in backwards sentences sparrow wait i thought you voted moana on
[1:12:27 – 1:12:32] Adam: No, I was highly in favor of Moana getting on there, but we only have two spots left at this point.
[1:12:33 – 1:12:35] Adam: There’s a lot of good candidates out here.
[1:12:35 – 1:12:44] Erik: I feel like we have to give one of the spots to the most upvoted comment, which would be just generally fun, in Carl Spackler.
[1:12:44 – 1:12:46] Adam: All right, Carl’s on.
[1:12:46 – 1:12:49] Adam: Yeah, that’s the listener’s choice award.
[1:12:49 – 1:12:49] Erik: Yeah.
[1:12:50 – 1:13:14] Erik: uh goes to carl spackler all right and then yeah it’s between the dude and moana i mean i don’t know frankly i’m not even sure i’ve seen moana so but if we’re going on okay i don’t want have you ever seen the dude in a canoe i don’t want to mess with a three-person canoe let’s do the current eight wow boy that does that that doesn’t work for the actual makeup of
[1:13:15 – 1:13:17] Adam: We’re going to have to have a three-person boat in there somewhere.
[1:13:17 – 1:13:18] Erik: It’s going to have to be a three-person.
[1:13:18 – 1:13:20] Adam: Well, you’ve got to have an IR seat.
[1:13:20 – 1:13:23] Erik: So, yeah, choose who you would want to have on the IR seat.
[1:13:24 – 1:13:24] Adam: Yeah, the dude.
[1:13:25 – 1:13:26] Adam: Or Yoda.
[1:13:26 – 1:13:27] Adam: He’s not paddling.
[1:13:27 – 1:13:28] Adam: You said Yoda’s out, though.
[1:13:28 – 1:13:29] Erik: Did I?
[1:13:29 – 1:13:29] Erik: I don’t remember.
[1:13:29 – 1:13:34] Adam: Yeah, well, I guess for me it’s between Moana and the dude.
[1:13:34 – 1:13:39] Erik: Well, it would seem a shame that she would be put in a… My vote would be for middle seat.
[1:13:40 – 1:13:43] Adam: Well, Carl Spackler could go to the middle seat if you have Moana.
[1:13:43 – 1:13:44] Erik: Yeah, that’s true.
[1:13:47 – 1:13:58] Erik: The only other thought I had was maybe if you could get by with a little leniency from the Forest Service on a tiny, tiny canoe and have Speedy Gonzalez come with.
[1:13:59 – 1:14:00] Adam: Yeah.
[1:14:00 – 1:14:02] Adam: He’s not really technically with us.
[1:14:02 – 1:14:03] Adam: Procuring of campsites.
[1:14:04 – 1:14:08] Adam: We’re going to take Moana, but let’s just have the dude drop us off at the landing.
[1:14:08 – 1:14:09] Erik: He’s our driver.
[1:14:09 – 1:14:09] Adam: Yeah.
[1:14:09 – 1:14:16] Adam: You know, I’m not talking on the phone and driving at the Royal We.
[1:14:16 – 1:14:20] Adam: Yeah, he can drive us down there in whatever that jalopy is he’s got.
[1:14:20 – 1:14:23] Erik: Yeah, I would never expect him to be at the landing.
[1:14:24 – 1:14:27] Erik: I would trust an outfitter for that on the back end of the trip.
[1:14:27 – 1:14:28] Adam: We’ll drop him.
[1:14:28 – 1:14:29] Adam: He can drop us off.
[1:14:29 – 1:14:30] Adam: We’ll paddle back to the outfitters.
[1:14:30 – 1:14:32] Erik: Yeah, who knows where he’ll be in seven days.
[1:14:32 – 1:14:34] Adam: All right, so Moana’s getting the last spot.
[1:14:36 – 1:14:36] Adam: Sounds great.
[1:14:36 – 1:14:41] Adam: We needed an animated character in there to go along with Gregory.
[1:14:41 – 1:14:44] Adam: Moana and Gregory can be in one boat with a frog.
[1:14:44 – 1:14:45] Adam: That’s very funny.
[1:14:45 – 1:14:47] Adam: We’re pairing them up.
[1:14:47 – 1:14:48] Adam: Ron Swanson.
[1:14:50 – 1:14:52] Adam: Pippin and Mary are for sure in their own boat together.
[1:14:52 – 1:14:52] Adam: They have to be.
[1:14:52 – 1:14:54] Adam: You and me are in a boat together.
[1:14:57 – 1:14:58] Adam: We have to have a three-person canoe.
[1:14:58 – 1:15:01] Erik: That leaves the last canoe.
[1:15:02 – 1:15:03] Adam: It’s Ron Swanson canoeing.
[1:15:04 – 1:15:28] Adam: carl spackler and jean rambo some uh that’s sick that’s some very oh that’s very aggressive personalities in that boat yeah well they’re gonna learn to get they’re gonna learn to get along though can you imagine that i fully expect somebody’s gonna have this photoshopped before this episode’s even out somehow yeah that’s great uh yeah i think that sounds pretty nice
[1:15:28 – 1:15:29] Adam: It sounds great.
[1:15:29 – 1:15:30] Adam: I’m in on this.
[1:15:30 – 1:15:31] Adam: I think I would.
[1:15:31 – 1:15:39] Erik: I have said for many years I’m not interested in going on trips for many reasons that have any more than six people on them.
[1:15:40 – 1:15:45] Erik: four is kind of my limit, but I’d go on a full, I’d go on a full permit.
[1:15:45 – 1:15:45] Erik: Yeah.
[1:15:46 – 1:15:47] Erik: With that crew for sure.
[1:15:48 – 1:15:48] Erik: Yeah.
[1:15:48 – 1:15:48] Erik: For sure.
[1:15:48 – 1:15:49] Erik: Just for the stories.
[1:15:50 – 1:15:58] Adam: And then, you know, we get out there on like day two and we found the dude had actually did, he did pack a boxed white Russian into the blue barrel for us.
[1:15:58 – 1:15:58] Adam: Yeah.
[1:15:58 – 1:15:59] Adam: Snuck it in there.
[1:16:00 – 1:16:07] Erik: But for, if it was, if it was his creation, it would probably just be something in a glass bottle inside of a box.
[1:16:07 – 1:16:08] Adam: Yeah.
[1:16:09 – 1:16:11] Adam: And there’s a J kind of taped to the side.
[1:16:11 – 1:16:14] Erik: Yeah, just kind of tacked to the side.
[1:16:14 – 1:16:17] Adam: Oh, boy.
[1:16:17 – 1:16:20] Adam: Well, I’m glad we didn’t have to choose between the Nick cages.
[1:16:21 – 1:16:24] Adam: You could have one canoe that’s just multiple different Nick cages in it, too.
[1:16:25 – 1:16:26] Adam: They’re in a different group.
[1:16:26 – 1:16:27] Adam: They’re not with us either.
[1:16:28 – 1:16:29] Adam: All right.
[1:16:29 – 1:16:30] Adam: Well, I like where this ended.
[1:16:31 – 1:16:32] Adam: That sounds like a lot of fun.
[1:16:32 – 1:16:34] Adam: We’re going to have a great time on this trip.
[1:16:35 – 1:16:36] Adam: Sorry to Austin Powers.
[1:16:36 – 1:16:37] Adam: Sorry to Winnie the Pooh.
[1:16:38 – 1:16:39] Adam: Not sorry to Samwise.
[1:16:40 – 1:16:42] Adam: Take that grin off your face.
[1:16:43 – 1:16:50] Adam: And I am sorry to Uncle Iroh and Phoebe Buffay that they weren’t able to come with us.
[1:16:50 – 1:16:52] Adam: But maybe next year, you know.
[1:16:54 – 1:16:55] Erik: Maybe next year.
[1:16:57 – 1:17:02] Adam: For Tumble Home Boundary Waters Podcast, I’m a cinema classic this one.
[1:17:02 – 1:17:06] Adam: I’m in a real cinema mood for Tumble Home on Boundary Waters Podcast.
[1:17:06 – 1:17:08] Adam: Coming to you live from Studio K2 with The View.
[1:17:10 – 1:17:11] Adam: This has been Tumble Home After Dark.
[1:17:13 – 1:17:14] Adam: Yeah, Sonic, you’re not coming.
[1:17:16 – 1:17:19] Erik: Maybe if you can get Tails and or Knuckles on board.
[1:17:19 – 1:17:20] Erik: Yes.
[1:17:20 – 1:17:21] Erik: Just for portages.
[1:17:23 – 1:17:28] Adam: My name has been Adam, and joining me here has been my good friend Eric.
[1:17:28 – 1:17:31] Adam: Thank you for all the votes and the great ideas.
[1:17:32 – 1:17:32] Adam: Life is precious.
[1:17:33 – 1:17:34] Adam: Every day is a miracle.
[1:17:34 – 1:17:36] Adam: And keep your ringers on.
[1:17:36 – 1:17:37] Adam: Full blast, folks.
[1:17:37 – 1:17:38] Adam: Good night.
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